Picture the scene. The boys are around the lounge, Scott at the desk working, Virgil at the piano, John on one couch reading and Gordon and Alan on the other. Alan is intently listening to Gordon, nodding along wide-eyed.
Gordon: *conspiracy theory this*
Alan: *nods enthusiastically*
John: they don't exist.
...
Gordon: *conspiracy theory that*
Alan: *nods enthusiastically*
John: they don't exist.
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Gordon: *conspiracy theory* Illuminati
Alan: *nods enthusiastically*
John: they don't exist.
Scott: actually they do.
...
Silence.
Everyone is staring at Scott but he's oblivious and carries on working.
...
Gordon & John: what?!
Scott: yeah, as head of two of the most powerful organisations on Earth they reached out to me to join.
Alan: *bouncing* And?
Scott: sat through half of their initiation, decided it was too boring. Left.
...
Silence.
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Gordon: *conspiracy theory* Bilderberg?
Alan: *nods enthusiastically*
John: that's just more conspiracy.
Scott: *speaking at the same time as John* Where do you think John and I were last week?