Morgan teleported herself and Batman to her very magical chamber. Inside the room there were no windows and no doors. There was no electricity or cellphone reception either. The whole room seemed to be completely isolated and off grid. When the spell wavered and Batman came to his senses he looked around the room. He was a bit surprised to see Morgan standing before him.

"I mean you no harm dark knight", Morgan said as she affectionately caressed his cheek.

"Why have you brought me here", Batman asked.

"I needed someone to talk to", Morgan said as she turned away.

Batman seemed confused as to why Morgan was being so strange.

"My son died a few years ago. Since then I have been all alone. I have no one else to talk to nor anyone to take care of", Morgan sobbed as she removed her mask.

"I am going to freshen up just relax I will not be long", Morgan said as she teleported out of the room.

Batman looked around the room for a way out but for the most part it was even worse than he could ever imagine.

"There is no way out of here", Batman said as he came to the horrifying conclusion.

Suddenly Morgan reappeared wearing a beautiful pink dress.

"Would you care to dance with me", Morgan asked sweetly as bowed elegantly before Batman.

Morgan realized that he was still in his suit as she waved her hand. Just then Batman's suit disappeared and turned into a black velvet doublet suit. Batman looked at himself and wondered why. Morgan changed the whole room as well as it turned into a large elegant ballroom. Even other people appeared in the room dancing as well. Others appeared too but instead of dancing they were playing musical instruments. Morgan wrapped Batman into her warm embrace as they danced slowly together.

"I thought you needed someone to talk to not to dance with", Batman joked.

"Can't a girl have both", Morgan said as kissed Batman's cheek.

Batman just smiled as he knew that they people all around were nothing more than an illusion. It is true that Batman only knew about Morgan Le Fay from Jason Blood but he never did get her side of the story. But it was not long before he realized that they both had suffered from the same pain and loss. Morgan lost her husband and her son. Bruce lost his parents when he was just a boy. Despite everything that Batman thought about Morgan was wrong. The woman before him was warm and beautiful as well as understanding. They danced for a while and it all felt pretty magical. So much so that before Bruce knew it Morgan kissed his lips passionately. The room turned back into the bed chamber it once was and Morgan threw Bruce onto the bed. She slowly crawled on top of him as her necklace started to glow.

"I am so lonely Bruce. Let me take care of you. Take me as your bride and give me your children. I promise to love you and cherish you forever", Morgan said seductively as she kissed his lips.

Morgan proved to be quite the seductress as Bruce found himself completely helpless before her. Batman married Morgan Le Fay that day. They made love shortly thereafter.

"Yes my dark knight. You will never be alone again. I will be there with you", Morgan whispered as she straddled Batman.

She drove him into her warm but tight inner walls. She pounded down on him without mercy repeatedly.

"Yes yes ahhhhh ohhhhhh yesssssss ohhhhhh", Morgan moaned as she kissed Batman.

Batman kissed her back.

Morgan was the greatest lover Bruce ever had. She was so beautiful, charming, mature, experienced, and so lovely. Morgan was different from all of the other women that Bruce dated. Morgan treated Bruce like a person instead of a playboy or a walking wallet. Batman was very happy as he moaned and came into Morgan. After what felt like hours of deep pleasure. Batman asked for Morgan to return him back to Gotham city.

"Of course my love but I will be moving in with you. Someone must nurture and clean your wounds", Morgan said as she healed his body quickly and then teleported him back to Gotham.

When Batman came to he found himself standing in the middle of downtown Gotham. He also felt great thanks to Morgan's spell.

"I better call Diana and explain myself to her", Batman said to himself as he realized that he was back in his batman suit.

"Bruce, I was so worried about you. did something happen", Wonderwoman asked as he picked up her phone.

"Yeah I had an emergency to deal with I am sorry it could not be helped", Bruce lied.

"At least you're okay but don't ever do that again to me. I care for you Bruce", Wonderwoman admitted over the phone.

At first Batman just did not know what to say. Then suddenly Green Latern crashed into a nearby building close to Batman's position.

"Hey I could use some help here", Hal shouted at Batman.

"I got to go Diana I promised Zatanna I would go on a date with her in exchange for helping you", Batman replied.

"Oh you did now. You are going to stand me up for Zatanna", Diana asked.

"Are you jealous", Bruce questioned.

"Maybe a little. You better call me back Bruce I want a do over and this time. You are mine", Wonderwoman said seductively as she hung up and Bruce became hard at that very moment.

"Batman, quit your daydreaming and help me already", Hal yelled.

"Uh yeah I'm coming", Batman said as he grappled his way up.

Hal and Batman teamed up but when Bruce realized who they were going up against he was shocked.

"Superwoman", Batman said in complete astonishment.

Superwoman looked at Batman with a big charming smile on her face.

"Well hello there little man. Did you miss me because I missed you very much", Superwoman said as she blew Batman a kiss.

Hal attacked her but it was no use as Batman did what he could but he was no match for Superwoman. Hal quickly realized after a while that his ring had died out.

"Damn my ring. I need a charge", Hal admitted as Superwoman grabbed him.

"A pity you boys rely on stupid rings that constantly need charging. I would say that is your kind's greatest weakness", Superwoman said as she was about to clobber Hal.

"Wait, don't hurt him please", Batman begged.

Superwoman grinned at Batman.

"I so enjoy it when you beg. Please do it again", Superwoman laughed seductively.

"Let him go and take me instead", Batman pleaded.

"Oh very well. Begone with you pest. I have no interest in you after all", Superwoman said as she released Hal.

"Don't worry Batman I will come back for you", Hal said as he flew away.

"Well are you going to be a good boy and do as you're told or shall I punish you first", Superwoman asked as she flapped her hair and swayed her hips in a rather seductive way.

"I don't go down without a fight", Batman said with fury in his eyes.

"Then I shall enjoy this for I will shower you with all of my charms. You will fall on your knees and beg for more", Superwoman laughed as Batman threw a couple of batarangs at her.

But she managed to dodge each and every one of them.

"I love it when you try so hard", Superwoman laughed seductively as as she bolted toward Batman.

Superwoman then grabbed Batman and pinned him down on the ground.

"You are so cute little man. You have so much potential", Superwoman whispered seductively as she kissed Batman passionately on his lips.

She quickly deepened the kiss as her wrapped around Batman. Superwoman refused to pull away as she kept kissing him repeatedly. Batman began to realize just how passionate Superwoman was. She kissed him and sucked on his lower lip hungrily. She bit his lip as she pulled away finally. Superwoman then released Batman's lips from hers. She stared down into his eyes as she watched Batman breathe steadily. Superwoman rubbed her fingers into Batman's chest.

"How was that darling. Did you enjoy it as much as I did", Superwoman smiled seductively.

"Why is it that on my birthday all of these beautiful villianess' decide to seduce me all at once. Hal, where are you", Batman thought to himself as he looked into Superwoman's eyes.

Superwoman waited for an answer but Batman gave her none.

"Speechless aren't you. Perhaps I am more charming and passionate that you would have thought", Superwoman whispered as she moaned slightly.

Superwoman lowered herself down to Batman as she licked her lips.

She kissed him once more and moaned as she did.

"I have come to take you as mine. I don't wish to kill or hurt anyone. All I want is you my dear", Superwoman whispered as she kissed his lips.

"Owlman is weak compared to you. I want you. I will do whatever it takes for you to consider me as your bride", Superwoman said as she lifted Batman up and flew away with him safely in her arms.

Superwoman took Batman to hotel room. She rested him over the bed while she took off her clothes. Batman watched as the beautiful woman revealed her body to him. Batman's mouth almost dropped to the floor as he realized that she was even more gorgeous than Wonderwoman.

"Damn she is sexy", Batman thought to himself as his eyes widened.

"I told you that I a worthy woman of your affection. Let me be the one to look out for you. Let me be the one to hold you", Superwoman said as she ripped off Batman's suit and claimed him as her own.

She slowly stroked his large shaft with her elegant hand before she put him deep into her wet and warm inner walls.

"Mmmmmm yes come to me", Superwoman moaned as she kissed Batman's lips.

"Ahhhhh ohhhhhhhh Ahh ahhha Ahh ohhhhhhhh ahhh", Batman moaned in response.

"Yes my man. Let me take care of you let me share and wash away your pain", Superwoman said as she straddled him.

She pounded his brains out for hours.

"Ohhh yes yessss yessssssss ohhhhhh yesss", Superwoman screamed as Batman came into her.

"Did you enjoy that", Superwoman asked.

"Yes", Batman whispered.

"Marry me Bruce take me as your queen", Superwoman begged as she started rocking his world once more.

"Yes I willllll ahhhhhhh ohhhhhh ahhhhhhh please don't... St...op", Batman moaned weakly as he came into her.

Superwoman took him over and over for hours. So much so that he lost track of time altogether.

Meanwhile in downtown Gotham. Superman was joyriding in the batmobile.

"I always wanted to be Batman", Superman said to himself as he drove.

Suddenly Superman noticed a wide variety of buttons all over the dash.

"I wonder what this button does", Superman said as he pressed.

Suddenly Superman's seat was ejected from the batmobile as he fell face first onto the pavement. Superman then got back up and cheered.

"That was cool", Superman thought to himself.

However, his silly mistake turned into a big mistake as he saw the batmobile smash right into a bank.

"Oh dear. Well I think that will buff right out", Superman said to himself as the bank blew up.

"I take it back that's not going to buff out at all. I hope he doesn't find out about this", Superman said to himself.

"Superman, what have you done. It says here the batmobile is destroyed. You do know that Batman loved that car. Whatever am I going to tell him", Alfred said over the radio.

"Just don't mention my name", Superman begged.

"What did you do", Alfred asked.

"I pressed a button", Superman answered.

"Oh dear Lord. I told you to be careful", Alfred indicated.

"I know it was just an accident", Superman assured.

Suddenly Penguin emerged from the wreckage and saw Superman dressed up as Batman.

"Well well if isn't Batman. I suppose I should thank you for this little incident. You have created just the exit that I needed for my escape plan. Are you even fit to drive or did you have far too many pints on this night", Penguin laughed.

Superman hung up with Alfred and stared down Penguin.

"Well cheerio then I best be off to count my loot", Penguin said as he ran away with sacks of money in his hands.

Superman then grabbed some batarangs from his belt. He threw them at Penguin but missed as they ended up all over the place.

"Oh Batman it would appear that you really need to work on your aim since you are clearly under the influence of some kind or another", Penguin said as he ran.

"How does Bruce even use these things", Superman thought to himself as he saw that Penguin was getting away.

"Never mind that I have to stop this guy", Superman thought to himself as he ran after him.

Superman then realized that he was running far too fast than Batman could have.

"I have to be like Batman. I should slow down", Superman thought as he did just that.

Penguin saw that Superman was really lagging behind him.

"Oh dear Batman it would appear that you clearly have over indulged in way too many biscuits or something. You are getting slower in your old age or perhaps you put on some pounds", Penguin laughed.

Superman knew that he was right.

"I am going even slower than Batman now. I have to pick up the pace. But does it really matter how fast I do things compared to Batman. I don't think it matters", Superman said as he dashed forward.

Superman stopped right in front of Penguin.

"What the", Penguin stammered as he stopped too.

"You stop right there evil doer", Superman said.

"Huh", Penguin asked.

"That did not sound like Batman at all. I have to be intimidating like Batman", Superman thought to himself.

"Hold it right there punk", Superman repeated in a more intimidating growl.

"Punk, how dare you call me a punk Batman. What's the big idea", Penguin replied as he poked Superman with his umbrella.

Superman then punched Penguin so hard that he flew and landed back in Arkham Asylum.

"Damn. Batman much have gotten stronger than I thought", Penguin thought as he realized he was back in his old cell.

"Curse you Batman", Penguin yelled.

Superman smiled and giggled at himself.

"Nice one Batman", The red hood said as he appeared.

"Oh Hello", Superman replied as red hood drew his gun.

"What are you doing", Superman asked.

"You're not Batman", red hood replied.

"How did you know", Superman wondered.

"Because Batman doesn't crash his batmoblie into banks or punch criminals so hard that they end up back in Arkham", Red hood clarified.

"What's up Superman", Red hood said as he holstered his weapon.

Superman looked at him funny and smiled.

"Batman never smiles either", Red hood added.

"Alfred warned me you were coming", Red hood revealed.

Suddenly Nightwing, Batgirl and Robin showed up as well.

"So if it isn't the legendary impostor. Superman", Nightwing announced.

"Hey guys just helping out Batman. He really needs a day off from this", Superman admitted.

"We didn't say anything about dressing up as Batman though", Batgirl argued.

"Okay I admit that I may have gone a bit too far", Superman unveiled.

"You just trashed the batmoblie so I would certainly say so", Robin remarked.

Suddenly a huge creature appeared from a nearby manhole. The creature growled at Superman as it sniffed him as well.

"Hmmm, you look like Batman but you don't smell like him", The creature said.

"You smell like someone else", The creature added.

"Holly crap it's killer croc", Red hood shouted.

"Who", Superman asked.

"It's a long story", Red hood replied.

"I knew it. You're not Batman", Killer croc said as he tried to eat Superman.

Killer crock shoved Superman into mouth but when he tried to swallow him whole Superman forced Killer croc's mouth back open. Superman climbed out and threw him into Arkham.

"Impossible", Killer croc said as he was hurled away.

"And don't forget to brush your teeth next time", Superman shouted.

Everyone else burst out laughing at that remark. Suddenly a nearby jewelry store was robbed just as Catwoman ran out of it.

"Catch me if you can", Catwoman said as she ran.

"Don't mind if I do", Superman said to himself as he chased after.

"Oh no. Just wait until she finds out that isn't really Batman", Red hood indicated as everyone laughed.