Crazy Girls

Chapter 9: We Have Problems...

Disclaimer: I. DO. NOT. OWN. THE. HANYOU. OR ANY OF HIS LITTLE FRIENDS

-Still At Sango's Place-

Kagome: PERVERTED DOG!

Rin:NO GROPING PERVERTED OLD DOG!

Sango: *randomly has a tv and hits Miroku with it*

Kagome: *Whacks Rin for possesing kagome*

Sango: *crawls out from under the bed* there might be an unconscious monk under the bed...

Sesshy: *Magicaly back to life murderous look on face...*

Sango: oh no I think he's mad Kagome...

Kagome: Epp! gotta go help me inuyasha!

Kagome: Oh wait i kno!

Kagome: *Calls rin*

Sango: *hides under the bed*

Miroku: *unconscious*

Rin: *Magicaly appears in Kagome's house.*

Sango: *has Sesshy's fluffy*

Rin:Where's my sesshy?!

Rin: *Holds up chainsaw and turns it on growling at Kagome and Sango*

Kagome and Sango: 0.0

Sango: *is still under da bed and sadly pushes the fluff out into the open* here's your fluff back...

Rin: no not THAT thing im talking about my sesshy-chan...

Kagome and Sango: Sesshy-Chan?

Sango: then can I keep the fluff?

Kagome and Sango: *Burst out laughing.*

Rin:Sure i dont care.

Sango: yay!

Kagome: *Goes insane YET AGAIN.*

Sango: oh crap *goes back under the bed*

Kagome: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE

Kagome: Puppy plus Puppy equals many puppies!

Sango: Gahh!

Kagome: BUNNY PLUS BUNNY EQUALS MANY BUNNIES!

Sango: 0.0

Kagome: Hehehehehehe

Sango: Hmm I wonder who's in the closet...

Kagome: No sango dont go in der!

Sango: lol I'm not going in there I wanted to get you back to normal!

Kagome: But I'm still insane... I'm not normal rite now... I'm just bein rational

Kagome: Wolf plus Wolf=Many Wolf Cubs!

Sango: Well then you're going in the closet! (AyaKog isn't in there) *pushes you into da closet*

Kagome: *Runs out wif wide eyes*

Sango: Nope! Unless you go back to normal you're goin in da closet!

Kagome: i AM normal i just went back to normal...!

Sango: Too late! *pushes you in the closet nd closes da door*

Kagome: Huh ahhhhh Miroku get out stupid lecher!

Sango: *opens the closet door* I thought Miroku was unconscious!

Kagome: Human plus Human! NUUUUUUUUUU INUYASHA WILL KILL MEH!

Sango: *pulls Kagome out of the closet* NOTHING JUST HAPPENED RIGHT?! Wait I thought you were a half demon..?

Kagome: oops tonight is my human nite imma be killed by inu!

Sango: Crap! Wait Miroku didn't actually do anything right..?

Kagome: Yea he did human plus human force

Sango: OH. MY. GOD. NOOOOOOOOOOOO!He said never to think otherwise about him loving me but he's a LIER! *goes under the bed*

Kagome: dont stay thr all ur life its pathetic

Kagome: Although im da one goin to mah best friend who love dis pervert

Sango: My life is over... Miroku really doesn't love me... Even the note was a lie...

Sango: *holds the fluff* stupid houshi...

Kagome: dont beat urself up bout it come on were gettin icecream!

Sango: no thanks... I'm not leaving but if you bring me ice cream I'll eat it...

Kagome: U'll eat da icecream on da bed or none at all got it?

Sango: fine then... I'm staying under here... *secretly really wants icecream*

Kagome: Mhhhh! I just LOVE icecream! if only my best friend would come out and savor the taste! (Sigh)

Sango: Nooooo stawwwwp

Kagome: MHHHHHH!

Sango: Ahh! I can't take it anymore! *comes out and grabs the icecream away from Kagome then goes back under the bed with it*

Inuyasha: Kagome stop it sounds like your doing something else in there!

Kagome: Ahhhh pervert! *SSSLLLAAAPPP!*

Sango: *eats all of your ice cream then gives you back the tub*

TO BE CONTINUED!

ATTENTION- THIS CHAPTER WAS COPIED DIRECTLY FROM AN RO ON KIK SO ANYTHING KAGOME OR RIN WRITES CAME DIRECTLY FROM Inukaglove4ever AND ANYTHING SANGO WRITES CAME DIRECTLY FROM MEE! This includes typos that I did not fix