Chapter 56
J: *calls up Cardiff City Hall for him and Ianto to get married as soon as Ianto's been given a clean bill of health*
I: *heads over to the Hub kitchen* Oh, I've missed you, coffeemaker
Y: *comes up behind Ianto, hugging him* Ianto-
I: *turns to hug them* It's nice to be back
Y: I'm happy you're back. We missed you
J: *comes back to the kitchen* Okay everyone, go home and get changed and be at city hall in three hours. Ianto and I are getting married
R: *hurries to the kitchen* I'm still your best man, right?
J: Sure, but it's not gonna be a massive ceremony
I: Jack, I don't have a tuxedo
Y: I have two, Ianto you can borrow one
M: *thinking* Do I need one? Do I HAVE one?
Y: No, you don't need one
R: Can I walk you down the aisle then?
J: Not really gonna have an aisle
M: Who's officiating?
J: They have an officiant
R: *muttering* Gotta dig out the old suit
Y: You have my old ones
R: Oh yeah!
I: What do we wear, Jack? I've only got my work suits!
Y: I have two tuxedos, you boys can borrow them
I: Thanks Yan
J: Perfect. Let's go then, we don't have a lot of time
R: *gulping down the rest of his coffee* Aye Captain
M: *to Yan* *We'll stop and get champagne, right?*
Y: *Um. They're coming with us.*
M: *That- true. No champagne then.*
Y: *I have a plan.*
M: Alright everyone, let's go, we have a wedding to get to
M: *Oh? Tell me more?*
Y: *We don't need as much time to get ready. So we give them their tuxedos, quickly get ready, get champagne and party stuff, set up quickly here and then meet them there.*
M: *starts the car* *I like it.*
Y: *But, we do have to move quickly.*
M: *nods*
Y: *drives home with Jack and Ianto following*
Y: *runs inside to get the tuxedos once home*
J: *drives him and Ianto home once he has the tuxedos, not staying to talk so they have maximum time to get ready*
Y: *quickly changes* I am very glad we showered this morning
M: *nodding, looking for his nice shoes* Definitely glad, saves time
Y: Ready to get the other stuff?
M: *turns to them so they can tie his tie* Just about
Y: *ties it* *oh fu-*
Y: *kisses him hard, physically and mentally*
M: *knees buckle slightly, having been unprepared for the kiss* Oh-
Y: *pulls away* Alright?
M: *nods, looking stunned and in love* Uh huh
Y: Come on then
M: *follows happily*
I: *helps Jack with the bow tie* It's finally happening
J: It is
J: *feels butterflies in his chest while they get ready*
I: *teases him* You're how old and still can't tie a tie?
J: Hey, they're difficult!
I: 8hums* There you are
J: *kisses him* Thanks love
J: …We're about to get married, it feels almost unreal-
I: *kisses him again* It feels like a dream come true
J: That's cuz it is
I: *laughs softly, looking at him lovingly* It is
J: Why did we wait so long?
I: *shrugging * I'm just glad we're not waiting any longer
J: I should have fixed things sooner-
I: *hugs him* Not your fault, Cariad
J: But I forgave you quickly, I should have been able to fix it too-
I: *kisses him to shush him* It doesn't matter now
J: I suppose not
I: *straightens his tie* We'd better get going
J: *ties his shoes* Yeah I'm ready
I: *holds out his hand* Let's go, love
J: *takes it, excited*
I: *smiles, pulling him out to the car*
J: Can I drive? Please?
I: *gestures to the driver's seat* As you wish, my good sir
J: *drives them to the City Hall*
Y: *finishes setting up with Malcolm* How much time we got left?
M: *checks his watch* Like three minutes
Y: Shit shit let's go. Good thing we're pretty close
Y: *tosses Malcolm the keys before getting in the car* You drive
M: *gets in and drives* Wedding, here we come!
Y: *holds on tight*
R: *is already there a little early*
M: *parking just seconds after Jack*
Y: *gets out, trying not to stumble after how fast he drove*
M: *steadies them*
Y: Jack, Ianto- you two look amazing
J&I: Thanks
R: Let's go let's go people
I: *grabbing onto Jack* Let's get married!
J: *picks him up, carrying him up the stairs*
I: *yelps in surprise before laughing and hanging on tight*
R: *opens the door and leads the way*
J: *sets Ianto down* Wow, it's nice in here
M: You've never been in here?
J: Been a long time since I was. It used to be dirty and dingy, they must've renovated it, I guess
J: Okay so we need the third room on the left
R: There! *pulls open the door for everyone*
Officiant: Welcome. Are you Captain Harkness?
J: That's me
R: *whispers to Yan* 'I've never been to a wedding before'
Y: 'What?'
R: 'First one and it's my dad and Ianto!'
Y: 'I'm happy for you guys'
J: *talking to the officiant*
R: *excited noises*
Y: Hey you'll have two dads that is Awesome ™
R: 'I think I'll stick to calling him Ianto for now'
Y: 'Alright'
O: Okay, someone close the door please and then we can get started
M: *closes the door before standing next to Yan*
O: Will those not being wed today please take a seat
Y,M,R: *sits*
O: *goes through everything* I now pronounce you as married, you may kiss
J: *pulls Ianto into a deep kiss*
I: *melting into him, wraps his arms around him happily*
J: *dips him back dramatically*
I: *laughs*
R: *cheers*
J: *pulls back slightly* I love you, Ianto Jones
I: I love you, Jack Harkness
I: We did it! We're finally married!
J: *laughs softly* Yes we are
R: WOOO! *gets up and hugs them both* Now I've got two dads!
J: *kisses him again*
I: *kisses back, dipping Jack with a smirk*
J: *surprised Jack noises*
I: 8*laughs and leans in close* Payback
J: *kisses his nose*
I: *makes a startled noise, nearly dropping Jack*
J: You okay?
I: *pulls him back up* Better than okay, just wasn't expecting that
J: *smirks*
I: *wrinkles his nose and kisses Jack deeply*
Y: Okay everyone, meet back at mine for the celebration
R: So is there gonna be a honeymoon, or?
J: I hadn't planned that far, I just wanted to marry Ianto
I: I'm sure we'll figure something out
J: Okay!
O: Before you go - *hands them their marriage license* Congratulations, gentlemen
I: *takes it* Thank you
J: *hugs Ricky happily*
R: *happy wiggles*
J: *smiles* Well, kiddo, how does it feel?
R: *eyeing Ianto mock skeptically before grinning* I could get used to it!
J: You're okay with Ianto being your father?
R: Kinda used to it already. Plus, you two love each other
J: That is true
I: *kisses him* And I love you
Y: *whispers to Malcolm* 'Who would have thunk? Jack's gone sappy'
M: *snorts* 'I'm not surprised'
Y: Shall we go?
R: Party time!
J: Yay party time!
I: Let's go!
Y: *lets them all in*
J: *walks in holding Ianto*
I: *laughing* Jack, this isn't even our threshold
J: Don't care
R: *bouncing along behind them* Is there cake?
M: Yeah but it's not exactly a wedding cake
M: *brings out a chocolate cake with rainbow sprinkles and decorations* Figured you'd like this better. Also it was a bit too short notice for a wedding cake
J: Heh, yes
Y: And we have champagne *goes to get it*
R: Chocolate!
M: *laughs and sets it down, setting a knife near Jack and Ianto*
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J: *whispers something to IAnto along their bond about chocolate frosting and naked*
I: *nearly chokes on his cake, turning pink*
J: *amused* Okay, Ianto?
I: Oh yes, perfectly *Not at the table, for crying out loud.*
J: *Oh you'll definitely be crying out loud.*
I: *turns red*
J: *smirks*
R: *noticing, rolls his eyes* Oh come on, not in front of my cake!
M: *snorts*
Y: *laughing*
J: Fine, we'll go behind your cake
I: *swats at Jack* Behave, Jack
R: *mock gags*
J: Fine! *pouting* You're no fun!
I: *raises an eyebrow* Oh really? *sends Jack a mental image to make him turn red*
J: *blushes hard, sputtering* And he tells ME to behave
R: Ianto you are just as bad as him!
M: *laughing*
Y: *slightly red* I'm gonna just *closes their link to Jack and Ianto* I was still linked to you two-
Y: I saw and heard all of that
J: Oops-
I: *turns red* Sorry, Yan
R: I am so glad I did not! There are just some things you don't need to know about your parents!
Y: No worries, Ianto. Nothing I don't plan on doing to Malcolm
M: *nearly spits out his drink* WHA-?!
Y: *smirks at him*
I: *laughs*
J: Malcolm, I do believe you've met your match
M: *sounding slightly strangled* You tHiNk?
Y: *sits on his lap, whispers something naughty in his ear*
R: *to the cake* I'm so sorry you have to hear this
J: Ricky, dear, are you talking to the cake?
M: *couldn't possibly turn any redder*
R: …Maybe
J: I see
Y: *kisses his cheek, face the picture of innocence*
J: I do believe Ianto and I have some celebrations of our own
M: *still sputtering a bit* Right, yeah, go ahead
Y: *hugs them both* See you. Congrats again!
J&I: *hugs back*
J: *gets the cake leftovers* Bye, children
I: *takes Jack's hand* See you all
M: Older than you!
J: Too bad! *to Ianto* *Frosting all over you*
R: Imma get going too. Bye everyone!
Y: Bye, Rik
I: *whacks him gently* At least wait until we get home!
J: *Licking frosting off your-*
I: *is getting progressively pinker again* *Let's get home then*
J: *Mm yeah theses pants are slightly tighter between my legs*
I: *Oh really?*
J: *laughs*
I: *smacks his shoulder playfully* Eyes on the road, Captain
J: Okay okay
M&Y: *cleans up from the party*
