Crazy Girls
Chapter 1: Truth or Dare
Disclaimer: I sadly don't own Inuyasha or any of the characters...
Thanks to Keira(aka Inukaglove4ever) for helping me with this...
Kagome is a half demon dog and Sango is a half demon bunny!
At Sango's house...
Sango: Let's play truth or dare!
Kagome: Ok! I dare you to go in the closet with Miroku!
Sango: W-what?! He's not even here!
Kagome: Yes he is! *points behind you*
Sango: What?! Miroku you perv! *grabs a book and holds it up in the air* I'm not playing 7 minutes in heaven with that!
Kagome: Oh yes you are!
Sango: Nope! *hits Miroku with the book and throws him out the window*
Miroku: AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kagome: Fine...
Sango: You didn't even ask me truth or dare!
Kagome: Fine, truth or dare?
Sango: Truth!
Kagome: What do you think about Miroku- Sango you're gonna fall off the bed!
Sango: *falls on the floor*
Kohaku: *opens the door* Stop making so much noise! I'm trying to watch football!
Sango and Kagome: Sorry!
Kohaku: *leaves*
Sango: Kagome, what was my truth again?
Kagome: Do you love Miroku?
Sango: W-w-why would you ask that?!
Kagome: Sango do you even realize the reason for truth or dare?! Just answer the question!
Sango: Well... Uh... *rolls across the bed onto the floor*
Kagome: *facepalm*
Sango: Hehe...
Kohaku: *opens the door* keep it down! Sota and I are trying to watch football!
Sango and Kagome: Sorry!
Kohaku: *leaves*
Sango: Truth or dare?
Kagome: uh dare!
Sango: I dare you to kiss Sesshy!
Kagome: -.- fine *goes to Sesshy and kisses him then runs away with his fluff*
Sango: *grabs the fluff away from you* yay a souvenir!
Kagome: whatever... Truth or dare?
Sango: dare!
Kagome: I dare you to tie Hojo to the ceiling fan and spin it until his neck breaks!
Sango: umm wouldn't you rather do that yourself?
Kagome: Good point... Ok!
Sango: *helps you tie Hojo to the fan*
Hojo: Ooh what kind of game are we playing Kagome?
Kagome: *smiles evilly* you'll see... *turns fan on*
Hojo: Kagome I'm starting to get siiiiick!
Kagome: Who cares?! *throws anvil*
Sango: Um ok... Truth or dare?
Kagome: Truth!
Sango: What's up with you and the hanyou?
Kagome: *shrugs* I dunno
Inuyasha: *from outside* Hey! What's that supposed to mean?!
Kagome: It means you're still hung up over Kikyo! Now leave me alone! *throws a book at you*
Inuyasha: *silence*
Sango: uhh... Alright then... Your turn...
Kagome: truth or dare?
Sango: dare... Oh no I don't like that look in your eye...
Kagome: I dare you to go in the closet...
Sango: uhhh... Ok... *goes to the closet*
Kagome: *closes the door behind you*
Sango: hello...? Kagome?!
CRASH
Sango: *walks out of closet* that monk is all taken care of...
Kagome: o-ok...
Sango: I'm sure you can only imagine what he tried to do...
Kagome: bunny plus bunny?
Sango: what?
Kagome: bunny plus bunny equals many bunnies!
Sango: -.- whatever... Truth or dare
Kagome: dare!
Sango: I dare you to kiss Koga!
Kagome: Where is he...?
Sango: In the closet!
Kagome: o-ok... *goes in the closet*
Kagome: *comes out of the closet blushing*
Sango: What happened...?
Kagome: You don't wanna know...
Sango: um ok...
Kagome: Truth or dare?
Sango: I'm very scared but... Dare.
Kagome: I dare you to go in the closet again...!
Sango: Fine but it better not be Miroku! *goes in the closet*
*door closes behind her and light turns off in closet*
Sango: Ka-Kagome...?!
Sango: *comes out of closet* It was Koga
Kagome: hehe...
Sango: *goes underneath the bed with Sesshomaru's fluffy*
Kagome: ?
Sango: Truth or dare...?
Kagome: Truth!
Sango: If you could do any one thing to Kikyo what would it be?
Kagome: Throw an anvil at her, throw her off a 50 story building, burn her, drown her in the lake...
Sango: I said one thing not 5 million!
Kagome: whatever... Truth or dare...?
Sango: Dare!
Kagome: I dare you to... Go in the closet again! *Thinks: Sesshy's waiting...*
Sango: Fine but it better not be Miroku OR Koga! *goes in closet*
Kagome: *closes door*
Sango: *comes out of closet* Sesshomaru... Ergh Kagome why, WHY?!
Kagome: no reason...
Sango: *randomly has a dress on*
Kagome: ?!
-TO BE CONTINUED-