triscythe59: Not really explained but Doom didn't really wanna do much. Mash has the best explanation.
guest: hmm
yogaratw607: I already have choose who from the Mashle team will become S-Class. Finn with Mira and Elfman sounds like a fun pairing.
freakingname13: (Mash: strong magic.\ Lucy: CHANGED AGAIN!). That's a cute headcannon! I don't think anyone would want to give him that... Maybe Cana just to mess with him.
Yorozuya Forever: same for you!
Stand up be Strong: thank you, hope you have a great new year!
Redburndragon: those sound like funny situations
guest: here ya go!
Animefan13579: yes.
guest: yep. Expect a lot of One Punch Man references when it comes to Mash, I even referenced Silver Fang's martial arts with Olore's shark stream
Guetwo: of course he can, after all, he is the exception! Always nice when the cocky ones bite it! Can't really spoil that! Its just a gag, this chapter tells ya how she knows about the other woman. That's a sick mug!
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A week now has passed, and quite a lot of stuff has happened, right after the defeat of Phantom the Magic Council appeared and almost arrested everyone present. The entire guild was interrogated and gladly they were let go. And right now, they were doing something quite important…
Rebuilding the guild!
Natsu was trying to help by carrying various massive pieces of wood behind his back, probably trying to show off and struggling a lot
"This is nothing! I-I'm just getting started!"
"Seems like you bit off more than you can chew, moron." Gray said while having a weird feeling that someone was watching him from a distance
"Ha! Don't get mad at me just because you can only carry some light weight!" Natsu mocked Gray, since the ice mage was only carrying one piece of wood
"What was that!? That's nothing! I didn't want to embarrass you but…" Gray said and…
The ice mage was now carrying an even bigger pile of wood now, clearly struggling to not be crushed by it
"H-How you ya like me now!"
"Great job Gray-sama!" Juvi clapped very rapidly to congratulate her love, having just appeared right there
"Where did you come from!?" Gray said before being crushed under the weight of the wood
"GRAY-SAMA!" Juvia screeched
"Hahaha! Yeah, I like it! That was super sad! Right Happy?" Natsu laughed
"Aye."
"Hey, you two. If you're done playing games how about you put your back into this? We need to put the guild back together pronto!" Erza said while wearing her Building Armor, it being a hardhat and yellow construction clothes
"Yeah, come on boys!" Lemon yelled while being on top of a massive mountain of wood being carried by Mash using only one arm
"YOU'RE NOT EVEN DOING ANYTHING!" Droy yelled
"Just a little more and we will be done." Mash said while taking a bite of a creampuff
"Even the master is getting into this." Mira said with a cute smile and giving drinks to the mages
"Yeah, he wants to take this opportunity to redesign the guild." Lance said while trying to read the blueprint
"I can't read this! It looks like a bunch of chicken scratches!" Dot yelled
"Not everyone is capable of seeing the artistic vision of the craft. You must keep an open mind to these types of things." Makarov said, being in his giant form while helping to build
"That's just a fancy way to say you don't know a thing too!" Dot yelled
"I can read it just fine." Finn said while looking at the blueprints, he had a lot of experience with building stuff so he could read it, and also do a better job than Mash at explaining things
"Where do I put this?" Erza asked Finn
"Right there." he pointed at the far left wall being built
"Woop!" Lemon said while being put down on the ground as Mash had just finished more of the building
"It's still crazy how Mash can do all of that without magic…" Levy laughed a little
—
"YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MAGIC, MASH!?" the entire guild yelled
"...N-n-n-n-n-no. I do have magic." Mash said while shaking
"You're terrible at lying!" they yelled
"What is your magic, then?" Lucy asked
"Strength magic." Mash answered
"YOU CHANGED IT AGAIN!"
"Mash, you don't need to hide it from us here." Finn said trying to make Mash more comfortable "Were your friends and this place isn't like home."
"What do you mean by that?" Gray asked confused
"Oh, where we live, people without magic are considered abandoned by God and so they are executed." Finn said while wincing
"THEY DO WHAT!?"
"We should really just give them a rundown of how our home works at this point…" Lance said looking away
"I don't need to worry about that, I don't have magic." Mash said simply
"I know you don't have magic." Rayne said, Mash was probably uncomfortable revealing that because he was around
"Well, it's over for me then." Mash said
"He doesn't even seem worried…" Love said with a sweatdrop
"But that doesn't mean the others have to know that I know." Rayne said confusing Mash "I won't tell anyone."
"Really?" Mash asked
"Yes. You won't be executed and this place is not like home." Rayne shrugged
"Exactly Mash. Fiore doesn't have a problem with people without magic, in fact, only a small percentage of the population is capable of using magic here. You are not going to be punished for something you have no control over." Erza said giving Mash a headpat
"Yeah! And if anyone tries I'll give them an earful!" Lemon said, hugging her husband in a protective way to take him away from the red-haired man stealer!
"We're friends, Mash. We don't give our friends away so the government can kill them." Lance said while crossing his arms, hating Mash for being magicless would mean also hating his sister when she got magicless, and that was just something that Lance couldn't do
"Yeah, Mash! You're part of the guild now! And you're strong as hell! Just because you don't have spells doesn't mean anything!" Natsu said putting a hand on his shoulder while giving him a toothy grin
"Although, how were you able to do all of that ridiculous stuff without magic?" Dot asked
"Sit ups, push ups, and plenty of creampuffs." Mash answered
"YOU HAVE THAT MUCH POWER BY JUST WORKING OUT!?"
—
Levy sighed remembering how that entire conversation went, Mash was just something else…
"Aah!" Natsu fell on the ground exhausted "I'm starving…"
"Now that you mentioned it, I could use some food." Gray said after getting free from the mountain of wood
"Here you go, Gray-sama!" Juvia said while giving him a bent box "Juvia made it with much love!"
"Oh, thanks." Gray said picking the box and opening, seeing a very cute bento, even with a heart made of rice in the middle and various meats
"Hey! I wanted a bento!" Natsu whined
"Here, Mash! I made this for you!" Lemon said giving her husband a bento box too
"Oh, thanks." Mash said opening the bento and seeing a big creampuff with everything a bento should have inside "Looks great."
"Thank you!" Lemon said while giving Juvia a small side eye "I'm the superior stalker~!"
"Juvia shall not be defeated by you, Lemon!" Juvia glared at Lemon, small lightning coming out of their eyes and clashing against each other
Those two gained a sort of rivalry after they were both caught stalking their respective lovers from the same bush, soon entering a competition about which one of them was the better wife and had the better husband. That competition is still continuing
"WHY DON'T I HAVE A STALKER!?" Dot yelled while kneeling on the ground depressed
"Don't wish for that type of stuff." Lance deadpanned
"Weird how I seem to be the most normal girl here." Love said. She had changed clothes now, wearing a pink crop-top with a big red heart in the middle, a long pink skirt and black shoes, her hair still being stylized into her twintails but now changed to look like two tornadoes. The side of her belly having a pink Fairy Tail guild mark
"I don't think you're normal." Milo told her, now wearing a purple wizard drive with a purple wizard hat, both looking way too big for him. On his cheek he had a green Fairy Tail guild mark
These two had joined the guild right after the defeat of Phantom and the interrogation of the magic council, managing to escape punishment by crying and saying they were forced to be a part of that, which worked, and so they ran back towards the guild like they were always a part of it, joining in without question. Seems like they just join whatever team is winning…
"This seems fine." Abel said as various of his puppets were helping in the construction. Along with him were Abyss and Rayne also helping around
Rayne didn't have a guild mark, he doesn't consider himself a member of the guild, but since his brother is there and he has nowhere else to go for now he will be sticking around until he can find a way to go back home
"Hey, Natsu, Gray…" Loke approached the two mages, looking half dead "Mind passing these keys to Lucy?"
"Are you okay?" Mash asked
"I-I'm fine, don't worry…" Loke told him
"Where did you disappear too, by the way? Haven't seen you all week! Don't tell me… You were searching for these the whole time!?" Gray yelled surprised
"W-what can I say? Being a gentleman isn't as easy as it looks…" Loke said with a weak laugh
"If you had asked, we could have helped you." Natsu said
"Aye!" Happy added
"N-never mind that. Where is Lucy?" Loke asked
"Sheh problafy at her houth brinrornrh." Natsu began saying with a full mouth
"Try swallowing first." Happy said
"At her home, probably." Gray said
"We should go there!" Natsu said excited
"Aye!"
"I mean, she didn't seem alright earlier." Gray pondered
"Let's all go then!" Natsu said with a big grin
"Sorry, can't. Remember how uncomfortable I get when I get near celestial mages." Loke said with a laugh
"Can't. Gotta do missions. We are trying to get enough money to buy a house so we can stop sleeping in everyone's place." Mash said with a thumbs up
"Alright then! I'll tell you guys what happens there then!" Natsu ran off while Gray gave Loke a suspicious look thanks to his half dead look
"Hey, you no good slackers! Back to work!" Erza ran after Natsu and Gray while swinging a hammer
"TIME TO RUN!" Natsu screamed while he and Gray ran away towards safety
—
Mash has reunited his team, and by him we mean Finn. The team being Mash, Finn, Lemon, Dot, Lance, Abel, Abyss, Love, Milo, and Rayne. They had gotten some jobs for them, if they divided themselves into groups they should be able to complete all of them today and get the necessary jewels to buy a house for them to live
"Okay, so I'll be dividing the missions here. Now, we shouldn't be able to do missions yet but I've collected these while you guys were being part of that whole cursed island thing and already got accepted, so these are the only exceptions and we have to make them count." Finn said looking at the missions "Okay, Mash, Lemon, and I will take this one. Dot and Love will have this one. Abel and Abbys can have this one. Lance and Milo have this one. And Rayne can take care of this one."
They got their respective jobs and looked at it, Dot glaring at Love for a moment who gulped and have him an awkward wave.
Class A job: Go into an abandoned temple and retrieve a golden chalice. Participants: Mash, Lemon, Finn
Class A job: Various monsters are causing a ruckus at a local village, send them away! Participants: Dot and Love
Class A job: I am testing some fighting automatons, help me test their fighting abilities! Participants: Lance and Milo
Class A job: Be guards at a bank for a whole day. Participants: Abel and Abyss
Class A job: a dark guild is terrorizing a village, help us! Participants: Rayne
"Huh, deja vu." Rayne said remembering his little adventure when he first got to this place
"Okay everyone, we will see each other at the end of the day. Let's hope we can all accomplish these." Finn said and they all nodded, ready to begin
—
Mash's team had gotten to their destination, they had seen the request sender first, that one being an old archeologist, a short old man with a very large beard, who wanted to study the golden chalice but never managed to get past the temple's traps. And now it was up to these three
"Are you guys ready?" Mash asked his two friends
"Of course!" Lemon said determined
"You're quite more energetic…" Finn said
"Yeah, I'm excited to prove that I'm not useless! I'll show them all what I can do!" Lemon exclaimed and ran into the temple, being followed by Mash and then Finn
"Well, Lemon is indeed kind of a prodigy so she isn't useless. I gave her a book about Take-Over magic some days ago and the next day she had already understood how to use it. However she still can't put it into practice. Lemon is amazing at understanding the theory of something but when it comes to putting it into practice she's not as good…" Finn thought about the blonde girl, if she put in enough effort she can be as strong as even someone like Lance "I'm sure we will be fine, I mean we also have Mash with us."
The three looked around the temple, it didn't have anything crazy, other than some paintings about wings and people worshiping said wings, the wings looking kinda bug-like. The three ended up finding a stair leading downwards and began walking down it, getting to the bottom and seeing a long corridor
"Well, if it isn't the most obvious trap filled room I ever saw." Finn deadpanned
"Mash, you know what to do!" Lemon said while pushing her husband forward
"Okay." Mash just accepted what he had to do
Mash walked down the corridor with Lemon and Finn staying right behind him for protection. Soon a trap was activated and a massive spiky ball came flying towards them from the ceiling, however Mash poked the ball and caused it to explode into pieces. A few steps after another trap was activated, causing spiked to come from the ground and try to stab Mash but he grabbed them and broke the spikes with ease.
"This is easy!" Lemon said with a smirk
And after a few steps another trap was opened, a hole appeared right below Lemon, causing her to fall down while screaming
"LEMON!" Finn yelled worried
A "thud" could be heard from the hole before they heard Lemon's voice
"I'm okay! Don't worry, I can find a way back or just use some chains to crawl back up! Continue and finish the mission… But if I don't, come back for me!"
"Okay. Just stay safe." Mash said trusting the girl to stay safe
On the lower parts of the dungeon, Lemon was just getting up after that large fall, looking around and trying to find a way back up. Walking around while looking around, seeing more drawings of those wings. Why were they worshiped so much?
"This place is creepy…" Lemon said while pulling out her wand from her pocket just to be prepared
She continued her walking, this place felt a lot bigger than it looked outside, and the weirdest part was that this corridor didn't have any traps. It was just a very long corridor. After what felt like half an hour walking she got to a very big room, no, it looked more like a cave. It had a small river running through the sides, creating a path down to a big nest on top of a boulder, a smaller rock being right in front of it, the small rock having an orange key on top of it
"Huh? What is this? Is it a… Shrine?" Lemon said confused while walking up to the weird shrine
Getting near that she saw something worrying, there was an egg inside the nest! Or, what looked like an egg, she wasn't really sure actually, it was quite big so it wasn't any normal bird egg, maybe it was from some monster? She gulped a little and looked at the key on the smaller rock, there was some scripture on it, she couldn't quite read it but she did grab the key since it looked important, however, right below it there was a name written on the rock
"'Mothra'?" Lemon read the name confused
Suddenly she heard a crack causing the girl to yelp and walk back, the egg inside the nest being what made that noise! The egg began to crack and slowly out of it a creature came out, it was… A caterpillar? It really looked like some kind of bug but in a larval state. The creature looked around confused as it cried out for something, it wasn't that big, around the size of Lemon's leg, it had a rectangular mouth that opened to the sides and two blue eyes at the side of its face, it's asking being a brownish color and having various small black legs. It spotted Lemon and cried out for her, jumping out of the nest and crawling up to her
"Eh? H-hi little guy?" Lemon said as the creature approached her and then began to headbutt her leg
"Scree scree!"
It's screeched happily as it began to crawl up Lemon, causing to girl to yelp a little as it finally got to the top of her head, resting its head there
"D-did it imprint on me? Does it think I'm it mom!?" Lemon thought confused before a big smile appeared on her face "I'll call you Puffy! Come on, I'll show you to your papa! Now… How do I get out of here?"
Puffy, now that's it's name, screeched while turning its head to the other side is the cave, causing Lemon to nod and follow wherever it was pointing. Lemon had put the weird orange key in her pocket, it glowing slightly as Lemon heard a high and loud "SQUEEEAK!" in her mind
"RUNNING FASTER NOW!" which caused the girl to book it even faster
Back at Mash and Finn, after they ran through various traps and had Mash destroy them quite easily they finally got to the golden chalice, which was on a small pedestal
"Okay, we are going to grab that and when the boulder comes rolling you are going to punch it and destroy it." Finn told Mash causing the boy to nod
"Okay." Mash gave him a thumbs up
The two slowly walked towards the pedestal and Finn went to grab the chalice, when…
"Couldn't you just use your magic to change it with a random rock? Then we can run the moment the trap gets set." Mash said causing Finn to stop and think about it
"Oh… Yeah, I could." Finn realized, he was kinda dumb on this one
Both of them felt the entire dungeon beginning to shake, looking around confused, or panicked in Finn's case, the two saw Lemon coming running into the room from a secret entrance, and for some reason she had a giant caterpillar on her head, she ran right through them and right behind her a giant stone golem came crashing through the wall
"RUUUUUUUN!" Lemon screamed causing Finn to scream too and begin running, Mash just went with the flow and ran after them
"CHANGEAS!" Finn yelled while swinging his wand and then changed the placement of one of the falling rubles with the chalice, making it fall right into his hand "WHAT HAPPENED!?"
"I DON'T KNOW! I WAS TRYING TO FIND AN EXIT AND OUT OF NOWHERE THAT THING BEGAN TO RUN AFTER ME!" Lemon explained while panicking
"SCREE SCREE!" Puffy screeched
"AND WHAT IS THAT THING!?"
"DON'T CALL MY SON A THING!"
"SON!?" Finn was just incredibly confused
"Oh, I almost forgot. Mash, say hello to Puffy! He is our child now." Lemon said with the sweetest smile ever
"Hi."
"Scree!"
"DON'T ACT LIKE THIS IS NORMAL!"
The three finally managed to run off the temple with the Golem still coming after them, Mash however got tired of this and grabbed a tree and threw it at the golem, exploding it into millions of pieces and defeating it. The other two were panting a lot after running so much
"Mission accomplished." Mash lifted his arms in victory
"WOOOHO!"
Mash, Lemon, Finn: mission accomplished. Reward: 100.000 jewels, a weird key and a child
—
With Dot and Love, the two of them got to the village and heard from the mayor, a young man with a monocle wearing a suit, and his assistant, a very tall woman wearing a red dress and having orange hair, that a massive infestation of Gokiboris, massive beetle type bugs that can become balls, they have shells as strong as steel so they are quite hard to deal with. And now Love and Dot had to deal with it
"Uh… So, we are working together now. So we can understand each other…" Love tried to talk
"I still don't like you thanks to what you said at school, but I am willing to forgive that since you are seemingly actually trying to help." Dot said while scratching his head
"Tchank you sho mush!" Love said while crying cutely
"Yeah yeah, I just don't like bullying girls." Dot said before pulling out his wand "So, lets go get these bugs!"
"You still don't know how to use magic from this place?" Love asked confused
"I have yet to train in it…" Dot looked away
"I can teach you the basics real quick." Love shrugged
"Really!?" Dot widened his eyes while looking back at her
"Yes! It's easy. You see, for you to use magic from here you have to learn how to use the basics of elemental magic, then you create your own spells using those basics. My spells are the same, I learned how to use this place's wind magic, and then I created my spells! Tornado Punch!" Love explained, spinning her arm and punching the air, sending a wind fist towards one of the big bugs, sending them flying away
"But… I don't know the basics…" Dot said while looking at her
"And that is what I'm going to teach you!" Love said, putting her hands on her hips "With one condition."
"Which is?"
"Say I'm cute."
Dot stared at her for a few seconds before breathing in
"I'm sorry but I'm already interested in another person." Dot said and was bonked on the head by Love's wand
"Call me cute and I'll teach you magic!"
"Arh! Fine, fine, you're cute!"
"Thank you!" Love said winking at him "So, as Wirth taught me, magic is the embodiment of your spirit, when the physical spirit of someone connects with the spiritual flow of nature it creates magic. You need some very big mental capabilities for someone to learn and use magic, we already have a lot of experience with magic so we don't have a problem with that. Now, it gets weird, magic here comes from faith. You can get it by studying some forms of magic from books but the basics you can learn on the fly just by using this. Try to exert your mana into a spell, your personal magic is explosion, so try exerting it as explosion magic to make it easier."
"Okay, I think I get it." Dot nodded understanding her explanation, he may not seem like it but he is a very studious guy
"Good! Now go and train on those bugs!" Love told him while pointing at the bugs
"But, why can't I just use my wand on these guys? We just have to send them away so some explosions will probably scare them off." Dot said while thinking
"Complete this mission without using your wand and I let you touch my midriff for a full minute." Love told him
Dot then charged at the bugs at full speed, jumping incredibly high and having a massive amount of magic power emanating from him, a massive magic circle appearing in front of him
"BEGONE!"
He punched the magic circle and caused a massive amount of fireballs to rain down on the bugs, causing massive explosions that startled them and caused them to run away in fear, Dot fell on the ground with a proud smirk
"Fuck off you dumb bugs! I win!" he yelled before falling on the ground for over exerting himself
"You used too much magic power but you being able to do a spell like that just after my explanation was very cute." Love told him "So being horny makes him stronger? The power of a pervert is weird…"
"C-can I get my reward now…?" Dot asked as he struggled to get up
"..." Love sighed and lifted her arms up while blushing "Well, a promise is a promise…"
"HELL YEAH!" Dot forgave everything she has ever done in the past now
Dot, Love: mission accomplished. Rewards: 50.000 jewels, learned how to use magic and Dot's happiness!
—
Milo and Lance were in the middle of their mission, they found a scientist girl with brown hair and red and black tight clothes, they were fighting her automatons and Lance took that opportunity to learn from Milo on how to use magic from this place
"Gravity Shot." Lance said as he blasted a ball of gravity, pulling the machines into it before hitting the wall and exploding
"Amazing. You just learned how to do this and are already this good." Milo said genuinely impressed
"Yes, but I still use too much mana using these spells, I have to train more to lower the cost of magic power." Lance said while dodging an attack from one of the machines
"Indeed, when you first learn, the magic usage is quite big. Stonehenge Fist." Milo said while pointing the wand forward and sending a big rock fist toward the machines
Lance, Milo: mission accomplished. Rewards: 80.000 jewels, learned how to use magic and Lance is now missing his sister even more (this happens every second he stays away from any kind of image of her)
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Abel and Abyss were acting as bodyguards off a bank, however they were really bored because there was literally nothing happening there, but why is that?
—
In the same city, Rayne was doing his mission, the divine visionary getting the mission to defeat the dark guild Gnome Toe, which was very easy thanks to his power. It didn't even take five minutes, he walked inside the guild hall, the guild members boasted saying how strong they were and how they would never be defeated, and then the entire guild had sword holes and they were being taken to jail, and Rayne even met a familiar face
"Oh, you again." Rayne said surprised
It was Frost, the leader of the military elite of the magic council
"And we meet again. Did you have your business with the Fairy Tail guild dealt with?" she asked
"I have." Rayne answered bluntly
"As blunt as ever." Frost sweatdropped "Well, it is nice to see you again. I'll be able to have some free time soon, and I do hope to get some information from you about your world."
Rayne looked confused at what she said, this was actually the first time he heard about another world
"By your expression I can see you didn't know that. I got information from the higher ups about how people with lines on their faces being from a different world, in fact, some of them even manage to get to the ranks of the Wizard Saints." Frost explained "That is all the information I know."
"And who are these people who got to that rank?" Rayne asked
"It was after an attack against one of the Wizard Saints, Siegrain." Frost began
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A man with long white hair and two lines on his eye, simulating the points of a clock, was facing down Siegrain. The man with white hair having a confident smile on his face
"Who are you!?" Siegrain yelled while panting, tired from fighting
"The name is Innocent Zero, and I was here for the girl, but it seems it won't be so easy." Innocent said, looking towards Ultear, who was glaring at him
"Meteor!" Siegrain yelled and became covered by a yellow aura, charging at Innocent at light speed and being milimiters from hitting him in the face, only for Innocent to disappear and hit him with a small magic ball, sending Siegrain to the ground and into a hole
"I've seen enough. I've got a better idea of what to do…" Innocent then disappeared, confusing Siegrain and Ultear
—
"In that same week new members joined the Wizard Saints, a reunion is going to be held in the future about this and this knowledge will become public, but I'll tell you who these new members are to see if you know who they are." Frost crossed her arms while looking at Rayne "The first one is an old man, tall and with a very long beard and long hair both being white, he wears a blue wizard coat and has circular glasses, his line is right below his eye and it moves down until his mouth with a small turn on the beginning."
Rayne frowned slightly, from that description… That was mister Wahlberg
"The second one is a young man with blond hair tied into a ponytail, having a white coat on his shoulders and a massive yellow scarf with stars on it, he wears a suit similar to yours but with more flamboyant colors, he has two small lines right below his eye and often narrates what he does."
Rayne deadpanned at that. That was Ryoh. No mistake about it. Wait, if Ryoh is here then that means that the other Divine Visionaries also managed to find a way to get here!
"The third one is a woman with long blond hair, she wears a red dress and has star earrings, she is mostly seen with her eyes closed and has two marks on her face that resemble the shape of a flower. She also has a very intimidating aura about herself."
Rayne didn't know who she was but if she was put on the same level as Wahlberg and Ryoh then she must be incredibly strong
"And the last one I won't be surprised if you don't know, he does not have a mark on his face, he wears black robes and has short red hair, he doesn't seem that memorable but he did give them a name, it was Marcus."
This one was completely unknown for Rayne, he didn't know what to make of this information
"Now, tell me everything you know about these people."
Rayne: mission accomplished. Reward: 100.000 jewels, information and a woman who won't leave him alone.
Abel, Abyss: mission accomplished. Reward: 50.000 jewels, boredom
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It was now the end of the day, the team had joined in and shared their experiences in their mission while Finn joined in all of their payments
"Lance, don't be a jerk! He's my son!" Lemon yelled while hugging Puffy
"That thing is a gross creature." Lance said, his fear of bugs coming out
"Is Lance scared of bugs?" Dot teased
"Shut up."
"Mash, tell him that he can't get rid of our baby!" Lemon said while giving puppy eyes to Mash, even Puffy was giving him puppy eyes
"Yeah Lance, sorry, we are keeping Puffy, I don't want to hurt Lemon's feelings." Mash said and Lemon jumped with happiness
"Whatever." Lance mumbled while looking away
"Okay! I counted the money and we have enough to rent a house big enough for all of us!" Finn said and the team celebrated
"HELL YEAH!" Dot yelled
"Victory." Mash did two peace signs
"Victory, victory, victory, victory, victory, victory!" Love and Lemon were doing cheerleader dances while orbiting Mash
"Scree Scree!"
"And I'll put it in my name since I'm the oldest and don't have a criminal record." Rayne said making Abel look away
—
After a few days the guild was finally rebuilt enough for the members to be able to get jobs again, causing them all to cheer in excitement
"Hell yeah!" Dot cheered again
"Can't you say anything else?" Lance asked
"You said that to your father!?" Finn said surprised
"Yeah, and then walked right away. I don't think he will be bothering us anymore." Lucy said with a proud smile
"Wow! That's awesome, Lucy!" Finn said, causing the girl to giggle a little. For some reason he felt something explosive glaring at him
Suddenly a table came flying and hit Dot right in the back, Finn immediately looked at Lance but the boy shook his head, and then the culprit was revealed
"You dare say that again, Laxus!"
"Erza!?" Lucy yelled surprised
"How about I say it more clearly? This guild doesn't need weaklings!" Laxus said with a grin making Erza glare at him "While I was fighting someone who was actually strong you idiots got beaten up by those useless pricks from Phantom? Please, that Doom guy I fought is way better than all of you, even if he did run away during our fight, at least he wasn't getting his ass kicked by bugs!"
Love, Milo, and Juvia glared at Laxus for a moment, he was insulting them a lot but they knew they couldn't do anything to him
"Laxus is back!?" Happy yelled surprised
"And he already starts mounting off." Gray said while crossing his arms
"I'm talking about you!" Laxus pointed at Levy and her friends, including Lemon who was trying to hide herself behind Mash "I heard you guys were hospitalized by Gajeel! Speaking of which, what even are your names!? Who are you guys!? You're a disgrace to this guild! Just leave already and save everyone the trouble of having to take care of useless weaklings like you!"
Levy looked down and tried her best not to cry, Jet and Droy looked away in shame, while Lemon held onto Mash while her eyes began to water, Puffy tried his best to comfort his mama but this assault was too much. Laxus was laughing like a mad man, now not only being glared at by Erza but by also Mash now
"He's being too harsh…" Lucy said while gritting her teeth
"Oh look, it's the princess that caused all of this!" Laxus began
"Laxus!" Mira yelled, causing him to stop for a moment "That matter is closed. There was no talk of blame from the start. You didn't take part in the entire situation so you don't need to add fuel to the fire. The Master said so."
"Yeah, this doesn't have anything to do with me. But if it did, I wouldn't have gotten my ass beaten this bad!" Laxus said with a sadistic grin
"LAXUS, YOU BASTARD!" Natsu yelled while trying to punch Laxus, only for him to become lightning and easily dodge the attack
"Hah! You try to fight me but you can't even touch me! Pathetic!" Laxus cackled before Mash took a shot at this, appearing in front of Laxus and trying to punch him in the face
Laxus simply smirked and turned his body into lightning to make Mash go right through him… Only for Mash's punch to actually connect and send Laxis flying through various tables
"What!?" Laxus yelled in shock as his nose began to bleed thanks to the attack
"Rubber gloves." Mash said while showing off his gloves. He then pointed at Lemon who was staring at them in shock "You almost made her cry, and I don't let anyone who does that to my friends walk away without getting a good punch to the face."
"Ohoho, so you wanna go at it again, brat!?" Laxus yelled while glaring at Mash, lightning emanating from his body "I heard you can't even use magic, right? What if I find where you're from and tell everyone about that? Then you'd finally stop being a rock on my shoe!"
"ENOUGH!" Mira screamed while punching her table, causing the two to look at her "STOP THIS RIGHT NOW!"
Mash looked at Mira and sighed, this situation was escalating too much, he glared at Laxus who just scoffed and turned away, going to do something else with his time
"Whatever. But just so you all know, when I become the new guild master, I'm getting rid of all the weak pieces of shit in here! I'll make the strongest guild in Fiore! The strongest guild in history!" Laxus yelled before going away
"I think whenever he and Mash meet they are going to fight…" Finn sighed, glad that no one died this time
"Become the new guild master, what kind of nonsense is he spouting?" Lucy said angrily
"It isn't really nonsense since he is the actual grandson of the guild master." Mira explained causing the newbies to look at her with wide eyes
"HOW CAN SOMEONE BE THE GRANDSON OF SUCH A NICE MAN AND ALSO BE SUCH A JERK!?" Finn yelled in shock
"We don't know. And sadly if the master retires, Laxus will be the most likely to become the new guild master." Mira said
"Yeah… but I don't want that. For someone who sees his companions like that to be master…" Lucy pouted while looking down
"That's why there's a rumor saying that the master can't retire because of that." Mira explained
"Is he waiting for him to become more mature?" Abel asked
"Well, it's just a rumor. In reality the master hasn't even said anything about a successor." Mira said while shrugging
"Hmm…" Rayne hummed while thinking
—
A few more days have passed and now Gray and Natsu were fighting once again
"Can you two stop?" Lance asked tired of them
"No! Hey, Lucy! Say, who was the one who won the-" the two began before
"Cut it out." Lucy answered with the most dead serious face in the universe causing the two to flinch
"Damn, Lucy, are you okay?" Finn asked as Lucy sat down
"Humpf!"
"Hey! What happened!?"
"This can't be!"
"Uwaaa!"
The two then heard various female voices right besides them, turning around they see various girls crying to Mira
"What is going on?" Lucy asked
"Loke out of nowhere broke up with me yesterday!"
"I don't know why! He just appeared and said we couldn't be together anymore!"
"Where is he!? He needs to give me an explanation!"
"Why would Loke break up with all of his girlfriends out of nowhere?" Lucy asked herself
"And why does he have so many girlfriends!?" Finn yelled
"Oh, that son of a bitch!" Dot yelled in anger of that pretty boy womanizer
"Hey, Lucy! A little help here!" Mira called for assistance
"Huh!?" all of the rejected girlfriends then turned towards Lucy
"Who is this!? Is this his new girl!?"
"She's kinda cute too!"
"And has huge boobs!"
"Don't involve me in this, Mira!" Lucy then ran away to safety
"I can't help but feel like we are missing some very important stuff…" Finn said confused about what was happening
"Hey, Finn. Wanna go on a mission with me and Lemon?" Mash asked
"We are going to save a kitty from a tree!" Lemon said while Puffy screeched happily on her head
"...Sure."
—
On the next day, the plot had happened without them so they needed a recap
"YOU'RE A CELESTIAL SPIRIT!?" Natsu yelled while orbiting Loke
"Yeah, that's what I just told you." Loke said while rubbing his hand on the back of his head
"I never noticed." Gray said while crossing his arms
"This damn pretty boy is now Lucy's servant!?" Dot cursed another pretty boy of living his dreams of serving a hot mistress
"The Celestial Spirit King!?" Finn said in shock
"Yes! It took a big tool on me but I did it!" Lucy said with a smile
"You're amazing Lucy! I don't really understand what that is but from the way you described it, that guy must be some kind of God! And you managed to summon it!" Finn said impressed
"Hehe, thanks!" Lucy said with a small blush
"AND THEN THERE'S THIS DUDE!" Dot yelled at how well Finn and Lucy managed to hit it off
"You're a celestial spirit?" Mash asked while looking at Loke "You don't look like a cow or a horse."
"Well, Virgo is one too and she looks like a person." Loke said with a laugh
"Do not mention that wench." Lemon said with a dark aura around her. That was the first one she was going to kill, her and the mysterious girl that fought Mash on the Mecha Phantom Lord
"What's up with her?" Lance asked
"She gets like this now after I told her about Virgo and the girl I fought on the robot." Mash said. Maybe he shouldn't tell everything that happens in his missions to her
"Loke is the Celestial Spirit of the Lion." Lucy explained
"He doesn't look like a lion either." Mash said while Natsu someone turned his head into a lion's
"A lion? That's just a grown up cat, isn't it?" Happy asked
"Yes." Like answered
"NO!" Lucy yelled
"So cool!" Happy said
"So, are you capable of continuing on like you did before?" Abyss asked
"Sadly, those days are past me now. Now that Lucy is my master, whenever she is in danger I'll valiantly show up to save her. I'm her knight in shining armor after all." Loke said as he picked Lucy up bridal style and began to take her away "Speaking of which, let's talk about our plans for the future."
"OI, COME BACK HERE YOU SHITTY PRETTY BOY!" Dot screamed
"Oh Gray, you're my knight, right?" Juvia jumped on top of Gray sending him to the ground
"AAAH!"
"Loke, let me go!" Lucy yelled
Natsu however was very deep in thought right now
"Damn, I want a celestial spirit too." Natsu said
"What kind, tho?" Happy asked
"A dragon of course! I learned Dragon Slayer magic but if I can't use it on a real dragon it just goes to waste!" Natsu said while shadow boxing
"You just want one to fight it…" Lucy sweatdropped
"Well, it would be nice to have more friends." Mash said thinking about celestial spirits
"Lucy is right, you must summon your celestial spirits for the right things. Like love confessions~" Loke got really close to Lucy
"Okay, time for you to go." Lucy lifted up his key
"FINALLY!" Dot thanked the gods
"Jealous?" Lance said making Dot glare at him
"YOU'RE A PRETTY BOY TOO, Y'KNOW!"
"Wait! Before you do so, here." Loke said while taking out various tickets and giving it to them
"What are these?" Lucy asked
"Well since I can't stay in the human world for long periods of time I don't need them anymore. It was for a beach resort where I would spend time with my girlfriends, but since you guys helped me out a lot, you can have it." Loke said making all of them widened their eyes in surprise
"The beach!" Lucy yelled with a smile
"Oooooh!" Natsu was very happy
"I've never stayed at such a rich hotel!" Gray said with sparks in his eyes
"Juvia got one too!" Juvia cheered
"Why did we get one?" Rayne asked
"Well, you guys are Lucy's friends and helped quite a lot on the whole Phantom Lord situation, so I wanted to give something nice to you all." Loke said while he disappeared "And I also had a lot of those, so don't worry about it! See ya later!"
"Bye!" Happy waved
Erza walked by them already dressed up for the occasion, with even a floaty around her waist, and a massive cart full of baggage
"Why are you all standing around? If you want to catch a ride just hop on." Erza said with a completely serious face
"Yeah, that's Erza." Finn smiled while sighing
"Let's go, Mash! Time for a beach!" Lemon said with a big smile
"I've never been to a beach, and going to one for the first time with all of my friends sounds like the best way to do so." Mash said with a tiny smile
"TIME FOR A BEACH EPISODE! THESE DAYS HAVE BEEN THE BEST FOR US! NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY MAKE THIS GO WRONG!" Dot yelled in pure bliss
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And now the team has a house and a beach episode! Wow! Everything is sure going well for them!
Laxus moment when someone doen't just one shot an entire guild
Laxus: You're life means nothing! You serve zero purpose! You should kill yourself now!
Now it will begin! Tower of Heaven! I will add more of the FT peeps into this so who do you think will be included? And yes, the entire Mashle crew that is in FT will be a part of this!
And yeah, the app is still bugged so expect some weird things with the text, sorry. But everyone have a happy new year!
