"Firstly, we have Harambe Haram," Sensei introduced the first guy in the line. He walked up to the front of the class and bowed courteously.

"Next, we have Trayvonmartin Martin."

The second guys replaced the first guy in front of the class and bowed too.

"Finally, we have Dindunuffin Nuffin and Wewuzkangz Wuzkangz."

The remaining two guys joined the rest.

"Would you like to introduce yourselves?" Sensei asked.

Martin took the initiative. "Good day to y'all fellas! First off, to introduce ourselves, everyone is from Detroit, except for Nuffin, who can be said to be straight outta compton." He chuckled at the last bit.

Everybody who got the reference laughed with him. The wack af joke put the class in a light-hearted mood. It is evident that the new students were already growing on some of Shinji's classmate.

If the first guy showed class and grace, the second guy could be said to be the next Donald Trump.

"Greetings everybody! I am Haram, and I am tremendously proud of coming to this tremendous school. I have already made some friends, and I will be prepared to make even more friends. Everyone is welcomed to the Haram Train. Our forged bonds will be so strong, and will be so huuuuge. Let's make Class 2-A great again!"

Everyone erupted forth with rapturous applause. "Such an amazing speech," Sensei whispered to himself as he wiped away a tear.

The rest introduced themselves as well. All of them showed class, grace and humility. They were warmly embraced by the class.

"I will be leaving for awhile, I hope you have a good time in our class." Said Sensei. he was smiling proudly the entire time.

Once Sensei walked out of the class, all hell broke loose.

"Ayyoooo ayooo gibe dis gibe dat gibe free shietz lol in Detroitz we wuz gansta n shietz n now we hav 2 go school n nawt git paid fo shietz dayum kapitalism u unfair af rofl nigga," Wuzkangz suddenly chimped out in front of the class. He grabbed one of the tables and smacked all the books onto the ground. "I fucking hate educashun smfh!"

"Dis shitz dat shitz niggatastic uncle tom gon git his ass kicked. I c wun wannabe racist koon smh gon' extort lunch money from him lmfao," Haram pointed an accusatory finger at Shinji, whom he identified as racist through his anti-bigotry niggasense.

Shinji was shocked. Just minutes ago they appeared to be based af. He thought that he could finally make some friends. Turned out that they chimped out even worse than the most irredeemable delinquents in school. It seemed like a scene straight out of dawn of the apes 2.

Pandemonium took over soon as the four students rioted and started destroying things.

"Aye git the fuk outta here wit dis cultural appropriation," Nuffin lashed out at Rei as he ripped a totem pole keychain out of her bag. Rei tried to protest but she decided to shut up after spotting Haram pumping his fist at her.

Soon the entire class was exposed to the new students' savagery.

"What are you doing!" yelled Hikari in surprise as one of the niggers suddenly grabbed her butt.

"Mmmmmm yo bum liek bubblegum mmmm fantastik git gud git gud giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit guuuuuuud," Wuzkangz smacked his lips as he squeezed Hikari's ass tightly.

"Did i jus heard azz?"

The remaining 3 walked towards Hikari's table. "Mmmmm dayum gurl gibe gibe pussy fo da poor azz niggaz."

"Stop it!" Hikari tried to resist the monkeys but it was to no avail. Fortunately, just as Wuzkangz was about to pull down her panties, one of the niggers heard footsteps along the corridor.

"Oh shietz nigga someone's comin' fuk mi lyfe mang smfh errbody shut it down!"

Sensei walked into the classroom. "Hello! How is the interaction going on?"

"Very well indeed, sir. Cultural enrichment is taking place right now as we speak," Wuzkangz replied.

Nobody dared to speak up. Under such a facade, it would be impossible to convince Sensei about their true nature.

Sensei nodded in approval before walking out of the class. Once he was out of earshots, the chimp outs resumed.

"Ayooooooo dat wuz close man dat old nigga be sneaky fo real smh."

"Damn nigga shietz almos git us busted lol."

"Bum diddy bumz donkey nigga giddup giddup giddy giddy giddup mofo lmfao bust da capz mang on yo azz mang nigga fine af we wuz kangz n shietz fuc da polis fuc da kkk big respekt 2 lil b based thug lyfe mothafucka!"

The four of them chimped out so bad that froth began forming from their mouth. Meanwhile, the rest of the class were busy looking forward to recess.

Recess finally came, and the four of them dashed out of the class, knocking over one of the students.

In the cafeteria, there were lots of resentment within the students.

"Wtf are they even humans? They behave like apes!" said Kensuke

"I can't stand them! Why do they even come here in the first place?" yelled Toji

"They should go back to their shithole of a country!" stated Hikari

"Next time if I fill in a career form I'm simply going to write Ku Klux Klan." Rei muttered meekly while the rest of the class nodded in approval.

Shinji sat alone in one corner. He could not wait to tell Misato about this whole incident.

Suddenly, a loud shriek jolted Hachiman off his seat. He stood up and looked in the direction of the source.

Wuzkangz was grabbing Kaworu's butt. He was being very rough with Kaworu.

"Holy fuk girl u ain't git no ass smfh lol."

"I'm a boy…" Kaworu stuttered.

"Ayyooo say what?"

Wuzkangz, after finding out Kaworu's true gender, was feeling angry, embarrassed and disappointed at the same time.

He grabbed Kaworu by the collar and slammed his face into his bento.

"What do u mean u wuz boy nigga? Fuk yo tryna making me gay n shietz? Fuk yo shietz trap nigga eat mah fists gay faggot!"

He pulled Kaworu back up. The bento line had made an imprint on his face. Tears of desperation were flowing down his cheeks.

Bullying Kaworu.

OVER. THE. FUCKING. LINE

"Stop that shit right now you stupid nigger!" Shinji exploded and lunged at Wuzkangz, dropping him onto the ground. Once he was dominating Wuzkangz, he started punching the living hell out of the latter.

"Oof me dindu nuffin lemme go!" Wuzkangz tried to feign innocence. This only made Shinji angrier. Just as he was about to deliver the final blow, Shinji felt a tap on his shoulder. Turning back, he was immediately knocked out by Wuzkangz's friends. In his anger, Shinji had forgotten about the remaining three guys. Now that it was 4 against 1, Shinji found it impossible to win the battle.

That was when Toji stepped in.

"Stop!" Toji hollered at the niggas as he shielded Shinji from their kicks and punches.

Just then, Toji's ringtone went off.

"Violate that bitch" by Lil B.

The niggas immediately stopped in their tracks.

"Holy fuk based god music methink dis nigga be on our side."

"Ayoooo i nvr knew ur one of us respekt homie," Haram fistbumped Toji. The other niggas stopped fighting and began dabbing to Based God's divine masterpiece.

Meanwhile, Shinji was lying in the corner, being forgotten again.

Not this time, thought Toji. " This time I'm going to tell the whole world the good that you have done Shinji!"

And so Toji walked to Shinji and pulled him up.

"Shinji, you stood up for your friend and risked yourself when doing so. Your sacrifice will never be forgotten," Toji said as he hugged Shinji, "you are truly a noble person."

There was a moment of silence before everybody applauded. Shinji was finally known for his good deeds.

The niggas, however, interpreted the entire scene wrong.

"Ayooo listen up here, if dat brock from pokemon lookin homie be giving respekt to dat skinny nigga, he must git lotta powerz, know what i'm sayin'?"

Martin agreed. "And all deez niggaz be clapping fo him n shietz. Dat cud only mean one thang."

"If Toji iz an Based God follower…"

"And he gibed respekt to dat other nigga…"

"And peepz be clapping fo him, dat meanz dat…"

"...dat nigga Shinji mus be Based God."

The niggas fell silent. Indeed they could not rule out the possibility of Shinji being Based God. The fact that so many people clapped for Shinji could only imply that they worshipped him. Shinji is Based God after all.

The four of them instantly dropped to their knees in front of their new-found deity.

"O Based God! Please forgive us for our sins!"