Crazy Girls
Chapter 16: WE'RE LEAVING
Me and FireHanyou13
Kagome: I think Miroku's depressed...
Inuyasha: why should he be? It's his fault she left
Kagome: He tried to get her to stop but we still need to leave soooo LET'S GO!
Inuyasha: go where?
Kagome: My house. My family is still on vacation.
Inuyasha: *scratches head in confusion for a moment and then* OH! I get it nvm
Kagome: Still can we go?
Inuyasha: well I guess
Rin: ummm did you forget about everyone else who is still here?
Kagome and Inuyasha: WE DON'T CARE!
Rin: *shrinks back in fear*
*Sesshomaru, Rin, Roku, Naraku, Koga, and Ayame are still in Sango's house. Plus the fluff*
Sango: *reappears* srry I forgot to get the fluff... Yeah that's right I'm taking it with me! *goes upstairs to get it*
Rin: Sango? Kagome and Inuyasha got really scary
Sango: *turns head to Rin while on the stairs* Well don't you have a Sesshomaru? Or a chainsaw...?
Rin: KAGOME TOOK IT! Nd she killed Sesshy again! *cries*
Sango: WAT?! KAGOME HOW COULD YOU!?
Kagome: He was taking Inu's sexyness away! *pouts*
Inuyasha: oh so you think my brother is sexier than me?
Kagome: No he's stealin ur sexyness!
Sango: and how is that possible...?
Kagome: He took it away lik when he pulled the black pearl outta ur eye
Rin: umm ok... BUT YOU DIDNT HAVE TO KILL HIM!
Sango: it's ok Rin I have a spare chainsaw you can use to chase her around with
Kagome: Inuyasha save me!
Rin: *evil cackle*chases Kagome*
Kagome: *runs outta room nd outta house to school jumps up da flag pole*
Rin: *chainsaw roars* you have to come down sometime!
Kagome: NOT IF I JUMP IN THE TREE! *jumps on tree branch*
Rin: *still chases you but way below*
-meanwhile-
*Sango comes back downstairs with the fluff*
Kagome: SANGO Y!
Sango: WELL UR THE ONE WHO KILLED FLUFFY wait how am I talking to you ur not here
Kagome: Not the frickin point!
Rin: HAHAHA! *chainsawroars from below*
Sango: well I'm off to Mikage shrine
Kagome: TAKE ME ND INU WIF CHU!
Sango: WELL I THOUGHT YOU AND YASHIE WERE GONNA GO DO SOME SMOOCHING AT UR PLACE
Kagome: We're done.
Sango: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
Kagome: Jut as I said were all done...
Sango: OH YEAH THEN WHY DID YOU TELL HIM TO COME OVER SINCE UR FAMILY IS N VACATION
Sango: and anyways you can't come to the shrine it's full of people!
Kagome: Damn
Sango: well Tomoe should be here to pick me up any minute now. And in the mean time... EVERYONE GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE
Everyone in Sango's house: aww
Kagome: Fine be mean let's go Inuyasha
Rin: DID YOU FORGET ABOUT ME AGAIN?! I HAVE A CHAINSAW YOU KNOW
Kagome: I hav a very powerful half demon
Rin: *chainsaw roars* HALF DEMONS ARE POWERLESS AGAINST MODERN TECHNOLOGY... AND CANDY!
Kagome: DON'T CARE BYE!
Kagome nd Inuyasha: *leaves*
Rin: *goes over to Sesshomaru's lifeless body and cries*
Sango: Rin...
Kagome: *sends Tenseiga to Rin*
Rin: BUT HES ALREADY BEEN REVIVED BEFORE!
Sango: *has the fluff and magical sparkles come out of it and surround Sesshomaru*
Sesshomaru: *opens his eyes*
Sango: wtf
Kagome: Holy shit it's magic!
Kagome: Aren't ya gonna take da fluff now?
Sango: YES! *wraps fluff around herself like a huge scarf* and I'm leaving so... Don't expect to see me for a while
Kagome: Have fun!
Sango: WHERE THE HELL IS MY FOX-KUN?
Kagome: OHHH I kno! TOMOE! HERE FOXY FOXY FOXY HERE BOY! *whistles*
Sango: wtf
Kagome: Hey I think it worked!
Tomoe: *comes in through the door* let's go
Miroku: wait Sango can I have something before you go?
Sango: what?
Miroku: *kisses*
Kagome: I KNEW IT! IT WORKED!
Tomoe: HELL NO! *spins Sango around and kisses her*
Kagome: TOMOE! I DON'T THINK NANAMI WILL LIK THIS!
Miroku: Ur gonna have to do better than that, fox *gropes Sango*
Tomoe: *gets down on one knee* Sango will you marry me?!
Sango: HOLD UP! WHO THE HELL IS NANAMI
Kagome: Tomoe's land god. It's like me wif Inuyasha
Sango: *slaps Tomoe*
Miroku: *smirks*
Sango: *slaps roku*
Kagome: MIZUKI! HERE SNAKY SNAKY SNAKE!
Kagome: Can you take me and Inuyasha to Mikage Shrine?
Tomoe: IM NOT LETTING A HALF DEMON IN THE SHRINE
Kagome: UR A DEMON TOO! ND SHIPPO'S A FOX DEMON TOO ND HE TRAVELS WIF INUYASHA SOOOO DO AS I SAY OR I'LL LOCK SANGO IN MY BASEMENT ND NEVER LET U NEAR HER ND PUT SUBJAGATION BEADS ON UR NECK ND S-I-T U TOO HELL! *growls*
Sango: Kagome I would shut up if I were you... It doesn't work that way... And if you lock me in the basement I will fucking murder you
Tomoe: we're leaving. *grabs Mizuki and drags him out the door then closes it*
Rin: aren't you going to follow them?
Sango: not anymore...
Kagome: WHY THAT LITTLE-
Inuyasha: Kagome why don't we just go to ur place?
Kagome: Fine!
Sango: *sigh* bye you two! Have fun!
Kagome: THANKS!
Sango: My OTP is having another moment... *tear appears in eye*
Kagome: BAIZZZZZ! *leaves*
Sango: well now that that's over... WILL THE REST OF YOU LEAVE MY HOUSE ALREADY
Everyone else: *walks towards the door*
Sango: not you Miroku. We have to talk
-TBC!-
Well that's the end of the characters from Kamisama Kiss. I don't think they will appear again, so if you were confused then just search up the characters... Or watch the series bc it's rlly good!