VRISKA, PESTERING KANAYA: rip kan, i w8s alw8ys i8to y8u...
KANAYA: Worst Confession Ever.
VRISKA: oh shit youre still alive????????
VRISKA: i was just kidding, you mean nothing to me
ERIDAN: Havve you evver been to another planet?
KARKAT: NO???
ERIDAN: Wwoww me neither!! Wwe havve so much in common!! Wwe should be matesprits!!
DIRK: Call me Zac, cause idk what the Efron with me.
DIRK: I feel like I'm being crushed alive under the weight of my own guilt
DIRK: Jake is addicted to sweets, how does that even happen? Imagine if he got a hold of some meth.
TEREZI: "golden retriever 8oyfriend" 1M GO1NG TO PUT H1M DOWN
ALPHA DAVE: Cross my dick and swear to balls.
ALPHA ROSE: you are a grown man
start thinking about that fact before you speak
JADE: uno used to go crazy when i was a kid!! id be winning and then grandpa would put his gun on the table trying to intimidate a 3 year old into letting him win
ALPHA DAVE, MOCKING ALPHA ROSE: "wow youre so nervous youre literally shaking lol"
ALPHA DAVE: First of all, I'm having cocaine withdrawals
DAD EGBERT: WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE DATE? MINE IS 4/13!
BRO: Mf you know Im bad at math
BRO: Listen are you gonna send nudes or not? Cause I can go spend my time elsewhere if you're just gonna dilly dally around
DIRK: Are you gonna leave me when shit gets hard?
JAKE: I might
SOLLUX: 2top oppre2iing people who make hot chocolate wiith water in2tead of miilk, not all of u2 were raii2ed iin a man2iion with 2ervant2 two go fetch u2 the fiine2t iingrediient2. iif you don't reblog thii2 iim judgiing you.
ERIDAN: seriously, just use milk instead of wwater, it tastes a million times better
SOLLUX: don't tell me what two do, and don't ever 2ay number2 at me
JAKE: 5 guys are doing some serious damage to my guts right now!!
DIRK: 6 when I get there.
JAKE: what!!
TEREZI: YOU'R3 NOT 4SC3ND1NG TO GODHOOD! YOU'R3 JUST D3HYDR4T3D!
VRISKA: out of my way gaygirl! I'm 8outta li8er8 my divine self from this mortal shell
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VRISKA, AFTER GETTING STABBED IN THE BACK: h... hopital