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Chapter Five: The Flys - Got You Where I Want You

Beavis - Feet. Heh heh.

Butthead - Uhh, is this Nickelodeon?

Beavis - No way, Butthead, that channel sucks.

Butthead - Yeah, Uh huh huh huh.

Beavis - Um, These guys look familiar.

Butthead - Yeah, they look like those guys at school who pick up all the chicks.

Beavis - Yeah, I think Todd hangs out with these guys.

Butthead - Really? huh huh huh, cool.

Beavis - We should hang out with the guys

Butthead - Whoa! huh huh huh. Check out that chick.

Beavis - Where?

Butthead - Right there, dumbass.

Beavis - Cool. meh heh heh. Boi-oi-oi-oi-oiiing!

Butthead - Hey, baby, Uh huh huh huh.

Beavis - Whoa, check it out, she just pushed those guys off the cliff.

Butthead - Uhh, yeah.

Beavis - She looks familiar.

Butthead - Uhh, I think this is that chick that sleeps with that one guy.

Beavis - Which one?

Butthead - The one who lives at the creek.

Beavis - Oh yeah, meh heh heh. That guy's a wuss.

Butthead - Uh, huh huh huh.

Beavis - Hey, Butthead, why are they jumping off the cliff?

Butthead - Ehhhh, because they're like going swimming in the ocean, butt-munch.

Beavis - Oh yeah, meh heh heh. Water is cool.

Butthead - Yeah. Uh huh huh huh.

End of Chapter Five


(Author's Note: Stay tuned for the next chapter).