Hey, guys! Welcome to a new chapter of Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Marc! I hope that you guys will enjoy the chapter...anyway, I don't own anything except my OC, and the OC Marc Woods belongs entirely to 9655. Also, the OCs Ragnoras Vex Andrel, Oko Linar, and Kashi Relo belong to drakin6345 as he had gotten permission from The Crescent Rider to use these characters.
NOW LET'S GET ON WITH THE STORY!
{Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Marc-Season 1, Episode 5: Meeseeks and Destroy!}
At a damaged space station located in another dimension that had purple skies and lightning as we see a panting Leslie, Rick, Morty, and Marc running through the abandoned station as they are being pursued by evil clones of Jerry, Beth, Summer, Ragnoras, Oko, Kashi, and Dezar as they leaped onto Rick, who was holding Leslie as he was tackled down onto the ground and his grunting Alien Adoptive Daughter slide over to Morty, who could only watch in shock/horror as he held a small remote in his hands while a glaring Marc, who was wearing his armor, went over to help out Rick and they all began wrestling with the evil clones.
"Morty, do it! Hit the button now!" Marc ordered as Morty trembled in fear with a nervous look on his face.
"I can't do it, Rick! They're my family and friends!" Morty yelled as Rick growled in annoyance while he and Marc wrestled back against the evil clones of Jerry, Beth, Summer, Ragnoras, Oko, Kashi, and Dezar from an alternate reality possessed by demonic alien spirits from another dimension's alternative future.
"Morty, we already told you that they are not our family and friends! They're evil clones from an alternate reality possessed by demonic alien spirits from another dimension's alternative future! Do you need a mnemonic device or something?! Just hit the button already!" Rick ordered with a glare as Beth's clone left Rick and approached Morty while panting viciously until she got close as the blonde-haired woman seemingly became her normal self again.
"Morty, please. I love you, sweetheart." Beth says with a sweet and caring tone as Morty hesitates a bit, and a groaning Leslie flies over to swipe away his remote as she impatiently presses the button, and the remote transforms into a small device as it lands on the ground and projects a huge energy field that washes over the group as it only destroys the clones, whose faces seem to melt as a traumatized Morty watches on, horrified while Leslie and the others look unfazed by this as, once they were gone, Rick jumps to his feet and walks over to bend down to grab the device that absorbed the spirits.
"Did we just pull a Ghostbuster?" Marc asked curiously as Rick shrugged.
"Eh, it will not be the last thing that we have stolen from somebody. Anyway, good shit, baby girl." Rick praised his Daughter while turning to her as the Draconian Pre-Teen Girl beamed proudly with a grin.
"Thanks, Daddy," Leslie says with a wink while reaching behind her to pull out her own homemade Portal Gun, which resembles a large silver/blue portal gun as she presses a trigger on it and fires a blue portal into the wall as the gang walks through it and appeared back on Earth in Rick's Garage with Emma sitting on a footstool as she waved at them.
"Hey, guys, how was your adventure?" Emma asked curiously while dropping down from her footstool as she made her way over to her Bestie, who shrugged as Leslie put on a lopsided smile.
"Pretty good...more or less," Leslie says with a sympathetic wince while she, Emma, and Marc glance over at Morty, whose face is green as a smiling Rick holds up his device.
"Yep, and you want to know something? These demonic alien spirits are really valuable." Rick says with a smirk just as Morty can be seen bending over a corner and begins vomiting loudly with Marc patting his back to comfort him as Leslie goes over to grab a bucket and places it underneath Morty's mouth as Rick glances over at them and puts the box away. "You okay, Morty? Told you not to trust that tuna."
"Come on, Rick." A glaring Marc says as Morty turns to glare at Rick as well.
"I just killed our family and friends! I don't care what they were!"
"Well, to be fair, Morty, they weren't really our family and friends. They were just evil clones possessed by demonic alien spirits from another dimension's future." Leslie says with a shrug as Morty gives her an incredulous look.
"Are you serious?! How can you be so nonchalant about this?!"
"Eh, it won't be the first time that I killed alternate versions of my family and friends. I killed a bunch of Ricks in the past and even a few Mortys too." Leslie pointed out as Rick nodded.
"Yeah, plus, Morty, some people would pay top dollar for that kinda breakthrough."
"I thought you didn't believe in therapy," Emma stated curiously as Rick shrugged.
"I don't, just saying."
"Y-You know what, guys? That's it! I-I'm done with these…insane adventures! That was really traumatizing! I quit! I'm out!" Morty screamed while turning around to start walking away but was stopped by a worried Rick as he went over to grab his shoulders to stop him.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Come on, Morty! D-D-Don't be like that! The universe is a crazy and chaotic place!"
"You're the one that's crazy and chaotic! Adventures are supposed to be simple! And fun!" A scowling Morty yelled while pushing Rick away as Leslie sighed somberly.
"Trust me, Morty, I used to think the same way, but I eventually learned that Daddy is right. No adventure is ever simple and, while some adventures can be fun, a lot of them are not, sadly enough."
"She's right. That's just the truth of the Multiverse. It's a crazy and chaotic place." Marc added as Rick nodded in agreement while crossing his arms as he glared down at Morty.
"They are completely right, Morty. Besides, you don't really have much of an argument since it's really easy to say that shit coming from the Sidekick Position."
"What?! What about Leslie and the others?!" Morty asked with a frown while pointing over at Leslie and the others.
"I'm more of Daddy's Partner while Emma is MY sidekick."
"And I'm more of an ally," Marc added as Rick nodded.
"Yep, anyway, how about we do this? In our next adventure, how about you are in charge, and then we'll talk about how simple and fun adventures can be."
"Seriously, Rick?! Y-You'll let me call the shots?" An excited Morty asked as Rick nodded.
"Yep, but let's make it interesting, Morty. I-I-If your adventure sucks, and we bail halfway through it, you lose the right to bitch about all future adventures. Plus, you have to do my laundry for a month."
"And you have to give Emma her bath for a full month," Leslie says while pointing over at Emma, who was suddenly covered in filth and sludge and reeked as if she hadn't taken any baths in five years as the Dream Human grinned toothily to reveal her rotting and decaying teeth.
"And you will have to help me win your sister's heart," Marc added as Morty hummed thoughtfully while rubbing his chin as he nodded.
"Okay, all right, but if my adventure's good...I get to be in charge of every third adventure!"
"Every 10th."
"Deal. Oh, and Leslie and Marc? If I win, Leslie has to fly me to school for a month and Marc has to help me win Jessica's heart." Morty says as Leslie and Marc glance over at each other and turn back to him as they nod. "All right. Well, come on, let's get going." Morty says eagerly as the gang nods, and Rick is about to pull out his Portal Gun but stops as Beth walks into the garage.
"Dad, the dishwasher's doing that thing again."
"Washing dishes?" Rick asked with a raised eyebrow as Beth shook her head.
"No. The opposite. Can you fix it?"
"Why can't you ask Leslie to fix it?" Rick asked with a raised eyebrow and crossed arms as Beth glanced over at Leslie and glared as she then turned back to her Father.
"Can you please fix it, Dad?" Beth asked bluntly as Leslie rolled her eyes with a small scoff.
"Love you too, Sis," Leslie says with a dry tone as Emma pats her back to comfort her, and we see Summer walking onto the scene.
"Grandpa Rick, can you help me with my science homework?"
"Yeah just don't do it or have Emma eat it like how she ate Morty's homework last week," Rick says with a bored tone as Emma grins widely, revealing to have a bunch of papers stuck between her teeth as a pouting Morty remembered being unable to convince his teacher that his Aunt's Best Friend from another teacher's dream within a dream within a dream ate his homework.
"Grandpa!" An annoyed Summer yelled as Jerry walked onto the scene while holding a mayonnaise jar.
"Hey, Rick, you got some kind of hand-shaped device that can open this mayonnaise jar?"
"Yeah, it's called having a hand and arm strength," Leslie says with a little playful grin on her face as Jerry glares at her in irritation.
"Damn, well, sorry, Morty, let's put a pin in this. I got to help your pathetic family." Rick says to Morty, who grinned smugly as he placed his hands on his hips.
"Oh, that sounds like something a chicken would say. Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk." Morty says while imitating a chicken.
"Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!" Leslie, Emma, and Mark laughed while pointing over at Rick, who growled under his breath in irritation as he turned to narrow his eyes at his Grandson angrily.
"Oh, Morty, you have done it this time. It's on. I can't wait to watch your adventure lay a huge fart." Rick says insultingly as he then turned back to the others. "As for you dingdongs...Leslie, give me my Meeseeks Box."
"W-What? I don't have it." Leslie says nervously while shifting her eyes around as Rick narrows her eyes suspiciously. "...Ugh, here you go." An annoyed Leslie says while reaching behind her to pull out a big dark cyan box with a big light blue box button placed on top of it as it was named, 'Mr. Meeseeks Box'.
"Thanks," Rick says snidely while snatching away the Mr. Meeseeks Box as he turns back to the others. "This is a Meeseeks box. Let me show you how it works. You press this." Rick says while pressing the button of the box as he spawns in an Artificial Humanoid Alien with a small poof of powder blue smoke.
Standing before them is a 6-feet-tall, 1 Second-Year-Old Male Artificial Humanoid Alien Creature with a large bulbous head that has beady black eyes, small patches of orange hair, thin black eyebrows, no nose, a wide giant smile that stretches across his face with a row of yellow crooked teeth, a bulgy chin, a pair of elongated narrow five-fingered hands, Powder Blue Skin, a tall humanoid slender build, a pair of elongated narrow five-toed legs, and wore no clothes due to not having any visible genitalia. His name is Mr. Meeseeks, an artificial humanoid alien creature who can be summoned by activating a Mr. Meeseeks Box to fulfill any given tasks given by their summoner.
"I'm Mr. Meeseeks! Look at me!" Mr. Meeseeks shouted with a very high-pitched and strident voice as everyone, sans Leslie and Marc, seemed surprised by the sight of him.
"You make a request. Mr. Meeseeks, open Jerry's stupid mayonnaise jar." Rick ordered Mr. Meeseeks as he perked up.
"Yes, siree!" Mr. Meeseeks says as he goes over to grab the mayonnaise jar.
"The Meeseeks fulfills the request," Rick explained as Mr. Meeseeks opened the jar and handed it back over to Jerry, who looked amazed.
"All done!" Mr. Meeseeks exclaimed with an eager smile on his face as he waited for the sweet release of death.
"And then it stops existing," Rick stated bluntly as Mr. Meeseeks proceeded to vanish into powder blue particles in the air.
"Oh, my God, he exploded!" A shocked Summer exclaimed as Beth and Jerry both looked alarmed.
"Don't worry, Summer, they are fine with it, trust me, they HATE existing," Marc says as Summer looks doubtful.
"Are you sure?" Summer asked nervously while bitting her lip as Marc nodded reassuringly.
"Yeah, I mean, I use the Mr. Meeseeks Box all of the time. Like how I used a Mr. Meeseeks to assassinate a crime lord without innocent people getting killed." Marc explained as he had to give his weapons and the location of the criminal to Mr Meeseeks so that he would be able to accomplish his request.
"Wow, really? What did you use the Mr. Meeseeks Box for, Leslie?" Beth asked suspiciously as Leslie blushed heavily and looked away.
"O-Oh, you know, for innocent and nonsexual reasons..." Leslie says nervously as Emma tilts her head curiously.
"But didn't you tell me that you once used the Mr. Meeseeks Box to spawn in a bunch of Mr. Meeseeks so that they can-," Emma says before having her head sliced off of her body by Leslie's tail as she shifted her eyes around anxiously.
"A-Anyway, just make sure to keep your requests simple," Leslie added as Rick nodded while briefly giving his Daughter a suspicious and disapproving look.
"Yeah, they're not gods," Rick says while crossing his arms as he glared at the trio, having a feeling that Jerry will somehow screw up his VERY simple instructions as an eager and impatient Morty walked over to his Parents and Sister.
"All right! Get out of here now! Everybody out of here! I got a bet to win!" Morty screamed while going over to grab the Mr. Meeseeks Box and tossed it over to land in Beth's hands as he proceeded to push his Dad, Mother, and Sister out of the garage.
~{Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Mark Season 1 Theme Song!}~
In the middle of space, we see an hourglass fly by with a ripped-out human hand following after it as a single eyeball appears and shoots laser blasts around as a random 33=6 appears before zooming in on a large multi-colored planet with two-ring systems hovering over it and we see Rick, Morty, Leslie, Marc, and Emma running from some Evil Frog-Like Aliens as Rick opens a portal and jumps into it with Marc following after him shortly as the Kids were about to jump down into the portal, but Morty accidentally trips and falls as he accidentally crash-landed on top of Leslie and they both groaned in pain as the portal disappears. After recovering from the fall, the shocked Kids stood up from the ground as they looked around fearfully and flinched as Morty and Leslie saw that the Evil Frogs were heading straight towards them at top speed, and the Draconian Child narrowed her eyes angrily as she raised her glowing fiery hands and was about to try and use her alien powers to save herself and her Nephew when suddenly a small green portal appeared beside them as Rick appeared and reached out to grab a surprised Leslie by the back of her shirt as he pulls her inside the portal, and it disappears, leaving behind a stunned and bewildered Morty...again as the poor boy could only scream in fright as the Evil Frogs ganged up on him and began beating him the fuck up.
A glaring Jerry could be seen standing beside a blaring and abandoned police car as he was brutally shooting down a bunch of growling and angry Cronenbergs, and their blood splattered across his face as the Middle-Aged Man continued murdering all of the Cronenbergs around him with a loud and angry roar. Jerry is seen helping Morty and Leslie with their homework in Morty's Room as the Simple-Minded Man smiled down at his Son and Sister-In-Law when suddenly their faces fell off, revealing that they were both robots as Jerry began freaking out just as Rick, Morty, Leslie, Marc, Emma, Ragnoras, Oko, and Kashi appeared via a portal as they see what was going on and the Old Blue-Haired Man quickly grabbed onto everybody's arms as he drags them back into the portal and it disappeared as Jerry continued panicking. Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Marc could be seen running down what seemed to be a broken-down spaceship as they were being chased by the Evil Clones of Beth, Jerry, Summer, Ragnoras, Oko, Kashi, and Dezar as they leaped onto Rick, who was holding onto Leslie as he was tackled down onto the ground and his grunting Alien Adoptive Daughter slide over to Morty, who could only watch in shock/horror as he held a small remote in his hands while a glaring Marc went over to help out Rick and ordered Morty to push the damn button as Emma appeared out of nowhere while resembling a Human/Predator-like Hybrid as she leaped over to land on top of the Demonic Doppelgangers and began eating them alive to help out Rick.
Giant Bat-Like Murderous Aliens invaded the Smith House as they were shooting multiple acidic energy blasts at the house that was thankfully protected by Rick's Blast Shields as Morty, Marc, Summer, Ragnoras, and Kashi stood by the windows with a pair of giant laser guns in their arms as they were shooting down the aliens that were invading their home, protecting a heavily pregnant Jerry inside as Rick and Oko were helping him deliver the baby while a frightened/worried Beth and Dezar could be seen holding his hands to support him with Zenris Soro trying to not throw up in the background as the Dirty Brown-Haired Man took a couple of deep breaths before screaming as he gave birth to a large white egg, which promptly cracked and shattered itself apart to reveal a naked and slimy Leslie as she looks around confusedly before wincing and held her stomach as she suddenly barfed out a naked and slimy Emma as she landed in front of her bestie and Rick and the others shared bewildered and shocked looks as they all agreed not to ask how this event happened or why.
A naked Rick, Morty, and Marc could be seen talking to each other in Morty's School Gym Shower as a naked Leslie and Emma stood in the background with their eyes closed as the Draconian Girl took a couple of curious peeks behind her, prompting Rick to yell at her to cover her eyes and continue standing in the corner or else she will get traumatized as an embarrassed Morty, and Marc could be seen trying to cover up their privates. A fancily dressed up and smiling Leslie could be seen waving at Beth, Jerry, Marc, Emma, and a bored Rick goodbye cheerfully as she was heading towards her first official day of high school with Summer and Morty as Leslie then reached out to hold hands with her Nephew and the trio entered the yellow school bus...only for Leslie to suddenly shoot a big fireball at an annoying bully that was tormenting Morty, killing him as everyone screamed in fear and a frantically worried Beth and Jerry rushed over to try and salvage the situation as Rick, Emma, and Marc laughed at this amusedly.
A screaming and pissed off Leslie could be seen throwing a mega-sized temper tantrum in the Smith House as she was breathing intense red flames from out of her mouth and nearly hits the frightened Smith Family as they turned over to Rick for some help in dealing with his Alien Daughter, only to be promptly ignored by him as the Crazy Scientist was too busy watching some TV. A growling Hepatitis A jumped out of the destroyed train station as he crashed-landed in front of a shocked Morty, Leslie, Marc, Emma, and Annie as he roared in their faces and reared back his giant arm to smush their little bodies into a bloody paste. Leslie hummed to herself joyfully she walked past the hallway and was about to head towards the Kitchen to get a midnight snack, but stopped as she noticed that her Father seemed to be staring at a photo of Kashi with a lustful expression on his face as Leslie smiled amusedly and shakes her head as the Adoptive Alien Child turned around to walk away.
A glaring Rick and Marc and a scared Morty and Summer could be seen riding on Rick's Space Cruiser as they were flying away from what seemed to be an extremely furious Cthulu, who was chasing after them due to Summer holding onto her baby as Leslie could be seen flying in the background in her Dragon Form while Emma was transformed into a large, hellish and devilish monster as the Girls were currently combating against the Cthulu with Leslie rearing back her head and breathes a giant stream of red fire at Cthulu as Emma roared out a giant stream of lighting at Cthulu and their combined powerful elemental attacks nearly impacted against the group, but luckily, Rick was fast enough to react and swiftly flew him and the others to safety as the title of the story appeared in front of the readers.
~{Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Marc Season 1 Theme Song Over!}~
"God, Morty, what a boring start to an adventure." Rick criticized with a glare as we see him and the others going through a portal made by Rick's Portal Gun as they arrived on a new dimension and appeared on a planet named, 'Fantasy Planet', as the whole planet is inhabited by humans, as well as other beings, in a medieval-themed setting and live in a highly poor village as we see a beanstalk connected to the planet's surface with the Giant World, which is a highly more advanced land in the sky populated by Giants as the entire place looks like it came from the 1700s. "I mean, if I wanted to go on a fantasy-style adventure, I would've gone to the Disney Universe."
"It was fun meeting Mickey and the gang," Leslie stated with a warm smile on his face as Morty turned to glare at his Grandfather.
"Rick, this is a fantasy-type world with creatures and all sorts of fantasy things. We're going on a quest, okay?"
"Can't wait," Rick says dryly as we see Morty going over to stand on a big crate and raise his hands.
"Ahem! Excuse me! We are five humble heroes in search of adventure!"
"Oh, my God, this is so embarrassing." A blushing Marc says while covering his face in shame as Leslie and Emma shuffle around awkwardly as Rick rolls his eyes with his arms crossed as an excited and hopeful Villager walks over to them.
"At last! Five heroes! You must help us! This village is terribly poor, yet the giant that lives in the clouds above has untold treasures!" The Villager says while pointing over at the faraway beanstalk as Morty perked up.
"You know what? I accept your call to adventure, good sir, kind sir. Come on, guys. There's a giant in the clouds." An excited Morty says while jumping down from the crate as Rick rolls his eyes again.
"Yeah. Beginner's luck."
"Anyway, girls? Fly us to the top of the castle." Morty instructed as Leslie and Emma sighed heavily but nodded as they popped out their wings and flew over to the boys as Leslie grabbed Rick and Morty while Emma grabbed Marc as they then flew up into the air and, 20 minutes later, we see the gang flying up to the giant castle in the clouds as they flew over to land on a table inside of the building.
"All right, Morty. We're in your stupid giant's castle. What do we do next?"
"Would you just relax, Rick? All we have to do is find the treasure room, okay? It's nice and simple. You know, I'm sorry everything's going so smoothly and adventurously." Morty says sarcastically as Leslie and Marc wince.
"Welp, you jinked it, it's over," Leslie says with a loud groan just as a giant can be heard walking down the hall as Marc turns to Morty.
"Shit, Morty, it's startin' to get a little hairy. What do you want to do, boss? Beat them up?" Marc asked with crossed arms as Morty shook his head.
"Now, come on, hurry. Behind this cookie jar." Morty says urgently while going over to hide behind a cookie jar as Leslie, Rick, Emma, and Marc sigh heavily but reluctantly go over to hide behind the cookie jar as the Giant appears with a glare on his face.
"Fee! Fi! Fo! Fum!"
"Just give up, Morty. This is game over. I'll take us home right now. You just say the word." Rick says with a sly grin while holding out his Portal Gun as Morty shakes his head with a glare.
"No way, Rick. This is all part of it. Adventures have conflict. Deal with it." Morty snapped as a glaring Giant stepped forward.
"I smell the blood of-Whoop!" The Giant says before yelping in surprise as he trips over a water puddle and falls over to crack his head open on the table corner before hitting the ground, dead as Leslie and the others run out of their cover in shock.
"Holy crap!" A surprised and horrified Morty yelled while covering his mouth.
"Goddamn, things went south real quick." A stunned Leslie says as Rick nods with his arms crossed.
"Yeah, he looks pretty bad down there. Looks like he's bleeding out."
"We should probably leave before anyone shows up and gets the wrong idea." Marc pointed out worriedly as Emma nodded in agreement while glancing over at the dead giant as her mouth salivated.
"Do you guys think that we can bring that dead Giant back with us so that we can use him as dinner for the next five or ten years?" A hopeful and hungry Emma asked with shark teeth as a giant woman walked in holding a baby and grew shocked at the sight of her dead husband as she cried out in horror and devastation.
"Oh, Jesus! Dale! You sons of bitches!" The Giant Female screamed with a glare as Leslie and the others tried to turn around to run away, only for them to be captured by the Giant Female as she reached over to trap them inside a giant glass cup and reached behind her to pull out her phone as she dialed up the police. "Hello, 911? My husband has been attacked by tiny people! He's dying!" The Female Giant yelled panickedly as we then see the gang getting mug shots at a Giant Jail with Rick looking deadpanned and annoyed while Morty looks scared and nervous as Leslie and Emma take one together as they winked at the camera and pose together while pretending to kiss each other as the final one was a glaring Marc, who flipped off the camera as we then see the gang being interrogated by two Giant Detectives while wearing orange jumpsuits as they stood on top of a book.
"Hey, look, we get it. You're little, you're down on your luck, you think, 'Hey, he's a giant. Why don't we break into his home, rob him, and murder him?',"
"Th-th but that's not how it went down!" Morty shouted worriedly as Marc nodded in agreement.
"Yeah, we didn't kill the giant. He simply slipped, fell, and fatally hit his head against the sharp corner of his table," Marc pointed out as one of the Detective Giants scoffed and rolled his eyes.
"Oh, yes, likely story."
"Ooh, boy, Morty, you're really showing me how it's done. Real straightforward and fun." A sarcastic Rick says with Morty pouting a bit as we then fast forward in time and we see the gang residing inside of a Giant Courthouse as the Giant Judge slams his gavel into his desk.
"Order in the court! Before the jury reaches its verdict, I just want to say that I consider you both very guilty!"
"That's not how this works!" Emma yelled with a glare due to her love of Law Shows as Rick turned to glare at his Grandson.
"Oh, great adventure, buddy. Rick, Morty, Leslie, and Marc go to Giant Prison. You know, if somebody drops the soap, it's gonna land on our heads and crush our spines, Morty. You know, it'll be really easy to rape us after that."
"Eh, most likely not for us, but I will simply just breathe fire inside of a Giant's peehole before he could even try," A deadpan Leslie says with a bored shrug as Emma nods with a cheerful smile on her face.
"And I will infect my uterus with a Zombie Infection to have my rapist slowly and painfully become a Zombie.
"We're gonna be okay, guys," Morty says with an unsure and worried tone as Marc crosses his arms with a glare.
"You know, Morty, you are really starting to remind me of a really annoying sentient lemon who yells, 'UNACCEPTABLE!' a lot," Marc says insultingly as Morty just stares at him oddly and deadpans. "Anyway, how are we supposed to get out of this mess exactly? They took our Portal Guns and armor. This is an open-and-shut case, Morty. I mean, the only way that we will be able to escape from Giant Prison is some stupid, random Deus Ex Machina-," Marc says with a scowl just as the court doors burst open as a Giant in a suit walks down the aisle.
"Fee! Fi! Fo! Fum! I smell the violation of civil liberties! Your honor, I'm from a tiny-persons advocacy group and I have here in my hand a motion to dismiss. These little men and women were never read their giant rights and are therefore free-fi to fo-home." The Giant says as murmurs of confusion spread throughout the court. "Uh, they're free to go, is what I meant. I'm deconstructing the thing that we always say. We're Giants. Nobody got that?"
"We did." Leslie pointed out as Marc and Emma nodded in agreement as a beaming Morty turned to the others.
"Oh, man, what did I tell you, Rick? We did it!"
"No, we didn't. We just got lucky, Morty." Rick says with a dry tone as, an hour later, we see the gang wearing their normal outfits again and regaining their gear as they appear outside the courthouse. "All right, Morty looks like the Portal Gun's still working. Are you ready to head home?"
"Oh, yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you, guys? Well, you know what? We're not bailing out just yet. You know, we're gonna go find some treasure or something and we're gonna bring it to those villagers." Morty stated with a firm tone as Leslie turned to him with a sympathetic look on her face.
"Look, Morty, I know that you want to prove us wrong, but you really need to cut your losses. We can't really steal away the Giant's treasures now since we will be arrested again for murder."
"Yeah, this adventure is obviously awash," Marc says with crossed arms as he and the others walk forward.
"Yeah, you were saying that back when we first got arrested, but here we are, you know, walking down the courthouse steps," Morty says with a smug grin on his face...before he and the others glance down at the stairs as we see that each step is as tall as a large building. "...Oh...usually, walking down the courthouse steps is the easy part of the adventure..."
"What do you say, Morty?" Emma asked curiously as Morty shook his head and gained a determined glare as he gripped his fists tightly.
"I say fly us down there, sidekicks," Morty ordered as the gang sighed heavily and Leslie and Emma popped out their wings as they reached over to grab the boys and began flying down the steps as, after nearly flying around for an hour or so, an annoyed Rick turned to his Grandson.
"Yeah, Morty, this is the part of the story everybody loves flying down 650,000 oversized steps."
"All right, okay, you know, if this was a story, this part wouldn't be included, stupid." Morty insulted with a glare as he then perks up at the sight of an opening in one of the steps. "Hey, guys, what do you know? Look down there. Looks like some kind of tavern or something built right into the side of the step."
"How lucky," Leslie says with a dry tone as she and Emma fly them over to land in front of the tavern as they open the doors and walk inside as they spot a bunch of alien creatures and living steps hanging around, sharing drinks and doing dares.
"Oh, wow, guys. Now, this is more like it. Look, there are little staircase-shaped people in here. All kinds of crazy characters. This place is great, you know? It's whimsical and fun."
"How?" A bewildered Marc asked as Rick saw a Stair Goblin staring at him and glared at him.
"What are you looking at, motherfucker?!" Rick asked with a furious tone while walking over to slam his fists down on the table as Stair Goblin flinched nervously.
"Easy, Rick!" Morty shouted while reaching over to grab his arm and lead him over to sit down at a booth with Marc and the girls walking over to sit down next to them as a strange-looking waitress with large boobs went over to greet them at their booth.
"Pay them no mind. Those Stair Goblins can be moody. Now, what can I getcha? We've got skarlog poppies, flurlow, halzingers, bloogies, juicy time babies."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, how about some scotch whiskey? You got any of that around here? Or just a bunch of nonsense words?" Rick asked with a blank tone as Morty glared at her before turning to the Waitress.
"We'll have two bloogies, please, and, uh, we were wondering, is there a faster way five heroes could get down these stairs?"
"Y'all need to ride down the stairs?" A large Slug-like Creature says as he walks over to the gang. "My name is Slippely-Slippery Stair. I'll take you down there for 25 shmeckels."
"25 shmeckels? I don't know how much I don't know what that is. Is that a lot? Is it a little?" A bewildered Rick asked as Leslie shrugged and turned to the Waitress.
"How much is 25 shmeckles worth by Human Currency?"
"Don't know, but it's exactly how much I spent on my big fake boobies." The Waitress says while waving her giant K-Cup Breasts around as a grinning and blushing Emma begins reaching up to fondle them as another alien creature appears beside her.
"Hi, I'm Mr. Booby Buyer. I'll buy those boobies for 25 shmeckels." Mr. Booby Buyer offered as the Waitress hummed in thought.
"Hmmmmmm, it's a tempting offer, but I'm gonna have to decline."
"Rats! What a shame!" Mr. Booby Buyer says as he then turned around to scurry away.
"Okay, this is getting ridiculous by this point," Leslie says with a groan while rubbing her forehead as Rick nods in agreement and turns to his Grandson.
"Morty, your adventure's in a spiral. For real, man, time to pull out."
"Yeah, Morty, I mean, there will be a flu season soon back at home and it could even be apocalyptic, but I prefer facing that than be here." Marc says in a serious manner as Morty grows angry by this and slams his fists into the table, hard enough that it rattles a bit as Leslie and the others turn to him in surprise.
"Okay, you know what? You and the others keep heckling my adventure and you know why?" Morty snapped with a glare as Marc raised an eyebrow in disbelief.
"Because it's lame and boring?"
"It's because you guys are being petty!" An annoyed Morty screamed as he stood up from his booth. "You know, how many times have I had to follow you guys into some nonsensical bull crap?! I always roll with the punches, guys! Why can't you?! Look, I got to take a leak, and when I come back, if you haven't learned how to lighten up, don't be here!" A huffing Morty says while turning around to walk away as Leslie and Marc watch him go remorsefully as Rick tries to look neutral, but even he looks guilty as well as the greatest Genius of the Universe sighed heavily and, elsewhere, we cue over to the Bathroom of the Tavern as we see Morty walking inside and walked over to the wash his hands at the sink as a humanoid Jellybean can be seen standing beside him and he had a pair of white eyes, a bald head with a few bits of hair on it, wrinkles on his face, a large mouth with a row of crooked white teeth, a pair of long slim five-fingered/toed hands/feet, and wore no clothes. His name is Mr. Jellybean, a giant anthropomorphic jelly bean and the King of the poor village that Leslie and the others agreed to help out earlier.
"How are you today? I'm Mr. Jelly Bean!"
"Oh, uh, Hi, Mr. Jelly Bean," Morty says with a polite smile as he turns to Mr. Jelly Bean. "I'm Morty. My Grandpa, my friend, my Aunt and her friend and I are on an adventure."
"Nice. Is it a fun adventure?" Mr. Jelly Bean asked while eyeing Morty up and down discretely as he bit his lip lustfully.
"I hope so, but I'm starting to get nervous that maybe it's gone a little too far off the rails."
"Well, isn't that what adventures do?"
"...Hey, you know what? You're right." A beaming Morty says as he smiles widely. "Everything's going fine. I just got to relax and go with the flow."
"Yeah." Mr. Jellybean says while going over to stand behind Morty to begin rubbing his shoulders, making him a bit uncomfortable as he sweats nervously.
"Okay. Uh. B-bye." Morty says with a frown as he tries to leave, only for Mr. Jelly Bean to reach over and grab him as he pulls the fourteen-year-old boy close to him.
"Uhh, no, stay! Go with the flow!" Mr. Jelly Bean says with a seductive tone as he begins rubbing a nervous Morty's chest and even trails down to cup the front of his jeans as a weirded out and worried Morty pushes him away.
"Stop! You're making me really uncomfortable!"
"Stop fighting me! Just let this happen!" Mr. Jelly Bean screamed aggressively while reaching over to grab Morty and pushed him into a stall as the King of the Village slammed him into the toilet seat.
"Get off of me! No! Stop! Please!" A crying and panicking Morty yelled as Mr. Jelly Bean began unbuttoning his jeans.
"Stop being such a fucking tease, you sweet little twat!" Mr. Jelly Bean shouted while leaning over to kick his chin as he took off Morty's pants and was about to take off his boxers, but then-
"Hey, Morty? Marc and I want to say that we feel sorry about..." Leslie says while opening the door to the bathroom as she and Marc entered the bathroom and their eyes widen in pure shock at the sight of Mr. Jelly Bean trying to rape a crying Morty.
"LESLIE! MARC! HELP ME! HE'S GOING TO RAPE ME!" Morty screamed as Leslie and Marc grew silent and glared over at Mr. Jellybean as said person grew a cold chill down his spine.
"Oh, shit..." Mr. Jelly Bean says with a wince as Leslie and Marc quickly run over to grab him and throw him off Morty as the Draconian Girl rushes over to begin punching him with all of her might, causing his face to get busted up and his ribs got broken as Marc ran over to grab him and threw him over to a wall hard enough that it crashed as he ran over to began punching and kicking him all over his body, hurting him even more as Marc walked over to grab a sink and used his above average strength to rip it out of the wall while Leslie went over to another stall and grabbed a toilet seat as she yanked it up into the air with her superhuman strength and both of them slammed down the heavy objects on top of Mr. Jelly Bean, causing them both to crack apart violently and stabbed his body, causing him to bleed profoundly and have various wounds on his body as a rageful and roaring Leslie and Marc spends the next 20 minutes ganging up on him until all of his body was black and blue and his arm was ripped out with his eye bursting out of his eye socket as Leslie glared down at him.
"IF I EVER SEE YOU AROUND MY NEPHEW AGAIN, I WILL BURN YOU ALIVE FROM THE INSIDE OUT!" A severely pissed-off Leslie screamed while opening her sharp mouth as she bites into Mr. Jelly Bean's exposed dick and ripped it out of his body violently, spewing out dozens of green blood as he hollered in pain.
"NOW LAY DOWN AND DIE, YOU PIECE OF CRAP!" An enraged Marc yelled while rearing back his arm and delivered a powerful punch across Mr. Jelly Bean's face, sending him crashing through the wall of the bathroom and down into the ground, unconscious as the duo panted heavily before they heard some soft whimpering and turned over to see Morty crying on the floor in a fetal position as Leslie and Marc quickly went over to comfort him.
"...Come on, Rick, quit stalling. What do ya got?" A Card Player asked with a sly grin as we see him and the others playing a card game with Rick as Emma could be seen doing karaoke in the background.
"Read 'em and weep, fellas!" An arrogant Rick says while placing his winning cards on the table, causing everyone to groan in disappointment as Leslie and the others appear on the scene with Morty looking terrible and traumatized as he hugs himself with a somber look on his face. "Oh, guys, you're here good. Look, Morty, listen. I'm sure that Leslie and Marc already apologized to you earlier, but I want to say that I'm really sorry about all that stuff I said earlier about your adventure. I'm havin' a good time, Morty. It's not so bad after all."
"Let's just go home, okay? I'm calling it. The adventure's over." A very stressed Morty says with a faraway look as Rick raises an eyebrow confusedly.
"We can't leave now, Morty. I'm on fire."
"Look, I want to leave now. You win the bet, okay, Grandpa Rick?" Morty says while going over to search through Rick's lab coat for the portal gun. "Just give me the Portal Gun and let's go, please! Please, I just want to...go h-home!"
"What's going on here? Morty doesn't call me 'Grandpa' unless something serious happened." A bewildered Rick thought to himself with a raised eyebrow as he glanced over at Leslie and Marc and couldn't help but notice that they were covered in some type of alien blood as the duo gestured ahead, and Rick turned to see someone dragging away a still unconscious, badly beaten and near death Mr. Jellybean away as his eyes widened in shock and turned over to glance at Leslie and Marc, who nodded solemnly as the Mad Scientist immediately connected the dots and swiftly grows furious and vengeful, already having millions of plans to torture that alien bastard for even THINKING of doing something that horrible to his Grandson, but stopped as Rick felt Morty crying softly in his chest, and, even though he didn't want to admit this, his love for his Grandson outweighs his anger at the moment as Rick gave Morty a hug.
"Okay. Listen, Morty. I just won a bunch of shmeckels. Why don't we use 25 of them to pay Slippery Stair here for a ride back to the village, and then we'll give the rest of the shmeckels to the villagers, huh?" Rick asked Morty with a soft and comforting tone as Morty sniffled and wiped away his tears.
"R-Really?"
"Yeah, Morty, don't worry, we will end this adventure in a happy way," Leslie says with a reassuring tone as Marc nods while rubbing Morty's hair.
"Yeah, don't worry, bud, we will go home soon," Marc says as, after getting the help of Slippery to make their way down the stairs of the courthouse, we see the gang arriving back at the village in triumph while carrying around all of the winnings that Rick has as everyone perks up at the sight of them.
"Thank you, kind sir! Our village is saved! You are all true heroes!" One of the Villagers cheered as all of the sexy and busty villagers went over to kiss Morty and even allowed him to fondle their breasts as he blushed heavily and giggled goofily, feeling a bit cheered up as Rick went up to him.
"Good job, Morty. Looks like you won the bet."
"Thanks, Grandpa Rick, but I don't know if I should. You know, you were right about the universe. It's a crazy and chaotic place." Morty says with a shrug as Leslie nods with a lopsided smile on her face.
"Well, you know, maybe that's why it could use a little cleaning up every now and then, and have some fun. And you're right, sometimes, it's good to have some simple adventures." Leslie says as Marc nods and elbows Morty's sides playfully.
"Yep, this adventure's wrapped up neat and clean because we did it Morty style."
"Oh! Heroes, we would like to introduce you to our beloved king so that he may thank you personally!" A Villager yelled while pointing over at Mr. Jelly Bean, who was carried around by his people and wore a crown as he could also be seen wrapped up by bandages and seemed to be on life support as Morty sweated nervously.
"Uh, no, I-it's cool. Rick. Portal. Hurry." Morty says to his Grandfather anxiously as he nods, and silently pulls out his Portal Gun as he spawns in a dimensional portal, and they run through it as, a few seconds later, a new dimensional portal appears and we see Rick holding out an energy pistol while Leslie opened up her blue flaming mouth as Marc held out his own energy pistol and the trio fired multiple streams of hot blue flames and green/orange/purple energy that flew over to collide against Mr. Jelly Bean, causing him to blow up into a billion pieces and his bloodied body parts splattered him all over the screaming villagers.
"So...you still thinking about taking that trip?" Jerry asked Beth quietly as we cue over to the Prime Dimension, and we see the married couple residing inside the Smith House, which was a complete wreck due to the Mr. Meeseeks Fight from earlier as Jerry wore a long-sleeved black jacket with a long-sleeved high-collared white shirt underneath, a long pink tie, a black belt with a silver belt buckle, long black pants, and a pair of black shoes.
"Jerry, look. We don't have a perfect marriage, but I'm not going anywhere." Berry says reassuringly while wearing a sleeveless green/yellow dress that shows off cleavage, a pair of red earrings, and a pair of red high heel shoes. "When we were in that freezer, I realized the Meeseeks are like the guys I went to high school with willing to say anything to 'Complete their task',"
"Was I one of those guys?" Jerry asked worriedly as Beth turned to shake her head at him.
"The difference is you didn't disappear afterwards."
"Well...I got you pregnant."
"Yeah..." Beth stated with a blank tone, annoyed that Jerry ruined the moment as Rick and the others appeared in the Living Room as they were shocked by the state of the house.
"What the hell happened to this place?"
"Uh, your Meeseeks box happened." A glaring Beth says as she and Jerry stand up from the floor to face the group. "They went crazy when they couldn't take two strokes off Jerry's golf game. He felt terrible."
"Hey, it's not my fault that Jerry's an idiot," Rick says defensively as Beth growles angrily.
"Dad! Is there anything you can do to clean this place up?" Beth asked tiredly as Rick hummed thoughtfully.
"Well, you know, I do have a Fleeseeks Box-,"
"No! No more boxes!" Jerry ordered with a scowl as Rick merely grinned at him cockily.
"What? It just has a mop and some floor wax in it. Wubba lubba dub dub." Rick says as everyone laughs. "Yeah! That's my new thing! I'm kind of like, what's his name? Arsenio? Isn't that it's what Arsenio used to say on his show? Wobble gobba lop bops! Right?! See you next week, everybody!" Rick cheered as he and the others waved at the readers.
~[Post Credit Scene]~
"Sir, I think you're going to want to see this." A Villager says while running over to his Mayor, who is staring up at a statue of a smiling King Jelly Bean standing next to a young boy with his hands on his shoulders as the Mayor turned to him. "We found this inside a lockbox inside King Jelly Bean's closet." The Villager says while shoving a box to the Mayor, who opened it as he nearly threw up at the sight of hundreds of pictures of many young boys that Mr. Jelly Bean had molested and raped over the years. "We have to tell the people."
"Wait. Destroy it." The Mayor asked with a glare as the Villager frowned but nodded as they both set the box on fire with a lighter and a match. "Our people will get more from the idea he represented...than from the jelly bean he actually was-,"
"COME ON AND COME ALL TO FIND OUT ABOUT THE DARK SECRET OF YOUR KING!" A pair of familiar voices rang out as the duo turned their heads and were stunned to see Leslie and Marc standing on a stage with a bunch of Villagers forming a crowd around them as there was a huge TV Screen placed above them, and it showed them various videos and photos of Mr. Jelly Bean molesting and raping innocent little boys, shocking and disgusting everyone as, after making sure that they exposed that pathetic pedophilic monster for who he is, Marc pulled out his Portal Gun and fired a dimensional portal in the wall as he and Leslie walked forward just as the villagers began rioting and they went over to knock down the statue of King Jelly Bean and began destroying it in their rage.
Meanwhile, back in the Prime Dimension, we cue at the Smith House at night time as we see a stoic Morty lying on his bed in his Bedroom while hugging himself as he earlier tried to take a breath but couldn't stand being naked right now so he decided to take a bath with his clothes on and merely laid down on his bed that way as, even though he was clean, Morty didn't FEEL clean due to being unable to wash away the wrenching and agonizing touch of Mr. Jelly Bean or his horrid breath and his slimy acidic feeling tongue as the horrified and traumatized 14-year-old boy rubbed his arms and took a shaking breath, knowing that he will never be the same after this whole mess.
"No...no...please...leave me alone..." Morty moaned while burying his face into his pillows, trying to forget what happened, but no matter how hard he tries, the teenage boy could still remember the agonizing event as if it happened a few seconds ago as his bedroom door creaked open and Morty turned his head to see an uncharacteristically concerned Rick poking his head into the room.
"Hey, Morty, everything okay?"
"..."
"Yeah, figured," Rick says with an awkward tone while looking around as Morty remains silent and turns away as a tense silence rang out. "Look, Morty, I know what happened," Rick says with a somber tone, causing Morty to flinch as he closed his eyes in frustration and sadness, hoping that his Grandfather didn't know that he was nearly raped today as Morty clenched his teeth.
"D-Did Leslie and Marc tell you?"
"No, I figured it out," Rick says while hesitantly stepping into the room as Morty struggles very hard to not tremble and face his Grandfather, not wanting to look pathetic and weak, nor does he want to see Rick's pity right now or else it will make him feel even worse. "Morty..." Rick says while stepping closer as Morty flinches sharply and turns to give him a look of utter tear and sorrow, making Rick's heart leap at his throat due to never seeing his grandson like this as he stayed rooted in place.
"R-Rick, please, don't-,"
"Morty, I'm not Rick the Boss right now, I'm Rick your Grandfather. You don't have to be afraid or pretend that you are fine." Rick says as Morty purses his lips but said nothing as he sniffles. "You don't have to be afraid anymore, Morty. Leslie, Marc, and I already murdered that son of a bitch. He can't hurt you anymore." Rick says as Morty looks surprised by this news, but oddly enough, he doesn't feel any better since the brown-haired boy could still FEEL Mr. Jellybean's presence, making his skin crawl as he hugs himself.
"G-Grandpa,"
"Yes, Morty?" Rick asked concernedly as Morty glanced up at him.
"C-Can...can you please...f-fix me."
"...I can't. I'm sorry, Morty, but...I can't." Rick says with a solemn, sympathetic tone, knowing that he can't fix Morty's trauma with his technology, as his Grandson flinched...and began trembling with tears leaking out of his eyes as he took a shaky breath and started crying silently as Rick couldn't help but go over to sit down on the bed and reached over to give him a comforting hug, allowing Morty to sob into his shirt as his soft cries rang out across the room.
And done. I hope that you guys enjoyed the new chapter, and I can't wait to write the next chapter.
Anyway, as always, I will catch you all later.