Once again crime was high in Gotham city. Batman as usual was trying to catch Catwoman again for she had robbed the jewelry store yet again.

"When will she ever learn", Batman said to himself as he chased her.

"I often wonder what he looks at when he's chasing after me. I bet he's checking out my cute butt", Catwoman smiled as she ran.

"Don't look at her butt please whatever you do don't look at her butt", Batman said as he struggled to keep his eyes off of Catwoman's butt.

Catwoman leaped across the rooftops with ease as Batman followed her.

"I love the chase", Catwoman laughed at herself.

"I think she just steals stuff in order to make me chase her", Batman thought as he chased after Catwoman.

Suddenly Poison Ivy came out of nowhere and captured Batman.

"Ivy", Batman said as he tried to break free.

"You are coming with me. You must be punished for ruining my garden", Ivy announced.

"Your garden was poisoning the city's water supply", Batman argued.

"Why would I care about that", Ivy said as she squeezed Batman tight pet roots.

Ivy then gagged Batman and dragged him off with her.

Catwoman saw the whole thing as she looked down at the necklace she had grabbed from the store.

"Bad move Ivy", Catwoman said as she tossed the necklace aside.

"I guess it's my turn to save you now handsome", Catwoman said as she followed after Ivy.

Ivy took Batman to her lair in the deep underground of the city. She trapped Batman in the roots of a man eating plant. The plant kept Batman restrained while Ivy eyed Batman with a strange look.

"I forgot how cute you are Batman. Perhaps I could forgive you for a kiss", Ivy laughed as she wrapped her arms around his neck.

"Don't worry you're only going to die", Ivy laughed as she tried to kiss Batman.

Catwoman could see where Ivy was holding Batman and she was ready to go in.

That is until someone else beat her to it. Suddenly the wall smashed open and superman entered the room.

"Oh my dear friend Batman. Allow me to help", Superman said as he blasted Ivy away with his laser eyes.

Superman quickly freed Batman from the plant and killed it with his heat vision. Ivy saw it and began to cry.

"No my pet. What have you done", Ivy said as she tried to attack Superman.

Superman grabbed Ivy and threw in Arkham Asylum from where her lair. Superman laughed as he watched her check into her old cell.

"Well welcome back Ivy", The warden said as he locked her down.

"Curse you Superman", Ivy yelled from her cell.

"Hey Batman are you alright or should I fly you to the nearest hospital", Superman asked as he checked Batman's vitals.

"I am fine Clark but thanks", Batman said as he stood up.

"Happy birthday Bruce", Superman said as he handed him a card.

Batman was stunned at first.

"How did you know it was my birthday", Batman asked.

"I have my ways friend. Come on I got a few more gifts for you", Superman said as he lifted Batman up and flew away at great speed.

"Oh come on. I wanted to give him a gift too", Catwoman pouted as she looked at the watch she stole for Batman.

Catwoman tried to follow them.

Meanwhile Superman flew Batman to his favorite diner and they walked in.

"This way friend. I am buying", Superman said as he brought Batman to a nice booth.

"So you're buying me dinner", Batman asked as he sat down.

"Not only that", Superman smiled as the waitress came over.

"Hello my name is Harley and I will be your server today", Harley Quinn said with a fake smile.

Batman looked at Harley Quinn in her uniform.

"Are you here to poison me", Batman asked.

"No I actually work here sadly", Harley said with a bored look on her face.

"I guess crime really doesn't pay", Superman laughed.

"Well I have to now especially since someone threw my boyfriend in jail", Harley said as she got out her pen.

"Hey is a very lucky to have you", Batman said as he ordered a burger.

"Make that three burgers fries and milkshakes", Superman smiled.

"Sure thing", Harley sighed as she left.

"I made a few arrangements for you today. I talked it over with Nightwing Robin and Batgirl. We all agreed that you need a dayoff. I mean look at you", Superman declared as he saw Batman struggle to stay awake.

"I think the adrenaline is starting to wear off", Batman said as he sipped his coffee.

Superman ordered Batman an espresso.

"I can see that. I am giving you a day off for today and tomorrow. But I also have a date for you", Superman smiled as Batman jumped up.

"A date", Batman asked.

"Don't worry she is a friend of ours", Superman smiled.

"Who is it", Batman asked.

"That would be telling", Superman laughed.

Batman drank his expresso with almost one gulp.

"How's my hair look", Batman asked.

"Not a strand in sight", Superman replied.

"Oh God am I bald", Batman freaked as his touched the top of his head.

"I can't tell it's covered", Superman laughed.

"Oh yeah", Batman smiled as he realized he was still in uniform.

"Hey guys", Wonder woman said as she kissed Batman's cheek.

Batman blushed immediately as Superman smiled.

"Is this my blind date that you were talking about. He is very handsome and a bit familiar", Wonder woman said as she was still in uniform too.

Wonder woman sat down next to Batman as she wrapped her arm around his shoulders.

Wonder woman smiled as she looked into Batman's eyes.

"You are beautiful and familiar yourself", Batman smiled.

Superman ate his food and winked at Batman.

"Enjoy yourselves I should get going anyway", Superman said as he walked out.

Superman watched Wonder woman and Batman for a while and cheered to himself.

"Yes and now I get to do something that I always wanted to do", Superman said to himself as he flew away in a hurry.

Superman went into the batcave and looked at all the cool gadgets Batman had. Alfred came down and smiled to see Superman.

"How are yous sir", Alfred asked.

"I gave Batman a date and two days off. And now I get to be batman for the next two days", Superman cheered as he put on one of Batman's suits on.

"What", Alfred asked.

"I am Batman", Superman said with a smile.

"Oh wait I have to act all dark and gloomy. I am Batman", Superman said as he acted just like Batman would.

Alfred laughed and smiled.

"For a second there I mistook you for Batman", Alfred laughed.

"Great", Superman said as he dashed forward in excitement.

Alfred laughed as he realized that Superman had forgotten that Batman couldn't fly.

"A pity he doesn't remember Batman can't fly", Alfred laughed as Superman came back.

"Of course sorry about that", Superman said as he climbed into the batmobile.

"Wait not the batmobile", Alfred freaked.

"I always wanted to do this", Superman said as he raced off with the batmobile.

"I really hope he doesn't ruin that car", Alfred said as he watched the batmobile disappear.

Meanwhile Batman and Wonderwoman were walking out in the city.

"I must say you are far better than any man I ever dated before", Wonderwoman smiled as she looked into Batman's eyes.

"You are better than any woman I dated or tried to", Batman said.

"Kiss me", Wonderwoman said as she kissed his lips passionately.

"How are you still single", Wonderwoman asked as she kissed him once more.

Suddenly Circe appeared before their eyes.

"I could say the same thing too", Circe laughed seductively.

"Circe", Wonderwoman said as he grew angry.

"That was rude of her. I guess our date will have to wait", Wonderwoman said as she grabbed her rope.

"I got you covered", Batman said as they teamed up.

But Circe then suddenly turned Wonderwoman into a pig.

"Not again", Batman yelled.

"Change her back", Batman demanded.

"I wonder who will want her now", Circe said as she flapped in her hair in a very seductively fashion.

"I said change her back", Batman repeated.

"I heard you Batman. But I will not. I have a special surprise for you", Circe laughed as she cast a spell on Batman.

"Come to me", Circe commanded as Batman saw Circe as the most beautiful woman.

Batman's eyes glowed as he helplessly obeyed and walked toward Circe. Circe held her arms out longingly.

"Yes Batman. Come to me", Circe begged as Batman closed the distance between them.

Circe embraced Batman and kissed him passionately as he kissed her back.

"That is much better. Come let us leave here together", Circe said as she tugged Batman along and disappeared.