A/N You didn't think Xander and Cordelia were going to get home that easily did you?
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"So we're back." Angel says.
"It would seem so." Wesley answered.
"Look, I know things have been - ." Angel started to say.
Cordelia walked down the stairs. "Sorry, Angel. But if this is the speech about how the worst is behind us, you may want to save it for later." She's not dressed how Cordy usually dresses. And she's clearly pregnant. They're all staring at her. The front door opened and two people they never expected to see walked in. Xander Harris and Cordelia Chase. Everyone is staring at everyone else.
"Oh, please tell me we are not in yet another reality?! And Deadboy's here. This day just keeps getting worse!"
"Xander?"
"Yeah. Cordy?"
"Other me is pregnant."
"Oh. Angel?"
"Yes. What are you doing here, Xander?"
"I'm not the Xander you know. We're from another reality. So why is there a possessed Cordelia here?"
"What do you mean possessed?" Angel demanded.
"I mean seriously. That is not a baby in there. It's some kind of maggoty faced demon."
"Oh." The newly arrived Cordelia said. "It's got a massive appetite and eats people."
"Vision?" The newly arrived Xander asked.
"Yeah, in full technicolor. That's gross."
"Cordelia." Angel said to the newly arrived Cordelia. "Are you getting our Cordelia's visions from the Powers?"
"Please tell me another Angel was not moronic enough to fall for that." Xander said.
"Fall for what?" Angel asked.
"That you need to be redeemed for crimes you didn't commit. That you're on some kind of a mission from the Powers. The Oracles in our reality told Angel he was being manipulated into a mission of destruction."
"And Kyra, this Seer we met, said I'd get manipulated into helping you and brainwashed into thinking I was in love with you. So gross. Not ever happening." The newly arrived Cordelia said.
"So. What are we going to do about the maggoty faced demon possessing that Cordelia?" Xander asked.
"You are not touching our baby!" The teenager standing next to Cordelia said.
"It's not a baby. Trust me on that, I can see it!" Xander answered. The pregnant Cordelia suddenly flung her hand out and threw Xander up and to the side. There was a loud crack! as his spine snapped and he landed heavily on the floor.
"Enough! You will not stop me! I will rule this world. You will bow to me and worship me!"
"Oh great, another want to be god. Can we not escape the wanna bes?" Cordelia exclaimed.
"Cordelia?" The teenager said.
"Connor, you're as much of an idiot as your father is. You both are so pathetically easy to manipulate." Pregnant Cordelia said as she walked down the stairs. She flung her hand out again and Connor went flying. Angel started to move towards her and he was flung back as well. The newly arrived Cordelia shimmered out and appeared behind the pregnant Cordelia and wrapped an arm around her neck and laid one of her daggers against her belly.
"Stop or I cut it out of you." She said. The pregnant one froze.
"You have power."
"Yes, I do. Guess what? So does he." As Xander stood up, completely healed. He walked towards them and pulled out the power sucking athame and shoved it into the pregnant Cordelia's chest. It glowed and then Xander pulled it back out of her and dropped it back into the dimensional pocket.
"And now you don't."
"What just happened?!" A slim young woman screamed.
"That's what I'd like to know." Angel said.
"We stripped her of her powers. Now it's just a matter of dispossesing her." Xander told him.
"How are you alive, let alone walking?" Wesley demanded to know. "We heard your spine snap!"
"I healed. Am I not an immortal in this reality? Where is other me anyway?"
"In Sunnydale. There's an apocalypse going on. And no, as far as I know, Xander Harris is not immortal." Wesley said.
"Crap, we can't not try to help since we're here. I don't know how to do a dispossesing ritual. Any of you know how to do it?"
"I can handle it." Wesley said.
"Good. I'm so exhausted. That is what the third or fourth time I've died this week. Give a guy a chance to recover his energy universe, please!"
"Why do you smell like an animal?" Angel asked.
"I'm thinking of having cards made up. Everywhere we go, people keep asking me that. I'm a were hyena."
"I've never heard of a were hyena." Wesley said.
"A hyena spirit merged with me. Do you have any spare beds, I really do need to get some sleep, so does Cordy for that matter. We've had three showdowns this week."
"I'll show you to a room." The girl said as Wesley and Gunn led the pregnant, possessed and dazed Cordelia down to the cage Angel had recently been in.
Angel dropped heavily onto the round bench in the main area of the hotel and Connor sat besides him. "Cordelia is possessed. I need to go see the Oracles. There was never any hint of this whenever I visited them before. I want to know why."
"I'm coming with you." Connor said.
"Alright, let's go."
