Crazy Girls

Chapter 11: Level of Insanity

Disclaimer: it's a disclaimer

Sango owns a house. That's where they are.

Kagome: *still possessed by Rin* *Hides under bed.* I think I'll hide here fow a while

Sango: OH NO U DONT! That's my hiding spot!

Kagome: *is on a leash*

Sango: *drags you out from under the bed and ties your leash to the doorknob then goes under the bed*

Kagome: I HAVE INUYASHA TIED UP IN THE CLOSET!

Sango: *sticks head out from under the bed* wtf?!

Kagome: yup!

Sango: hey where's Miroku? *is totally over the whole bunny doesn't love bunny thing*

Kagome: He's out on a pole at our school on the flag pole...

Sango: WTH WHY?!

Kagome: He tried to grope me and you while we were asleep

Sango: WELL YOU COULDA WOKE MEH UP ND LET ME PUNISH HIM MYSELF!

Sango: *grabs ginormous frying pan and goes to find Miroku*

Sango: *comes back still holding frying pan* he's all taken care of... *goes under the bed*

Kagome: *Magically has a burnin hot coil goes into closet whr inuyasha is tied up.*

Sango: uhhh

Kagome: *comes out a second later eyes wide and stuttering*

Sango: What... Happened...

Inuyasha: *magically comes out untied and is smirking which causes Kagome to blush furiously*

Sango: OMG DOGGY PLUS DOGGY!

Kagome: ALMOST DOGGY PLUS DOGGY!

Sango: INUKAG! SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Kagome: He tried but i gave him a surprise to last a few generations

Sango: ?

Kagome: Kicked him whr it hurts da most!

Sango: Omg HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Kagome: ikr

Sango: WATERMELONS

Kagome: ?

Sango: Wait wtf I JUST WENT INSANE!

Sango: WATERMELONS ARE NAMED BOB LIKE A SHEEP SITTING ON A CAMEL

Sango: IMA BUNNEHHHHH LIKE WOOHOOO I WATCHED SEINFELD EARLIER ND OMG HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA WTH ISH GOING ON?

Kagome: Ummm u went insane AGAIN!

Sango: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA YEAH OOH LOOK A CLOSET ITS EMPTY RIIIIIGHT?

Sango: *GOES IN THE CLOSET AND PUNCHES MIROKU IN DA FACE*

Sango: I WANT CHOCOLATE NOW GIMME SUMMMMMMMM

Kagome: But I don't have chocolate

Sango: WELL THEN GET SUMMMMMMM

Kagome: I cant its 9:00 at night barely anything is open!

Sango: OwOwOwOwOwOwO

Kagome: *Goes insane yet again along wif Sango-Chan

Sango: OH LOOK A CLOSET

Kagome: yay just a lil but longa nd mah ipod will be fully charged!

Sango: whatevaaaaa *goes in the closet*

Kagome: Um san? Mirokus in der.

Sango: *comes out with weird look on face*

Miroku: *comes out with a giant red slap mark on his face*

Kagome: 0.o

Sango: *goes under the bed* stupid bunny...

Kagome: OMG NOT AGAIN! NUUUUU BUNNY PLUS BUNNY!

Sango: *silence*

Kagome: *Akward silence.*

Sango: hehe... Hehehehehehehe... HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEE

Kagome: 0.o

Sango: *is permanently insane unless something is done about it*

Sango: BUNNEH PLUS BUNNEH EQUALS MANY BUNNEHS RUNNIN AROUND DA HOUSE DROPPING BOMBS EVERYWHERE

Kagome: WHY

Sango: KAGOME I WANT SOME CHOCOLATE AND I WANT IT NOW

Kagome: But i don't hav any chocolate u hav chocolate

Sango: *silence*

Kagome: Whteva

Miroku: may I make a suggestion?

Kagome and Sango: NOOOOOOO!

Sango: *throws a TV at Miroku* you're gonna pay for that right?

Miroku: of course...

Kagome: OH YEA HE WILL I BOUGHT DAT TV FOW U DAMNIT SAN

Sango: WATERMELONS

Kagome: Why?

Sango: CUZ WHY NOT

Miroku: I'm just gonna leave now...

InuYasha: Dont question women it just leads to pain.

Kagome: WHAT WUZ DAT?!

Sango: WHEN DID U COME IN?! KAGOME TAKE HIM TO THE CLOSET

Sango: Remember Kagome there is a way to make me my normal amount of sanity if you don't find it I'll be like this FOREVER

-TO BE CONTINUED-