"Last time on Total Drama Island, Fifty-four campers including 32 teenagers, 14 kids, 2 monsters, 3 adults, 1 dog, and 1 senior citizen, had arrived at Camp Wawanakwa, were they'll be stay at a crusty old roach infested cabin for the next three months. The campers were divided into two separate teams and their first challenge is to jump off of a high cliff into a shark infested water. Courtney, DJ, Daphne and Beth chickened out and had to wear chicken hats, but sadly, the screaming gophers lost a member Kenny who became shark bait. Ezekiel got on every female campers bad side for his sexist comment, but at the campfire ceremony, it Was Courtney who was the first to walk the dock of shame.
Can the Killer Bass make up for there loss? Or will they lose yet another challenge? Let's find out on Total...Drama…..Island."
The remaining campers were sleeping peacefully in there cabin however that soon came to an end as Chris walked up to the cabins while holding a megaphone and air horn. He blow the air horn into the megaphone, the sound was loud enough for them to all jump out of bed.
"DUDE, ITS SEVEN IN THE MORNING, DO I LOOK LIKE A FARMER TO YOU?" Lashawna yelled to Chris from the window.
"Rise in shine campers! Your next challenge begin's in five minutes, now hurry and get dressed." Chris said in a nasty and sternly tone.
"I really hate that guy." Said Huey.
"Obviously, he's never heard the expression get plenty of sleep." Velma said, feeling groggy.
"You can say that again. We partied all the way until three in the morning!" Said Roberta.
The gophers and the bass are now outside, still feeling a little groggy as Chris gives them their second challenge. "I hope you're all ready because your next challenge begins in exactly one minute."
"Oh, but we haven't had breakfast yet." Said Owen.
"Yeah, like, I'm starved." Shaggy added.
"Reah, me too!" Scooby added.
"Oooh you'll get breakfast, right after you complete your 20 kilometer run…..around the lake."
"AWW C'MON!!!" Eddy, Riley, Rallo and Vanillopee whined.
"Oh so you're funny now? Do you know what I think would be funny?"
Geoff, Trent and Sulley was holding Eva back from getting at Chris.
"Eva, please try to control your temper." Rapunzel whispered to her.
"YOU'RE ENJOYING THIS ARE YOU?"
"Maybe." Chris said, sounding petty.
"Ok campers, on your mark, get set, GO."
Some of the campers started running, Gwen, Heather, Harold, Daphne, Velma, Fred, Katie, Sadie, Beavis, Butthead and Roberta decided to walk instead.
"Running sucks. Uhh-huh-huh-huh."
"Yeah. Hmm-hmm-heh." Beavis agreed.
"Anyone know how much longer to walk?" Harold asked.
"19 kilometers." Fred answered.
Owen made it passed 5 kilometers but then collapsed in a small pond. "Can't...go...on...any...longer...need…..rest. He said as he drinks the water between his words.
After running so far as 10 kilometers, Leshawna lean against on of the trees trying to catch her breath. Heather walks by and insults them. "You two should go on a diet."
"And what's your excuse? You're too skinny? Or annoying? Or both?" Lashawna asked.
"And……still popular."
"You know what, you're so lucky that I'm too tired to put my hands around your scrawny little neck."
"Get a life, Rasputia." She said as she walked on top of Owen.
(Mass Hall)
Several of the campers that completed the run looked exhausted while they I waited for the remaining members of each team to arrive.
"Oh boy, that was quite a run!" Izzy said tirelessly.
"We made it." Lashawna said, catching her breath.
"I think I'm having heart palpitations." Harold said, holding his chest tightly.
Beavis and butthead arrived last.
"I hope you two morons are happy, you made us lose the challenge." Heather said, glaring at them.
"Uuuhh, what challenge? Uhh-huh-huh."
"UGH!!!!!!!!!!!"
[Confession Cam]
[Heather]
"How did my team end up with two biggest morons? Plus some weird goth freak, a morbidly obese hungry hippo who eats all the time, a big cowardly talking dog, and a ghetto black girl with an enormously rear end. I am extremely mortified." She said, crossing her arms.
[End of Confession Cam]
"So that means, the killer bass wins the challenge." Bart said cheerfully as him team cheered.
"Hold on guys, that wasn't part of the challenge." Chris said with a smirk.
"WHAT???????" They yelled.
Robert angrily grabs Chris by the collar. "You mean to tell me that you made us ran 20 kilometers around this rundown old camp for nothing?"
"Let's whoop his ass Grandad." Riley said, preparing to fight.
"Okay okay. Relax pops, I haven't even shown your reward yet." Chris said with a nervous smile.
"Well where is it?" Eddy asked impatiently.
Chris walked towards the curtains and opened them. He showed them a big buffet table with a lot of food.
"Who's hungry?" He asked them. The campers are amazed at all the delicious food.
[Confession Cam]
[Gwen]
"The moment I saw that buffet, almost cried."
[Owen]
"When I saw that buffet table, it was beautiful. There was turkey, and bake beans and maple syrup, it was so delicious."
[Shaggy]
"Chris Mclaen, you're the best, man"
[End of confession cam]
After the campers finished their buffet meal, they became extremely full. Chris then takes out his megaphone. "Okay campers, are you ready for your next challenge?"
Everyone looked at Chris confused.
"I thought eating was the challenge." Owen said with food in his mouth.
"What more do you want from us?" Gwen asked.
"It's time for……the Awake-A-Thon."
"The what-a-thon?" Vanillopee asked with a raised eyebrow.
"The Awake-A-Thon, which ever camper is left stand without falling asleep wins invincibility for their team." he said explaining the rules"
"Let me get this straight, the WHOLE 20 kilometer run and the buffet was all part of your….evil plan to….make it even harder for us to stay awake for the…..real challenge?"
"Yep, that's right." Chris said, smiling.
"Wow, he's good." Said Fred.
"He's a dick." Said Kyle.
[12 hours later]
"Were now twelve hours into the challenge." Chris said in a quiet voice.
The campers have bags over their eyes for there lack of sleep. Owen was excitedly dancing with joy.
"Staying awake for twelve hours, I can do that in my sleep, no problem." As soon as Owen said this, he was the first fall asleep with a loud thud.
"This is the most brutal thing I've ever done in my life." Gwen said, groggily.
"It could be worse." Said Trent.
"How can it possibly be worse than this?" She asked.
"I could be stuck here without you to talk to." That made Gwen blush and smile a little bit.
[Confession Cam]
[Heather]
"At this rate getting to the final will be even harder than I first thought. So my strategy was to get three other campers to form an alliance with me, and take to the finals. I need some desperate, dumb, and vulnerable to do what I say. My only question is, who will I choose?" She question herself.
[End Confession Cam]
Heather watched Lindsay and Beth idiotically standing on their heads and Dawn talking to butterflies. After carefully thinking it over, she made her decision.
"Lindsay, Beth, Dawn, can I talk to you for a sec?"
"Sure!"
"Okay!"
"I have a plan to get me and you three into the final three, and I chose you guys."
"REALLY??"
"Y'all have to understand that this is a very big deal, and I'm placing my trust in you three. You all have to do whatever I say, got it?"
They excitedly nodded.
"As long as the birds and huge cuddly bears and harmless insects don't get hurt."
"Uhh yeah, whatever."
"Cool!"
"Perfect, with these fools help, that hundred grand is as good as mine."
In the killer bass team, Eva got up to use the bathroom. On her way she dropped her mp3 player, Heather saw this and hatched another scheming plan. She picked up Eva's mp3 player and put it in her pocket.
"That eva's mp3 player, she gonna get really mad when she realizes it's missing."
"Exactly!"
[23 hours and 59 minutes later]
In the killer bass team, DJ, Duncan, Harold, Geoff, Tyler, Eva, Daphne, Kyle, Eugene, and Repunzal are still awake. The rest of their team had fallen asleep.
In the gopher team, Gwen, Heather, Lashawna, Cody, Beth, Lindsay, Justin, Trent, Dawn, Huey, Lisa, Velma, B, and Stan are still fighting to stay awake.
"Congratulations remaining campers, you've made it to the 24-hour mark. Let's take things up a notch." Chris says as he takes the covers off the books. "Who's ready for fairy tales stories?"
The groggy campers groaned. "Bro, you have got to be kidding me." Gwen complained.
While Chris is telling them the most boring fairytale story, Cody, Geoff, Beth, Lindsay, Harold, Tyler, Dawn, Stan, Lisa, Kyle, Velma, B, and Daphne had fallen asleep. DJ tied himself to a tree to try and stay awake but it failed and he falls asleep.
"There goes another member." Said Gwen.
[40 hours later]
"Okay, what's your favorite song?" Gwen asked him.
"She would be loved. Your favorite color?"
"Midnight blue."
"That's really mysterious. Okay, favorite movie moment?" He asked.
"You're gonna think it's cheesy."
"I won't, I promise."
"Okay, the kiss at the end of that road trip."
"Ohh, I love that one."
They saw Owen nude and sleep walking to the woods and tried to hold in their laughter.
[51 hours later]
"Dude, he hasn't moved in over 50 hours." Said Gwen.
"Yeah, he's like a statue." Teen added.
"Hey, hello? Are you okay?" Gwen shook him and he opened his eyes. It turns out that he painted his eyelids to make it look like he's still awake.
"His eyelids are painted." Eva pointed out.
""No way, I gotta see this." Chris said as he walked up to Justin and examined his eyelids. "That's totally insane, but you're still out dude." Justin then frowned and join the other sleeping campers.
[84 hours later]
The gophers: Gwen, Trent, Heather, and Huey are still fighting to stay awake.
And killer bass: Duncan, Eva, and Eugene are also still awake.
Duncan looked at a sleeping Harold, then put his hand in a glass of water and almost in an instantly, Harold wet himself. "Ha, it worked." He said excitedly.
Harold awoken at the sound of Duncan's laughter and saw the wet stain on his pants, he covered it then ran off completely embarrassed.
Ed was on top of Eddy with his lips connected to his. Eddy woke up and saw what his dimwitted friend was doing, then screamed. That made Ed wake up and screamed as well. "ED, YOU Slithering WET MOUTH buffoon!" He screamed in disgust. He ran to a restaurant to wash his mouth out.
"Wow, that was entertaining." Trent chuckled.
"Yeah, god I seriously could use a cup of coffee right about now." Gwen suggested.
"Come on, just fall asleep already, it's that simple."
"Please, just let me eat the grinds."
"You seven made it this far, and I didn't want it to come to this, but darn it, these campers are tough and so I've come up with the most boring sleep inducing activity I could find."
"Oh what now?"
"Ladies and gentlemen, the history of Canada."
As soon as he started reading, Eva, Eugene, Heather, Huey, and Trent passed out asleep, Gwen and Duncan are still awake. Duncan has to use the bathroom really bad because he's been holding everything in since this challenge started. He was in there for more than 20 minutes and the camera man checks on him, he passed out asleep on the toilet.
"And looks like we have a winner……the screaming gophers."
As soon as Gwen heard this, she passed out.
Later on that day, Eva is going berserk. She's screaming and throwing everything out of their cabin trying to find her MP3 player. Her teammates are standing outside scared and dodging items thrown by Eva.
"WHERE IS IT?? WHO EVER HAS IT IS DEAD!!!!" Eva screamed.
"This bitch is crazy." Said Cartman.
"Okay guys, whoever has her MP3 player, please let her know." Said Kyle.
Heather showed up. "Hey guys, what's going on?" She asked them nicely.
"Someone stole Eva's MP3 player, and she's going completely insane over it."
Heather then took out the MP3 player from her pocket. "You mean this? I found it on the ground."
"My MP3 player!" Eva happily ran outside to get it. "Oh thank you thank you thank you."
"No problem!"
(Confession Cam)
[Heather]
"Turning the team against their own member, easiest trick in the book."
(End Confession Cam)
"So uh……sorry about that little……misunderstanding, I guess you guys didn't stole it after all." Eva awkwardly said. Her team continue to glare at her. "Ok, ok, maybe I overreacted……just a little bit."
(Campfire Ceremony)
"Welcome to your second ceremony. There are only 26 marshmallows on this plate, if I call your name, come and get your marshmallow, whoever didn't get a marshmallow, will have to leave the campgrounds, and walk to the boat of shame, and you will never come back…..everrr."
"The first marshmallow goes to……
Bridgette."
DJ!
Geoff!
Ed!
Eddy!
Katie and Sadie!
Eugene!
Rapunzel!
Cartman!
Robert!
Rallo!
Duncan!
Johnny!
Daphne!
Riley!
Ezekiel!
Tyler!
Bart!
Shaggy!
Sulley!
Izzy!
Junior!
Vanillopee!
They all got up and got their marshmallow. Harold and Eva are the only two left without a marshmallow. "One marshmallow left, the last one goes to………
Harold."
Feeling relieved, Harold got his marshmallow.
"Sorry Eva, the dock of shame awaits."
She got up and faced her backstabbing team. "So it's like that, huh? All y'all are gonna regret this. Who needs this lame tv show anyways." She walked towards Chris and kicked him in the shin.
"OW! That hurt."
Eva walked to the boat still angry about Chris, this game, the most of all, about her teammates voting her out.
"To the killer bass!" Said Cartman.
"The killer bass!" Said the team.
"And to not end up here again." Riley added.
I'm sorry I took extreme long for this chapter, it took me over six weeks to finish it.
And happy new year by the way. :D