Don't own twilight. Wrote this back in January and found it in my files. Wanted to add it to the collection. A lil' different, and another that could have been more but the bunny died shortly after it was released.

Belly Bear

Laurent leapt towards me, I could hear the wolves running forward to stop him, when a large blur impacted into the dreadlocked vampire's side. The noise, that I hadn't heard since the last time I'd seen Laurent, boomed through the clearing. The wolves were tense, watching the two vampires roll around. I suddenly ducked when an arm flew threw the air towards me. "Hey watch it!" I yelled, causing a familiar chuckle and the wolves to give me a funny look. Suddenly the blurred motions stopped, and a familiar figure stood.

"Belly Bear!" He boomed, dimples showing.

I crossed my arms. "What are you doing here?"

The smile dropped from his face. "I'm here to protect you. I've been keeping watch."

"Why? I'm just a distraction. I'm not good for you all."

A look of fury crossed his face. "Is that what that bastard told you?"

"He said you all had already left, that he didn't want me to go with you."

"HE TOLD US THAT YOU WERE AFRAID OF US! THAT'S THE ONLY REASON I HAVEN'T TALKED TO YOU! I WATCHED YOU SUFFER FOR MONTHS-." The wolves growling made him stop. He took a deep breath and opened his mouth to talk, but I interrupted.

"WHEN HAVE I EVER BEEN AFRAID OF YOU? ANY OF YOU? WHY WOULD YOU BELIEVE HIM? WHY WOULD ANY OF YOU? I LOVED EVERY SINGLE MEMBER OF YOUR FAMILY AND YOU ALL THREW ME TO THE SIDE LIKE GARBAGE!"

"I STAYED!"

"THEN WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? IT'S BEEN FIVE MONTHS EMMETT! I'VE BEEN MISERABLE! YOU LEFT JUST LIKE HE DID!"

"Belly, do you want me to leave?" He asked, and his tone of voice broke the last of my resolve.

I was running towards him, which wouldn't have been a problem except for the dismembered vampire limb that I tripped on. His large arms caught me and I felt myself being swung in the air. "Put me down you big oaf." I grumbled, but he just pulled me into one of his bear hugs. When he sat me on my feet I frowned at him again. "Where's Rose?"

I wasn't expecting the rumbling growl in his chest. "That stupid bitch decided that since I wanted to protect you, that she wanted to divorce me."

I patted him on the shoulder. "You can do better than her anyways Emmy. You're too nice for her."

He ran a hand through his short hair and sighed, before his shoulders slumped and he looked at me. "I know, but she saved me Belly. It's hard. We've been together for damn near 80 years."

"You know Carlisle's oldest 'children' seem to have that in common. Saving damsels in distress and abandoning them."

He nodded in agreement before realizing what I said. "Hey! I am not a damsel!"

"Pretty sure since you were being gnawed on by a bear you could qualify as a damsel in distress."

He rolled his eyes, before slinging his arm around my shoulder, and turning to look at the wolves. "Sup guys, you keepin an eye on Belly here?"

"What are you talking about Emmy?" He suddenly covered my eyes.

"Don't worry, phase back there, she won't see your dongs."

I gasped. "Emmett Dale McCarty!" He chuckled, but after a moment took his hands away and I saw the five guys standing there. I could feel my brow wrinkle in confusion, before my eyes fell on Jake and the anger rose. "Oh fuck this shit." I started walking towards where I'd entered the meadow.

"Bells-."

"Belly!"

"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS TOWN! VAMPIRES AND KIDS I GREW UP WITH THAT TURN INTO FUCKING WOLVES."

"Belly-."

"IS THERE ANYBODY IN THIS TOWN WHO'S FUCKING ASS I CAN KICK!" I saw Emmett's amused face. "I CAN'T KICK YOUR STUPID DOUCHEBAG BROTHER'S ASS BECAUSE I WOULD BREAK SOMETHING! I CAN'T KICK MY STUPID ASSHOLE EX-BEST FRIENDS ASS BECAUSE HE TURNS INTO A WOLF! SO HERE I AM STUCK IN THIS FUCKING TOWN WHERE NOBODY WANTS ME AND I CAN'T-."

"What's this I hear about nobody wanting you?" Another familiar voice drawled.

"JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST!"

"Jasper Fuckin' Whitlock actually darlin'."

"Go fuck a donkey Cowboy." I snapped.

"My mama raised me to be a gentleman darlin'. Gentlemen don't fuck donkeys."

I snorted, releasing a giggle. "Gentlemen don't say fuck either." I turned back and looked at Jasper where he was standing beside Emmett. "You look more like you now, did your wife stop dressing you?"

"Since Alice seemed more interested in licking Edwards wounds, I decided to come spend time with Emmett. Because you're the clumsiest danger magnet we've ever come across."

I felt rage burst through me. Both Rose and Alice treated their men like dirt. I had just enough time to see his eyebrow raise before I roared, "THOSE BITCHES!" I then took several deep breaths. "New rule. Any girl you two wanna marry, I have to approve of! You two are far to sweet to be stuck with stupid manipulative bitches who don't deserve you."

"Belly-." Jasper started, but I narrowed my eyes on him.

"If the two of you are stalking me, and calling me Belly, then I get to approve of any ladies who may come a callin'."

They both crossed their arms and gave wide menacing grins. "So, is that something that we get to do as well?"

I walked up and gave Jasper a hug. "No."

"But Belly-." Emmett started.

I stepped back and looked at them. "Look. After your douchebag brother left, the only one trying to date me is the ever-ignorant Mike Newton. Him, I can handle." Unbeknownst to me Jasper shot a quick look at Jake when I said that. "Now two things need to be discussed." Both of their pairs of golden eyes locked on me. "According to Laurent, Victoria is after me." They both growled, so I patted their chests. "Yes yes, you're very menacing vampires."

They both rolled their eyes at me. "And the other thing?" Emmett asked, just as my stomach growled.

"The Human needs to eat." Then I heard five answering growls and turned to raise my eyebrows at them. "And apparently so do the wolves. So, if y'all are gonna have a powwow, we should stop by the grocery store, and then get to my place so I can cook. Charlie's fishing with Harry and Billy today." I turned to Sam. "Meeting at my place in about two hours? I'll make lasagna."

"Awesome Bells-." I shot Jake the fiercest glare I could.

"Don't you speak to me! We're not friends remember?"

"Now Belly-." When I turned my glare on Jasper he held up his hands in defeat. "I was just gonna ask if you wanted a ride to your truck?"

I held my glare for a moment longer, before deciding to fuck with him. "Did you mean for that to sound as dirty as it did?"

He chuckled as Emmett snickered. "Now darlin', if mischief weren't practically wafting off of you, I mighta thought you was tryna take advantage of me."

"You couldn't handle me cowboy." I purred, before jumping onto Emmett's back. "To the truck!"