Day 1: being close on a rainy day

The sound of rain pounding against the roof and the steady burn of the fire were the only things keeping Ruffnut company at the moment. Normally she would be out with her brother doing Thor knows what stupid thing, but he had forced her to stay inside due to her current condition; sometimes she couldn't tell who was worse him, or her husband. Now she found herself sharpening almost every weapon in the house to keep herself entertained. She had just finished with the Jorgenson Family Axe that she and Snotlout had stolen on their wedding, when who should walk in but a soaking wet and muddy Snotlout?

"What happened to you," Ruffnut asked though she was pretty sure she already knew.

"You're stupid brother," Snotlout grumbled, removing his boots and helmet.

"Looks like you had fun," the blonde sneered, and if her partner had noticed he made no effort to figure out why she was upset.

"If that's what you call almost getting crushed by a mudslide." Ruffnut glanced at her now shirtless husband hoping he would go on to explain what exactly happened. After cleaning off and changing into dry clothes Snotlout sat in the other chair and relayed how the prank he and Tuff had tried to pull on Hiccup backfired and caused a giant mudslide. "You would have loved it."

Ruffnut could feel her eye twitching as she fought back her initial rage. Instead, she opted for a sarcastic reply, "Yeah it would've been awesome." Finally taking notice of how frustrated she was, Snotlout looked at her with a raised eyebrow, silently asking her what was bugging her. After about thirty seconds of staring at each other Ruffnut caved.

"I just want to be back out causing havoc with Tuff but I can't for obvious reasons," the blonde explained, pausing to collect her thoughts and emotions. "I guess knowing that you are out there with my brother and I'm stuck at home is kinda just salt in the wound," she continued, her usual carefree demeanor hidden under her negative emotions.

"Yeah, I know this sucks but it will all be worth it once our little 'Lout is born," Snotlout said, placing his hand on Ruff's baby bump.

"Who said they're going to be a 'Lout?" Ruffnut asked, back to her normal self.

"Well, I sure as hell ain't naming them Nut." At that, the wind blew open the door and a crash of lightning and thunder struck a little too close for comfort.

"I'm sorry Thor, the child can be named Nut!" Snotlout screamed in his usual high-pitched girly voice.

"Come here you coward," Ruffnut sighed after closing the door and sitting back down. Snotlout clung to his wife while she played with his hair slowly being lulled to sleep by the sound of the rain and the warmth of the one man who truly loved her for who she was.

Bonus

"It's gone!" Driftlout yelled, causing a panic to spread amongst the wedding guests. He had gone to retrieve the Jorgenson Ceremonial Battle Axe only to find it was missing from its display. It was a Jorgenson family tradition that a marriage could only commence after the axe was gifted to the couple. A search was soon conducted giving the two culprits the chance to escape. The only thing that gave them away was the barking laughter and the iconic 'Snotlout!'

"Miss Ruffnut Jorgenson you are a bad example on me," Snotlout murmured as he and his new wife lay in their bed enjoying this rare moment of peace and freedom from a particular Thorston twin.

"Well, mister Snotlout Jorgenson, you're the one that chose to marry a 'Nut," the blonde retorted before catching his lips in a passionate kiss. The rest of the night was spent in pure bliss, the only thing important to them being each other.