John Phoenix lay in bed.

"Huh? Who's there?" he said because there was someone there, and that person was his uncle. His uncle asked:

"Hi John Phoenix! I just wanted to know, how big is your penis?" asked Phoenix Wright inquisitively. John Phoenix answered

"I don't know because I haven't checked in a while." That's why John Phoenix pulled down his pants down, but his cock was very small because it was not hard yet. John Phoenix wanted it to be hard.

"I can change that John Phoenix," said Uncle Phoenix. He began to stroke it and it rose and grew, revealing it's true size. It was a megacock, the type only the most manliest of defense attorneys who wear green suits have. And it was John Phoenix's.

"Stroke harder Uncle," John Phoenix commanded.

"Wait a minute isn't this incest?" Uncle Phoenix finally realized.

"Yes," said John Phoenix.

"Oh, okay. I guess that's fine." Uncle Phoenix decided.

Uncle Phoenix continued rubbing John Phoenix's dick but this time it was consensual. John Phoenix sprayed lots of cum in his uncle's face and his uncle guzzled it off his face!

"Thanks for feeding me your milk John Phoenix otherwise I was going to starve to death and die," said his uncle.

"You are welcome, Uncle," John Phoenix said benevolently. "You may, if you wish, lick me clean too."

And so, his uncle Phoenix Wright licked the cum off John Phoenix's body. John Phoenix was being selfless!

John Phoenix turned to the camera and winked with a *ding* and that's the end!

Epilogue...

Dylan Fitchar ran in and tried to get in on the fun!

"Ha ha ha! I've got you now John Phoenix!" said Dylan while he grasped John Phoenix's throat sexually.

"Freeze, pal!" said Detective Gumshoe. He'd been hiding behind the curtain, watching events unfold the entire time!

Dylan was arrested for rape.