Note: The Power Rangers franchise is the property of Hasbro and I don't own it in any way, shape, or form.
This chapter was posted today just because I didn't want to leave the Saffron challenge incomplete.
This chapter is one of those Cringy Crack Chapters – what's life without some childhood nostalgia from two fandoms that have no business being combined.
Regarding the orgy for Brock, it's more of a joke for compensating Brock for his many years of failing romantic suffering/cockblocking by Misty/Max/Croagunk and an example of older women that I inherently believe wouldn't conventionally get with Ash – Lorelei, Olivia, Elesa, Lucy, and Sabrina are all at least over a decade older than Ash by my estimates and I have a rough limit on the age gap between Ash and his lovers (I think it makes sense to you guys. Right?). Lucy and Olivia have already shown some interest in Brock in the anime, and I've got plot-twisting plans for Sabrina and Lorelei that rule them out of being in a relationship with Ash. For Elesa though…I've got nothing. :(
Final Note: This story is inherently made of madness – I write this because I love trying to create a narrative that combines everything – humor, drama, fun, a bit of darkness, illogical crossovers, and a bit of whatever else I'm feeling for the week I first draw up a chapter, creating something that has parts that could fit in the fandom's fanfic space with time travel and Ash having a harem, while having dumbshit that may or may not work and that nobody has done before – just letting you guys know that's the trajectory of the story. (something I should've made clear in the beginning) (I've updated the first chapter to reflect this note on 12/24/2023)
Pokémon speech in Pokémon language = "Pokémon speech in Pokémon language"
Human Speech = "Human Speech"
Pokémon Thoughts/highlighted text = 'Pokémon thoughts/highlighted text'
Human Thoughts/highlighted text = 'thoughts/highlighted text'
Chapter 018 – It's Morphin' Time!
"Torkoal, save your strength for later. Bulbasaur, I choose you!"
"Drop and give me twenty!" ordered the Kanto starter with the tone of a drill sergeant.
"Umm…Bulbasaur? Now's not the time-"
"Great Giratina's asscheeks - It's finally time to face Sabrina!"
"Didn't you already know that?"
"Yeah, but, you see, I've been saving a few special tricks for ages for an opponent like her and now I finally get to pull them off. Supreme Commander! Play track #99!"
"You mean Celestial by Ed Sheeran?" asked Pikachu.
"Not that one – that's #98."
"Oh…gotcha mate!"
"Bulbasaur. What's going on?"
"Just watch me make my debut."
Now playing Mighty Morphin Power Rangers theme song
"It's Morphin' Time!"
"BULBASAUR!"
Bulbasaur promptly thrusted forward with his vines what was clearly a toy Mighty Morphing Power Rangers Morpher, which unleashed several think vines that wrapped around the grass type and formed a green humanoid being with Bulbasaur's bulb in the form of a bazooka held in his left hand, wearing a helmet that looked like Bulbasaur's face. All in all, before everyone stood the world's first real-life green Power Ranger, except it was a Pokémon instead of a human.
"Face the might of the Bulba-Green Ranger!"
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"Ok…" blinked Ash in confusion.
"Ash. Just roll with it – he's been wanting to do this for ages." sighed Pikachu with a facepalm.
"Ok Bulbasaur, I think I'll let you take the lead for this battle."
"Call me Bulba-Green Ranger Zordon!"
The referee, merely blinking in confusion at the odd sight before her, called out for the match to continue.
"Match continue!"
"Ok uhh…Bulba-Green Ranger, let's take out Jynx fast!"
"Gotcha boss!"
It was at this moment that Ash felt a similar connection between him and Bulbasaur, one just like what he had with Pikachu, much stronger than the one he had with Lucario.
Jynx promptly summoned hail, though the slight damage it did to Bulbasaur – I mean Bulba-Green Ranger was non-existent thanks to the frenzy plant suit that protected the grass-poison type from its effects.
Jynx then fired off ice beam, which Bulba-Green Ranger dodged before forming a sword made of vines that glowed with the energy of leaf blade. Jynx wasn't fast enough to dodge and took a direct hit from the Grass type move.
But in response, Jynx used psychic, attempting to throw Bulbasaur in the air. Unfortunately, Bulbasaur was light enough for Jynx to throw the grass-poison type like a ping pong ball.
"Oh no you don't!" bellowed Bulba-Green Ranger, forming a hand cannon and rapid-firing energy balls. And while a quick light screen stopped the worst of the energy ball attack's damage, the rubble tossed around from the shots that struck from the field around her broke her concentration, dropping Bulba-Green Ranger back to the ground.
Throughout all this, Ash felt himself mimicking one of his oldest Pokémon's motions, just like he did when he battled with Ash-Greninja as he commanded Bulbasaur mentally, subconsciously knowing all the tricks Bulbasaur could pull off in his power ranger form.
'Bulba-Green Ranger – use sunny day and end this with solar beam!'
Sunny day cleared away the hail, warming up the battlefield with a quickly charged solar beam from the Bulba-Bazooka heading straight for Jynx.
"Impressive. You can mentally command your Pokémon. Though as to whether it shall change the tides of the match is yet to be seen." remarked Sabrina with a look that implied that she knew that Ash could do it but was waiting for him to do so. 'Wait. How did she know that?' thought Ash.
Back to the battle, ice beam intercepted the grass type attack, though it was only a distraction as frenzy plant struck Jynx from the sides, immobilizing the psychic-ice type just enough to break ice beam's flow, though not long enough for a second solar beam to strike thanks to a quick teleport on Jynx's part. However, Bulba-Green Ranger wasn't deterred, and solar beam promptly took a sharp right turn, homing in on Jynx.
Several dozen teleports later, Jynx was still on the move, solar beam still going strong, seeing as Bulba-Green Ranger was still powering the attack, leaving the equivalent of a Windows XP pipe screen saver across the battlefield. That was Jynx's downfall, because at this point, the ice-psychic type teleported into a box of solar beam, the attack finally striking and taking her out.
"Jynx is unable to battle. Gym Leader, bring out your final Pokémon."
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"Good. It's been quite a while since a challenger has actually made my time at the gym worthwhile. Now though, you will face my full power. Alakazam my champion. It's time!"
And with that statement, Sabrina's ace appeared with a mega stone attached to a spoon, an ominous warning for what was to come.
"Match continue!"
'Bulba-Green Ranger – use your hand cannon energy ball attacks!'
This was quickly deflected by a blade of psychic energy, psycho cut in the form of a sword that promptly turned into several lances of psychic energy, firing away at Bulba-Green Ranger, a swiftly summoned wall of frenzy plants preventing the Kanto starter from being skewered.
'Power razor-slash!'
The sword of grass type energy was blasted back by psychic attack, followed by Alakazam somehow using stone edge that threw Bulba-Green Ranger into the air. And if this wasn't bad enough, a future sight attack, just like from Espeon, appeared and landed several powerful hits.
'Damm…let's try leech seed with frenzy plant.'
This in turn did work, as while Alakazam did somehow burn away the frenzy plants that got close with fire punch, leech seed landed, sapping the psychic type's energy and slowly healing Bulba-Green Ranger.
'We need to wrap this up fast – solar beam full power!'
But Ash was in for a shock when Alakazam sent the attack back with mirror coat, nearly bringing Bulba-Green Ranger to his knees.
'NO! Bulbasaur! Are you alright?'
"I'm fine boss. A little drained, but I'm not out for the count. Hmm…I have an idea…" spoke Bulbasaur, switching back to speaking mentally with an idea that was far from guaranteed to work, but did have a slim chance.
'Ok then. full power frenzy plant!'
Frenzy plant struck home, enveloping not just Alakazam, but the entire battlefield, the psychic type now trapped in a tangle of massive vines with nowhere to teleport. But Sabrina remained unfazed at what was possibly Alakazam's defeat.
"Good. You have proven your worth as a trainer Ash Ketchum. And thus, it is only fair that I prove mine." said Sabrina, twisting a ring on her finger to reveal a keystone.
"Alakazam. Master of the Mind. Mega-Evolve!"
Beams of light from the keystone struck the tangle of frenzy plants, which glowed with a blinding light before exploding outwards, revealing Mega-Alakazam, fully healed and free from leech seed's trap, firing off a heat wave attack that burned away frenzy plant.
"Well shit!"
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"Ok Ash. Mega-Gyarados was bad enough, but Mega-Alakazam, well that's a whole another level.
Bulbasaur old friend. I hope you have a plan." voiced Pikachu.
Back with Ash and Bulba-Green Ranger:
'Bulbasaur. Let's hit hard and fast. Leaf storm!'
The Bulba-Bazooka fired off leaf storm. But with psychic, Mega-Alakazam stopped it in its tracks, followed by somehow turning them into icy blades sizzling with electricity that flew right back at Bulba-Green Ranger.
'Dodge it!'
But just like his first battle with Sabrina over a decade ago, the icy-sparky leaves homed in on the surprisingly nimble grass type.
As Bulbasaur was running around like an acrobat, the Kanto starter was seriously questioning how Alakazam was using moves that were definitely not possible for its species.
"It's like the damm fucker can control Metronome!" growled Bulba-Green Ranger.
In response, Mega-Alakazam merely gave him a blank stare.
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"You've got to be kidding me." swore the Kanto starter.
Unfortunately, Bulbasaur couldn't avoid them for long and they struck with damage from four different types – Ice, Grass, Electric, and Psychic.
"BULBASAUR!"
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'Bulbasaur! Are you ok?' freaked out Ash, watching his oldest grass type on his knees.
'I'm…I'm not out just yet.'
'Maybe take some rest-'
'No, swapping me out won't do us any good – attempting to hit Mega-Alakazam to deal any damage is near impossible, and Pikachu, Torkoal, and Charmeleon have no way to land any powerful attacks. Levanny can do super-effective damage, but it would take only a single attack to take her out.'
'So what do we do?' asked Ash.
'The only idea I can think of off the bat would be to overwhelm Mega-Alakazam – What do you know about the move Beat-Up?'
'Yeah. You can use it?'
'I can do better than that, I improved it! Here's how…'
A few moments of mental iMessage later…
"Ok then. Bulba-Green Ranger, use Beat-Up!"
"Fellow Rangers! I call for your aid in battle!"
But before Bulbasaur attempted to use Beat-Up, a wormhole appeared right over Ash's head and dropped a forty-pound Ground-Dark type and a pair of red Ray-Ban's right on top of him.
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Before anyone could comprehend what had just occurred, time froze to a halt, with Wanda the Celebi materializing.
"Now I remember – I forgot to evolve you – can't let the audience forget about the power of plot armor!"
And with a snap of her tiny fingers, a forty-pound Ground-Dark type became a five-hundred-pound Ground-Dark type and Celebi popped away, time now flowing as normal.
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"Could someone explain why a Krookodile appeared just out of nowhere?" asked Elesa, voicing the confusion of nearly everyone present.
"For now, let's leave it on hold. Ash Ketchum, if you would please recall your Pokémon." asked Sabrina.
How Sabrina knew that Krookodile was his was a question for later, but for now, the Intimidation Pokémon walked over to sit right behind him.
"Now, let us continue."
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'Ok. Let me try Beat-Up again.'
'Ok Bulba-Green, use Beat-Up!'
Suddenly, Pikachu disappeared with a pop, reappearing right next to Bulba-Green Ranger. Similarly, Krookodile also appeared to Bulba-Green Ranger's left. Torkoal's and Leavanny's Poké balls popped open and released them onto the field.
In the background, Charmeleon started swearing about being left out. Tragically, beat up had a hard limit of summoning no more than four Pokémon.
"Wait.
Bulbasaur. Are you trying to turn us into a Power Rangers franchise?" asked Pikachu.
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"No."
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"Maybe."
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"Ok fine. But think about how cool it would be to become actual Power Rangers!"
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"Fine, I'll do it." sighed Pikachu.
"It sounds like fun!" chucked Torkoal.
"Why the heck not" pondered Krookodile.
"It does sound cool." replied Leavanny.
"So do we just…"
"Just trust your instincts, do what I did, and channel your favorite inner Power Ranger franchise."
"Ok then…
"Go Go Samurai!"
Leaping into the air, Pikachu powered up iron tail and drew the Old Kantonese symbol for Victory with a silvery-gold aura in the air. A pulse of plasma shot out from the symbol, wrapping around Pikachu and forming a humanoid form that could only be described as a heavily armored gold, silver, and blue samurai with the symbol of Pikachu's tail glowing with plasma on its chest. The victory symbol wrapped around its head to form a golden helmet bearing the symbol dead center in plasma blue with mini-Pika ears. Finally, a two-handed Steel Katana glowing with Aura materialized in his hands.
"Pika-Gold Samurai Ranger! Ready!"
"Now, my turn.
Dino-Thunder. Power Up!"
A pulse of Dark type energy enveloped Krookodile, a black shadow covering his form. From the earth, stone edge attack appeared, though instead of attacking, it surrounded Krookodile. The pillars of rocks were absorbed into the black mass, forming a twelve-foot-tall humanoid being made of stone with white spikes all over his form. Held in hand was a double-edged lance resembling his tail, glowing with dark type energy.
"Go Krookodile Power!
Dino-Thunder Razor-Black Ranger! Ready!"
"Don't leave me out of this boys!
Magical Source! Mystic Force!"
String shot and razor leaves surrounded Leavanny, wrapping around the Bug-Grass type and forming a set of light armor, a masked white helm with green eyes materializing over Leavanny's head. A silvery cape made of webs trailed behind her and held in hand was a staff made of wood and wrapped in fibers.
"Mystic Forest-White Ranger!"
"Save the best for last guys!
"Jungle Beast! Spirit Unleash!"
Torkoal was covered by a blinding red light, with rocks from the battlefield wrapping around the Fire type. When the light cleared, it revealed a terracotta warrior made of solid magma with a helmet in the shape of Torkoal's head, holding a cannon with a tip shaped like Torkoal's maw.
"With the spirit of the Coal Pokémon! Jungle Fury Burning Coal-Red Ranger!"
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If Bulba-Green Ranger left everyone in awe, a full team of Power Rangers was a whole new level of mind-blowingly impressive, judging by how everyone looked at the Pokémon with various expressions of 'Damm that's badass' and 'How the heck is that possible?'.
"Just. Wow. Your friend is one very capable trainer to have brought his Pokémon to such a level" commented Olivia.
To Misty's annoyance, Brock didn't give her a chance to reply and answered with his lovey-dovey voice.
"Oh my sweet Olivia, I have trained to bring out Ash's inner strength, and thus I shall show you the path to your inner strength and your heart- AAEEOOWWW!" screamed Brock as Misty used an ear-yank attack (super-effective against a Brock-type human).
"Brock. Save the romance for after the battle."
"Not again…" moaned the Rock type trainer in agony.
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"Pika-Gold Ranger. Bulba-Green Ranger. Razor-Black Ranger. Forest-White Ranger. Coal-Red Ranger. Let's win this!"
Mega-Alakazam then fired off electricity-charged icicle spears at the duo, only for them to be destroyed with a lightning-fast combination of Aura-Steel slashes and power-whip. The five power rangers then struck back, frenzy plant and string shot hitting from all sides with electro-web to trap Mega-Alakazam.
Unfortunately, the psychic type evaded the attacks with teleport, though this was for naught as a barrage of fiery cannonballs from the Coal-Cannon and stone edge attacks charged with Dark type energy struck the psychic type, each stone exploding upon making contact, dealing damage, though greatly muted with the defensive power of light screen and reflect.
This battle, unlike any battle Ash had ever been in before, was one not just of Pokémon strength, skill, and strategy, but one of mental fortitude, seeing as both trainers were mentally commanding their Pokémon.
And so continued the exchange and dodging of attacks, neither side taking much damage, with protect, frenzy plant, stone edge, and iron tail acting as very effective shields, and Mega-Alakazam's psychic attack kept at bay only due to Pika-Gold using a field of pure electric plasma infused with dark type energy from Razor-Black Ranger to block off its effects.
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Ash knew that the battle was more or less at a stalemate, only to be determined by which side was defeated by exhaustion. He needed something to turn the tide of the battle.
'Ash. I've got one last trump card, but it's not quite guaranteed to work.' replied Bulba-Green Ranger.
'I'll take anything that can turn the tide of the battle.'
'Ok, here's what we're gonna do.'
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Sabrina was curious as to what her opponent would do. So far, he had kept Mega-Alakazam at bay, a feat that to date was all but impossible for any challenger, but now, she knew that something was up. Now what was Ash up to?
Back to Ash.
'I hope this works guys…'
"Ok.
Pika-Gold. Bulba-Green. Razor-Black. Forest-White. Coal-Red. Rangers! Use Final Strike!"
Now playing your favorite Power Rangers finishing move song
"I thought you'd never ask!"
Solar Bazooka. Ready!" commanded Bulba-Green Ranger, the bulb on his Bulba-Bazooka growing larger, charged with golden energy.
"Lightning Sword. Ready!" commanded Pika-Gold Ranger, his katana glowing with plasma and linking to the top of the Bulba-Bazooka.
"Demon Drill Lance. Ready!" roared Razor-Black Ranger, his lance splitting and attaching to the sides of the Bulba-Bazooka, spinning at high speed with an aura of dark type energy.
"Blazing Cannon. Ready." rumbled Coal-Red Ranger, the Coal-Cannon linking to the underside of the Bulba-Bazooka, charging with a cannonball hotter than magma.
"Razor-Bug Daggers. Ready!" growled Forest-White Ranger, five daggers charged with X-Scissor energy surrounding the opening of the Coal-Cannon.
All five weapons combined now formed the ultimate weapon – The Bondnium Blaster.
"Bondnium Blaster. FIRE!" yelled Ash and the five Rangers
Go Go Power Rangers!
(dam-dam dum dum dum)
Go Go Power Rangers!
(dam-dam dum dum dum)
A beam of energy infused with the power of eight different types – Grass, Poison, Electric, Steel, Dark, Ground, Fire, and Bug, enhanced with the power of Aura and friendship (because why the hell not!) raced towards Mega-Alakazam.
Sabrina was unfazed, even though she was mentally awed by the sheer power directed at Mega-Alakazam, and commanded her ace to use his uniquely trained ultimate move.
'Use Psychic Master Strike!'
Alakazam held a massive sphere of pure psychic and fairy energy in his palms, only to fire an energy beam of both types at the incoming attack.
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The two attacks struck head-on, somehow at a stalemate, a clear show of how powerful Sabrina's Alakazam was, taking on five Aura supercharged Pokémon, focusing all his power into keeping the combination attack at bay.
But it was for naught, the power of the multi-elemental attack enhanced with Aura slowly plowed through the beam of pure psychic energy, striking forth with the power of a god.
In response, the five rangers dramatically turned around, creating a badass scene when the attack exploded with a ka-boom upon striking Mega-Alakazam.
And as the blinding light of the blast cleared, the wrecked battlefield revealed a massive crater where an out-cold Alakazam lay.
"Alakazam is unable to battle. So the victory goes to the Challenger Ash Ketchum!"
And with that announcement, the five Pokémon reverted back to their normal forms, panting with exhaustion yet with wide smiles on their faces.
"That was the single most intense battle I've ever had!" smiled Krookodile.
"Same pal. Though I could really use a nap right now." sighed Pikachu.
"Amen to that brother." replied Leavanny.
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It took nearly thirty seconds for everyone to process what had just transpired.
Sabrina. The unbeatable Gym Leader. Had been defeated.
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Meanwhile, two overly horny women promptly grabbed their prize for Ash winning the match, one slightly dazed Brock Slate. Noticing them sneak away with their prize, Olivia and Lucy quickly followed, with Sabrina right on their tails.
Within a matter of seconds, the battlefield was empty save for Ash, his Pokémon, and Misty.
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"HEY! WHERE'S MY BADGE!" grumbled an upset Ash, racing after the women in pursuit of his rightfully earned Marsh Badge.
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Two minutes later, nearly everyone within five blocks of the Saffron City Gym would hear Lorelei's scream of orgasmic pleasure.
Two more minutes later, Misty and Ash's team found an unconscious Ash outside of Sabrina's bedroom, a result of loss of blood flow to the brain upon seeing the carnal madness past the door.
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And don't worry readers, this won't be the last we see of the Power Rangers… (Insert crazy cackling in the background). Comment on when our heroes will next call upon the Power Rangers to fight EVIL! (foreshadowing…)
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