It was a cold winter's day in Jasper Park Canada, the packs were gathering food for the winter. Kate and her sister Lilly, were helping their mates Humphrey and Garth chase rabbits around the park while Eve and Winston watched from above their den...well, Winston was anyway, Eve just stared down at Humphrey sternly and in thought.

" What's on your mind dear? " Winston asked his wife, whom jolted when he spoke to her.

" Hmm? Oh nothing, I was just thinking about spending time with Humphrey, get to know him a little you know? he always gets frightened when I stand next to him, I can tell! " Eve explained.

" Well, you do tend to have this air of aggression about you. " Winston pointed out, avoiding a hard swipe from his wife.

" I'm. Not. Aggressive! " Eve shouted, proving her husband's point.

" * Sigh * you just need to control your temper, Honey. " Winston told her.

" Maybe you're right, Winston...maybe this quality time with Humphrey would do me some good! " Eve thought aloud.

" If you don't eat him first..." Winston snarked, earning him a sharp punch to the shoulder.

" Hey, you don't get to be sarcastic with me, you jerk! " Eve chided.

" just like when we were pups..." Winston chuckled at his wife's hostility.

" Yeah...remember that time I bit Tony's butt when I thought he was a caribou? " Eve laughed, remembering Tony's screams of pain.

" He never forgave you for that, Besides, it was storming that day, most of the valley was covered in snow. " Winston recalled with a stern expression.

" Oh, I'm sure the ol' grump's over it by now! " Eve dismissed. " Now, all he has to worry about is that cracked disk, The poor dear. "

" I know, I've tried to convince him to let you look at it, but he always refuses. " Winston told her. " Knowing you, he must not trust you all that much. "

" Next time we see him, I'm dragging his sorry hide into our den and I'm going to heal that disk of his whether he likes it or not, Because I hate seeing him in pain! " Eve growled, digging her paws into the dirt.

" Okay okay, take it easy, Eve. " Winston laughed.

Eve took a few deep breathes to calm down. " Alright, I'm calm, but Tony should really let me fix that disk of his. "

" Let's go chat with Humphrey, Honey. " Winston suggested nuzzling his mate.

" Yeah, Let's do that! " Eve agreed.

The two Alphas went down to the valley to where Kate and Humphrey were, the two of them stopping in their tracks when Kate's parents approached.

" Hey, Mom. is something wrong? " She asked her mother, sitting to attention and raising her head high, Humphrey snickering at the sight until Kate shot him with a glare.

" No Kate, everything's fine! I was wanting to take Humphrey on a hunt, get to know him better. " Eve suggested, much to the fear that suddenly washed over Humphrey's face, remembering the time she almost choked him to death when he told her he and Kate were supposed to repopulate Sawtooth National Park.

" Sounds great! don't you think so too, Humphrey? " Kate asked her mate, who was shaking in fear as he stared at Eve's smile, her canines making his blood run cold.

" Y-y-y-Yeah! S-s-s-Sure! " Humphrey grinned awkwardly, his teeth chattering.

" Great! We'll go to the hunting grounds, tonight. I can smell the caribou from here! " Eve licked her lips, wagging her tail in excitement.

" Yeah...That sounds good! " Humphrey said, still shaking with fear.


Later that night.


Humphrey was circling around the den and Kate watched in irritation and tiredness.

" Humphrey, It's late! can't you pace around tomorrow? " She pleaded.

" I'm sorry, Kate. But I'm nervous as heck, what if she hates me? " Humphrey told her. " What if she rips my tail off and shoves it in my mouth? or tears out my heart and eats it? "

" Those do seem like things my mother would do..." Kate's eyes widened at the thought. " But nonetheless, try to calm down Humphrey, I'm sure she'll like you just fine! " she tried to assure him.

" That's real helpful, Kate. " Humphrey snarked.

"Don't be snarky, Humphrey. You'll be fine as long as you don't provoke her. " Kate told him.

" Provoke me for what? " Eve asked suddenly out of nowhere, scaring her daughter and Humphrey.

" Nothing, Mom! " She denied.

" Kate...Tell me the truth. " Eve sternly demanded, sitting down to hear the truth. " What would Humphrey do to provoke my wrath? "

Humphrey swallowed his fear and walked over and sat in front of Eve to save Kate from having to say it.

" I'm scared to tell you this, but I want to have pups with your daughter, If you'd permit me to..." He told her, making sure to sit on his tail and cover his junk to protect them.

Eve stared at the two for several minutes before ultimately shaking her head no.

" I don't trust you well enough, that's why I want to take you on this hunt. " She explained. " So, are you ready to go? "

" Yeah, I'm ready. " Humphrey sighed, nuzzling Kate goodbye.

" Be careful you two! " She warned.

" Don't worry, if anyone dares to cross us, I'll bash their head in with a rock repeatedly until their brains leak out of their ears and eye sockets! " Eve said cheerily with a smile.

Kate and Humphrey stared at the alpha with wide-eyed stares, the graphic image no doubt invading their minds.

" Yeah...That. " She said, swallowing her vomit. " Please look after him, Mom! "

" Kate, I'll be fine! " Humphrey assured her.

" Yeah, Kate. He'll be fine, I'll keep an eye on him, making sure he don't screw up on my watch! " Eve snarled jokingly, patting an unnerved Humphrey roughly on the back, feeling the shivers as they rose up his spine.

Licking Kate's face, Humphrey left the den with Eve to make the trip to the hunting grounds.

As they were walking, Lilly ran up to them to inquire where they were heading, she was wearing a big piece of bark on her back and a baby blue stewardess hat.

" Where are you two going? " she asked.

" I'm going with Humphrey to the hunting grounds to bond with him. " Eve explained.

" Can I come? " Lilly asked hopefully, her tail wagging excitedly.

" I'm sorry, Lilly. but you can't come with us, maybe next time, Sweetie. " Eve gently shot her down.

" Okay Mom, I understand..." Lilly said dejectedly, sulking back to the den with Garth, who mouthed the words " Good luck " to Humphrey, who was thankful for the encouragement.

" We'll be back in a hour. " Eve called out to her.


The two wolves made the journey to the hunting grounds, past the Eastern pack's territory under Tony's watchful eyes, as he gazed at them from his high rock.

They traveled along the path into the forest, Eve humming a merrily little tune to herself while Humphrey thought of a way to start up a conversation.

" It's nice out here at night, right Eve? " He said to her.

Eve stopped humming and turned her head to Humphrey and then looked at the night sky, admiring it's beauty and nodding her head agreeably.

" Yes, yes it is Humphrey. " She said, sitting down.

" You'd think Kate's looking up at the same sky now? " Humphrey asked Eve, who smiled warmly at the sincerity of the thought.

" I believe so, Humphrey. " She assured him. " Thank you for bring her home, Humphrey. I'm grateful for what you did. "

" That's nice of you to say, Eve. " Humphrey smiled, his fear of her subsiding.

" Why thank you, Humphrey. You see, once you get to know me, I'm not just the bloodthirsty psychopathic mother you think I am! " Eve smiled proudly.

Suddenly, the two wolves heard a noise from behind the trees, Eve signaling Humphrey to get behind her for protection.

She then spotted some humans coming out of their hiding places, holding tranquilizer rifles and animal cages, dressed in park ranger uniforms, getting ready to capture the two.

Eve narrowed her eyes at the rangers as she lowered herself into a fighting stance, unintentionally giving her son-in-law a good view of her lovely lady bits, causing him to shallow his own vomit at the sight...and the horrible images of him banging Kate's mother.

Shaking the images out of his head, he joined his mother-in-law with his own stance, which was sort of goofy-looking all things considered.

Eve and Humphrey jumped up to pounce on the rangers, only to feel something pierce each of their sides, causing their vision to become a psychedelic haze similar to the one that Humphrey experienced with Kate when they were taken to Idaho.

Eve took several wipes at some imaginary eastern wolves before she fell to her side when the tranquilizer dart took effect, mumbling something about tearing their intestines out of their stomachs.

Humphrey fell down beside her when his dart took effect, embracing the old milf with the assumption that she was Kate.

" You feel so soft babe..." He whispered seductively.

After the wolves fell asleep, the rangers scooped them up into their truck to haul them off to a different park.