Crazy Girls
Chapter 5: Perverted Spies
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Sango's houseeeee
Kagome and Sango: *wake up*
Sango: Hi... Kagome...
Kagome: Hai San!
Sango: Where's Miroku... And Inuyasha...
Kagome: They're tied up in the corner.
Sango: why...?
Kagome: Cuz they tried to grope us in our sleep!
Sango: Oh... Well I was asleep so I didn't notice...
Kagome: hm
Sango: Are Koga and Ayame still in the closet?
Kagome: Yeah, but I can get them out.
Sango: ?
Kagome: Oh no! It's the cops!
Koga and Ayame: *run out of the closet half naked and out the door*
Kagome and Sango: Eww gross! *cover eyes*
Sango: Well that was... Interesting...
Kagome: Inuyasha was looking! Sit boy!
Sango: Miroku! Why would you teach Inuyasha your perverted ways?!
Kagome: I can fix this! *puts duct tape over Miroku and Inuyasha's mouth and eyes*
Sango: Um ok... But they can still hear us...
Kagome: *puts earplugs in their ears*
Sango: uhh ok...
Kagome: So what should we do...?
Sango: I think we should untie them and let them wander around the room!
Kagome: ok! *unties Miroku* AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Sango: I think you should let me deal with him...
Kagome: *unties Inuyasha* ok
Sango: also take the earplugs out so they can hear us yell at them...
Kagome: good idea. *takes earplugs out*
Sango: now stay a few feet away and watch the show...
Kagome: hey can I have a piece of chocolate?
Sango: sure, but it's in the drawer behind the monk...
Kagome: *ties up Miroku again and stands on him*
Sango: um ok... *gets the chocolate*
Kagome: thanks
Sango: *unties Miroku* now both of you GET OUT!
Miroku and Inuyasha: *runs out of room*
Sango: hey look it's Sesshomaru's fluffy! *gets up to get the fluffy and almost gets pulled under the bed*
Kagome: ?!
Sango: STUPID IDIOT MONK! *steps on Miroku's hand and leaps onto the bed*
Kagome: O.O
Sango: -.-
Kagome: *gets up to throw chocolate wrapper away and almost gets pulled under* what the- Sesshy?!
Sango: 0.0
Kagome: Sango, hand me an axe.
Sango: um ok...
Kagome: *chops Sesshy into pieces and throws him into the neighbor's garden*
Sango: Kagome! What's Rin going to say?!
Kagome: I dunno...
Sango: okayy...
Kagome: Hehe... Hehehehehehehe...
Sango: I wonder if Miroku's still under the bed... *sticks her head over the side and almost gets pulled under again*
Kagome: *helps you up* bad idea.
Sango: Yeah...
Kagome: I'll be right back! *leaves*
Sango: Hey! Don't leave me here with the pervert!
Kagome: *reenters*
Sango: *is under the bed with Sesshy's fluffy*
Kagome: San? You there?
Sango: I'm under here... I took care of the monk...
Kagome: But why are you under there?
Sango: Cuz I can be!
Kohaku: *opens the door* Breakfast's ready!
-TO BE CONTINUED-