Crazy Girls

Chapter 3: Clubbing

Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN IT OK!

Thanks inkaglove4ever

Still at Sango's

Sango: I'LL GIVE YOU YOUR FLUFFY BACK IF YOU REVIVE KAGOME WITH YOUR TENSEIGA!

Sesshomaru: *takes fluffy and revives her then leaves*

Sango: YAY!

Kagome: *wakes up* WE'RE GOING CLUBBING!

Sango: what the...

Kagome: *gives Sango a fake ID and has one for herself* Let's go!

Sango: Right now?!

Kagome: Yeah, you're already wearing a dress!

Sango: ok... But seriously?!

Kagome: Yes, RIGHT NOW!

Sango: But what if Inuyasha and Miroku are there?!

Kagome: Rin owns the club, she only lets Sesshy in.

Sango: Oh yeah...

-At the outside of the club-

Kagome: But we're Rin's cousins! *calls Rin* see for yourself!

Rin: LET THEM IN OR I'LL KILL YOU!

Kagome: Thanks cuz!

Sango: She must have gotten ahold of my chainsaw again...

Kagome: I thought I hid that thing...

Sango: You know Rin, she has her ways... *imagines Rin holding her chainsaw*

Kagome and Sango: *dancing*

Miroku: My my, ladies, what do we have here?

Sango: Miroku! Get out!

Miroku: But Sango-

Sango: LEAVE ME ALONE! I'm tryin to have some fun with my best friend SPECIFICALLY WITHOUT YOU!

Miroku: Fine then... I'll just go dance with those lovely women over there...

Sango: You lech! *hits him with her wallet* Damnit I wish I had something bigger to hit him with...

Miroku: What? You said to leave you alone so I shall go over and bother someone else, isn't that what you wanted?

Sango: No I wanted you to GET OUT!

Miroku: Fine, fine, but you can't avoid me forever...

Sango: I'm warning you monk...

Miroku: By the way did you know Inuyasha's here too?

Kagome: he better not be with Kikyo...

Sango: *sees Inuyasha* better think again

Kagome: Grr! He is so DEAD! I mean seriously even after what happened earlier...

Kagome and Sango: *are magically home*

Sango: Wait what did happen earlier?

Kagome: Well when I went insane I kind of... Uh...

Sango: Dog plus dog?

Kagome: Yeah...

Sango: Well I guess we're the same then...

Kagome: *hears noise* Do you hear that?

Sango: Yeah, it's coming from the closet!

Kagome: *sniffs the air* I think it's Koga!

Sango: Hmm... Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Kagome: *calls Ayame* Hey Ayame? Guess what? Koga's trapped in a closet!

Sango: You wanna play seven minutes in heaven with him...?

Ayame: *randomly appears in the room* I'm here!

Sango and Kagome: *show Ayame to the closet*

Ayame: *goes inside and you can hear Koga protesting*

Ayame and Koga: *are still in the closet*

Sango and Kagome: ...WOLF PLUS WOLF!

-TO BE CONTINUED-