Crazy Girls
Chapter 15: No More Fluffybunny
FireHanyou13 should be followed!
I apologize ahead of time for the craziness
-The Next Day-
Kagome: *ish back fwom... yeah now so ish Inu*
Sango: KAGOME!
Sango: hmm, I don't know, YOU FUCKED YOUR BOYFRIEND
Kagome: I think Miroku spiked mah drink last nite...
Sango: IDC MY OTP WAS FRICKLEFRACKING
Miroku: ehh... Sango have you gone crazy?!
Inuyasha: *blushing at Sango's bluntness nd kills Roku*
Sango: ITS NOT HIS FAULT OK INUYASHA WAS THE ONE WHO KISSED YOU
Kagome: Want Tenseiga?
Sango: tenseiga would be nice... SESSHOMARU I WILL MAKE YOU A DEAL ILL GIVE CHU UR FLUFF BACK IF YOU REVIVE ROKU
Sesshomaru: This Sesshomaru does not want the "fluff"
Sango: RIN YOU HAVE TO COME MAKE SESSHY REVIVE ROKU
Kagome: Ummm I think Rin's tryna tak ova me again!
Sango: WELL THEN WHO THE HELL IS SUPPOSED TO REVIVE MY FLUFFYBUNNY
Kagome: *goes insane fow da millionth time*
Inuyasha: um Sango are you sure that Miroku didn't spike your drink...?
Sango: OH PLZ DOES THAT SEEM LIKE SOMETHING HE WOULD DO?
Inuyasha: ...yes
Kagome: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH BUNNY PLUS BUNNY EQUALS MANY BUNNEHS RUNNIN ROUND DA HOUSE DROPPIN BOMBS EVERYWHERE! PUPPY PLUS PUPPY EQUALS MANY PUPPEHSS!
Sango: OmFG SHeS GoNe INsAnE
*Roku's dead body is on the ground*
Kagome: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FEAR MAH INSANENESS! DO CHU FEEL IT?! BOW DOWN NARAKU ND FACE MAH INSANENESS!
Sango: WAIT WHAT DO I DO ABOUT ROKUS DEAD BODY?
Inuyasha: -.- am I seriously the normal one here?
Kagome nd Sango: NOOOOOOOOOOOOI! *growls*
Rin: wtf happened here...?
Kagome: u dont wanna kno
Sango: Kagome over there killed Roku after he spiked our drinks
Kagome: nooo that was mah Inu-kun not me I was drunk
Inuyasha: DONT LOOK AT ME IT WAS THAT PERVERT
Sango: WELL WHOEVER IT WAS NEEDS TO FIX THIS
Kagome: Uhhhhhhhh should I just stab Roku wif da Tenseiga?
Sango: if you can get it from Sesshomaru. And I wanna do it ?
Kagome: *steals Tensiega fwom Sesshy-Sama nd stabs Roku wif it* too late
Sango: ROKU!
Miroku: *blinks* S-Sango...?
Kagome: My work here ish done...
Sango: NO ITS NOT YOU COULD BE PREGNANT
Inuyasha: 0.0
Kagome: SANGO SHUT UP! Nd I alweady took a test!
Sango: WELL WHAT DID IT SAY
Kagome: Negative
Sango: aww... Err I mean...
Kagome: Sango...
Naraku: Hello bishessss I'm still here!
Sango: NUUU DONT HURT ROKU HES STILL WEAK
Kagome: Naraku r chu gay?
Sango: NARAKU AND SESSHY SITTIN IN A TREE
Everyone: WTF?!
Sango: damnit the stuff hasn't worn off yet... *evil glare at Roku*
Kagome: Ur STILL drunk?!
Miroku: d-don't look at me!
Sango: YOURE LUCKY THAT KAGOME KILLED YOU OTHERWISE WHO KNOWS WHAT WOULDVE HAPPENED
Kagome: Hell ur a half demon again nd it shoulda worn off
Sango: wait did I even HAVE a drink? WTH DID YOU DO ROKU
Miroku: e-ehh...
Kagome: Sango didya hav ANYTHING to drink last nite? Lik anything non alcoholic?
Sango: not that I remember...
Miroku: *stays quiet in fear*
Kagome: He either drugged ya or slipped ya sumfin!
Sango: MIROKU I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT COULDVE HAPPENED
Kagome: bunny plus bunny?
Sango: Kagome ur not helping
Sango: THIS TIME I REALLY AM LEAVING YOU FOR TOMOE
Miroku: no please!
Sango: I don't take mercy from perverts who can't respect women
Kagome: Inu let's just go ill call Tomoe nd Mizuki nd da shrine spirits to come get Sango...
Sango: don't expect me back for a while. I'll visit you though, Kagz. WAIT A SECOND UR ALL IN MY HOUSE
Kagome: We can get out... THAT'S WHT I'VE BEEN TRYNA GET INU TO DO! RIGHT HONEY?! *evil smirk*
Sango: you know maybe I should just stay...
Kagome: Tomoe just got here nd he's pissed he tried to use fox fire on me...
Sango: TOMOE! *hugs*
Tomoe: Sango what happened
Sango: *glares at Miroku* let's just go...
Kagome: *sweatdrops*
Tomoe: *fire appears in his hand* after I take care of this situation
Sango: WHAT?! Don't kill him!
Tomoe: well why not? He's the reason you called me isn't he?
Sango: w-well we can't revive him twice you can't kill him again!
Kagome: Tomoe just take her bak to Mikage shrine!
Tomoe: fine.
Sango: you have to promise not to kill him!
Tomoe: ...
Kagome: Tomoe just do it! She'll kill ya if ya don't!
Tomoe: Keh. No human can kill me
Sango: EXCUSE ME
Kagome: NO DONT PISS HER OFF!
Tomoe: -.- come on. Let's just go *takes her hand*
Sango: ...
Kagome: Bye
Sango: bye...
Miroku: ...
Kagome: Well that was anticlimactic.
Tomoe: why are you so slow?! Hurry up! We're leaving, remember?
Sango: well so-rry! I didn't know there was a time limit!
Tomoe: well are we going or not?!
Sango: ...
Tomoe: WHY WOULD YOU CALL ME UP HERE TO CHANGE YOUR MIND
Inuyasha: Sango why are you so hesitant? Miroku spiked your drink, remember? Weren't you mad a second ago?
Tomoe: *fire reappears* He WHAT?! IM GOING TO KILL HIM
Kagome: Tomoe don't even think about it
Sango: STOP YOU CANT KILL HIM!
Tomoe: *releases Sango's hand* why wouldn't I?! Do you know what could've happened?!
Sango: so? IVE THROWN REFRIGERATORS AT HIM BEFORE! YOU DONT HAVE TO KILL HIM
Miroku: Why are you speaking about me as if I'm not here?
Sango: TOMOE I SWEAR IF YOU TAKE ONE STEP TOWARDS HIM I WILL CUT UR FUCKING HAND OFF OK SO LETS GO
Miroku: Sango I can fend for myself...
Sango: NOT AGAINST A FULL GROWN FOX DEMON WITH FIRE IN HIS HAND
Tomoe: STFU AND LET ME KILL HIM
Sango: IF YOU TAKE ONE STEP TOWARS HIM ILL... ILL STAY HERE!
Tomoe: *growls* fine, let's go
Sango and Tomoe: *leave*
-TBC-