UNI

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Baa baa baa baa.

Just kidding. In Aslan's land, animal talk. Uni not talk good because not practice and have small baseball brain, but okay?

Not comfortable ride. Zombie Dwarf tie me legs together like rodeo, and am upside down in sled thing.

Dark...see many tree, not much else. Full moon. Star. Human Close-Friend: Master Baabi and Sheelaaa.

Bad Glowing Skull Woman say something to Dead Dwarf. Uni no understand.

Uni wiggle up to Master's lap, ask him please untie legs. Uni no say in English because of Skull Woman, but Master understand Uni.

"Beautiful Girl," he bleat. "I no can help, hands tied too. Me very tired. Maybe you chew rope with mighty horse teeth and free both us please?"

"Me try for Master," I grunt.

Uni think about teleporting free from ropes, but Uni already teleport once today. On mountain. Uni no teleport again till sunrise.

Very tough rope. Much chewings. Many tree pass by. I get feets free, but lay down after because Skull Woman look back suspicious.

I get close to Master, chew rope on wrist. "You much strong but also much weak," I mutter between chewings.

He shrug and say, "I not good unicorn."

"Yes, but you good Master, so that is okay." All this we say with much quiet of course. "You scent much strong. Is non-family human female nearby?"

"No. Got hot and did not wash me body. I much embarrassed."

"Do not be. It smell interesting."

I finish chewing rope, try to chew rope on Master's ankles.

"Leave it. Free family female."

I crawl to Red Hair. "I chew you rope now, okay?"

"Hurry!" she bleat.

"You speak Uni language good. Uni proud." I chew through rope. Again very tough. Uni look back and see Master try to untie legs, cannot. "Master, you should let Uni chew ropes!"

Master only shake head no. Master do what he do.

Master do pull feet free, but take much time. Uni finish Red Hair ropes while wait for Master stubborn-working.

Master and Red Head cautiously get up, try sneak up and take Magicthings.

"No no," Uni bleat in firm-quiet voice. "Please go, not safe. Magicthing not important."

Uni get up on side of sled to show them where to go. "Like this!"

They get caught.

Skeleton Woman turn around and shriek. Wave wand. Master and Red Head no move, like statue, because of magic.

Sled hit bump. I fly off back, into dirt and rocks, roll down hill behind bush.

I try get up, but slip and fall down hole.

Dark hole. Many bats. Many fang bitings.

I fall, hurt leg bad.

Uni alone in much dark place. Dirt cave. Bad leg, worry about Master and Red Head with Skeleton Woman.

Where they go?

Uni no hear them. No noise of sled.

They gone. Uni cry much.