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Chapter Eight: Buckcherry - Lit up
Beavis - Hey, Butthead, check it out, it's Aerosmith.
Butthead - Uhh, that's not Aerosmith.
Beavis - It looks like him.
Butthead - That's his son.
Beavis - Who are these guys?
Butthead - Uhh, maybe it's the sons of the other band members.
Beavis - Yeah, meh heh heh. Sons of Aerosmith.
The two of them headbang.
Beavis - That guitar player plays better than Joe Perry.
Butthead - Uhh, no he doesn't, Joe Perry can kick this guys ass.
Beavis - Really? Cool, meh heh heh.
Butthead - Whoa, check out the chicks.
Beavis - Uh meh heh heh, Boi-oi-oi-oi-oiiing! We could probably score with them.
Butthead - I probably could, but not you. Uh huh huh huh, you're a buttmunch.
Beavis - Shut up, Butthead!
Butthead smacks Beavis.
Beavis - Ow, cut it out, Butthead, I'm gonna kick you in the nads.
Butthead - Dumbass.
Beavis - These guys must love cocaine a lot to sing about it.
Butthead - Yeah, Uh huh huh huh. They must be fans of Tony Montana.
Beavis - Yeah, heh heh, YOU WANNA PLAY ROUGH?! SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!
Butthead - Good one, dude, Uh huh huh huh.
End of Chapter Eight.
(Author's Note: Stay tuned for the next chapter.