Woah--what's with the "Eugene"? "Ruffnut" is okay. Well I guess I don't care. Do what yoy want.
It's SNOGGLETOG. There's no L!!!!!
Thanks for the ink. I don't know what a tenth means. So, I just made you a bracelet. I used some leather ropes, yak teeth and iron pieces I found on the floor at Gobber's smithy. Is that okay in exchange?
I know we're not courting, I'm just writing you because you keep writing me. What women would even want to date you anyway? They'd probably fall asleep the second you open your mouth. Have you even been on a date before? What was the worst one and the best one? Not that I care.
P.S: The dress is nice. I wear it a lot. I didn't tell my brother where I got it, but he likes it a lot too. He wears it more than me.
P S.S: Can you get me some food? I'll send you another bracelet. When are you coming by Berk so I can beat you up?
Can you perfume the next letter again? It smelled kinda good, just saying...
-Ruff