(Hazbin Hotel)
It had been a week since the party in the gluttony ring where Naruto and Loona had a threesome with Beelzebub herself. After explaining to his many lovers what had happened as well as his ladies a meeting at the hotel with Beelzebub she was permitted to be in the harem by the others. That being said, one of his ladies was still a bit unhappy with him.
Octavia. Because he had somehow Seduced her bitch of a mother. He still didn't fucking know how or why
Everyone was sitting around the new, large dining table of the Hazbin hotel eating lunch together…..or at least trying to
"Eve I already told you, I sent a clone on that date! It's not my fault your mom is fucking nuts!" Naruto yelled before ducking under a thrown plate sailing towards his head like a frisbee
"A likely story!" Octavia yelled back with a squawk of rage
"It's the truth. A little help here? Please?" Naruto asked his other ladies as well as the people of Konoha at the table
"Go for the head! Use this!" Tsunade yelled handing Octavia a giant club towards the owl woman
"gee thanks" Naruto groaned with an eyeroll as he then ducked under a thrown club
Which crashed through a wall and smashed into husker
"... fuck all of you" the winged cat demon groaned from the floor
"The next one won't miss mister!" Octavia yelled
"What's it gonna take to convince you?! Do I need to jump off a building while wrestling a hell bear?!" Naruto yelled out having enough of this fight
"I kinda want to see that to be honest" Angel Dust said with a chuckle as he drank a glass of wine
"Hey no booze! You're in rehab remember" Vaggie said with a glare
"Oh don't get your taco in a twist baby it's only the one" Angel said with a scoff
"... you want to know what It'll take? Sign this!" Octavia yelled as she pulled out what looked like a contract which Naruto quickly took
"Ok let me read this thing first. I'm not falling for any crap like that volcano insurance scam artist from greed" Naruto said as he took the contract "Let's see, cannot instigate a relationship or sexual intercourse with Stella of the Goetia without consent from Octavia. Should Octavia not be available, duty of allowance falls to Charlie Morningstar, princess of hell." Naruto read aloud
"Spoiler alert sweet talking me won't get you anywhere on this one sweetie" Charlie said with a smile as she stabbed the table with a knife embedding it in the table
"We just built this table" Vaggie groaned out seeing her girlfriend stab the table
"Alright let's see. Failure to follow any procedure will result in both Naruto Uzumaki getting pegged by- OK point made!" Naruto was saying before he set the contract down as Verosika peeked over to read it
"Kinky Octavia. And the hot sauce is a nice touch" Verosika said with a smirk
"Don't get excited there is no way I'm gonna break this promise" Naruto said as he took out a pen
"I know you won't but considering my hormones are acting up I can imagine it" Verosika said with a smirk as she held a hand to her stomach as Bee came in holding a large bottle of hot sauce
"Here you go Octavia. 8 gallons of hot sauce" Bee said setting the huge ass bottle down
"... and I'm signing. Signing immediately then please get that away from me" Naruto pleaded
"Guy can fight an army of angels, overlords, and that emo dickbag but can't handle a woman" Angel snickered
"Hey if it puts my eve at ease it's worth it. Though you'll need your mom to sign as well otherwise it can't be enforced" Naruto pointed out
"Check the next page luv. I already tricked her" Octavia informed as Naruto flipped the page to see Stella's signature
"How'd you trick her into signing this? If anything I'd expect her to hire a team of lawyers to exploit any loopholes first knowing her" Naruto admitted
"I tricked her into thinking it was a contract to rent you out to her as a stud" Octavia said with a scoff
This caused several of the people at the table to burst out laughing at this
"... doesn't that mean she's going to try even harder to get with me?" Naruto questioned a bit worriedly
"My forgiveness has a price luv, wear a helmet" Octavia said with a slight smirk
"... I'm fucked aren't I?" Naruto asked deadpan
"Oh absolutely Dog Boy! But I must admit it will be very entertaining" Alastor said smiling and walking in with a cup of coffee
"Oh goodie you're here now. Yay…. Thanks for all the help with not helping find Husker the other day you jackass" Naruto told the radio demon with a scowl
"Why should I be worried about what happens to Husker when it doesn't involve me or my entertainment? In fact watching you try to distract that owl woman was absolutely hilarious" Alastor said with a boisterous laugh "though the intercourse with Velvet was not something I enjoyed seeing" Alastor admitted as he took a sip of coffee
"Hey, that was unplanned! Look you're not gonna get me into a fight with my ladies by playing on petty jealousy for your entertainment. So why don't you go into the other room and throw on the tv. Get some actual entertainment through that instead of your radio drama bs" Naruto said with a scowl
"... oh you have very poor choice in words Dog Boy. Perhaps I should put you down" Alastor warned as static started to sound from him
"You wanna go, you scrawny ass pointy red bitch?" Naruto asked as his killer intent was starting to release
"No fighting in the hotel!" Charlie yelled
"Yeah at least let us sell tickets first" Anko cackled out
"Not helping Anko" Charlie deadpanned
"Not trying to! I want a fight or a fuck with whiskers involved!" Anko yelled
"... just get out of here Alastor." Naruto told him
"... fine we shall settle this one day Dog Boy" Alastor said before walking away leaving a silent room
"Who wants chowder?!" Bee asked entering the dining room holding a huge pot of clam chowder before seeing everyone silent "what I miss? Shut did I forget my bra again?!" Bee asked checking over herself
"It's Nothing babe. Just Alastor being a twat again. Sigh. Not even awake for 4 hours and this happens. This day cannot get any worse" Naruto groaned before the ceiling suddenly broke and Blitzo fell through the hole. Landing on Loona's lap
"Thanks for the catch sweetie!" Blitzo said with a smile before Loona dropped him onto the floor
"And now we have this. What is it Blitz?" Naruto asked with a sigh
"I came to get my employees for the party today. You know for the new hires? It started 2 hours ago!" Blitz told them
"Ah hell I forgot" Naruto said as with everything happening recently he had completely forgot
"There's no time to waste, Mayberry sent me to collect your asses. So you Millie and Loonie get in the van out front" Blitz told them
"Alright Guess we have to meet the new hires. Let's go" Naruto said as he Millie and Loona stood up from the table
"See you all later for dinner" Charlie said with a smile
"Of course" Naruto said as he smiled back at Charlie
"I need to leave as well. I have to have a talk with my mom and dad" Octavia said as she stood up before opening a portal and walking through
"Wait for me. Your dad owes me some fancy ass vodka" Beelzebub said following after the owl woman
(Minutes after Naruto left)
Charlie was organizing a few papers while Verosika was on the couch watching some hell tv as she held her foot.
"Ugh pregnancy sucks. My feet are so damn swollen" Verosika groaned out
Before Charlie could answer her cell phone rang
"Hello? Yes this is princess Charlie Morningstar? Oh for Naruto? Yes I will bring him in a week. Ok. Thank you so much. Bye" Charlie said before hanging up
"The hell was that about?" Tsunade asked drinking from a sake bottle
"That was a vet. I made an appointment for Naruto's hellbies shots since he hasn't gotten any since coming to hell. He needs them given he is a hell based canine race just like Hellhounds need to once a year" Charlie said with a smile
"A vet?! gahahahahahaha!" Tsunude asked before she started to cackle madly
"What's so funny?" Vaggie asked curiously
"Do you have any idea how scared the brat was of needles when he was alive? He once fought off the entire village's medical team to avoid getting a single injection" Tsunade snickered before falling to the floor laughing at the memory
"I'm sure he'll be fine. He has no reason to be afraid with how powerful he is now" Charlie said with a smile. Fully believing her fiance would have gotten over his fears
(With Naruto)
Naruto suddenly shuddered as he stepped out of the I.M.P van. "I sense a disturbance. As if something horrible will soon be dumped on me." Naruto said
"Oh you mean your spawn with Verosika? You got a few months before that nightmare is born" Blitz said with a smirk and a snicker before Loona slapped him in the back of the head "gah! Dammit Loonie that hurt!" Blitz exclaimed
"Watch it Blitz. Alpha has enough to deal with lately. The last thing he needs is dealing with your bs today" Loona warned her adoptive father as they left the parking lot and headed up to the offices
"Alright alright. Sheesh. Let's go greet our new hires" Blitz said before booting open the door to I.M.P. "I'm back bitches! And I brought the others!" Blitz yelled as Naruto, Loona, and Millie entered to see Moxxie, Sallie May, and Mikoto along with Valerie Mayberry.
"Long time no see sis!" Sallie greeted with a grin as she waved at Millie
"Sallie May?! Moxxie?! What are you two doing here?" Millie asked with a look of surprise before she quickly tackled her sister into a hug greeting her
"Your overlord compatriot said you were looking to hire more help and decided to offer it to us seeing as we both have expertise in killing" Moxxie said as he pointed at Naruto
"Plus I wanted to surprise you Millie" Naruto said with a smile at his imp lover who's response was to hug him
"and cause after Striker left the farm we need a bit of extra cash for ma and pa" Sallie admitted with a sigh
"but don't you need to be there to help with the harvest and stuff?" Milloe asked now a bit worried
"Nah. Pa hired some more help for the ranch with the mayor helping him find some willing folk. Issue is he doesn't have the money to pay an entire work force" Sallie admitted
"Aka mom put the screws to Lucifer seeing as we're gonna be in laws" Naruto snickered
"Indeed. I gotta say I didn't expect the king of hell to laugh at Miss Kushina's attempt to intimidate him for extra cash for her district." Moxxie admitted
"Please he only did it cause my mom made friends with Charlie's mom, sap" Naruto said with a snicker at this
"Hey no insulting the king. The last thing we need is for him to teleport here and slaughter us in cold blood for insulting him!" Blitz yelled out terrified
"Oh relax Blitz. I see you also hired Mikoto on my suggestion" Naruto said with a smile towards his lovers mother who grinned at him
"Yeah we need a new secretary seeing as your other skank is gonna be watching over those orphans. And I had the choice of my pregnant ex girlfriend who you're nailing or my ex's mother who you're also nailing. Thanks for those suggestions by the way. Really diverse hiring" Blitzo said with a small scowl
"Well I could have went with V's other suggestion someone named barb-" Naruto was saying before Blitz suddenly grabbed him by his shirt and pressed his face into Naruto's
"Barbie?! Where is she?! What did you do to her you man whore?!" Blitzo yelled out
"Uh V said she was a friend from rehab that just got out recently and was looking for a job. Why? You know her? Oh god is it another Ex?" Naruto asked before seeing Blitzo gain a green face
"I may vomit from that image. Thanks whiskers and none of your fucking business" Blitz groaned out as he let Naruto go and dropped onto the ground as the welcome/goodbye party started "ah well we'll come back to her later. Let's party fuckwads!" Blitzo yelled out before grabbing s bottle of champagne and blasting out the cork….. into Moxxie's face sending the imp into the wall.
"...by the way Verosika called and said her friend wanted to crash at your place for a bit" Mikoto whispered into his ear
"that's fine though it better not be one of her incubus friends " Naruto whispered back
"relax it's not. It's a friend from rehab" Mikoto said with a knowing smirk before grabbing a glass of champagne and sipping it as the party continued on
(With Octavia)
Meanwhile back at the Goetia estate Octavia was meeting with her mother while Bee was talking with her father
"Now then daughter, I have a very important question… which do you think your lover would Prefer to rip off my body? The red or the black?" Stella asked holding up a black bra and thong as well as a red bra and thong
"... this is what you wanted to discuss with me? What my boyfriend would prefer on you?" Octavia deadpanned as she looked at her mother
"It's a legitimate question. Oh would orange be preferable? I must admit I am not a fan of the color bit it could look quite well on me I feel" Stella said as she thought about it
"Yeah about that next time when I hand you something have your lawyer read it first" Octavia said as she handed the contract to her mother who opened the contract and started to look it over
"Oh the contract for your lover to become my on call consort? Why would I need my lawyer for………. You tricked me!" Stella yelled as she slammed the paper on a table next to them after reading it
"That's for the attempted hit Mother. You may claim to have changed and have some interest in my boyfriend but I certainly don't buy it." Octavia said with a glare making Stella flinch
"I made that mistake in hasty anger I'll admit that but I did cancel the hit on both of you" Stella said
"Oh wow. That definitely makes up for everything" Octavia said with an eyeroll
"Don't roll your eyes at me young lady. I am still your mother" Stella told her with a glare
"Since when? Dad has always been there for me. When have you ever been there for me? All's you and dad do anymore is fight and scream at each other and make me choose sides. You even put a hit out on him for Satan's sake" Octavia told her. Her emotions hitting a plateau
"I will admit I have made many mistakes since your father and I got married-" Stella was saying before Octavia cut her off
"And I was one of them right?" Octavia asked
"Of course not! You were one of the things we actually planned. Of all the mistakes I've made you were never one of them." Stella yelled, shocked her daughter even questioned that. Had her fights with Stolas really gotten that bad that Octavia questioned if she was a mistake to even be born.
"... I believe you. But you're not forgiven. Both you and dad are at fault with everything honestly but at least he's owned up to his mistakes." Octavia said as she took a breath before walking out the room leaving her mother alone in thought
"Ugh there that's done. Now to go see Azathoth's tears with dad" Octavia said with a smile
(With Stolas and Bee)
"And here you are. A bottle of the greed ring's finest vodka." Stolas said handing the sin of gluttony the large bottle
"Thanks. I know I can create this easily but it's always nice to be repaid by old friends" Bee said with a grin as she took the bottle "by the way how's the divorced afterlife treating you Stolas?" Bee asked curiously
"Well I'm feeling freer than I have ever been in my life. What about you? What's got you so happy you want to drink hell's best alcohol?" Stolas asked curiously
"I'm celebrating. I got me a new man. An overlord even. God the pounding he gave me last night. Oh it's indescribable" Bee said with a shudder and a moan as she smiled
"... shot in the dark here. Is this new man of yours Naruto Uzumaki? Hell Fox Overlord?" Stolas asked curiously
"That's him! Pretty chill for an overlord. Unlike Vox or Valentino. Those guys are such annoying cunts I swear, how'd you know it was him anyways?" Bee asked
"He's the reason I'm free of my overbearing ex wife. He's her new prey" Stolas admitted
"…..so that's what they were diacussing in the dining room earlier. I hope you realize if I see her near my man I'm gonna fuck her up Stolas" Bee said as she slightly growled and grew a little
"I believe my daughter has the situation well in hand so do not trouble yourself. On a side note should you do exactly that, I would not be opposed to seeing her assault be filmed." Stolas said with a dismissive wave of his hand
"Ha! Fair enough! Knowing your daughter she'd probably sell tickets to the fight" Bee said with a smirk before a knock at the door cut them off
"Enter" Stolas said as Octavia entered the room
"Dad, are you ready?" Octavia asked with a smile
"Ready for what?" Stolas asked confused
"Don't you remember? You promised me ages ago about this day" Octavia said
Before Stolas could respond they all heard a crash coming from outside the room.
"The hell?" Bee asked as she opened the door to see an imp being thrown across the hall as he skidded across the floor in front of them
"Sorry sir and madams. Miss Stella is not being agreeable with what she can take with her" the imp butler groaned out
"I will not have any of you pests tell me what is and isn't mine! That vase was always mine! Not his!" Stella's voice yelled as she stomped into the hall with a glare
"Nice to know your still an uptight catch you next Tuesday Stella" Bee said as she took a big swig of her vodka as she felt a big headache coming
Stella scowled at this as she looked at Bee "what are you doing here? You fucking half breed trash now too? Were imps not enough Stolas?" Stella asked with a glare
Stolas sighed at this as he shook his head at his ex's attitude
"Actually bitch I'm taken. I just got myself a new man. An overlord. One who can keep me satisfied. Maybe if you weren't such an elitist cunt you'd have a man that actually likes your bitch ass" Bee told her mockingly
"Please you may be a deadly sin but what do you have compared to one of true noble blood like myself" Stella scoffed
"I have enough to satisfy one Naruto Uzumaki. All night long. Just bang. Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!" Bee said as he smirk got bigger while Stella's face got redder and redder from her anger at what she was saying
Octavia sighed at this as she made a hasty exit as her mother started to screech loudly and throw more imp butlers
"Stella, control yourself! The help here isn't cheap" Stolas was heard saying as Octavia left through the front doors
"Unlike your perfume you reeking skank!" Bee yelled as Octavia groaned at the sound of the argument
"ugh. Mom and dad are at it again. I'm just gonna go see Azathoth's tears myself. Father's been teaching me magic I'm sure I can do it myself if I use his grimoire" Octavia said as she made her way to where she knew her father's grimoire was.
In the I.M.P offices with the imp fucking her father, her boyfriend, and her sister lovers with Naruto that worked there and the new hires.
(later at IMP)
Naruto was sitting in his chair watching as Moxxie practiced shooting pictures which Loona was holding
"Mox darling calm down. You're gonna end up shooting the hellhound" Sallie told him seeing his shaking
"Yeah and alpha will have words with you, if you hit me. So take a breath and focus fatty" Loona said boredly as she was on her phone scrolling while holding the picture in the air
"Sorry it's just. It's a happy family. I mean when would we be hired to hire an innocent family?" Moxxie asked
"Well there was that seemingly innocent family of cannibal hillbillies we killed. Those psychos had it coming" Naruto said
"Yeah, don't judge them on looks. This kid probably sets dogs on fire" Loona said pointing to a boy in the photo "this girl probably gets off to bullying Australian kids online" she said pointing to a girl "and this guy? This guy definitely Watches" Loona said pointing to the father on the photo
"Do I want to know what the mother does?" Naruto asked amused at his girlfriend's antics
"Look right and wrong ain't part of the job. The client points to a target and we take em out. Simple as that" Millie said eating a slice of cake
"Yup. If they end up here and have a problem they can go to the hazbin hotel for rehab. And if they Were truly innocent They get heaven. Which probably ain't happening given how strict it is to get there" Naruto said with an eye roll
"The point is sweetie that you can't just be hesitant because something seems innocent. We're contract killers. We do the job no matter what. Simple as that" Sallie told her husband who sighed and nodded
"Good. Now please don't shoot Loona or I will be very angry" Naruto said with a smile that promised agony
Moxxie hesitated at this before he took a breath and aimed at the picture and fired. Sending a bullet ripping through the father in the photo
"Nice shot!" Millie cheered. Unknown to everyone Octavia had opened the door slightly and snuck her way past the group. Naruto and Loona however smelled her scent and turned to see her entering Blitzo's office. Seeing as Blitzo was in the middle of an argument with Mikoto
"My daughter told me about you. I've wanted to have a small talk with you since then." Mikoto admitted
"If this is about never eating her out I regret none of that!" Blitz yelled
Octavia rolled her eyes at this as she snuck past the imp and succubus and grabbed the grimoire which she opened up before opening a portal
"And another thing! I don't regret stealing her fucking bitch ass panties! Those were very comfor- what the fuck?!" Blitzo yelled as he turned to see Octavia stepping into a portal in his office while holding the grimoire as she stepped through as the portal closed behind her"... oh Stolas is gonna wreck my ass for this one" Blitzo groaned out as the others entered the office
"What was that light sir?" Moxxie asked as he looked around
"Octavia just robbed us of her dad's book. Naruto, can you do me a favor and call stolas to deliver the bad news? She's your girlfriend so this falls to you" Blitz asked as he just looked towards where the portal was trying to figure out what the hell to do
"I mean I could but he'd still take it out on your ass. So is me telling him really gonna save you?" Naruto questioned with a smirk
"I already texted him" Loona said with a bored tone as she held up her phone
"... oh….. and he didn't call or anything yet? That's unlike him" Blitz said before the office started to shake as a purple portal opened up before them
"Blitzy!!!!" Stolas yelled out angrily as she stomped through the portal
"Oh there it is" Blitzo sighed before Stella came barging through the portal as well
"We are not done with our conversation Stolas!" She yelled as the portal closed behind her
"... 2 more seconds and she'd have been trapped in an endless void" Stolas muttered under his breath before he looked at Blitz "now where is my daughter Blitzy?" Stolas demanded
"I have no idea my new hire was distracting me with bullshit when she stole the book and bailed" Blitz said as he jerked a thumb at Mikoto
"Wait what? What happened? Where is my daughter you filthy imp?" Stella asked her anger at Stolas now going to Blitzo and Mikoto
"She snuck in and stole your exes grimoire and teleported somewhere. No idea where" Mikoto said glaring at Blitzo for trying to blame her for his own ineptitude
"This is your fault! I know it is!" Stella yelled glaring at Stolas
"My fault? Are you kidding me? If anything it's your fault since you wish to fornicate with her boyfriend" Stolas said as the two engaged in another argument
Naruto's eyebrow twitched as the two argued and soon he reached his limit "SHUT…THE…FUCK…UP!!!!" he bellowed out as the two owl demons stopped their argument as they felt Naruto's killer intent wash over the room.
"...mmmm so powerful" Stella muttered to herself biting her lip
"Loona scowled at this before she took out what looked like a yardstick and handed it to Naruto "use that to keep her back alpha" Loona told him
"Thanks. Okay look. We have no ideas where she went but I'm gonna assume she's somewhere in the human world, is there a way to open a portal to where she at least opened the last one?" Naruto asked Stolas
"I was able to get a sniff of the portal as it was opened. It smelled like it was a portal to Los Angeles" Loona supplied helpfully
"That does help. I can at the very least open a portal there and you two can sniff her out" Stolas admitted pointing to Naruto and Loona as he opened a portal "come we mustn't dally." Stolas said
"Why would we help?" Sallie asked confused
"Cause Octavia's my girlfriend and I'm not leaving her stranded and alone" Naruto said seriously
"Also she has the book that we use to do our job and if we don't get it back you two are on the first thing back to wrath!" Blitz yelled
"... let's go Moxxie!" Sallie yelled pulling her husband through the portal
"I'm coming as well" Stella said following after as she, Stolas, Naruto, Millie, Loona, and Blitzo walked behind Moxxie and Sallie May.
"I'll stay here to show Mikoto some stuff about the job." Valerie said as the portal closed leaving the sinner demon and Succubus behind as the 8 man group went to the human world.
(Los Angeles. Random alleyway)
"Ugh this place is vile" Stella said disgusted seeing the alleyway they just were portaled to.
"Not that different from Hell from what I see and smell" Naruto said as he sniffed around a bit
"Ha! That's LA for you whiskers" Blitz said with a laugh
"I meant the smell of the poor. It's radiating the area" Stella said with a tone of disgust
"Ah elitist bullshit. How I missed you" Naruto said with a scowl and an eyeroll
"OK let's pair up into teams and sweep the city. The sooner we find Octavia the sooner we all get back to hell. Hopefully without blowing our cover as demons." Moxxie suggested
"I'm with Blitzy" Stolas said as he grabbed Blitzo, picked him up, and hugged him
"I'm with Moxxie, wait where did he go?" Sallie May asked as she looked around for her husband
"He's being harnessed by shitty Musicians over there" Naruto said pointing across the street being accosted by some random dude trying to sell a cd they made.
"Well I'll go with Loona" Millie said as she nodded at the hellhound
"Wait a minute……" Naruto said as he realized who was left for him
"... well I could do worse for a teammate I suppose" Stella said with a grin at her good fortune
Naruto's response was to take out his yard stick and extend it "six feet woman I will not have my ass violated by a hot sauce strap on!" He yelled hysterically as he used it to keep her back
"Hmm now that's an idea what do you think Blitzy?" Stolas asked in thought at this sexual idea
"I think your kid has more in common with you than we thought. Now let's go!" Blitz yelled
"Hold on you idiot, what about disguises?" Stella asked
"Eh most of the time we don't need too elaborate ones. Besides unless you or your husband can make us all disguised it ain't gonna happen" Blitz said
"Yea but for this one I think those of us that have them should use them" Naruto said as he nodded at loona
Loona nodded back and in a burst of fire she switched to her human disguise while Naruto used a henge to turn into his old human form.
"Is that what you looked like as a human?" Stella asked with a raised eyebrow
"Afraid so. Disgusting isn't it?" Naruto asked with a hopeful smile
"No. It just gives me an urge to chain you in the dungeon and-" Stella was saying before Naruto cut her off
"There is a taser in this woman! Don't test me!" Naruto yelled as he pushed the buttons on his yardstick for emphasis making the end of said stick spark
Stella in response stuck a feathered finger to it and let it zap her "a bit weak. You may need something stronger for later. Regardless we should find Octavia first" she said simply
"... did she just fucking shock herself? Willingly?" Millie asked
"Yup" Loona said as she shook her head at this
"Stella stop putting the poor boy in danger and switch to your human disguise" Stolas said as he used his magic to switch to a human disguise
"Ugh fine though I admit I detest the form" Stella said as a blue flame appeared on her fingertips and swirled around her. Enveloping her in a blue flaming vortex before it revealed Stella in a human form.
She now had cream skin and golden eyes wearing a pink shirt and long white pants along with a pair of pink heels
Naruto blinked at this as he looked at Stella
"And saved" Blitz said as he took a picture of this with a cackle
"Your dead you inbred little-" Naruto was roaring before he was cut off
"Kill him after we find my daughter. Though I will help you" Stella said as she grabbed Naruto's shoulder
"Fine but no funny business woman. I'm serious. I like not having things inserted into me dammit" Naruto said before the two started to walk out of the alleyway as everyone split up to cover more ground
"So I have a small question. I understand why Stolas without his grimoire doesn't have his full power. But wouldn't you be able to just teleport to Octavia or teleport her back?" Naruto asked Stella
"Unfortunately not. My magic is more of an innate thing but I never fully trained with it. As much as I detest my ex he is far stronger than I am with magic. The upside though is my power is not tied to an object this way like his grimoire" Stella admitted
"But you don't know how to use it" Naruto pointed out
"Why would I have to? The grimoire is a family heirloom on Stolas' side of the family. It was never something I needed to learn nor is it something I wished to learn" Stella said as she shrugged
"Feh typical. A noble wasting their potential because they can have whatever they want due to wealth" Naruto grumbled as he scoffed at Stella's reasoning.
"Then here's a question of my own then-" Stella was saying but Naruto cut her off
"We have more pressing matters than a love hotel and it's because your a self obsessed cunt" Naruto told her firmly
"Not that! How can you not sense out my daughter with your various sensory abilities. Don't you have the ability to sense negative emotions? Something my daughter would clearly have trapped in the human world with no proper way to get back to her home? Or rather your sage mode I believe Stolas called it once that can sense nature around you?" Stella asked a bit irritated at Naruto's original question
"…….huh good idea" Naruto said as he tapped his fist to his palm as he hadn't thought of this
Stella face planted at this "how do you not use your tracking abilities to find my daughter?!" Stella yelled
"I didn't think of it cause I was focusing on trying to keep my stalker out of all of my holes" Naruto said as he focused and channeled some Sage energy into his eyes
"Frog like eyes? Now that is different" Stella said seeing the eye change
"Toad actually" Naruto said as he stood up
"Frog. Toad. What difference does it make. They're both disgusting creatures" Stella said with a scoff
"Good you can compare notes" Naruto said with a glare
"You are trying my patience with your jabs boy" Stella said with a tick mark and a glare back
"Good to know and I think I have a reading on Octavia. So follow me but try not to look like a desperate divorcee when we find her" Naruto told her as he turned away
"Desperate?! I can get any man I want within Hell you know!" Stella yelled at him
"And yet I would rather have anyone then you" Naruto said with a slight smirk as he was really enjoying this
"Gggrrrrrrrr." Stella growled as steam started to come out of her ears
"Getting upset? Did I touch a nerve?" Naruto asked smirking before seeing Stella stiffen up as a familiar scent hit his nose. Just like on his date with her.
Arousal.
"... ah crap" Naruto groaned seeing what was happening with Stella again. Just like the clone he sent on the date with her
Suddenly he paused as he felt something nearby and he looked towards what looked like an observatory before he smiled "of course she'd be there" he said as he chuckled a bit before he made his way towards the observatory . With Stella following him
'Why is his berating of me such a turn on? When Stolas insults me I want to kill him but with him he makes me moisten in anticipation. What is it about you Uzumaki? What makes you able to command me?" Stella though to herself as she followed Naruto
(With Octavia)
"God, this place sucks!" Octavia groaned as she looked up at the darkening sky "I can't even find where Azathoth's tears are gonna show" she said upset "not to mention all the bullshit with mom and dad" She sighed to herself before someone sat next to her on the ledge
"Is this seat taken?" Naruto asked with a smirk as he sat next to his lover
"Naruto? How did you find me?" Octavia asked as she looked at him a bit surprised at his human look
"it was pretty easy once I could focus on something besides keeping your mom away from me" Naruto told her as he gestured with his head to point at Stella, in her human form, walking up the steps of the observatory
"...she came with you?" Octavia asked with a scowl
"Yeah there were 8 of us looking for you. We split into groups of 2 to cover more ground. I got stuck with her" Naruto admitted
"You should be happy to be in my presence boy" Stella told him as she crossed her arms
"And I would rather tongue kiss Blitz. I'm starting to see why your ex preferred it to you" Naruto told her
Stella growled at this while Octavia burst out laughing at this
"Finally a laugh from you. I've been trying for days" Naruto said as he smiled at Octavia
"Can't exactly blame me for being upset given her wanting you" Octavia told him glaring at her mother
"It should make you happy considering it means I clearly approve of him" Stella told her daughter
"Oh that just wraps up everything then right? My cold hearted mother approves of my boyfriend to the point she's trying to make a move on him. That just makes everything ok doesn't it?" Octavia asked scowling at her mother
"Hey in my defense I spent all day talking shit and insulting her. Does that help?" Naruto asked with a smile as he grasped her hand
"It does, your forgiven love" Octavia said with a smirk at this information.
"Good now why did you steal The grimoire anyways? We could've come here with an asmodean crystal if you wanted to come here" Naruto asked
"You have one?" Octavia asked
"…..it's on my to do list" Naruto said with a pout at being called out making Octavia chuckle
"I'm surprised you don't already have one given your succubus company you keep" Stella admitted
"And I'm surprised you keep opening your mouth to ruin the moment." Naruto snarked at her with yet another eye roll.
"Octavia!" Stolas yelled as he ran over with Blitz, and the others close behind
"What took you guys so long?" Naruto asked everyone
"Stolas and I got hauled off to some tv studio where they thought I was some famous dickbag and Stolas was my manager. The place is burned to the ground now." Blitzo said with a shrug
"Moxxie kept getting stopped by people trying to pawn off their shitty cds. I killed like 12 people" Sallie said simply
"Millie and I kept following Octavia's sinstagram feed of places she took photos of. Luckily one was nearby and I caught her scent" Loona said
"Nice job babe, also christ LA is a hell hole. Maybe I can convince Lucifer to make it the official 8th ring" Naruto mused
"Gah! Stop mentioning that crucified fucker in front of me!" Blitzo yelled out in a panic
"Oh put your diaper back on Blitz. Now let's get back to hell already. Octavia you still have the grimoire right?" Naruto asked before seeing Octavia hold up her father's book "Perfect Stolas you want to do the honors?" Naruto asked
"Certainly. Also Octavia I believe your mother and Myself need to have a conversation With you for this stunt. For now though I'm just happy you're alright" Stolas said as he grabbed the grimoire and opened the portal to hell
"As am I daughter. Though he is correct we will be speaking of this incident" Stella said seriously before the groups all went back to I.M.P.
(Hell. Naruto's penthouse)
"And that's how our workday went" Naruto said regaling Verosika of what had happened today with Octavia
"Huh didn't think Octavia had it in her to make a surprise trip topside." Verosika admitted
"Yeah and I had to stay alert all day with her crazy ass mom. After all that I just want to relax with my girls maybe have a movie night" Naruto said with a sigh
Before they heard some knocks on the door
"Open up V!" a female voice yelled from the other side of the door
"Oh she's here! I thought she'd be here tomorrow" Verosika said with a smile as she slowly stood up to open the door
"Well at least it's not an incubus. I still haven't forgiven you for that whole debacle with your crew" Naruto said with a sigh
"Nah I know better now. I think you will like this one she's mouthy like you like" Verosika said with a smirk as she opened the door "Hey Barb! Long time no see!" Verosika said Greeting the female Imp who was dragging her trunk into the penthouse
Said imp had large curled horns, a heart shaped skull mark on her forehead, red eyes with yellow Sclera, wearing a short Sleeveless dark red and white striped turtleneck dress with a few rips, a pair of black thigh high boots, and a dark gray jacket. She had D cup breasts, a slim, lithe body, and a heart shaped ass.
Naruto blinked as he slightly checked this new imp out "huh not bad" he said under his breath a bit
This got a surprised look from Loona who had seen pictures of this imp back at the office and recognized her "uh alpha" "she was saying before she was cut off
"Long time no see V….. whoa who had The balls to knock your slutty ass up?" Barbie asked with a smirk
"My lover who's currently checking your whore ass out bitch" Verosika said with a smirk pointing at Naruto
"Eh?" Barbie asked as she looked at Naruto before blinking in surprise "Hello! V where have you been keeping this one? He's just my type!" Barbie said with a grin
"Uh I am?" Naruto asked confused seeing as they just met
"Oh stupid too. I can work with that. Mommy likey dummy" Barbie said with a smirk sizing him up
"……oh fuck me" Naruto said as he recognized the smirk on Barbie's face
"If you insist!" Barbie said with a grin having heard that
"Yup definitely Blitz's sister" Loona muttered as she sighed as Barbie started to chase Naruto
"I need approval first! Someone call Charlie and Octavia!" Naruto yelled as he ran
"You can't run forever sexy!" Barbie yelled chasing him
"Ah this'll be fun!" Verosika laughed
"You are so evil" Millie said as she gave the succubus a look
"We're in hell sexy. Who cares? Besides I want to watch as my man wrecks my ex's sister for a live stream. It'll be great!" Verosika laughed out as the group watched Barbie chase Naruto around the penthouse