Congratulations! It's a Shark Monster

by Lamia of the Dark

Oneshot. Crack. Sometime after the Suicide Squad liberated themselves from government control, some of them officially become family and Ratcatcher 2 gives birth to a little shark monster baby. (The fic is focused on Harley & Cleo, Nanaue is barely mentioned.)

~ Congratulations! It's a Shark Monster ~

"Congratulations! It's a girl... shark monster... thing... I think," said the increasingly bewildered-sounding Harley Quinn as she handed the newborn infant over to its mother. (She wasn't a medical doctor, but since the Suicide Squad had libreated themselves from goverment control, a former psychiatrist was unfortunately the closest thing to a medical prfoessional the group had.)

"Trust me, you'd know if it was a boy," replied Ratcatcher 2 as she cradled her weird little humanoid shark creature baby in her arms.

The baby being a shark creature shouldn't really have come as a surprise, considering who the father was, and Harley got over it pretty quickly. Not five minutes after the baby was born, Harley was leaning over Ratcatcher 2's shoulder to boop the little sharky snoot.

The baby tried to bite her fingers and Harley laughed as she snatched her hand away so it didn't get chomped.

"So, what are you namimg her? Ratcatcher 3?"

Ratcatcher 2 laughed at that, then winced and said, "Ouch. Don't make me laugh."

"Sorry," Harley apologized, and she did sound genuinely sorry for unintentionally causing her friend pain.

"Her name is Princess Shark, of course."

"Oh, of course. I should have figured."

~end~