Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Marc!

by Vgn Golley

Ever since her egg was found by a crazy old scientist named Rick Sanchez, Leslie always wondered what her species is and where she truly came from, but for now, the Young Alien will be content with her new life as the Daughter of one of the smartest minds in the Multiverse and now lives with his alternative crazy family, the Smiths. Rated M because it's Rick and Morty, duh.

1. RMLM-S1E1: Pilot!

Hey, guys! Welcome to my first-ever OC Rick and Morty Story, 'Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Marc!' I hope that you guys will enjoy the chapter...anyway, I don't own anything except my OC, and the OC Marc Woods belongs entirely to 9655. Also, the OCs Ragnoras Vex Andrel, Oko Linar, and Kashi Relo belong to drakin6345 as he had gotten permission from The Crescent Rider to use these characters.

NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY!

{Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Marc-Season 1, Episode 1: Pilot}

In the Prime Dimension, we cue to Planet Earth as we zoom in and appeared in Washington U.S.A., late at night, as we arrived at a small, two-story white/brown house and zoom into the garage as we see a Dragon-Like Alien Creature resting on a doggy bed that was marked, 'Leslie's Bed', and was covered with blankets as it also has a pillow and we see the Tiny Alien resting against her with a content look on her face as she snored.

The Alien Being is a 5-feet-tall, 13-year-old Draconian as she resembled a mix between a Human and a Dragon with her eyes having a yellow sclera and red pupils, long wild scarlet red hair that reaches down to her waist with two small light red horns planted on top of her heads, pointy ears, thin red eyebrows, a small nose, two white fangs that stick out of her mouth, a sharp chin, two pairs of large dark red wings planted on her back, slim dark red five-clawed hands, dark red scaly skin with a cream-colored center, a short yet slender build, a long dark red scaly tail, slim dark red five-clawed feet, and was currently wearing her pajamas, which consists of a dark blue baggy shirt with two holes that allows her wings to pop out, light blue baggy pants that have a hole on it so that her tail can pop out, and a couple of purple bunny shoes. Her name is Leslie Sanchez, Rick's Adopted Alien Daughter and a Scientist-In-Training.

"L-Leslie!" A drunken voice rang out, waking Leslie up from her peaceful sleep as she groans in annoyance and snuggles her face deeper into her pillow, trying to hide, but it was futile as the door to the garage was slammed open, and a drunken old man stumbled in as he spotted the sleeping alien and walked over to her as he grabbed her doggy bed and began shaking it to wake her up.

The old man is a 6'4-feet-tall, 70-year-old Man with gray eyes that have bags under them, a big blue unibrow, spiky grey-blue hair with a bald spot on the back of his head, small ears, a big nose, a sharp chin, long arms/legs, a Dimly Tanned Ashy Complexion, a very lanky and skinny built, and his outfit consists of a white lab coat with a light blue undershirt underneath it, a dark brown belt with a yellow belt buckle, long brown pants, and black shoes. His name is Rick Sanchez, a Mega Genius Scientist, and Leslie's Adoptive Father.

"L-Leslie! C-Come on, wake up, you Little Red Li-Burp-zard!" Rick exclaimed while shaking his Daughter's bed rather roughly, waking up an annoyed Leslie as she proceeds to pull up her covers and covers her head as Rick glared at this and continued shaking her bed.

"I-I said, wake up, Leslie! I got something to show ya! I-I even brought M-Marc with me! Let's go, L-Leslie!" Rick yelled just as a Young Man walked into the room and crossed his arms. The Young Man is a 5'8-feet-tall, 18-year-old Male with blue eyes, short purple hair with a blue streak on it, a small nose, a sharp chin, Caucasian Skin, a muscularly slim build, and his outfit consisted of a purple T-shirt, black pants, and black sneakers. His name is Marc Woods, Leslie, and the other's Neighbor/Friend as he is also a powerful Mercenary.

"Mmmm, show me tomorrow, Daddy," Leslie mumbles groggily as a heavily drunk Rick shakes his head.

"N-No, I got to show you this to-Burp-day!" Rick says as he reached out his arms and grabs Leslie's bed as he promptly lifts it up from the shelf and gave it to Marc, who was surprised by being forced to hold onto Leslie's doggy bed as Rick started leading them out of the garage, much to Leslie's irritation as she groans and snuggles deeper into her covers as Rick leads the Duo to Morty's Room and opened it as he walks inside and turns on the light as a drunk Rick, a bored Marc, and a tired Leslie saw a Young Teen resting in his bed.

The teen is a 5'2-feet-tall, 14-year-old Boy with greyish-green eyes, short brown hair that he wears straight and neatly combed around his round head, small ears, a small nose, no visible neck, a slim build, Caucasian skin, and his current outfit consists of a yellow shirt, white boxers, and no shoes. His name is Morty Smith, Rick's Grandson/Sidekick, and Leslie's Nephew.

"Morty! You gotta come on! You got...you gotta come with me, Leslie, and Marc!" Rick yelled as Marc walked over to place a half-asleep Leslie on Morty's Desk while Rick stumbled drunkenly as he pulls out a beer bottle from out of nowhere and drank from it as he burped loudly, waking up Morty as he groaned and sat up from his bead as the Young Lad rubs his eyes.

"W-What? Rick? Leslie? Marc? W-What's going on?" Morty asked.

"That's what I would like to know," Marc says dryly as a drunken Rick waved him off.

"I-It's a surprise...a s-surprise for you three," Rick says as he took a step forwards and immediately lost his balance as he fell down onto Morty's bed, startling the Teenager as he grimaced at the sight of Rick spilling his beer all over his bed.

"W-What? It's the middle of the night, Rick. What are you talking about?"

"Come on, I got a surprise for you kids," Rick says while reaching over to grab Morty by his ankle as he pulled his Grandson out of his bed and began dragging him away. "Come on, hurry up," Rick says, ignoring his Grandson's cries of pain, as he walked over to Morty's Desk and promptly grabs his Alien Daughter by her waist as Rick lifted her up from her bed and holds her in his arm as he turned around to make his way into the hall. "We gotta go, gotta get outta here, come on. Got a surprise for you, Morty and Leslie."

"Ow! Ow! You're tugging me too hard!"

"Ugh, too loud." A growling Leslie says as Rick ignored the Kids' complaints and began making his way back over to the garage as Marc sighs heavily and shakes his head as he reluctantly followed after them. Thirty minutes later, we see the gang soaring through the sky on what seems to be a combination of a flying saucer and a car, oddly enough, as we zoom in and see a drunk Rick riding in the driver's seat with a groggy Morty sitting in the passenger's seat as Marc sat in the backseat with a still half-asleep Leslie resting near him while lying on top of what seems to be a small green bomb, which worried Marc a bit as he frowned anxiously.

"What do you think of this...flying vehicle, kids? I built it outta stuff I found in the garage."

"It's alright," Marc says with a shrug as he had already seen it beforehand.

"It's cool, Daddy," Leslie says tiredly as she would've been more excited about Rick's Newly Rebuilt Space Cruiser if she wasn't currently threatening to fall asleep any minute now.

"Yeah, Rick, i-it's great. Is this the surprise?" Morty asked with a raised eyebrow as he had his arms crossed.

"N-No, look, M-Morty, L-Leslie, and Marc. I had to...I had to do it. I had-I had to-I had to make a bomb, Kids. I had to create a bomb." Rick says calmly as Morty and Marc shot up with alarmed/shocked looks on their faces while Leslie briefly raised her head...before shrugging as she went back to sleep.

"What?! A bomb?!" Morty asked in shock with a nervous sweatdrop as Rick nodded while burping as he took a sip of his drink.

"We're gonna drop it down there just get a whole fresh start, Morty. Create a whole fresh start."

"N-No, t-t-that's absolutely crazy!" Morty screamed, freaking out, with Marc nodding in agreement as they turned over to see how Leslie is reacting to all of this...only to be deadpanned as the Boys saw that Leslie was still sleeping in the backseat.

"Come on, Guys. Just take it easy, you two. I mean, just look at Leslie there. She's not freaking out, and she's like freaking Eight!"

"Thirteen, Daddy." Leslie drawls out sleepily.

"Whatever. Anyway, Mor-Burp-ty, grow some balls. It's gonna be good. Right now, we're gonna go pick up your little friend Jessica."

"Jessica?" Morty asked, perking up at the name as he stared at his Grandfather in surprise/confusion with a raised eyebrow. "From my math class?"

"I seriously do not see what you see in her, Morty," Marc says with a shrug as Morty turned to glare at him before yelping in surprise as Rick placed his arm around his shoulders.

"When I drop the bomb, I want you to have somebody, you know?" Rick says while taking another sip of his beer as Leslie groans, annoyed by her Father and Nephew's conversation as she buries her head in her arms. "I want you to have the thi-Burp-ng. I'm gonna make it like a new Adam and Eve, and you're gonna be Adam, and Jessica's gonna be Eve."

"Whhhh-wha?" Morty asked with bugged-out eyes as Rick nodded, thinking that Morty liked his idea as he leans back against his chair.

"And so that's the surprise, Morty," Rick says with the teenage boy looking as if he was actually contemplating about Rick's plan...before realizing how screwed up it was as Morty shakes his head and shoves Rick away.

"No, you can't! Jessica doesn't even know I exist! But-but, but forget about that because you can't just blow up humanity!" Morty yelled as Rick nodded weakly, half-listening to what Morty was saying as he took another swing of his beer.

"I-I get what you're trying to say, Morty. Listen, I'm not...Leslie won't...Marc...you don't got...y-you don't gotta worry about Leslie, Marc, and I trying to fool around with Jessica...or mess around with Jessica or anything. I'm not that kind of guy, Morty. Marc is into Summer, and Leslie has no sexual attraction to Humans...unless they can change into Dragons."

"What the hell are you talking about, Rick?!" Morty asked with a shocked/angry/disbelief look on his face as Rick nodded drunkenly.

"You-You don't have to worry about me getting with Jessica or anything. Sh-sh-she-she, she, she's all for you, Morty, a-and I will go over and pick up Summer for Marc...oh, and don't worry about Leslie because she still has a crush on Smaug. Y-You know that D-Dragon from those shitty H-Hobbit M-Movies you t-two wa-Burp-tch?"

"N-No, I don't..." Leslie says, waking up, as she decided that going to sleep right now was futile, and sat up straight as she glared at her father in annoyance with a blush on her face.

"Y-Yes, you do, you...you fucking cried for a week when he died."

"Because his death was unfair! He died for just being a Dragon!"

"Can we go back to the conversation at hand, please?!" An irritated, glaring Morty screamed as he then turned to his Grandfather. "Rick! I don't care about Jessica! Y-Yyyyyyyyyyou—," Morty stutters wildly as he was so angry by what his Grandfather was planning that he couldn't form proper words.

"You know what, Morty? You're right." Rick says while throwing his now empty bottle into the backseat as Leslie casually moved her head to the side to avoid the incoming projectile while Marcy wonders how Rick hasn't died of alcohol poisoning yet. "Let's forget the Girls altogether," Rick says as he began pressing a couple of buttons on his dashboard. "S-Summer and J-Jessica are probably nothing but trouble, anyways."

"Arming neutrino bomb." Rick's Space Cruiser says as the bomb that Leslie was sleeping on top turned on and began ticking as the Draconian flinched in surprise but didn't seem as scared as Morty and Marc are as she was oddly calm about the dangerous situation.

"That's it... that's it, Rick! I'm taking the wheel!/Same! This has gone far enough!" Morty and Marc yelled as, after unbuckling their seatbelts, they promptly jumped upwards towards Rick and started fighting with him over the control of the wheel while Leslie blinks at this in surprise and disbelief before shrugging as she smirks.

"Hey! I want in on the fun too!" Leslie exclaimed, wanting to get in some revenge on her father for waking her up from her nap, as she leaps up and landed on her Father's head as Leslie began wrestling him with Morty and Marc's help.

"Gah! Get the fuck off me, kids!"

"I'm taking charge of this situation, buddy!" Morty yelled as he starts kicking Rick's face while Marc reached out to grab the wheel as Leslie landed head-first onto Rick's lap, causing him to grunt in pain as she began kicking his stomach.

"I'm put—I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm puttin'...I-I'm, I'm, I'm not gonna stand around like some sort of dumb... dumb person, and just le-let you ruin the whole world!/This is crazy, Rick! I know you are drunk, but this is asinine! We're stopping you from causing the extinction of Humanity/Come on! What's gotten into you? If you all love Earth so much, why don't you marry it?/This is what you get for waking me up from my nap! Take this! And this! What do you think of that?!" Morty, Marc, Rick, and Leslie shouted at the same time as the Group continued fighting with each other for a while before Rick was able to push Morty and Marc away and managed to grab Leslie by her tail as the Old Man threw her onto Morty's lap.

"Alright, alright, alright! Enough! I'll-I'll land, I'll land, I'll land! Jesus, you kids are nuts! Morty turns into a big tough guy all of a sudden, Marc turned into a goddamn hero or some shit, and my own freaking Daughter headbutts me in the dick just for simply waking her up from her precious freaking nap! God, that's the last time that I do something nice for, you ki-Burp-ds!" Rick says as he glares at a huffing, angry Morty, Marc, and an obliviously smiling Leslie as Rick rolled his eyes and grabs the steering wheel of his ship as the Space Cruiser flew down into an open desert and lands on the ground. "We'll park it right here, kids. Right here on the side of the roa...road here." Rick says while kicking the door open as he tumbles out among dozens of empty alcohol cans and bottles.

"Oh, thank God," Morty says while falling down to rest on the driver's seat in relief as Marc shakes his head and Leslie leaped up to lie on Morty's head as the Trio peered down at a dizzy and drunk Rick as he smiled up at them.

"You know what? That was all a test, Morty. Just an elaborate test to make you more assertive."

"It was?" Morty asked with an unconvinced raised eyebrow.

"I highly doubt that."

"Marc's right. Daddy's lying." Leslie snitched while shaking her head as Rick glared up at his Adopted Daughter.

"H-Hey, what did I say about you snitching on the man that rai-Burp-sed you since you were a freaking egg! Y-You need to learn how to show some respec..." Rick stopped ranting as he promptly closes his eyes and falls asleep as he snored.

"Neutrino bomb armed." Rick's Space Cruiser says as the counter on the bomb that was placed inside of the ship began ticking down.

"Um..." Morty says, unsure what to do, as Marc and Leslie turned to each other.

"Should I handle it, or should you?"

"I got this," Leslie says reassuringly while turning around as she walked over to grab the Neutrino Bomb and used her Super Strength to rip it out of Rick's Spaceship as the Draconian then spread out her wings and flew up as she started flying high in the air at high speeds with Morty and Marc watching her go worriedly as, after a few minutes of tense waiting, the Sidekick and Mercenary flinched in shock and worry as a big explosion occurred in the sky and, once it dies down, a smiling Leslie can be seen flying down into the ground with her body covered in scuff marks as her pajamas were also completely destroyed from the explosion, but thankfully, Draconians have no visible genitalia, so the Boys wasn't forced to see anything that they didn't want to see. "And done. Let's go back home." Leslie says cheerfully while skipping over to leap into the ship with Morty scooting back into the passenger's seat, and Marc crawled out of the ship to fetch the passed-out old man as Leslie drops down into the driver's seat.

"Whoa, Leslie, t-that was amazing! How did you know that you will be able to survive the explosion?!"

"Funny enough, this isn't the first time that Dad made a Neutrino Bomb. In fact, the first time that I tried to disarm it, but I failed to do so, and the bomb blew up in my face, so I had to learn how to disable it."

"Wait, if you knew how to disable the Neutrino Bomb, why didn't you do it earlier?"

"Less fun," Leslie says with a cherry tone as Morty sweatdropped nervously and scooted away further from his aunt as Marc appeared while carrying around a knocked-out Rick over his shoulders as he proceeds to toss him inside the ship and crawled back inside to sit down in the backseat. "Alright, now that Daddy is here, let's go home," Leslie says with a beaming smile as she reaches up to grab the steering wheel and the Boys nodded as they waited for her to start up the flying space vehicle...only to blink in disbelief/confusion as the Young Teenage Boy and the 18-year-old Mercenary heard Leslie making whooshing noises and moving the wheel around as she pretended to fly her Father's Space Cruiser.

"Uh, L-Leslie? What are you doing? Aren't you going to start up the ship and fly or s-something?" Morty asked as Leslie turned to him with a smile.

"Oh, I don't know how to fly this thing. My Dad never taught me how to fly a spaceship. I'm just playing around until Daddy wakes up from his nap." Leslie stated cheerfully as Morty stared at her emotionally for a few seconds before groaning as he faces plants onto the dashboard while Marc couldn't help but laugh as he shakes his head.

~{Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Mark Season 1 Theme Song!}~

In the middle of space, we see an hourglass fly by with a ripped-out human hand following after it as a single eyeball appeared and shoot laser blasts around as a random 33=6 appeared before zooming in on a large multi-colored planet with large two-ring systems hovering over it and we see Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Marc running from some Evil Frog-Like Aliens as Rick opens a portal and jumps into it with Marc following after him shortly as the Kids were about to jump down into the portal, but Morty accidentally trips and falls down as he accidentally crash-landed on top of Leslie and they both groaned in pain as the portal disappears from sight. After recovering from the fall, the shocked Kids stood up from the ground as they looked around fearfully and flinched as Morty and Leslie saw that the Evil Frogs were heading straight towards them at top speed, and the Draconian Child narrowed her eyes angrily as she raised her glowing fiery hands and was about to try and use her alien powers to save herself and her Nephew when suddenly a small green portal appeared beside them as Rick appeared and reached out to grab a surprised Leslie by the back of her shirt as he pulls her inside the portal, and it disappears from sight, leaving behind a stunned and bewildered Morty...again as the poor boy could only scream in fright as the Evil Frogs ganged up on him and began beating him up.

A glaring Jerry could be seen standing beside a blaring and abandoned police car as he was shooting down a bunch of growling and angry Cronenbergs, and their blood splattered across his face as the Middle-Aged Man continued murdering all of the Cronenbergs around him. Jerry is seen helping Morty and Leslie with their homework in Morty's Room as the Simple-Minded Man smiled down at his Son and Sister-In-Law when suddenly their faces fell off, revealing that they were robots as Jerry began freaking out just as Rick, Morty, Leslie, Marc, Ragnoras, Oko, and Kashi appeared via a portal as they see what was going on and the Old Blue-Haired Man quickly grabbed onto everybody's arms as he drags them back into the portal and it disappeared from sight as Jerry continued panicking. Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Marc could be seen running down what seemed to be a broken-down spaceship as they were being chased by the Evil Clones of Beth, Jerry, Summer, Ragnoras, Oko, Kashi, and Dezar as they leaped onto Rick, who was holding onto Leslie as he was tackled down onto the ground and his grunting Alien Adoptive Daughter slide over to Morty, who could only watch in shock/horror as he held a small remote in his hands while a glaring Marc went over to help out Rick as he ordered Morty to push the damn button.

Giant Bat-Like Aliens invaded the Smith House as they were shooting multiple acidic energy blasts at the house that was thankfully protected by Rick's Blast Shields as Morty, Marc, Summer, Ragnoras, and Kashi stood by the windows with a pair of giant laser guns in their arms as they were shooting down the aliens that were invading their home, protecting a heavily pregnant Jerry inside as Rick and Oko were helping him deliver the baby while a frightened/worried Beth and Dezar could be seen holding his hands to support him with Zenris Soro trying to not throw up in the background as the Dirty Brown-Haired Man took a couple of deep breaths before screaming as he gave birth to a large white egg, which promptly cracked and shattered itself apart to reveal a naked and slimy Leslie as she looks around confusedly and Rick and the others shared bewildered and shocked looks as they all agreed not to ask how this event happened or why.

A naked Rick, Morty, and Marc could be seen talking to each other in Morty's School Gym Shower as a naked Leslie stood in the background with her eyes closed as she took a couple of curious peeks behind her, prompting Rick to yell at her to cover her eyes and continue standing in the corner or else she will get traumatized as an embarrassed Morty and Marc could be seen trying to cover their privates. A fancily dressed up and smiling Leslie could be seen waving at Beth, Jerry, Marc, and a bored Rick goodbye as she was heading towards her first official day of high school with Summer and Morty as Leslie held hands with her Nephew and the trio entered the yellow school bus...only for Leslie to shoot a fireball at a bully that was tormenting Morty, killing him as everyone screamed in fear and a frantically worried Beth and Jerry rushed over to try and salvage the situation as Rick and Marc laughed at this amusedly.

A screaming and pissed off Leslie could be seen throwing a mega-sized temper tantrum in the Smith House as she was breathing intense red flames from out of her mouth and nearly hits the frightened Smith Family as they turned over to Rick for some help in dealing with his Alien Daughter, only to be promptly ignored by him as the Old Crazy Scientist was too busy watching some TV. A growling Hepatitis A jumped out of the destroyed train station as he crashed-landed in front of a shocked Morty, Leslie, Marc, and Annie as he roared in their faces and reared back his giant arm to smush their little bodies into a bloody paste. Leslie hummed to herself joyfully she walked past the hallway and was about to head towards the Kitchen to get a midnight snack, but stopped as she noticed that her Father seemed to be staring at a photo of Kashi with a lustful expression on his face as Leslie smiled amusedly and shakes her head as the Adoptive Alien Child turned around to walk away.

A glaring Rick and Marc and a scared Morty and Summer could be seen riding on Rick's Space Cruiser as they were flying away from what seemed to be an extremely furious Cthulu, who was chasing after them due to Summer holding onto her baby as Leslie could be seen flying in the background in her Dragon Form and was currently combating against the Cthulu as she reared back her head and breathes a giant stream of red fire at Cthulu as her powerful elemental attack nearly impacted against the group, but luckily, Rick was fast enough to react and swiftly flew him and the others to safety as the title of the story appeared in front of the readers.

~{Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Marc Season 1 Theme Song Over!}~

"I see there's a new episode of that singing show tonight." A Young Man says while sitting in the Dinning Room of the Smith House as we see Rick and a sleepy Morty sitting on the left side of the table as Leslie, Marc, and a Teenage Girl sat on the right side as a Young Woman sat at the end of the table. The Young Man is a 5'10-feet-tall, 35-year-old Male with black eyes, short scruffy dirty brown hair with slight curls, thin black eyebrows, a big nose, dimples on his cheeks, Caucasian Skin, a tall slim build, and his outfit consists of a dark green shirt with a brown/beige stripe in the middle, a brown belt with a golden belt buckle, light blue long pants, and black shoes. His name is Jerry Smith, Beth's Husband, Summer and Morty's Father, and Rick and Leslie's Son/Brother-in-law.

"Who do you guys think is gonna be the best singer?" Jerry asked just as a tired Morty falls asleep at the table and smashes his face into his plate as everyone, sans Rick and Leslie, were concerned by this as the Draconian Girl pouted.

"Hey, why can Morty do that, but I can't?" Leslie asked while having a dark blue bow planted in her hair as she wore dark blue overalls with a light blue shirt underneath as her clothes had holes in them, which allows her dragon-like appendages to pop out as the Woman sitting near her rolled her eyes. The Young Woman is a 5'8-feet-tall, 34-year-old Female with black eyes, shoulder-length pompous blonde hair, thin black eyebrows, a small nose, a sharp chin, D-Cup Breasts, Caucasian Skin, a slender hourglass figure, a big thick ass, and her outfit consists of a short-sleeved red-collared shirt, long blue pants, and white shoes. Her name is Beth Smith, Jerry's Wife, Summer and Morty's Mother, Rick and Leslie's Daughter/Sister, and a Veterinarian at the St. Equis Hospital.

"Oh my God, Morty's head is in his food. I'm going to puke." The Teenage Girl says in a monotone voice. The teenager is a 5'5-feet-tall, 17-year-old Girl with black eyes, long red hair that is pulled up into a short ponytail, thin black eyebrows, a big nose, a sharp chin, B-Cup Breasts, Caucasian Skin, a thin build, a big thick ass, and her outfit consists of a bright pink tank-top, long white capri-pants, and black slip-on shoes. Her name is Summer Smith, Jerry and Beth's Daughter, Morty's Older Sister, and Rick and Leslie's Granddaughter/Niece.

"Okay, first off, Leslie, the reason why I don't allow you to wolf down your food is because we Humans eat with manners," Beth says curtly as it was now Leslie's turn to roll her eyes. "Second, Summer? Stop being so overdramatic," Beth says as Summer scoffed and crossed her arms. "Third, Morty, are you getting sick again? I told you not to practice-kiss the living room pillow. The dog sleeps on it." Beth says worriedly as Morty lifted his head, clearly exhausted, and wipes away the food from his face.

"I wasn't kissing a pillow, Mom. I just didn't get a lot of sleep last night. Maybe my dreams were just too loud or something."

"Or maybe you were out all night again with Grandpa Rick, Leslie, and Marc." Summer says with a sly grin as Jerry and Beth were surprised by what she said as Marc, Leslie, and Rick were surprised/annoyed by her being a tattle tell as Morty was too tired to care.

"Snitch." A glaring Leslie says while sticking out her tongue at her as Summer immaturely did the same.

"Don't be a hypocrite, Leslie." Rick chastises as Leslie turned to give him a blank glare. "What?"

"Okay, wait, Beth? Aren't we going to talk about the fact that, once again, Rick took Morty out all night on one of his crazy adventures?" A stern Jerry asked as Ben held out her hand.

"Now, calm down, Jerry. I'm sure that Dad has a reasonable explanation. Right, Dad?" Beth asked Rick, who shrugged as he continued eating.

"What? So everyone's supposed to sleep every single night now? You realize that nighttime makes up half of all time, right?"

"Damn it!" Jerry screamed while slamming his hands onto the table as Beth turned to glare at him.

"Jerry!"

"Beth!"

"Leslie!" A beaming Leslie yelled as Jerry and Beth turned to glare at her in annoyance and confusion, causing her to pout a bit as she looks down. "I-I just wanted to fit in..." Leslie says sadly as Marc rubbed her hair to comfort her.

"Oh my god, my parents are so loud, I want to die." Summer says with the same monotone from before as Marc stopped comforting Leslie to place a thoughtful hand on his chin.

"I wonder if there really is a God," Marc says curiously as Rick stops his eating to shake his head at the Teenagers.

"Mm, there is no God, Kids. You gotta rip that band-aid off now. You'll thank me later."

"I like to believe that God exists," Leslie says with a cheerful smile as Rick sighs in disappointment.

"I raised you wrong, Leslie, and I'm sorry about that," Rick says apologetically as an annoyed Jerry turned to glare at him.

"Okay, with all due respect, Rick-What am I talking about? What respect is due? How is my son supposed to pass his classes if you keep dragging him off for a high-concept Sci-Fi rigamarole?!" Jerry says as Rick raised an eyebrow at the word 'Sci-Fi rigamarole', but said nothing about that as he wiped his mouth with a napkin and turned to him.

"Listen, Jerry. I-I-I don't want to overstep my bounds or anything. It's your house. It's your world. You're a real Julius Caesar, but I'll tell you something about how I feel about school, Jerry. It's a waste of time."

"Oh, here we go," Leslie says while rolling her eyes as Jerry stares at Rick incredulously.

"I'm serious. School's a bunch of people running around, bumping into each other. G-guy up front says, 'two plus two', and the people in the back say, 'four', and then the—the bell rings, and they give you a carton of milk and a piece of paper that says you can go take a dump or something. I mean, it's not a place for smart people, Jerry, and I know that's not a popular opinion, but it's my two cents on the issue. It's why I don't have Leslie go to school...you know, besides the obvious." Rick says while gesturing at Leslie's alien body as she groans.

"But Dad, I always wanted to go to school. It seems fun."

"No, nope, trust me, it's not fun. Not at all." Rick says while shaking his head as Marc hums.

"Well, while school may not be fun, its purpose is to help Kids provide social skills and learn the basics of the world. Leslie going to school can help her learn to be more Human."

"See? Even Marc thinks that I should go to school." Leslie says as Rick narrowed his eyes at her.

"Well, I'm your Father, and I think you shouldn't. You're already smarter than everyone there, and you know actual important stuff that you will never learn in that ill-educated establishment." Rick says as Leslie sighs sadly, but didn't say anything as he then stood up from his chair and made his way over to place his hand on Beth's shoulder. "This was a good breakfast, Beth. You really made the crap out of those eggs. I wish your mother was here to eat them." Rick says while giving Beth a kiss on her forehead as he then walks away.

"Oh, dad…" A heartwarmed Beth says while placing her hands over her chest and teared up in happiness as Jerry looks completely flabbergasted by this scene.

"What? For real?" A disbelief Jerry asked just as Morty's face slammed into his plate again as he began sleeping. An hour later, we cue to Morty and Marc's School, which was named Harry Herpson High School as they were currently residing inside a classroom in their respective seats with their Teacher currently teaching his class as he was a 5'6-feet-tall, 48-year-old African-American Man with black eyes, black balding hair, a big stumpy nose with a black mustache, a fat double chin, Brown Skin, a chubby fat build, and his outfit consists of a yellow v-neck sweater with an orange undershirt, a gray tie, long blue jeans, and brown shoes. His name is Harold Goldenfold, Morty and Marc's Math Teacher at Harry Herpson High School.

"Alright, now, everybody, get settled." Mr. Goldenfold says, forcing everyone to be quiet as Marc and his fellow classmates turned to their Teacher. "Now, look, we're gonna be dealing with some real serious stuff today. You might have heard of it. It's called math. And without it, none of us would even exist, so let's jump right in. Two plus two."

"Four." Marc and his fellow classmates said in unison while Morty was too busy staring at the Teenage Girl sitting in front of him with hearts in his eyes. The Teenager is a 5'5-feet-tall, 15-year-old Girl with black eyes that have three pairs of black eyelashes attached to them, shoulder-length orange hair, a small nose, a sharp chin, C-Cup Breasts, Caucasian Skin, a slender build, a bubbly ass, and her outfit consists of a pale cyan hairband that pushed back her hair, a short-sleeved form-fitting periwinkle polo that was slightly unbuttoned, a box-pleated mauve miniskirt, pale cyan mid-calf socks, and plain white loafers. Her name is Jessica, a popular student at Harry Herpson High School and Morty's Crush.

"Jessica..."

"Five plus five."

"Ten."

"Jessica," Morty says, a little too loudly, as Jessica hears Morty and looks back confusedly, not knowing who's saying her name as she then shrugged and went back to the lesson.

"Okay, good. It's time for the quiz."

"Awwwwww." Marc and the others groaned in annoyance as Mr. Goldenfold glared at all of them.

"Yeah, you know what?! Aw, too bad! Tough! First row, take one! Pass it back to me! The stakes are high in this room! There's crucial things happening here every day. People getting smarter. Some of y'all getting dumber. Some of y'all ain't gonna see 3:00 O'Clock," Mr. Goldenfold screamed while pulling out a stack of Pop Quizzes as he hands them to his students and a googly-eyed Morty was surprised to see the Pop Quiz being shoved into his face as he grabbed it and stares down at the Quiz, which was so simple and easy that an 8-year-old can answer it, but unfortunately for Morty, his lack of sleep and exhaustion caught up to him as the Teenage Boy proceeds to slam his head down on the desk and started dreaming as Morty appeared in some type of Dream World filled with large number-shaped blocks as, before he could react, Jessica steps out from behind some of the numbers.

"Hi, Morty~," Jessica says with a seductive tone as she walks over to him.

"Whoa, hi, Jessica-,"

"Can I show these to you?" Jessica interrupted as she opens her shirt and revealed her breasts to him.

"Wow. Th-they're both great. Thank you!" An excited, shocked Morty says as Jessica leans in with a lustful smirk on her face.

"You know what I named these? My little Morties~,"

"Uh, that's flattering...and a little weird," Morty says with a nervous laugh as he rubs the back of his neck.

"Do you know what I want you to do with them?" Morty asked with a raised eyebrow as Jessica shakes her head with a giggle.

"Rename them?"

"Squeeze them. Manhandle them. Give them the business. See if you can shuffle them. I mean, really get in there and knock them around. No wrong answers~," Jessica says with a sultry tone and a blush on her face as Morty was gobsmacked yet happy with what she said as he raised his shaking hands.

"Wow. Well, okay, Jessica. L-Let's give this a shot." Morty says awkwardly as he walks over to grab her breasts and starts fondling her as Jessica bites her lip and moans as she blushed harder.

"Mm. Oh, Morty. What are you doing to me~?"

"Uh, I-I'm just doing my best," Morty mumbled under his breath as we cue back to the real world and see that class has ended as everyone was getting out of class but couldn't help but snicker under their breaths at the sight of a sleeping Morty fondling Mr. Goldenfold's chest.

"Morty! What are you doing to me?!"

"Ah, Jessica~,"

"Morty!"

"Jessica..."

"...Five more minutes of this, and I'm gonna get mad." Mr. Goldenfold says while leaning back as he bites his lip. "Not my fault this is happening."

"But it's your fault for letting it happen, you pedo." A glaring Marc says while appearing behind Mr. Goldenfold, who flinched and stepped aside nervously as Marc rolled his eyes before reaching over to grab a sleeping Morty by his shoulder and started dragging him out of the classroom as he mumbled something about 'boobies'. After waking up Morty and the Boys went to their next class, we now see Rick's Sidekick standing near his locker as he was taking out his notebooks for the next class and closed the locker as Morty was about to leave, only to flinch in surprise as his bully, Frank Palicky, appeared in front of him.

"Well, well, well."

"Uh, morning, Frank-Oof!" Morty says before grunting in pain as Frank zooms over to pin him against the locker and glares at him.

"Morning? What was what is that supposed to mean? Are you making fun of me? Are you trying to say my family's poor?" Frank asked with a glare while taking out a pocket knife as he points it at a sweating Morty's neck.

"O-Oh, geez, F-Frank. I-I don't know if a k-knife is necessary." A heavily scared and trembling Morty says as, unknown to the duo, Marc walked past the hallway and saw the confrontation as he narrowed his eyes and started walking forward. "I-I mean, you know, y-you kind of had things handled w-without it.

"You telling me how to bully now?! Big mistake, Morty, and now I'm gonna cut you 'cause my family's rich!" Frank screamed with mad eyes as he reared back his arm to stab Morty but stopped as Marc appeared behind him and grabbed his arm.

"Would you care to repeat that, you son of a bitch?!" Marc asked with a glare while pulling Frank towards him as he delivered a powerful punch across his face, sending him flying back as he crashed against the lockers.

"Argh! What was-Oof!" Frank says confusedly before grunting in pain as Marc karate chopped him on the neck before delivering a mighty elbow strike against his stomach, taking the wind out of him as Marc then reached out to grab his arm and proceeds to judo flipped him onto the ground as he placed his foot on his chest.

"Okay, asshole, I will give you a warning. Leave Morty alone, or else, you understand?" Marc asked while twisting Frank's arm backwards as he grunted in pain. "I said, do...you...un...der...stand?" Marc asked while slowly twisting Frank's arm with each word and was close to breaking his arm as tears run down the Bully's eyes and screamed in pain as he nodded.

"O-Okay, okay! I promise to not bully Morty anymore! I promise!" Frank pleaded like the little bitch that he really is as Marc smirked approvingly and nodded.

"Good...also, if you're lying, I'll break the other one."

"The other wha-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Frank says before screaming in pain as Marc proceeds to break his arm and lets go of it, allowing Frank to wail and moan in sorrow on the floor as Marc then turned to Morty.

"You okay?" Marc asked Morty, who understandably panicked a bit by what he said but nodded to him anyway, thankful for his help as, after Frank was able to recover from having his arm broken, the Rich Bully shakily got up from the floor and glared over at a seemingly distracted Marc as he was about to charge over to try and stab him, but stopped as a big stream of fire appeared and covered his body, causing Frank to scream in agony and ran around like crazy, startling Morty and Marc as they were surprised to see Rick and Leslie running in with the Old Scientist pulling out a Freeze Ray as he pressed the trigger and fired a blue beam that impacted against a burnt Frank, freezing him in place as Rick turned to a shocked Morty and Marc.

"There you are, Boys. Listen to me. I got an errand to run in a whole different planet. I need your and Leslie's help."

"Oh, geez, Rick. W-w-what'd you and Leslie do to Frank?" Morty asked nervously as Leslie beamed excitedly.

"Oh, I burned that bastard for trying to attack you guys," Leslie says with a sweet smile as Rick nodded.

"Yeah, and I froze him to shut him up before he draws any unnecessary attention. Now listen, I need your help, Guys. I mean, we got...we got to get get the hell out of here and go take care of business. It's important."

"Uh, Rick? I don't think Morty can afford to leave school again. You know, on the account of his grades." Marc says worriedly as Leslie nodded.

"Yeah, I mean, why can't only Marc and I help you out? Or if you want, only Marc can help you, and I will stay with Morty to attend school?" Leslie asked hopefully as Rick shakes his head.

"No, no, no. I need all of your help on this one. Do the three of you have any concept of how much higher the stakes get out there? Do you think I can just do it all by myself? Come on!"

"Aw, geez. Okay. I guess I can skip history. What about Frank? I mean, shouldn't you unfreeze him and treat his burns?" Morty asked worriedly as Rick shrugged carelessly.

"Eh, I'll do it later, Morty. He'll be fine. Let's go." Rick says while he and the others turned around to run away...but then a grinning Marc appeared as he tilts Frank forward while uttering a small 'Whoops' as he drops to the ground and shatters into a million pieces, dying as Marc walks off just as a bored Summer appeared as she walks past Frank's shattered remains and didn't think much of it as the Red-Headed Girl continued walking towards her next class.

"Scalpel," Beth asked with a serious expression on her face as we cue over to the St. Equis Hospital and see the Young Blonde-Haired Woman currently doing open heart surgery on a horse as she wore doctor's clothes.

"Scalpel." Beth's Co-Worker says while handing her the scalpel as Beth continued working on the horse's heart but got distracted a bit when Jerry suddenly enters the room.

"Knock, knock~,"

"Jerry?" A surprised Beth asked as Jerry walked over to her.

"My manager gave me an hour for lunch, and I thought, 'Hey, why not swing by where your Wife works?'," Jerry says with a smile as the beeping from the medical equipment speeds up.

"We're losing him." A random Doctor says as Beth casually adjusts the horse's organs. "Okay, he's back."

"Jerry, please tell me you're here for an incredibly urgent reason." An annoyed Beth says as Jerry casually leans against a very important and expensive machine.

"Well, it's lunch. I mean, it's one of three meals that have existed for millennia." Jerry says with a shrug as the beeping speeds up again.

"Losing him." The Doctor says as Beth adjusts the organs again. "Stabilized."

"Okay, I only ask, Jerry, because, as you know, my job involves performing heart surgery," Beth says pointedly with a passive-aggressive tone as Jerry gave her an unimpressed look and scoffs.

"Well, yeah, on horses..."

"Excuse me?" Beth asked with a fierce glare while briefly taking her hands out of the Horses body to reveal her bloody hands and the very sharp scalpel she was holding as a nervously scared Jerry raised his hands in surrender and took a couple of steps back.

"Okay, Let's not rehash that fight. I sense that you're busy and will now be on my way." Jerry says while not so casually pulling out two pamphlets and dropping them down onto the ground. "Whoa! What is this on the floor?" Jerry says while faking a surprised tone as he bends down to grab the pamphlets. "Some kind of literature for a really nice-looking nursing home and orphanage. Hey, honey, crazy idea, bad pitch, let's put your Dad and his...eccentric Daughter there. Let's put your Dad in a nursing home and his Daughter in an orphanage, hopefully, ones VERY far away from us." Jerry says as Beth stopped what she was doing to slowly turn to glare at him angrily, and the equipment starts beeping faster again.

"We're losing him." The Doctor says as Beth turned to him sharply with a maniac expression on her face.

"Hey, Tom! We know when we're losing him! WE CAN HEAR THE FUCKING BEEPS!"

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"There she is, Kids," Rick says as we fast forward in time and see the Gang residing inside an empty alleyway as the Old Scientist pulled out his Portal Gun, which was a metal grey gun-like controller with a black dial with a red-green LED display as Rick then pressed the trigger on the device and fired a green gooey blast that impacted against the wall as an opaque green portal appeared. "All right, Guys, let's do this. 20 Minutes Adventure, tops."

"Yeah, I doubt that, Daddy." An amused Leslie says with Marc nodding in agreement while Morty bit his lip nervously but followed the others as they all step through the portal, and Leslie and the others gasped in awe as they realized that they were currently residing on some type of bizarre planet and seem to be a really colorful world filled with a yellow sky, green clouds, and rock formations with eyes as this alien planet are filled with several strange-looking creatures and the fauna is very alien-like.

"Oh, man, Rick. What is this place?" A scared Morty asked as Rick spread out his arms.

"This is an alien planet placed far, far, far away from Earth, and this planet got the perfect climate conditions for a special type of tree, Kids, called a Mega Tree, and there's fruit in those trees, and there are seeds in those fruits. I'm talking about Mega Seeds. They're incredibly powerful, and I need them to help me with my research."

"How will they help you with your research?" Marc asked with a raised eyebrow as an annoyed Rick waved his hand around.

"It just will."

"Wait, Mega Seeds? I remember those. Weren't those things supposed to help you with-,"

"Shhhh, shut up!" Rick shushed while waving his hand around frantically as Morty looks around fearfully.

"Oh, man, Guys. I'm looking around this place, and I'm starting to work up some anxiety about this whole thing."

"All right, all right, calm down. Listen to me, Morty." Rick says while walking over to bend down to Mory's eye level as he reached over to place his hand on his shoulder reassuringly. "Look, I know that new situations can be intimidating. You're looking around, and it's all scary and different, but, you know, m-meeting them head on, charging right into them like a bull, that's how we grow as people. I'm no stranger to scary situations. I deal with them all the time."

"Yeah, and not just him, but we also deal with these kinds of things all of the time. I mean, I may look small and helpless to you, but I'm a powerful alien that can burn everything, including steel." Leslie says with a proud smirk.

"And I'm a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will, Morty. I once killed three men in a bar with a pencil, a fucking pencil." Marc says with a serious glare as Rick nodded.

"See, Morty? You're with the Smartest Man in the Multiverse, a powerful alien dragon child, and one of the deadliest mercenaries in the universe. We will be able to protect you." Rick says with a warm smile as Morty smiled back and nodded. "So if you just stick with us, Morty, we're gonna be-HOLY CRAP! KIDS, RUN!" Rick says soothingly before his eyes widened in pure shock and horror at the sight of a gigantic alien monster appearing behind them as Rick, and a surprised, startled Morty, Leslie, and Marc turned around to run away. "I HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT THING BEFORE IN MY LIFE! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HELL IT IS! WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE, GUYS! IT'S GONNA KILL US! WE'RE GONNA DIE! WE'RE GONNA FUCKING DIE, GUYS!" Rick screamed in complete and total fear of the Monster, who chased after them as Morty screamed in fright while Marc gritted his teeth warily as Leslie, however, spread out her arms and wings as she smiled widely and cheered as the Alien Monster closed in on them and was about to eat the group, but then stopped as a big energy blast flew out and cut through the Alien Monster's head, killing it as it crashed down into the ground, and a surprised Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Marc turned around as they spotted three familiar people standing in front of them.

The First Person is a 6'2-feet-tall, 75-year-old mentally/18-year-old physically Glindozian Man with golden eyes, short brown hair, slightly pointy ears, a small nose, a sharp chin, Emerald Green Skin, slightly muscular yet slim build, and his outfit consists of a long dark blue jean jacket with a black shirt underneath, long dark blue jeans, and black shoes. His name is Ragnaros Vex Andrel, the Crowned Prince of the Interstellar Empire.

The Second Person is a 6-feet-tall, 72-years-old mentally/18-year-old physically Glindozian Woman with pale green eyes, long sharp black hair that reaches down to her waist, slightly pointy ears, a small nose, a sharp chin, I-Cup Breasts, Emerald Green Skin, a tall slender hourglass figure, a big thick ass, and her outfit consists of a long-sleeved black jacket with a sleeveless white top underneath, long black jeans, and black shoes. Her name is Oko Linar, Rgnaros's Girlfriend, and warrior.

The Third and Final Person is a 5'10-feet-tall, 107-years-old mentally/27-year-old physically Glindozian Woman with hazel blue eyes, long blonde hair that reaches down to her waist with two bangs covering her eyes lightly, slightly pointy ears, a small nose, a sharp chin, KK-Cup Breasts, Emerald Green Skin, a tall slender build, a perky butt, and her outfit consists of a long-sleeved black shirt with red shoulder pads/chest armor, red arm gauntlets, a red utility belt, long black pants with red kneepads, and red combat boots. Her name is Kashi Relo, Ragnoras's Bodyguard.

"Ragnoras? Oko? Kashi?"

"Hey, Guys," Ragnoras says with a smirk as his bodyguard Kashi cocked her alien weapon before putting it away as a blushing Morty waved at her and Oko nervously.

"Wow, it's so good to see you guys. Thanks for saving our butts back there." A beaming Leslie says as Rick scoffed and crossed his arms.

"Yeah, right after I was about to save our asses. Oh, and hey, Kashi, what's up?" Rick asked while trying to act cool as he stared at Kashi with a blush on his face as she smiled and waved at him.

"Hi, Rick," Kashi says as Rick blushed harder and looked away with a grinning Leslie elbowing him, knowing that her Father had a crush on her, as Morty then composed himself and glanced up at his Grandfather.

"Grandpa Rick, who are they?"

"Yeah, I'm curious to know as well," Marc said as Rick composed himself and turned to them.

"Oh, yeah. Kids, these are a couple of Friends that Leslie and I made a while back. This is Ragnoras Vex Andrel. He is the Crowned Prince of the Interstellar Empire. That Woman over there is called Oko Linar. She's his Girlfriend, and that beautiful Woman over there is named Kashi Relo. She's his Bodyguard."

"Ragnoras and the Girls, these are Morty and Marc, Dad's Grandson and our Neighbor that we had befriended a while back," Leslie says as Ragnoras smiles and nods.

"Ah, then it's very good to meet you both."

"Likewise. If it's not too much to ask, but what are all of you doing here?" Marc asked curiously as Morty was too busy staring at the Alien Women to say anything as he blushed heavily and chuckled goofily.

"Oh, well, you see, Ragnoras was able to find this strange plant that can only be find on this Federation Planet," Oko says while briefly pulling out a small container that held a purple glowing plant inside as she then hid it. "It's a bit risky for us to be here, but we need the plant for our special project, so we decided to risk it for the buscuit, but uh, we ran into a little trouble," Oko says with a nervous laugh as Kashi nodded.

"Yeah, our ship had broken down when we landed on this planet, so we have been stranded for a couple of hours now," Kashi says as Leslie perks up and was about to open up her mouth but was cut off by an eager Rick as he stepped forward.

"Well, if you want, I can portal you guys home after we're done with our little adventure."

"Really? Wow, that sounds so great, Rick. Thanks." Kashi says while going over to hug Rick, who blushed again as he grinned and hugged her back while making sure to get a handful of her ass.

"Rick..." Kashi says with a playfully angry tone as Rick grinned and separated from her as he turned around.

"Yeah, yeah, I know. Now, come on, let's go and find those Mega Seeds." Rick says while walking forward as Leslie and the others followed after her.

"I am not putting my Father in a Nursing Home! Nor am I placing his Daughter in an orphanage!" An angry Beth screamed as we see her and Jerry arguing with each other in her office. "My Dad just came back into my life, and you want to grab him and stuff him under a mattress like last month's Victoria's Secret?!"

"I told you I was ordering you something for Valentine's Day!" Jerry screamed defensively as Beth rolled her eyes and crossed her arms. "More importantly, your Father is a horrible influence on our son," Jerry asked as, before Beth could retort, the door to her office was opened, and a young and handsome doctor named Davin appeared.

"Everything cool in here, Beth?"

"It's fine, Davin," Beth stated deadpannedly as David nodded with a sleazy smirk on his face.

"Okay, cool. You know, we did something great today. There's nothing more noble and free than the heart of a horse." Davin says passionately before a blank-faced Jerry shuts the door closed as he turned to glare at his Wife.

"Since we're fighting, if you ever have an affair with that guy, I will come to the hotel room and blow my brains out all over your naked bodies."

"Okay, ignoring that," Beth says dryly while rolling her eyes as she gave him a serious glare. "Look, I appreciate the stress you're under, but Morty was having trouble in school way before my Dad moved in, and the only influence I can see Rick having is that, for the first time in his life, Morty has a friend."

"But what about Leslie? Don't you hate her?"

"I do, but Dad loves her to bits. If I have her go away, Dad will most likely hate me forever." Beth says with a bitter frown, clearly jealous of Leslie being closer to their Dad as, before Jerry could speak up, the phone starts ringing, and Beth went over to answer it. "Hello? Who is this?"

"Hello? Mrs. Smith? This is Principal Vagina, no relation. I wonder if you and Morty's father might be able to have a chat with me this afternoon."

"Uh, sure, we can do that," Beth says with a worried raised eyebrow as she hangs up the call and turned to explain to her Husband what's going on.

"Oh, Guys, take a deep breath." A grinning Rick says as we see him, Morty, Leslie, Marc, Ragnoras, Oko, and Kasi walking through the planet as the Old Scientist breathes in an exaggerated manner while spreading out his arms. "Breathe in that surprisingly breathable air for us Humans, except for Marc, Ragnoras, Oko, Kashi, and whatever the hell Leslie is. Y-You all smell that? That's the smell of adventure. That's the smell of-of-of-of a whole different alien planet."

"All right, Rick, look how much longer is this gonna be? Shouldn't Marc and I be back at school by now?" Morty asked with a frown as, after breaking out of his lustful daze due to Oko and Kashi, he started getting scared by the alien planet again.

"Yeah, we already skipped History and Gym Class," Marc added in.

"I always wanted to attend Gym Class. Climbing a rope sounds fun." Leslie says with a longing sigh as Rick turned to the Kids incredulously.

"Are you guys joking with me? I mean, look at all the crazy crap surrounding us. Look at that thing right there." Rick says while pointing ahead as the Gang all spot a weird-looking monster cooing and rolling around on the ground. "What the hell is that thing? Do you think you're gonna see that kind of thing at school? Look at it just lumbering around. It defies all logic, that thing."

"You know, Rick does make a point. You can't see those things in school." Ragnoras pointed out as Leslie pouted and groaned in exaggeration.

"But I always see creepy alien monsters every day. I want to be at a Human School." Leslie says as Rick turned to glare at her sternly.

"And I'm telling you that you're too good for school. Now, enough talking, Kids. We're here." Rick says while they walk up a cliff as he then points down, and the whole Gang spotted a vast forest of alien trees. "You see what we just stumbled upon, Guys? Any idea what that is down there?"

"The Mega Trees, Daddy?" Leslie asked with a raised eyebrow as Rick nodded while ruffling her hair.

"That's right, Little Flamethrower. The Mega Trees with the Mega Fruit on them, and that's what I'm talking about, Morty and Marc. That's where my seeds are. If we would have done what you wanted, I would have never found them because you two are so in love with school. Wanting to go to school and fuck it."

"Crude," Oko says disapprovingly as Zashi giggles amusedly.

"All right, all right. So, what's so special about these seeds, anyways?" An irritated Morty asked as Marc looks equally irritated by what he said.

"You ask a lot of questions, Morty. Not very charismatic. It makes you kind of an under-burps-foot figure." Rick says while narrowing his eyes at Morty as Ragnoras hummed in thought.

"Wait, don't Mega Seeds help with-,"

"Anyway, Morty, take these shoes." Rick interrupted with a nervous sweatdrop while pulling out a pair of gray/yellow technological shoes as he handed them over to Morty. "They're spe-Burp-cial grappling shoes. When you're wearing these things, these babies, you can basically just walk on any surface you want, Morty, up, down, below, turn around to the left. These things really bring it all together."

"Why doesn't Leslie have to wear them?" Morty asked confusedly while putting on the Gravity Shoes as he noticed that Marc and the others pulled out their own pair of Gravity Shoes with them being colored gray/purple, gray/black, gray/pink, and gray/orange, respectively, as they put them on.

"I can fly, so I don't really need them." Leslie says with a proud smirk while flapping her wings as she floated up into the air.

"Yeah, anyway, I want you three to go down there and find all of the Megaseeds that you can find, they are pretty rare to find this time of year."

"That is true, especially since this isn't the season for all of them to grow," Marc added in as Ragnoras nodded.

"Plus, this is not usually where they grow," Ragnoras says as a distracted Morty was walking close to the edge of the cliff.

"Yeah, yeah, I know that I could've waited until it was the season for them to grow and flourish and go to where they usually grow, but I'm too lazy to wait...oh, and Morty? I should warn you that-,"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Morty screamed, interrupting Rick as the Teenage Boy walks off the cliff and plummets to the ground as Morty smashed into the rocks down below.

"MORTY!" Leslie, Marc, Ragnoras, Oko, and Kashi screamed worriedly as, after turning on their own Gravity Shoes, the Group was quick to make their way to the distressed teenager by flying/running down along the cliff.

"...the shoes aren't automatic, Morty!" Rick screamed while running over to glance down the cliff as he gained a disapproving glare and placed his hands on his hips. "You have to turn them on! The shoes have to be turned on!"

"...the fact is, your son, Morty, has attended this school for a total of seven hours over the last two months." A Bald-Headed Man says to Beth and Jerry as we see the Three Adults making their way through the hallways of Harry Herpson High School. The Man is a 5'8-feet-tall, 70-year-old Male with black eyes, a buzzcut hairdo with his scalp being very light and has tiny black strands of hair on his head, a big pointy nose, wrinkles on his cheeks, a fat double chin, Pale Caucasian Skin, a fat build, and his outfit consists of a short-sleeved high-collard light blue shirt with a dark blue tie, long light brown pants, and orange shoes. His name is Gene Vagina, the Principal of Harry Herpson High School.

"What? Why didn't you notify us?" An incredulous, shocked Beth asked as Gene turned to raise an eyebrow at her confusedly.

"I have been notifying you. Have you not been getting the messages I've been leaving with Morty's grandfather?" Gene asked as Jerry perked up and turned to give his Wife a smug grin.

"Boom! Told you! In your face! He is ruining our child...wait, what am I celebrating?" Jerry asked himself in bewilderment as Beth rolled her eyes at him.

"Yeah, see, I thought something was fishy there because it's usually Morty's grandpa that's taking him out of school," Gene says, causing Jerry to once again glare at his Wife accusingly as he was about to speak up, but then yelped in surprise as he slipped on some ice and crashed down into the ground.

"Whoa, Jerry, you okay?" Beth asked worriedly as she and Gene went over to help Jerry up to his feet.

"Y-Yeah, I just slip on some ice."

"Oh, yeah, I think the Lunch Lady accidentally spilled some ice on the floor, so I ordered her to pick it up. Surprisingly, there was some meat in-between the ice chunks, and they looked fresh, so I told her to serve it during lunch, and it's a good thing too because I invited one of my Students' Moms to Lunch to discuss about her Son, Frank Palicky's, problematic behavior."

"Oh, good to know," Beth says with a shrug as Gene nodded before the Trio turned around to continue walking. Meanwhile, back at the alien planet, we see a moaning and screaming Morty lying on the ground with his legs completely shattered and broken as a concerned Leslie, Marc, Ragnoras, Oko, and Kashi standing around him as Rick can be seen casually walking down the cliff with his own gravity Shoes that were colored gray/green.

"This...is...the...worst...pain!"

"Don't worry, Morty, I will make it all better! I promise!" Leslie yelled reassuringly while grabbing one of Morty's broken legs and twisted them to try and set them straight, but it clearly didn't work since they were already broken as all she did was cause Morty even more pain. "Or maybe it's this way...or this way...or this way-,"

"Leslie, for fuck's sake, stop!" Ragnoras screamed sternly while stopping Leslie from continuously twisting Morty's broken leg as Rick appeared.

"Morty, oh, you really d-did a number on your legs right now. You know, you got to turn the shoes on, Morty, for them to work. Yeah, look, the others and I turned our Gravity Shoes on, and we had virtually no problem getting down here. It was a leisurely breeze...you know, maybe in hindsight, I should've had Leslie fly you down since you don't seem to quite get the concept of turning on a device-,"

"I'm in a lot of pain, Rick!" An agonized Morty screamed before moaning in delight as Kashi bend forward, and her breasts hovered over his face as he giggled.

"Yeah, I can see that..." Rick says while staring down at Morty's broken legs with a big sweatdrop on his head. "...but do you think you'll still be able to help Leslie and Marc col-Burp-lect my seeds, Morty?"

"Rick, come on, man, do you really think that Morty is in the state to help us right now?" An incredulous, glaring Marc asked as Leslie nodded.

"Yeah, just look at these pathetic legs," Leslie says while reaching down to grab onto Morty's legs as she twisted them around rapidly.

"Stop that!" A glaring Oko yelled at Leslie, who smiled at her sheepishly as she lets go of Morty's legs.

"M-Marc's right! I mean, are you kidding me, Rick?! That's it! That's the last straw! I can't believe this! I'm sitting here with both of my legs broken, and while Marc and the others are here worried because of my broken legs and Leslie is busy playing with them, you're still asking me about getting those seeds!? Ooh! Ow! Oh! Y-Y-You're a monster. Y-You're like Hitler, but-but even Hitler cared about Germany or something!" Mory ranted furiously as Rick rolled his eyes and pulled out his Portal Gun.

"Okay, hold on just a second, Morty. Come on, Leslie." Rick says while walking over to grab Leslie by her arm as he opens a Dimensional Green Portal, and the Duo stepped through it, and the portal disappeared shortly after.

"Ooh! Ohh! Ooh! Hnngh! Hoo! Ooh! Ohh! Aaaaagh! Oooooh!" Morty moaned in pain as he continued lying on the ground to suffer for a few seconds with Marc, Ragnoras, Oko, and Kasi awkwardly trying to comfort the poor teenage boy from his agony as the Dimensional Green Portal appeared again, and Rick and Leslie walked through it as the Old Crazy Scientist pulled out a small device and proceeds to inject Morty's legs with the medicine, healing them to perfection as Morty and the others were surprised by this. "Ooh, Ohh, Ooh. Wow, Rick. That stuff just healed my broken legs instantly. I mean, I've never felt so good in my life. Thank you." Morty says with a smile while standing up as he bounced around to test out his newly healed legs.

"Don't worry about it, Morty. Just help Leslie and Marc get these seeds, all right, buddy?"

"Sure thing, Rick. Come on, guys, let's go." Morty says while turning on his Gravity Shoes as the Duo nods with Leslie taking flight and flew off to collect some Mega Fruits as Morty and Marc used their Gravity Shoes to climb up some shoes to collect some as well.

"Hey, where did you go anyway, Rick?" A curious Ragnoras asked as Rick smiled at her.

"I'm happy that you asked, Ragnoras. You see, what just happened there is that Leslie and I went into a future dimension with such advanced medicine that they had broken-leg serum at every corner drugstore."

"Yeah, that stuff was all over the place, Guys. Right next to the Cure rfor Cancer and the Coronavirus." Leslie says with a cheery smile as she was able to collect some Megafruits.

"Wow, that's pretty crazy, Guys," Morty says after he and Marc was able to collect some Megafruits as they walked over to Rick, who nodded before putting on a somber frown as he lowered his head.

"There's just one problem, Guys. One little hang-up. The dimension that Leslie and I visited was so advanced that they had also halted the aging pro-Burp-cess, and everyone there was young, Kids, and they had been forever. I was the only old person there, Kids. It was like I was some sort of, you know, cele-Burp-brity, walking around. I-I was fascinating to them, and Leslie was as well because, you know, she's a fucking Dragon." Rick says with the Boys listening on curiously as Leslie flew over to land beside them.

"Yeah, the Kids in that dimension were really nice. They allowed me to play with their toys." Leslie says with a giggle as Rick nodded.

"Yeah, and there were a lot of attractive women there, Morty, and they-they-they-they all wanted time with me. I had a lot of fun with a lot of young ladies, and a lot of them had huge titties like Kashi here, and a few of them even looked like her, so I had tons more fun with them."

"Rick..."

"But anyway, here's the problem. Leslie and I spent so much time there that my Interdimensional Portal Device got no charge left, Guys! It's got no charge left!" Rick screamed overdramatically as he shook his Portal Gun around sporadically.

"What?!" A shocked Morty, Marc, Ragnoras, Oko, and Kashi asked in disbelief and horror as a shameful Rick nodded.

"Yeah, it's as good as garbage, Guys! It's not gonna work anymore!"

"This is why I told you to charge your Portal Gun before we left, Daddy," Leslie says scoldingly as Rick turned to glare down at her.

"Well, look, you little Smartass, hindsight is 20/20, but luckily, Marc here brought his Portal Gun, right?"

"Actually, I left it at school in my locker."

"...Okay, yeah, we're fucked." Rick says with a shrug while pulling out his flask to drink from it as Morty began freaking out.

"Oh, geez, Rick, that's not good. W-what are we gonna do? M-Marc and I have to be back at school right now. How are we gonna get back home?!"

"There are ways to get back home, Morty. It's just gonna be a little bit of a hassle." Rick says as Ragnoras realized what he was talking about and groaned as he closed his eyes.

"Oh, don't tell me, Rick, but are we gonna have to go through-,"

"Yes, we have to go through Galactic Customs," Rick says as Ragnoras and the others, sans Morty, moaned in dismay at this. "So, anyway, Leslie? Morty? You two are gonna have to do me a real solid."

"Uh-oh," Morty asked worriedly as Rick bends down to his eye level and placed his hand on his shoulder as he held up one of the Mega Seeds.

"When we get to customs, I'm gonna need you to take these seeds into the bathroom, and I'm gonna need you to put them waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay up inside your butthole, Morty."

"I-In my butt?!" A bewildered Morty asked as Rick nodded as if it was the most casual thing for a Grandfather to ask his Grandson to do.

"Yeah, put them waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay up inside there, as far as they can fit."

"Oh, geez, Rick. I really don't want to have to do that." A nervous Morty says as Rick shrugged.

"Well, somebody's got to do it, Morty. Th-these seeds aren't gonna get through customs unless they're in someone's rectum, Morty, and they'll fall right out of mine. I've done this too many times, Morty. For Leslie, she can swallow and keep them inside of her stomach safely for a couple of hours, and then poop them out as an egg. Leslie's weird alien stomach is way bigger than a Human's, but she is so tiny, that she can't hide all of the seeds inside of her, and I can't ask her to shove the rest of the seeds up her butt, Morty. She's like my Daughter and 10-,"

"Thirteen, Daddy." A deadpan Leslie says as Rick waved her off.

"Yeah, that, and it's way too gross and inappropriate for me to ask her to do, and Marc can't do it because I don't have the money to pay him to do it."

"And we don't want to do it because it's gross," Ragnoras added in with his Girls nodding in agreement as Marc scoffed.

"Please, I won't do this even if he did pay me to. No amount of money is worth that." Marc says matter-of-factly as Morty twiddles his thumbs around anxiously.

"But Rick-,"

"Look, Morty, you're young. Y-y-you've got your whole life ahead of you, and your anal cavity is still taut, yet malleable. You got to do it for Grandpa, Morty. Y-You've got to put these seeds inside your bu-Burp-tt." Rick pleaded while grabbing his shoulders and shook him around a bit as Marc smirks amusedly.

"I'm so glad I'm not you right now, Morty," Marc says, with Leslie and the others giving him an apologetic look, as Morty glanced down at the six Mega Seeds that they have collected with Leslie being able to hide four of them inside of her body, leaving behind the other two Mega Seeds for Morty to hide in his ass as he moaned in distressed at this.

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"Mmmm mmm mmmmm." Leslie hummed cheerfully as we fast forward in time and cue at the Galactic Customs as we see a smiling Leslie and Morty making their way out of the Bathrooms with the Draconian Girl being able to swallow all of the four Mega Seeds while Rick's Sidekick was forced to shove the Two Remaining Mega Seeds up his ass, much to his discomfort as he was walking upright with a very uncomfortable look on his face as Morty and Leslie made their way towards Rick and the others, who were waiting in line to get through security.

"I can't believe you really did that." A grossed-out Marc said as Morty glared at him in annoyance.

"Oh, he did. I heard him crying in pain and yelling 'Why?' when I was eating my Mega Seeds in the Girls Bathroom."

"Oof, that experience sounded painful." A wincing Oko says while she, Ragnoras, and Kashi were wearing disguises to help blend themselves into the airport without getting seen as they used a special device to make their emerald green skin look more caucasian and also made their ears look smaller to appear Human.

"I don't like it here, Guys. I can't abide by bureaucracy. I don't like being told where to go and what to do. I consider it a violation." Rick says with a glare as Marc nods.

"Same, especially since the Galactic Federation are nothing but Space Nazis," Marc says with Rick nodding in agreement.

"Yeah, the only government that I'm willing to work is the Installer Empire since I made a truce with them."

"Really?" A surprised Marc asked as Ragnoras nodded.

"Oh, yeah, a long time ago. How do you think we know Rick and Leslie?"

"Make sense." Marc says with a shrug as Rick nodded before noticing that Leslie and Morty appeared as he perked up.

"Oh, hey, Kids, were you two able to get those seeds inside of your ass and stomach?" Rick asked hopefully as Leslie nodded with a beaming smile.

"Oh, yes, Daddy, and they were yummy too. I love having your warm seed inside of my stomach. It filled me up greatly."

"...You...You might want to rephrase that, sweetie." A heavily disgusted Ragnoras says with the others nodding in agreement as a moaning Morty rubbed his sore butt.

"Ugh, can we please just get this over with? I mean, these things are pointy. They hurt."

"That means they're good ones. You're a good kid, Morty. You too, Leslie and Marc. Those Mega Seeds are super valuable to my work. You Kids been a huge help to me. I'm gonna be able to do all ki-Burp-nd of things with them. All kinds of scie-Burp-nce."

"Whatever." Morty says with a huff, wanting to get this mess over with as it was only now that he noticed the Empire Gang's Disguises. "Hey, why did you guys changed your skin color?"

"To hide. Like Rick, we're kind of sworn enemies of the Federation, so we have to be extra careful that we are not seen." Oko says as Kashi nodded.

"Yes, if we are caught, they will exterminate us at the spot."

"Especially since I'm the future ruler of the Federation's greatest enemy, so we used this special device to help us blend in." Ragnoras says while lifting up his arm to reveal that he was wearing a cloaking watch with the others wearing the same device as well as Morty nodded in understatement before turning to Rick, Leslie, and Marc with raised eyebrows.

"Hey, wait, why aren't you are guys wearing disguises as well?"

"Don't really care." Rick says with a simple shrug.

"I hate wearing clothes. The only reason that I'm wearing these garments its because your Mother complained about me being naked 24/7, but I refuse to hide my wings. It hurts to hide them." Leslie says while rubbing her wings tenderly.

"And I'm not wearing my Mercenary Armor, so I won't get caught." Marc explained as Morty nodded just as he and the others walked through the line as various Alien Beings had gone through security with a Gromflomite, a giant alien humanoid bug, letting them through as the Gang reached them.

"Okay, next through, except you two. You five go over there." The Gromflomite says while talking to Morty, Leslie, Ragnoras, Oko, and Kashi as he pointed over at a strange-looking machine.

"Wait, why do they have to go over there?" Rick asked with a suspicious glare as he and the others sweated nervously.

"Random check. Those Kids have to go through the new machine."

"What new machine? What can it do?" Kashi asked with a raised eyebrow.

"It's a new machine. It detects stuff all the way up your butt and also allows you to see inside someone's stomach, no matter how big it is...oh, and it will also break any kind of cloaking device on their person. No matter how well hidden or advance."

"...Leslie! Use fireball!" Rick commanded sharply as the Draconian Child nodded with a smirk.

"Leslie-Chu!" Leslie screamed while rearing back her head as she fired a massive wave of fire that not only incinerated the Gromflomite to ashes but also blew up the security area and killed a bunch of aliens as the remaining survivors ran around in shock and fear.

"EVERYONE RUN! RUN!" Rick screamed while grabbing a scared Morty as he and the others darted for the exit.

"Red alert! Red alert!" One of the surviving Gromflomites screamed as the alarms around the area began flashing red, and a team of Gromflomites appeared as they started chasing after Leslie and the others.

"Yay! Another chase! I love these!" Leslie cheered while spreading out her arms and smiling widely as Rick and the others, however, were too busy screaming and panicking to notice this as Rick and Ragnoras worked together to push over a giant capsule with an alien fetus as it smashed into some Gromflomites, killing them as the Gang ran passed an alien that was smoking some hookah and Morty and Kashi accidentally inhales the smoke from the alien drug as they then coughs up two life forms from the smoke and the lifeforms start running through the Glarp Zone as they go through the entire aging process from developing fetus to a decomposing corpse, over the course of three seconds as Morty screamed in shock and fear by what he has seen.

"Don't think about it!" Rick screamed while reaching out to cover a horrified Morty's eyes as the Gang turn a corner and ran forward, only to stop as they reached a dead end and the Gromflomites appeared as they aimed their blasters at them and were about to shoot, but then Oko reacted quickly as she went over to grab Leslie and held her out like a gun as Ragnoras's Girlfriend began pulling on her tail, causing the Draconian Child to fire multiple small fireballs that impacted against several Gromflomites, burning a hole into their chests and killing them as a worried Morty then got an idea and activated his Gravity Shoes as he started running up the wall.

"Ooh! Oh, nice, Morty!" Rick complimented while turning on his Gravity Shoes with Marc and the others doing the same as they climbed up the wall and appeared beside Morty as Leslie lay on Oko's head. "The student becomes the teacher!" Rick says with a proud grin before he and the others flinch in surprise as the remaining Gromflomites appeared and flew up into the air with the help of their wings as they aimed their blasters at them.

"Cheese it!" Kashi screamed as the Gang nodded and turned around to run through the equipment on the ceiling with the help of their Gravity Shoes as they then leaped up into the air, and Rick, Morty, Marc, Ragnoras, Oko, and Kashi was quick to latch onto Leslie by her limbs as she spread out her wings and flapped them rapidly as the Draconian Child flew them across the Alien Airport with the help of her Superhuman Speed and Strength as Leslie ducked and weaved to avoid the numerous laser blasts heading near them before the Group was able to arrive near an entrance on the wall as Leslie lets go of the Gang.

"Oko and I are going to type in the coordinates to Planet Earth! Leslie, go over and sabotage the portal so that they can't track us down!" Rick screamed while he and the others ran/flew through the entrance and ran past a hallway as they arrived at what seemed to be a large glowing blue teleporting portal planted on the wall. "Marc, Morty, Ragnoras, and Kashi? Cover us!" Rick yelled while walking over to the Portal Computer as Leslie made her way over to the blue portal and began sabotaging it.

"Gotcha. We'll cover for you, Rick." Ragnoas says with a serious nod while pulling out an alien weapon as Kashi did the same, and Marc pulled out his Colt Python weapon as he then pulled out a random ray gun and tossed it over to Morty, who stared down at it in shock and fear as he bit his lips nervously.

"Oh, man! I mean, you know, I-I don't want to shoot nobody, Guys!"

"Morty, in case you didn't realize it, we are in BIG trouble here! We don't have time for you to mess around, so be a man and open fire on the enemy!" Marc ordered while he, Ragnoras, and Kashi went over to duck behind cover and open fire on the Gromflomites as Rick briefly turned towards a trembling Morty.

"Don't worry, Morty! They're just robots! It's okay to shoot them! They're robots!" Rick yelled reassuringly as Morty bit his lip but nodded as he made his way over to duck behind a cover beside Kashi and nervously raised his ray gun as he fired an energy blast that flew over to collide against a Gromflomite, blowing his leg off and making blood gush out as he drops down in pain.

"Aaaaah! My leg is shot off!"

"Glenn's bleeding to death! Someone call his wife and children!" A second Gromflomite screamed while walking over to try and tend Glenn's wounds as a horrified Morty turned to his Grandfather.

"They're not robots, Rick!"

"It's a figure of speech, Morty! They're bureaucrats! I don't respect them! Just keep shooting, Morty!"

"Yeah, you have no idea what prison is like here! They will experiment on you for fun!" Ragonars screamed concernedly while firing some energy blasts into the air as Morty trembled anxiously but joined in on the fight by shooting down some Gromflomite while accidentally killing some innocent bystanders due to never using a weapon before as Marc spots this and was about to tell Morty to stop shooting when suddenly one of the Gromflomites was able to blow off his head, seemingly killing Marc as Morty screamed in fright while Rick, Ragnoras, Oko, and Kashi ignored it for the moment as Leslie, however, perked up and momentarily stop what she was doing to gasp in awe.

"Ooh, bloody confetti." An amazed Leslie says before going back to her work as Morty stared at her, deeply disturbed by what she said, but didn't have time to speak up about it as Marc's skin turned blue and quickly regenerated his head as he groaned in annoyance.

"Ugh, great, now I'm going to have a headache," Marc says with a glare, mildly irritated with what just happened as he heard what Leslie said and felt concerned for her mental health, no doubt Rick is the culprit for that, but then his attention as brought over the shooting Gromflomites and grows angry at them as Marc cocked his weapon with a crazed grin on his face. "Eat dirt, space Nazis! AHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA!" Marc screamed while laughing like a maniac as he began firing multiple laser blasts into the air, killing numerous Gromflomites as Rick and Ragnoras and his Girls snorted in amusement at what he said while Morty was shocked as Leslie was confused since she doesn't know what a Nazi is.

"Holy crap! This is insane!" A stunned Morty says, unable to bear through this adventure anymore as, thankfully, Rick and Oko were able to hack into the Portal Computer and set the coordinates to their planet as the Old Scientist turned to his team.

"Come on, Guys! We got to get the hell out of here!" Rick screamed while reaching out to grab Morty by the back of his shirt as he drags them over to the portal and leap through it as Marc, Ragnoras, Oko, and Kashi was quick to follow after them and jumped through the portal as a grinning Leslie was able to finish sabotaging the machine and playfully threw out a fiery kiss at the surviving Gromflomites before jumping backwards as Leslie phase into the portal just as the machine began overheating and glowed brightly as, before anyone could react, the portal blew up and killed all of the remaining Gromflomites as, thankfully, the portal was contained enough to not blow up the rest of the Galactic Customs.

"...so, I was thinking of having a party and-Whoa!" Jessica says to her Friends as we cue over to the Harry Herpson High School and see everyone enjoying their lunch at the Cafeteria while noticing that their burgers had a weird yet delicious new taste, most likely because of the pieces of meat that were thawed out from the ice chunks as, before anyone could react, a Universal Blue Portal appeared in the room and Rick, Morty, Marc, Ragnoras, Oko, Kashi, and Leslie flew through it as they landed down on the table from where Jessica and her friends were eating. "Wow, did you Guys just come into the Cafeteria through a portal?" A surprised yet intrigued Jessica asked Morty, who blushed lightly as he and the others stood up from the table and jumped off it as they landed on the ground.

"Uh, yeah. Well, you know, my-my Ferrari's in the shop. Ha, ha, just kidding."

"You're Morty, right?" Jessica asked curiously as Morty nodded nervously.

"Yeah, I-,"

"Oh, hey, Morty, look! It's that girl that you like and keep moaning her name late at night when everyone is sleeping!" An excited Leslie says while pointing at Jessica, who stared at her in shock as it was now that everyone noticed the little Draconian. "Oh...uh...I come in peace?" Leslie asked awkwardly as everyone immediately screamed in fear and began running around in a panic as Marc sweatdropped a bit.

"Well, this is a predicament."

"I will fix this later," Rick says while grabbing Leslie and Morty's arms as he started dragging them forwards. "For now, we have to get those seeds out of their bodies," Rick says as Marc sighs heavily but nods as the Group were about to leave the Cafeteria but stopped as they noticed a glaring Jerry, Beth, and Principal Vagina standing near the exit.

"Oh, look, honey. It's our son with Albert Ein-douche, Miss Little Dragon Tail, and...and...uh..." Jerry says while unable to come up with an insulting name for Marc as Beth raised an eyebrow at him blankly. "Okay, don't judge me. I'm an angry father, not an improviser."

"Oh...hi, Jerry. Oh, my goodness, Morty! What are you doing out of class?! We talked about this! Your Parents and I are very disappointed in-in this behavior...no? No takers?" Rick asked awkwardly as he noticed that no one was buying his bullshit. "You guys should really not be touching that stuff," Rick says with a glare and crossed arms as we cue over to the Smith House and see a glaring Jerry and Beth taking all of Rick and Leslie's Stuff from the Garage as they were packing them up on a Moving Truck. "It's beyond your reasoning."

"He's not wrong," Marc says with a shrug as Leslie pouted at the sight of Beth placing her bed in a box.

"Awww, man, not my doggy bed. I got that gift from Morty."

"I initially thought Leslie was Rick's pet," Morty whispered to Ragnoras, who nodded in understanding as he, Oko, and Kashi were standing behind the Teenager while no longer wearing their disguises as Beth was making several glances at Ragnoras and Oko longingly with Jerry noticing this as he raised a confused eyebrow.

"Dad, how could you make our Son miss an entire semester of school?!" An angry Beth asked after taking her attention off Ragnoras as she glared at her Father. "I mean, it's not like he's a hot girl! He can't just bail on his life and set up shop in someone else's!"

"Why does that sound oddly specific?" A bewildered Marc asked before shutting up as Beth glared at him as he wisely backs off.

"What are you guys doing with my stuff?" A worried Rick asked as Beth gave him a tentative, nervous look.

"W-We're moving you to a nursing home."

"What?! A Nursing Home!? What are you, nuts?! I'm a freaking genius! I build robots for fun!" A glaring Rick protested while crossing his arms as Jerry scowled at him.

"Well, now you can build baskets and watch Paul Newman movies on VHS and mentally scar the Boy Scouts every Christmas."

"What does that mean?" Beth asked her Husband with a raised eyebrow and crossed arms.

"It's personal..."

"But why do I have to go?" Leslie asked with a pout as Jerry turned to glare down at her.

"You know why, Little Missy. You keep eating all of my charcoal, you won't let me mow my lawn because you keep taking naps outside, and you keep burning me!"

"Not on purpose..." Leslie says with a somber tone as a worried Morty stepped forward.

"Dad, Mom, come on. Rick just needed my help, is all." Morty says as Marc nodded.

"Yeah, and Leslie never means anything she does. She's just learning Earth Customs and all."

"Okay, first of all, Marc? Please stay out of this. This is a family matter, and Morty? Stay out of this. You are obviously not capable of judging these situations on your own." Jerry says to both Marc and Morty as Rick narrowed his eyes and crossed his arms.

"What are you trying to say about Morty? That he's stupid or something?"

"Oh, don't high-road us, dad. You know fully well that Morty is the last child that needs to be missing classes." Beth says with a glare as Ragnoras raised an eyebrow at what she said.

"And what do you mean by that?"

"Yeah, can you be a little bit more specific?" Rick asked while pretending to not know what they were talking about as an annoyed Jerry groaned loudly and facepalmed.

"Oh, for crying out-He's got some kind of disability or something! Is that what you want us to say?!"

"...I do?" Morty asked with a distraught, shocked tone as Jerry and Beth winced as they shared a look and nodded as Morty's Dad stepped forward to bend down to his Son's eye level and place his hand on his shoulder.

"Well, duh doy, son. Look, I love you, Morty, but we both know you're not as fast as the other kids, and if you want to compete in this world, you got to work twice as hard."

"Aw, geez, Dad. Y-you know, that's a lot to drop on a kid all at once..." Morty says, shocked to find out that he has a disability, as Rick suddenly stepped forward and places his hand on his head.

"Morty, t-tell your parents the square root of pi." Rick randomly ordered as Morty frowned.

"Oh, come on, Rick. You know I can't-,"

"The square root of Pi, Morty! Go!" Rick ordered, causing Morty to suddenly stood up straight as his eyes dilated a bit.

"1.77245385...whoa!" Morty says, shocked with what he said as Beth and Jerry shared a surprised look before they pulled out their phones to use their calculator apps to check Morty's answer as they were surprised to see the results.

"Holy crap! He's right!"

"Hey, Morty, tell your Parents the first law of Thermodynamics," Leslie says, being able to catch up to her Dad's plan as Morty once again stood up straight and his pupils dilated again.

"The increment in the internal energy of a system is equal to the increment of heat supplied to the system...wow! I'm so smart!" A beaming Morty says happily as Rick nods while ruffling his head as he then turned to his Daughter and Son-in-Law.

"See? I told you both that school is stupid. It's not how you learn things. Morty's a gifted child just like my little Leslie. He has a special mind. That's why he's my little helper. He's like me. He's gonna be doing great science stuff later in his life. He's too smart for school. He needs to keep hanging out and helping me, Leslie, Marc, and the others."

"Jerry, I don't want whatever's happening here to stop." A stunned Beth says to Jerry, who nodded as he scratched the back of his head awkwardly.

"No, I-I understand. Uh, maybe we overreacted, but Morty still has to keep going to school, and we still have to deal with the Leslie situation." Jerry says stubbornly as Rick thought for a second and glanced over at Morty and Leslie as he then sighed heavily and decided to bite down his pride as the Old Scientist stood up straight.

"Okay, Jerry. You drive a hard bargain, but what am I supposed to do? Say no? You-you really wear the pants around here, and since you're the Man of the house and Leslie and I are guests in your house, I will fix my Daughter's mischievous behavior by having her go to school."

"Wait, really?!" A hopeful and shocked Leslie asked as Rick nodded.

"That's right, my Little Flamethrower. Maybe Marc was onto something about going to school to help you learn social norms. By going to school, you will be able to learn Earth Customs and rein in your Dragon Instincts." Rick says while ruffling an excited Leslie's hair as he then turned to Morty. "And this way, Leslie won't bother you all day. Also, Jerry, I just want you to know, between us, from now on, it's gonna be clear communication." Rick says just as the door to the garage opened as Summer popped her head in.

"Hey, guys, want to know something weird? Apparently, Frank Palicky is missing."

"No idea what you're talking about." Rick lied as Summer shrugged.

"Whatevs." Summer says while pulling out a half-eaten burger that she had saved from her School's Cafeteria Lunch as she took a bite out of it. "Mmmm, I don't know why, but this burger is so freaking delicious." Summer says with a moan as she turned around to leave.

"Why do I feel like something horrible happened to him today?" Kashi whispered to the others, who shrugged.

"Okay. Well, uh, Morty, it's your bedtime in an hour. Don't stay up all night again, and Leslie? If you stop eating my bag of coal, then we will be good." Jerry says to Leslie, who nodded as she secretly had her fingers crossed in the back. "This is good, though. This can work. I think we can be a family, and now, Beth, if you'll have me, I would love to have you." Jerry says to Beth with a sultry tone as she glanced over to Ragnoras and Oko before glancing back at Jerry as she puts on a fake smile.

"You know what? Okay." Beth says while turning around to walk out of the garage as Jerry followed after her.

"Holy cow, Rick. I didn't know hanging out with you was making me smarter." A smiling Morty says to Rick, who shrugged as he pulled out a flask and drank from it.

"Full disclosure, Morty? It's not. Temporary superintelligence is just a side effect of the mega seeds dissolving in your rectal cavity."

"Ah, that makes sense," Marc says while Morty pouted in disappointment at the news.

"Why aren't you affected by the Mega Seeds then, Leslie?" Oko asked Leslie, who gave her a cheerful smile as she clasped her hands together.

"Oh, I haven't digested the Mega Seeds yet. Since my stomach is way bigger than a Human's, small food takes a while for me to digest, so I still have the Mega Seeds in my stomach. I will poop them out as an egg later." Leslie says nonchalantly as Rick nodded.

"Yeah, why did you think I had Leslie carry the majority of the Mega Seeds? It's a little backup plan of mine in case all else fails...oh, and Morty? Bad news, once those Mega Seeds wear off, you're gonna lose most of your motor skills, and you're also gonna lose a significant amount of brain functionality for 72 hours, Morty. Starting right about...now."

"Ohhhhhh, man! Oh, geez! Ohh!" Morty screamed in pain while losing consciousness as he drops down to the ground and starts moaning in agony as he began having a seizure and Leslie and the others were quick to go over and try to comfort the poor boy as Rick drank more from his flash.

"I'm sorry, Morty. It's a bummer. In reality, you're as dumb as they come, and I needed those all of those Six Mega Seeds really bad, and I had to give up two of them just to get your parents off my back, so now we're gonna have to go get more! And then we're gonna go on even more adventures after that, Guys, and you're gonna keep your mouths shut about it, Guys, because the world is full of idiots that don't understand what's important, and they'll tear us apart, Guys, but if you stick with me, I'm gonna accomplish great things, Guys, and you're gonna be part of them, and together, we're gonna run around, Guys! We're gonna do all kinds of wonderful things, Guys! Just us together, Guys! Me, Morty, Leslie, Marc, and sometimes Ragnoras, Oko, Kashi, and two others named Dezar and Zenris Soro! The outside world is our enemy, Guys! We're the only friends and family we've got in this fictional, crazy world, Guys! It's just Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Marc! Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Marc and their adventures! Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Marc forever and forever! Me and Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Marc running around, and Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Marc time! All day long, forever! All a hundred days! Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Marc forever! 100 times! Over and over! All 100 years! Every minute! Now, please, leave a review for the Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Marc so that Vgn can get off his ass and continue updating our story so that we can reach 100 chapters! A thousand chapters! A million chapters! Just like the real show, Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Marc Story will live on forever! Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Marc for life, baby!"

~[Stinger]~

"Ah, that felt great." A grinning Jerry says while wearing a white robe as, after having sex with his Wife only once and not really satisfying her in the slightest, we see the smug-faced man making his way to the kitchen to pour himself a drink.

"Oh, hey, Jerry," Marc says while walking into the Kitchen as Jerry stopped what he was doing and turned to him. "I forgot to say something to you earlier.

"What is it, Marc-AAAAAARGGGGGGHHHHH!" Jerry says before screaming in pain as Marc proceeds to kick him in the balls.

"That was for nearly sending Rick and Leslie to a Nursing Home and an Orphanage," Marc says with a sharp glare as he turned around to walk away, leaving behind the whimpering middle-aged man as he crashed down into the ground while clutching his balls as Jerry moaned in pain.

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And done! I hope that you guys enjoyed the new story, and I can't wait to write the next chapter! Anyway, before I go, here are the Voice Actors for the OCs:

a) Leslie Sanchez's Voice Actor: Tara Strong, specifically the voice that she uses for the character Barbara Gordan AKA Batgirl from DC Superhero Girls 2019.

b) Marc Woods's Voice Actor: Freddie Stroma, specifically when he played the character Vigilante in Peacemaker.

Also, I have two things to say before I leave:

1) While I will have Marc paired with Summer, he will be paired with C-131 Summer, not Cronenberg/Summer Prime, for very obvious reasons, and the reason that Marc's skin turned blue is that his mother is a Krootabulan.

2) While I will be making incest jokes here and there, I absolutely refuse to do the episodes dealing with Incest. I have no idea what the hell is wrong with the writers, but Morty and Summer having a Giant Incest Baby is literally the worst thing ever. Here are the episodes that I will skip and replace with OC Chapters: Claw and Hoarder: Special Ricktim's Morty (For being disgusting and boring), The Vat of Acid Episode (For Rick being a petty prick and not in a funny way), Rickdependence Spray (Naruto Smith's Debut, enough said), and Bethic Twinstinct (Disgusting Clonecest).

That's about it. Anyway, as always, I will catch you all later.