Chapter 1

In the way of the old laws of the universe (that kiss aka fandom/no clue/canon?) Katherine and Jack were married and happily so. That being said once Valentine's day started to roll around Jack was never where anyone could find him. This holiday was about the same. Somehow Katherine's departed parents became clouds, no idea how but they came calling to Katherine's place and was looking for Jack since he was a such a nice and attentive husband, (mostly) and such a great lover on this holiday of holidays (he wasn't, but Katherine had more work then ever to record some the most interesting stories set on Valentine's day so she didn't complain).

Katherine was neck deep in organizing some really sappy, tooth rotting fan fictions about the guardians (how people could come up about these sort of things she never knew) when her guards announced her parents were at the door, or in the door since they were clouds and didn't really care about boundaries.

"Katherine dear! Where is your delightful husband Jack? I need to speak with him!" As much as Katherine wondered and dreamed about her mother as a child, despite being happily adopted, she never thought her mom would have such a grating voice and as a cloud no less.

"He's not here mother as you would know if you ever asked the wind. The wind knows more about my Jack then well me at times. (Jack Frost story was still on going you know) Besides I'm working and I can't be disturbed." Katherine flicker her hand around that wasn't holding her pen at the ceiling high papers that were in piles that could tip over at any moment.

There was a crash as her loving but clumsy dad as a cloud no less sent the piles down as a pack of dominoes. Katherine almost screamed, she was so close to being done. "Oh dear sorry dear sweet daughter. We are here for a favor. Can you find and distract Jack as the rest of the guardians set up a Valentine's day party at Santa Claus's place."
Katherine paused trying to get Qwerty to help her pick up the papers. "You're planning on having a Valentine's Day party at Nick's place? He does Christmas! Why there? And why do I have go and distract Jack?! I'm busy! Why don't you?"

"Nick has a huge place, don't you denied it. Besides we want grandchildren, who else would be a good distraction? Besides when did you and Jack have quality alone time anyway? You're so busy!" Katherine noticed that her mom's voice dropped low at the word quality and her dad chuckled loudly and winked at her. "Besides we think Jack needs to know that Valentine's day is more then lovely dopey couples and so we, well Sandy came up with this party. Family, brothers and sisters and all that jazz."

Katherine stared at her parents in disbelieve. "You want me to seduce Jack so he doesn't find out about a family Valentine's day party?!" Her mom voiced her option of grandkids again. Katherine closed her eyes as Qwerty laughed so hard pages came out of his book, and counted to ten. It didn't help.

"You know Jack's avoiding everyone today right?" Her cloud parents shrugged and then dissipate into the air.

Katherine sighed. Her pounding headache was back so she could use a breather. That's what she gets for putting off organizing anything that had to do with Valentine's day stories. She went to find her goose and then was off to find her husband who clearly didn't want to be find and distracted. What she does for family. Ugh.