Crazy Girls
Chapter 13: PIIIZAAA
Kagome: I'm hearing the voices again!
Sango: wtf
Kagome: Plzz help me
Rin: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAIZZZZ SANNIE I HAV POSSESSED KAGGIE AGAIN!
Sango: -.- crapnuggets
Kagome: SANGO HELP ME SHE IS PLANTING RAINBOWS AND KILLING PEOPLE WITH CHAINSAWS IN MY HEAD!
*fluffy enters and knock Rin over the head*
Rin: *knocked out*
Kagome: Jesus finally got Rin to stop possessing me!
Sango: what are we gonna do with a passed out Rin..?
Kagome: uhhhh closet?
Sango: but what if someone's in the closet...?
Sesshy: I'll take her
Kagome: thanks Sesshy
Sesshy: *picks Rin up and starts walking*
Sango: Not to the closet! Get her out of here!
Kagome: Ayame and Koga are in there Sesshy!
Sesshy: *sigh* Fiiine *flies out the window*
Sango: *still has Sesshy's fluff*
Sango: I'm going to go take a shower! Please keep the perverts out of the bathroom! *glares at Houshi-sama*
Kagome: *has Hoshi-sama tied up*
Sango: *comes back* WTF DID YOU DO TO MIROKU-KUN?!
Kagome: Uhhhhhhhh-OH LOOK! IT'S TOMOE!
Sango: -.- like I'd fall for that
Kagome: you fell for it when I saw Roku was behind you!
Sango: I-I didn't! Now untie him!
Kagome: Damnit Sango I was just tryna help that stupid frickin perv was tryna sneak out so I jumped on him til he passed out!
Sango: but... I just asked you to keep him out..! I didn't mean tie him up...!
Kagome: Couldn't be helped he was still struggling with me I had to get Inuyaha to help out
Sango: *sigh* well then let him go. I'll take care of him next time...
Kagome: Now he's tied up on the ceiling wif hoho
Sango: *unties Roku and he almost falls on her but she jumps away in time and he hits the floor face-first*
Kagome: WOW YOU CREATED A SIT COMMAND OF CHUR OWN!
Sango: uh...
Inuyasha: *faceplants at the word* DAMNIT KAGOME STOP DOING DAT DAMNT!
Sango: WTF SANTA IS STEALING MY PIZZA
Rin: *bursts into the room* THE GUYS ARE PERFORMING AN EXORCISM
Kagome: WAIT WHT HOW R CHU STILL HURR SESSHY CARRIED CHU AWAY!
Rin: HES DOING THE EXORCISM TOO
Sango: wtf...?
Rin: THEY PUT A BOX OF PIZZA IN THE CENTER OF A CIRCLE THING WITH WEIRD DESIGNS ON IT AND ARE TRYING TO CONTACT SATAN BY OFFERING HIM PIZZA
Kagome: WTF IS RONG WIF OUR MEN?!
Sango: IDK UR THE ONE WHO FOUND INUYASHA PINNED TO THE TREE! YOU STARTED IT!
Kagome: UR DA ONE WHO ISH IN LUV WIF A FUCKIN PERVERT
Rin: GUYS DONT ARGUE JUST COME DOWNSTAIRS AND STOP THEM
Kagome: Fine... Lets go...
All: *rush downstairs*
Inuyasha, Roku, and Sesshy: COME, COME, COME OUR SATANIC LORD FOR WE HAVE BROUGHT YOU THE GREATEST GIFT IN ALL OF MANKIND
Kohaku and Sota: *huddled together nd whimpering*
Sango: WTF ARE YOU GUYS DOING WITH MY PIZZA?!
Kagome: EVERYONE SIT THE FUCK UP GET OUT UR FUCKIN TEXTBOOKS AND LETS WRITE SOME FUCKIN POETRY!
Naraku: *rises up in a cloud of mist above the pizza* sup bishessss
Everyone else: O.O
Kagome: Oh fuck... DO YA SEE WHT YOU FUCKIN MORONS DID NOW?! NOW CLEAN UP YOUR FUCKIN MESS OR ILL KICK YOUR ASS TO NEXT WEEK!
Sango: NARAKU IS STEALING MY FRUCKIN PIZZA
Miroku: *starts wrestling Naraku for the pizza*
Naraku: *sets Roku on fire*
Sango: *facepalm*
Sesshomaru: well we might as well just sit back and watch the show now...
*miroku starts rolling around on the ground screaming*
Kagome: *sigh* I'll get the extinguisher
Kagome: *stops Miroku from burnin to death*
-once the show is over-
Naraku: BYE BISHESSSS
Sango: Miroku I'm leaving you for Tomoe
Tomoe: *appears*
Sango: *jumps into his arms* byeee
-TO BE CONTINUED-