Chapter Two- Not So Happy Campers Part 2

After the 54 campers were all washed up and drying off, they were all gathered by the campfire pit where Chris was about to explain to rules of the game to them. "First I'd like to Camp Wawanakwa. This is

your home for the next nine weeks. The campers around you will be your cabin-mates, your competition,and maybe even your friends."

Duncan threatened Harold with a fist, Johnny Bravo is flexing his muscles at Heather and Gwen, they looked at him in disgust. "Ugh, moron!" Heather said and rolled her eyes in disgust.

"The camper who manages to last the longest, without getting voted off no no will win a grand prize of one hundred thousand dollars. As he said this, Eddy had money signs in his eyes as he imagined all the jaw breakers he could buy.

"Yeeah boii!" Said Grandad.

"Ye-yeah, I'm ready to get that guap." Riley said happily.

"So you mean out of 54 of us, only one of us will the winner and 53 of us will be the losers?" Vanellopee asked."

"Correct!"

"Excuse me what will the sleeping arrangements be, because I like to request a bunk under her." Duncan suggested and gestured his thumb at Heather.

"They're not co-ed are they? Heather asked.

"Nope, girls get one side of each cabin and dudes get the other."

"Excuse me, Kyle? Can I have a cabin with the lake view since I'm the prettiest?" Lindsey asked.

"You are, and that's not how it works around here, and, my name is Chris." He corrected her.

"I have to live Sadie or I'll die." Said Katie.

"And I'll break out in hives, it's true." Said Sadie. They both hold each other's hand.

"This cannot be happening right now." Gwen said in a dull tone.

"Oh come on guys, it'll be fun, it's like a big sleepover." Said Owen.

"At least yo don't have to sleep next to him." Said Tyler. They both look at Duncan harassing a buck.

"Here's the deal, I'm gonna split you into two teams if I call your name, stand over there." Chris said as he took out the assignment paper.

"Trent, Noah, Owen, Cody, Heather, Beth, Katie, Gwen, Justin, Leshawna, Lindsay, Lisa, Allen, Edd, Huey, Fred, Velma, Roberta, Kenny, Stan, Mike, Scooby, B, and Beavis."

"Umm, what? Hmm-hmm-heh." Beavis asked cluelessly.

"Go stand over there with your team." Chris ordered.

"Oh yeah. C'mon Butthead. Hmm-hmm-heh." Butthead followed his friend, but Chris stopped him.

"Whoa hold up, not you Butthead. I didn't call you."

"Uhh, this sucks. Uhh-huh-huh."

"Ugh, thank god!" Said Heather.

"Ok y'all, from this moment on, you are officially known as……" he pulls out a giant green poster and toss it at Owen. "……the screaming gophers"

"Yeah, I'm a gopher."

"Wait, what about Sadie?" Katie asked.

"Yeah and what about Butthead? This sucks. Hmm-hmm-heh."

"The rest of you still standing, Duncan, DJ, Harold, Eva, Courtney, Geoff, Bridgette, Sadie, Izzy, Ezekiel, Tyler, Kyle, Cartman, Bart, Shaggy, Daphne, Ed, Eddy, Sulley, Cleveland jr, Rallo, Riley, Robert, Vanellopee, Rapunzel, Eugene, Johnny, and Butthead. You guys will officially be known as….." he pulls out a giant red poster and toss it at Harold. "…..the killer bass."

"This is……so awesome." He said.

"But Katie's a gopher I have to be a gopher. It's so unfair."

"Sadie is it, c'mon, it'll be okay." Said Courtney.

"I miss you Katie."

"I miss you too Sadie."

"All right campers, you and your team will be on camera in all public areas during competition."

Confession Cam

[Chris]

"This is the confession cam. Here the campers can share there innermost thoughts to the viewing audience. Or if they want to get something off their chest, who they for who they want voted off the most."

[Gwen]

"Okay, so far, this place stinks."

[Lindsay]

She's facing the toilet. "I don't get it, where's the camera guy?"

[Huey]

"I can already tell that is gonna be a disaster. People are gonna get hurt or killed."

[B]

He just sits here and stares at the camera and shrugs.

[Owen]

"I have something important to tell you so listen carefully." He lets out a fart and laughs.

End Confession Cam

"Ok campers, this is your cabins, gophers on the right, and bass on the left." Said Chris.

The 54 campers grabbed their bags and headed for their cabins.

"Bunk beds? Isn't this a little summer camp for snot nose kids?" Heather complained.

"That's the idea genius." Said Gwen.

"Ugh shut it weird goth girl."

"You're so smart, I like that." Said Cody.

"I agree, I admire your wisdom, as we speak. Double D Edward." Double D politely greeted.

"Shouldn't you two be on the boys side of the cabin?" Gwen reminded them.

"Oh dear, you're right. Pardoned me." He said as he rushed to finds his bunk on the boys side.

"Where are the outlets? I have to plug in my straighten iron and my hair dryer."

"There are some in the communal bathroom."

"But I'm not catholic."

"Communal, Lindsey, not communion."

"It means we shower together, doofus."

Lindsey then let out a loud whine that made all the campers covered their ears.

"Wow, I'm glad we're in our own cabin, with just us guys if you know what I mean." Said Owen

Noah, Trent, Stan, Kenny, Ralph, Mike, and Fred looked at him funny.

"Dude, gay!" Said Stan.

"I mean……I didn't mean it like that. I love chicks, I just don't want to sleep with them, that's all."

An hour went by and the campers are in the main lodge.

"LISTEN UP!"

A very tall about six foot five muscular African American male in a chef's outfit was standing behind a counter, given the campers a serious look. "I serve it three times a day, and you will eat it three times a day. Grab a tray, get your food, and sit your butts down now." The chef shouted.

"Uhh, do you have like, nachos? Uhh-huh-huh." Butthead asked.

"Boy, all I can serve you is sloppy joes, and white rice. You got a problem with that?" He asked

"Yeah, this sucks. I'm not eating this crap. Uhh-huh-huh."

"Me either, mine got hair all over it. YUCK!!!!" Vanellopee said in disgust.

"Excuse me, I have hypoglycemia, real bad if I don't get enough sugar in my diet." Said Harold.

Chef's left eye begin twitching out of annoyance. "I said, SIT YOUR BUTT DOWN NOW!!!" He screamed again.

"Sheesh, don't have a cow man." Said Bart.

"What did you say, yellow boy?"

"I said, nice unibrow man."

The chef looks at his unibrow. "That's what I thought you said."

Chris walked in the main lodge. "Ok campers listen up, your first challenge begins….in one hour."

"What do you think they'll make us do?" Katie asked DJ.

"It's our first challenge, how hard can it be." DJ replied.

An hour later, the contestants changed into their swim suits and swim shorts and were now standing on top of a cliff staring down nervously.

Part three will be up soon