Well back to the day you know mechamaru its crazy and for some reason Monokuma tried to shoot Akane again and mechamaru went in the way again.
Ultima: Welp! Nekomaru is actually dead now!
Monokuma: oh well, take care! Moving on!
Lost: maybe this time bring him back as a cat
Vincent: NEKO-MARU
Odeveca: awe geez
Monokuma: BOO!
Ultima: was that a boo or a woo?
Vincent: that was a woo for extreme!
Monokuma: no that's a boo! I definitely said boo!
Vincent: why?
Lost: because he's a bear and doesn't like cats' silly!
Monokuma: wa- no I just didn't approve of the pun!
don't you question me!
Hajime: who was trying to narrate over all of this
I'M TRYING TO BROOD OVER HERE!
Monokuma: no brooding among the shore
Of course, all this didn't matter because mechamaru was alive.
And thus, the beginning of chapter 4
CHAPTER 4: DO ULTIMATE ROBOTS DREAM OF CLOCKWORK?
And so, it was morning you know the usually, meet at the dinner, talk about mysteries of why they're here, new island unlock lets gooooo the whole shebang oh also nagito said Hajime might be the traitor, which is true from a certain point of view and Monokuma bribed them to go to the next island.
Let's just say there were a lot of important things like monomis house and the funhouse entrance and a roller coaster, but they weren't important now the ride wasn't ready.
Monokuma: the ride isn't intense enough yet, so I'm in the middle of powering it up like crazy!
hey do you remember roller-coaster tycoon? You wait until the people were riding on the roller coaster you painstakingly designed, and then you demolish one of the struts and send them all rocketing off to their deaths!
come on everyone who played that game did it.
Hajime: you're the kind of person that plays sims and them leaves people trapped in the room to starve to death, aren't you?
Monokuma: puhuhuhuhuh
Siramay: wait you mean that's not normal? I do that all the time!
Monokuma: of course, its normal Hajime's the weird one!
Siramay: I love making a sim of someone I hate and putting them in the room to starve so fun.
Monokuma: I couldn't agree more.
Siramay: I made one of you, I put you in a clown outfit, cause you're a clown.
Monokuma: oh…
Though after some time everyone was at the roller coaster cause if they all ride it, they get a prize
so all the humans went on.
Siramay: ahha suckers
Monokuma: no no no I said EVERYONE!
Hajime: but everyone is!
Monokuma: no there isn't there's still a few seats left.
Then all the class look at siramay and his family
Siramay: ... me too?
Mechamaru: I'll do it.
Siramay: SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
one forceful dragon attack later
the roller coaster
siramay: AAAAAHHHHH IM GONNA DIE
ultima: but you can't die!
siramay: STIIIIIILLLLLL!
After that roller coaster experienced siramay crawled and wobbled out of the seat and just rolled up into a ball and lied on the corner of the building in despair
And as a reward they got a file of danganronpa 1
Strange how the ride was fun and not nefarious in any way.
Siramay: great…. Grea…..just needa….die…
Siramay laid down as If his soul left his body not being able to respond to the situation at hand
and they all decide to go to the fun house
aka their doom.
Ultima: get on the train now, get on the train
Odeveca: get on the train now, get on the train.
Lost: get on the train now, get on the train
Vincent: Get on the train now, get on the train.
So, they went in the train through the SECRET TUNNNAAAL
And got knocked out with sleeping gas.
And now we're in the fun house baby.
Then Monokuma explained everything as this was the motive and nekomaru explained something that totally won't be important for the murder
anyway they all look around the place and Hajime sees a sad convo of fuyuhiko and Akane
Odeveca: wow she's thick.
Vincent: she's also pretty dumb.
Hajime: WA-
Before he could shout in surprise, they covered his mouth so as not to alert fuyuhiko or Akane as they whisper.
Lost: keep your voice down do you want them to know we're spying on them
Ultima: and you better not complain about us doing it because you were literally doing the same thing unprompted, less we call you hypocrite Hinata
So, he continued to investigate and izuru Kamakura painting…. Yep, that definitely won't be important later not at all no sir e bob hahahahaahha though if people read dr0 first that painting would automatically raise read flags and oh it be beautiful.
So he continued to investigate and after he was done Monokuma came to taunt them and explain how there's another side aka the grape house so off they went where Monokuma explained that side
and then the other shoe drops
THERES NO FOOD IN HERE!
that's the motive either kill or starve to death… but you know that takes like 3 weeks to starve, and there's only 9 days left, and there all very different so really they'd only drop dead one by one but once one dies and is discovered Monokuma would have to save the others wait a minute is he even legally allowed to kill them all heck his evil plan wants them dead so he would have done this from the beginning if he wanted-
Monokuma: now that's enough from you right there that information is on a need-to-know bases
and they don't
need
to
know.
Siramay: yeah, yeah yeah of course of course I'm not legally allowed to tell them anything that would change your outcome that much of course of course of course!
Monokuma: exactly! And I want you to keep it that way, I guess you could say what they don't know WILL kill them puhuhuhuhu.
Siramay: right…. Look as long as my family Is free from your no food rule, I'm cool.
Monokuma: of course, I can't kill them so there's no point!
Siramay: I'm glad we could come to an agreement.
So, after that they investigated grape tower, but Hajime looked at his item inventory full of food and NAH AH AH
Siramay: nope nope nope! That's not allowed!
I pick up Hajime but his ankles and shake all the acquired food items he had stashed to flirt with people.
Uh Mr. Kuma, what do you want to do about that?
Monokuma: eh, you can have em.
Siramay: nice!
I unwrap a burger and proceed to eat it during the rest of Hajime's investigation along with what everyone else had found
oh and monomi is here too
then they talked about their theory's on how the fun house worked.
Siramay: oh, that's easy you see it-…
well it….
it's kinda like-
you know with the….
Oh no I completely forgot
oh well what I don't know won't kill them
(it's what they don't know that will)
And then it was night so after everyone disguised what rooms they'd take they went to those and slept
MONOKUMA THEATER
Monokuma: -... . / ... ..- .-. . - - / -.. .-. .. -. -.- -.- - ..- .-. -.- ..- - .- - .. -. .
This concludes the Monokuma Theater: Morse Code Edition.
A moment with siramay
Siramay: BE SURE TO DRINK YOUR KUMATINE?
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that's in wolfin! The magic language of my dimension. Good luck!
And then it was morning and free time!
you better enjoy these peaceful moments because it will only go downhill from here
but then we go into the Monokuma archive
Siramay: siramay who was eating a piece of chicken came in.
You know I'm all for overanalyzing the heck out of stuff but as a man there are 2 very important lessons you must know.
1 thing are always more complex than they seem
and
2 sometimes things are just that simple.
So really what I'm saying is Monokuma's a troll.
Hajime: what are you doing here.
I point to a door in the archive.
Siramay: me and my family gotta sleep somewhere
if you ever need help, I'm just a door away.
And then it was night
MONOKUMA THEATER
Monokuma: Today, I interviewed random strangers on the street and asked them, "What do you hate about Monokuma?" Here are the results!
"He has a foul mouth, a terrible personality, and he's a rude pig...but he's still popular despite all that."
"He's a lazy ass who doesn't work hard at all, and yet he's more skilled and better than people who do."
"Not only did God give him both hands, God gave him everything."
"He always talks crap about others, but nobody really talks crap about him."
"That he's willing to die to protect the woman he loves."
"That he can't live without me."
"He's usually cold toward me, but he takes good care of me when I'm sick."
"He always slaps me around when he drinks, but afterward he cries and gently hugs me."
"I hate that his job changes every time he gets a new job."
"He's extremely responsive when other people say things like, 'drinks', 'group dates', and 'promotions'."
"I hate that my daughter suddenly got curvier after she enrolled in middle school."
Those were the results!
Aw, I'm so loved! I don't think I'll belong to one person for a while!
A moment with siramay
Siramay: you know I'll be honest I feel that speaks for itself, just replace Monokuma with your name and I feel its you in a nutshell heck even the last one witch I feel was thrown in for a joke
ah it feels great when people do your work for you, we should do this more often!
And then it was morning where Monokuma had a surprise
Meanwhile I was eating some breakfast pancakes and bacon.
Siramay: man… forcing them to do physical activity while they're starving… that's probably the evilest thing you could do.
Monokuma: I could think of something worse.
He says looking at the plate of breakfast siramay had.
Siramay: really? I wonder what that be.
I took a bite of my crispy bacon and a gulp of orange juice.
And everyone was freaking out it was crazy, well crazy depressing
and the depressingness continued as Hajime snaped and wanted to go to the final dead room in hopes of escaping.
But then Chiaki stopped him
Mmmm supportive wife
But even if their hearts were full of love their bellies still needed food.
Hajime: there's no way out of here and we can't get any food.
Chiaki: … well there is one way, I think.
With that Hajime instantly knew what she meant
Hajime: …oh no
Meanwhile in the door behind the Monokuma archive was the dragon coral. The best all you can eat buffet this side of my multiverse the best chicken, the best cake the best everything, and I was enjoying every not hungry moment with my family.
[SIRAMAY]
Here in Danganronpa
The death game can be… well…
Let's just say it's not so very good.
But even at this latitude
We'll keep a happy attitude
Until we eat our final piece of food
See, there's a word we live by
To keep our feelings great
You don't have this word in English (or well Japanese I guess)
But allow me to translate.
Bysso!
Bysso means comfortable
Bysso means cozy
Bysso means sitting by the fire with your cheeks all rosy
Bysso bysso bysso bysso bysso bysso
Bysso bysso bysso bysso bysso bysso
Byssolig, byssolig, byssolig
Byssolig, byssolig, byssolig
I will translate more!
Bysso means candlelight.
Bysso means easy
Bysso means all together playing, how you say? Parcheesi!
Finding a spider in your shoe
Not bysso!
Having an annoying thing to do
Not bysso!
Bysso's not scheduled
You can't see where it starts or ends
Most importantly it can't be bysso without your family and friends!
[ENSEMBLE]
Bysso bysso bysso bysso bysso bysso
Bysso bysso bysso bysso bysso bysso
[SIRAMAY]
Byssolig, byssolig, byssolig
[ENSEMBLE]
Byssolig byssolig byssolig
Now it's time to sweat
[SIRAMAY, spoken]
Thank you family! Bye bye for now!
Hoo-hoo!
[HAJIME, spoken]
We need supplies
Where's your food? We're gonna need it all.
[CHIAKI, spoken]
Ah...
Hi sir
We were hoping you'd be willing to give us some of your food so we don't starve to death
[SIRAMAY, spoken]
Something for you to eat so you all don't starve to deeeeaaaaath?
Yeah!
I have exactly what you are needing! Bysso!
[CHIAKI, spoken]
Bysso? What's bysso?
[SIRAMAY]
Bysso is alcohol.
Bysso is eating
siramay slaps the food out of Hajime's hands before he can eat
Bysso is gloog
Amazing stuff when you are needing heating!
Bysso means you're friendly
You stop wanting to be rude
Join us for some super-duper bysso
In the sauna in the nude!
[ENSEMBLE]
Bysso bysso bysso bysso bysso bysso
Bysso bysso bysso bysso bysso bysso
[SIRAMAY, spoken]
Don't worry about your body
It's nothing I haven't seen!
[ENSEMBLE]
Bysso bysso bysso bysso bysso bysso
Bysso bysso bysso bysso bysso bysso
[SIRAMAY, spoken]
Get yourself with a branch and you'll feel nice and clean!
[ENSEMBLE]
Byssolig, byssolig, byssolig
[SIRAMAY, spoken]
Go get in the sauna!
[ENSEMBLE]
Byssolig, byssolig, byssolig
Byssolig, byssolig, byssolig
[SIRAMAY, spoken]
Come on you know you wana!
First you have to dance
DANCE BREAK!
Now it's time to drink!
[ENSEMBLE]
Bysso
Bysso
Ha ha ha ha
Cha cha cha cha cha cha
then siramays family grabs Hajime and repeatedly throws him up in the air.
[SIRAMAY]
A toast to all our family and friends
To Bysso in a story that never ends
So let it keep on going
We always have each other
The gloog is brewed
We're here, we're nude
And so let's have another
[ENSEMBLE]
Toast to all our family and friends
To Bysso in a story that never ends
So, let it keep on going.
We always have each other
The gloog is brewed
We're here, we're nude
And so let's have another
Toast to all our family and friends
To bysso in a story that never ends
So let it keep on going.
We always have each other
The gloog is brewed
We're here, we're nude
And so
[HAJIME, spoken]
EXCUSE ME!
(sung)
Starving to death within a week!
[ENSEMBLE]
Not bysso
[HAJIME]
A future that's cold and dead and bleak!
[ENSEMBLE]
Not bysso
[CHIAKI, spoken]
He's right
We have to go.
(sung)
We have an urgent job to do
[SIRAMAY]
If you can't stay here with us to bysso
Take all the bysso that you can with you!
[ENSEMBLE]
Bysso bysso bysso bysso bysso bysso
[SIRAMAY, spoken]
Cod Roe Baguette, and Coconut Juice
[CHIAKI, spoken]
Thanks!
[ENSEMBLE]
Bysso bysso bysso bysso bysso bysso
[SIRAMAY, spoken]
Sweet Bun Bag and Ramune too!
[ENSEMBLE]
Byssolig, byssolig, byssolig
Byssolig, byssolig, byssolig
[SIRAMAY]
Have some water and Hardtack.
And also, you need to relax.
Please take this Orzotto I wined it
And friend if I may be permitted.
Heed my advice, I don't need to say twice
You're about to go out at the death march of strife
Take all of the carrots and also that flask
For yours is a lethal and ludicrous task
IF WE ALL DIE!
Keep this stuff as a loaner
If we survive... you owe ten thousand dollars
[LOST]
Deal!
[ENSEMBLE]
Bysso bysso bysso bysso bysso bysso
Bysso bysso bysso bysso bysso bysso
Ahhhhhhh
Ahhhhhhh
Bysso bysso bysso bysso bysso
Bysso bysso bysso bysso bysso
Byssolig, byssolig, byssolig
Byssolig, byssolig, byssolig
Woooo!
Hajime: you're really giving us all this food.
Siramay: tomorrow
Hajime: There's the catch.
Siramay: come on its late I'm tired and you can't expect all your friends to wake up now to eat or are you selfish and saving the food for yourself.
First thing tomorrow I'll make a breakfast buffet to die for but for now go to bed! Deal
Chiaki: …its better than nothing, I think.
Hajime: ugh…. Fine
Siramay: I'm glad we could make a deal…
And so, they left as I prepared to make the food for tomorrow…. You know what happens tomorrow right?
