Chapter Four- Not So Happy Campers Part 4

As the screaming gophers having fun pulling their carts, the killer bass are struggling to push their heavy crates.

"C'mon guys, pick up the pace, we're way behind here." Courtney ordered.

"Right! Coming from a person who has a "medical condition", because she, "can't jump from a thousand feet cliff." Cartman said, mocking her.

"FYI, I'm the only one with CIT camping experience, so you all need me." She said as some rolled their eyes.

"I have to pee." Katie said to Sadie.

"You do? Oh my gosh, me too." Said Sadie.

A mosquito flew in Courtney's eye and bit her. "Ow, something bit me." She said, rubbing her eye.

Meanwhile, the gophers pulling their carts to the campgrounds.

"Wow, that was easy." Said Owen

Lisa, Huey, and Double D check on Stan after the loss of his friend Kenny.

"Stan, I'm sorry about your friend Kenny." Said Lisa.

"My condolences Stan, if you need to talk, we're here for you." Said Double D.

"Thanks guys, I'll be okay." Said Stan.

"Chris is gonna pay for this." Huey said in a serious tone.

Meanwhile, the killer bass are waiting for Katie and Sadie to finish peeing in the bushes.

"All better now?" Eva asked, being impatient. Katie and Sadie nodded.

"Good! Can we go now? My eye is swelling up." Courtney said, holding her eyes.

While Katie and Sadie are pushing the crate, they started feeling burning and itching on their rear ends.

"I'm itchy, are you itchy?"

"Yeah, I need to scratch real bad."

"Girls, it looks like you peed on a poison ivy bush." Said Bridgette.

Katie and Sadie started freaking out and started rubbing their butts against the sand. Eddy and Cartman started laughing at them.

Meanwhile, the gophers are opening up their crates with their teeth. The first crate has nails and hammers and second crate has wood.

"Hey, I just wanted to say that I'm sorry that I called you a ghetto rap star wannabe. And I absolutely love your earrings, they're so pretty." Heather lied.

"That's coo! And I'm sorry about throwing you over the cliff." Said Lashawna.

"No worries, I needed that. So we good?"

"Yeah, we're good."

After Heather and Lindsay are walking away, Lindsey started to wonder if Heather is really sorry.

"Umm, did you mean all that stuff you said to Lafonda back there?"

"Her name is Lashawna and heck no. And p.s, those are the ugliest earrings I have ever seen in my entire life."

"So if you hate her, why are you being so nice to her?" Lindsay asked cluelessly.

"It's called keeping your friends close and your enemies closer."

"Oooooooooohhh! But, I'm your friend, right?"

"Oh, sure, for now."

While the gophers were already building their hot tub, the killer bass showed up with their crates.

"Are you missing two white girls?" Lashawna asked them.

"They're getting a drink of water." Said Rapunzel.

"Yeah…….with their butts." Harold whispered to Ezekiel and Rallo as they snickered.

"And, what happened to your eye?"

"Oh, it's just an allergy, no worries." Courtney lied. "Okay guys, we have a hot tub to build. We need a project manager, and since I've actually been a cit before, I'm in charged on how to build our hot tub. Any questions?"

"Where do we begin, cyclops? Duncan asked sarcastically.

"Yeah, enlighten us, Mrs boss bitch." Said Cartman.

"Open the crates!" She snapped.

"Bridgette, go find those itchy girls, we need all the help we can get."

Later on, the gophers did an excellent job building their hot tub while the killer bass build their hot tub terribly. Chris inspected it and the gophers win, the killer bass hot tub collapsed and they lost.

At the main lodge, the killer bass has a decide which team member is getting eliminated tonight.

"So, what do we do now?" Katie asked.

"We have to figure out who we're gonna vote for."

"I think it should be princess, or the pretty red head, or the brick house here." Duncan said, pointing at Courtney, DJ and Daphne.

"What? Why me?" Courtney asked in shock.

"Because unless I'm mistaken, you three are the only ones here wearing chicken hats, and if we ever need to lift a truck, I like our odds with the big guy. He suggested, pointing at DJ. "And I wouldn't mind getting to know Mrs cutie here too." He said again, pointing at Daphne.

"I totally agree!" Johnny said, glancing at Daphne.

Daphne just rolled her eyes.

"But…but you guys need me. I'm the only one with……"

"We know WE KNOW, you used to be a real CIT. Whoopee!" Said Vanellopee.

"I just don't get why we lost, eh. Both our teams have lesser girls." Said Ezekiel.

The team gasped at Ezekiel's comment. Bridgette, Eva, Rapunzel, Izzy, and Vanillopee got up to confront him.

"And what is that supposed to mean?" Bridgette asked, glaring at him.

"Yeah homeschool, enlightened us." Eva said, slamming her fist on the table.

"Well, guys are a lot stronger and better at sports than girls."

The guys looked at Katie and Sadie weirdly.

"Oh snap, he did not just say that." Said Geoff.

"What? My dad told me to look out for the girls here, eh, and help them in case they can't keep up."

"You know what, this kid makes a valid point." Cartman agreed.

"Shut up, Cartman." Said Kyle.

Eva grabs Ezekiel by the neck and pick him up. "You still think we need help keeping up?" She snapped.

"Naw, I….I think you're good."

"Okay guys, give him a break. At least he doesn't think that guys are smarter than girls." Said Geoff.

"But they are, eh." Ezekiel said, making the girl's glare and growl at him.

"Wow! You're on your own, dude." Geoff said, slowly backing away.

That night, the killer bass is at the campfire ceremony to see who's getting eliminated tonight. Half of the teammates are glaring at Ezekiel.

"Dude, you got a lot to learn the real world." Duncan advised him.

Chris showed up with the big plate of marshmallows. "Killer bass, this is the camper ceremony. You cast your votes, and these marshmallows, represent…your life."Chris continued. "You've all cast your votes and made your decision, there are only 27 marshmallows. When I call your name, come up, and claim your marshmallow, and the camper who does not receive a marshmallow, you must immediately return to the dock of shame, to catch the boat of losers, and that means you're out of the contest, and you can't come back….EVER."

"The first marshmallow goes to…….

"Geoff"

"DJ"

"Izzy"

"Bart"

"Tyler"

"Katie"

"Cartman"

"Kyle"

"Grandad"

"Bridgette"

"Ed." Who?" Ed ask dimwittedly. "Get up and get your stupid marshmallow, you idiot." Eddy snapped. "MARSHMALLOW!" Ed happily yelped. He got up to get his marshmallow.

"Eddy"

"Harold"

"Riley"

"Rallo"

"Rapunzel"

"Junior."

"Sadie"

"Eugene"

"Johnny"

"Sulley"

"Vanillopee"

"Shaggy"

"Daphne"

"Eva"

Each one of them got up and claim there marshmallow, which only leaves Duncan, Courtney and Ezekiel left.

"Two marshmallows, three campers left, the next marshmallow goes to…."

"…….Duncan."

"Courtney, and Ezekiel, one marshmallow left, the final marshmallow…..goes to……

"...Ezekiel!" Feeling relieved, he got up to claim his marshmallow.

"WHAT???? Y'all voted for that nose picking sexist over me?" I demand a recount, right now."

"Sorry Courtney, rules are rules. It's time for you to take the dock of shame into the boat of losers.

Chef Hatchet restrained Courtney to the boat. "Let go of me this instant, you all are making a big mistake. I am a CIT, y'all need me."

Chef Hatchet threw her in the boat, she's still screams as the boat drives off. "You are all going to hear from my attorney."

The team just waved at her, and some are flipping her the bird and mooning her.

"Bye whore, don't let the door hit you in your ass on your way out." Cartman shouted.

Confession Cam

[Kyle]

"I'm so happy that Courtney is gone, now we can finally get along without her bossing us around."

I'm sorry I took too long with this chapter, I was busy coming up with new FanFictions.