(Disclaimer: I own nothing, they are the property of their respective owners).

(Author's Note: This chapter is gonna be short, plus this is one of my favorite songs from the Smashing Pumpkins, here it is).


Chapter Seven: The Smashing Pumpkins - Ava Adore

Beavis - Um, meh, is that Uncle Fester?

Butthead - Uh, I think so.

Beavis - What's he doing here?

Butthead - Uh, maybe he blew up another person.

Beavis - Lurch?

Butthead - No, dumbass, someone who sucks, Uh huh huh huh.

Beavis - He said whore.

Butthead - Yeah, Uh huh huh huh, he's talking about your mom.

Beavis - My mom's a slut...meh heh heh.

Beavis - Hey, butthead check it out, it's that one place.

Butthead - Uh, What place?

Beavis - You know, the one that flew over cuckoos nest.

Butthead - Oh yeah, huh huh huh.

Beavis - Who's that blonde chick?

Butthead - I think it's Hole.

Beavis - You said hole, meh heh heh.

Butthead - Check it out, it's twin peaks.

Beavis - Where's Agent Cooper at?

Butthead - He's probably scoring with that one chick.

Beavis - Really? cool.

Butthead - Next

Beavis - Everyone is bald right there.

Beavis - Hey, is that Bjork?

Butthead - No, that's that one dude.

Beavis - Oh yeah, meh heh heh.

Butthead - I think he said we must never be a fart.

Butthead then farts.

Beavis - What's going on? These people just stand there in front of mirrors.

Butthead - This looks like one of those videos that those dorks with cameras make during lunch.

Beavis - Yeah, they suck, meh heh heh.

Butthead - Cool a party.

Beavis - Um meh, where's the beer?

Butthead - Maybe it's one of those lame parties that Stewart's mom has.

Beavis - Cool, it's like they're on a movie set.

Butthead - Yeah. Uh huh huh huh.

Beavis - Hey, Butthead, look, it's Caligula.

Butthead - Cool, maybe well see some naked chicks.

Beavis - Show them, show them!

Butthead - No naked chicks here, Beavis.

Beavis - Dammit, we didn't see anything in this video.

Butthead - Calm down beavis.

Beavis - All we see is just bjork, this weird girl, and Uncle Fester. This video sucks, change it.

End of Chapter Seven.


(Author's Note: Stay tuned for the next couple of chapters).