Axe Cop was a very special policeman. He was not like the other policemen, who wore uniforms and badges and carried guns. Axe Cop wore a blue suit and a hat and carried a big shiny axe. He used his axe to chop up bad guys and monsters and save the world. He was the best policeman in the whole wide world.
One day, Axe Cop was walking down the street, looking for some crime to fight, when he saw a strange sight. A yellow sponge with eyes and a mouth and a nose and a tie was running towards him, waving his arms and shouting. "Help! Help!" the sponge cried. "My name is SpongeBob SquarePants and I need your help!" Axe Cop stopped and looked at the sponge. He had never seen anything like him before. He wondered if he was a bad guy or a monster or a good guy. "Who are you and what do you want?" Axe Cop asked. "I told you, I'm SpongeBob SquarePants. I live in a pineapple under the sea. And I need your help to rescue my friend, the Yeti!" SpongeBob said. "The Yeti?" Axe Cop said. "What is that?" "The Yeti is a big furry creature who lives in the Himalayas. He's very friendly and kind. He likes to make snowmen and drink hot chocolate. He's my best friend in the whole wide world. But he's been kidnapped by the evil Dr. Doom, who wants to use his fur to make a coat. We have to save him before it's too late!" SpongeBob said. Axe Cop thought for a moment. He liked the sound of the Yeti. He sounded like a good guy. And he hated the sound of Dr. Doom. He sounded like a bad guy. And Axe Cop loved to chop up bad guys. "OK, I'll help you," Axe Cop said. "But how do we get to the Himalayas?" SpongeBob smiled. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a magic flute. "This is a magic flute. It can take us anywhere we want to go. Just blow into it and wish for where you want to go," SpongeBob said. "OK, let's go," Axe Cop said. He took the flute and blew into it. He wished for the Himalayas. In a flash, they were gone. They reappeared in the Himalayas. It was very cold and snowy. They saw a big mountain with a castle on top of it. That was where Dr. Doom lived. "Look, there he is!" SpongeBob said. He pointed to a man in a metal suit with a mask and a cape. He was holding a big pair of scissors. He was about to cut the fur off the Yeti, who was tied to a pole. "Stop, you evil villain!" Axe Cop shouted. He ran towards Dr. Doom, swinging his axe. Dr. Doom turned and saw Axe Cop. He laughed. "Ha ha ha! Who are you? You look like a fool. You can't stop me. I'm Dr. Doom, the master of doom. I'm going to make a coat out of this Yeti and rule the world. And you can't do anything about it!" Dr. Doom said. "Yes, I can. I'm Axe Cop, the best policeman in the world. And I'm going to chop you up and save the Yeti. And you can't do anything about it!" Axe Cop said. They fought. It was a fierce fight. Dr. Doom tried to cut Axe Cop with his scissors. Axe Cop tried to chop Dr. Doom with his axe. They dodged and parried and slashed and hacked. They made a lot of noise and a lot of mess. SpongeBob watched. He was scared. He wanted to help, but he didn't know how. He looked around and saw a bucket of water. He had an idea. He picked up the bucket and ran towards Dr. Doom. He threw the water at him. Dr. Doom screamed. The water short-circuited his metal suit. He fell to the ground, twitching and smoking. Axe Cop smiled. He chopped the rope that tied the Yeti. The Yeti was free. The Yeti hugged SpongeBob and Axe Cop. He thanked them for saving him. He said they were his best friends in the whole wide world. They celebrated. They made snowmen and drank hot chocolate. They had a lot of fun. They became best friends forever. The end.