Crazy Girls
Chapter 17: Apologies and Dead Rabbits
Me and FireHanyou13!
-at Kagome's house-
Inuyasha: *opens cupboards* do ya have any ramen?
Kagome: INUYASHA SIT! HOW RUDE!
Inuyasha: YOU INVITED ME HERE YA KNOW! AND UR STANDING RIGHT HERE ITS NOT LIKE IM SPYING!
Kagome: *runs to Sango's house bawling her eyes out*
Inuyasha: WAIT! Kagome what the hell did I do?! *runs after her*
Sango: Kagome? What happened?!
Miroku: *is standing there*
Kagome: *blubbers to get answer out*
Sango: *rolls up sleeves* where the hell is Inuyasha
Kagome: *points in random direction*
Inuyasha: *bursts in through the door* why the hell did you run off Kagome?
Kagome: *busts out crying again for the second time*
Inuyasha: K-Kagome?!
Sango: Don't you have any idea what you did you ignorant halfbreed? How could you be so dense?!
Inuyasha: what the hell Sango
Sango: You can't just go snooping in people's kitchens as soon as you enter their house! It's rude as hell!
Kagome: *still crying her eyes out*
Shippo: *laughs manically from this distance*
Sango: you made her cry! Now go apologize!
Inuyasha: eh?
Sango: GO! *pushes him out the door and shuts it*
Miroku: Am I the only one who heard Shippo laugh evilly?!
Kagome: *sniffles*
Inuyasha: Kagome...
Kagome: *suddenly pissed off*
Inuyasha: Sango told me to apologize so I'm sorry. B-but it's only cuz Sango told me to so don't think I've gone all sappy on you alright!
Kagome: I gotta go...
Inuyasha: what?! Where are you going I just apologized
Sango: *in the distance* INUYASHA THAT ISNT WHAT YOURE SUPPOSED TO SAY
Kagome: DAMNIT TODAY IS THE DEATH ANIVERSERY OF MY DEAD RABBIT CHUBBY THE BUNNY!
Inuyasha: 0.o
Miroku: AWKWARD!
Sango: *slaps Roku*
Roku: *falls to the ground*
Kagome: Saw that coming
Inuyasha: Miroku's a dumbass
Rin: *walks up to Kagome and Inuyasha* hey guys what's up
Kagome: I thought you were pissed at me...
Rin: well since Sesshy came back to life and I got a new chainsaw it's ok
Kagome: good i don't need a little girl tryna kill me
Rin: IM NOT A LITTLE GIRL!
Kagome: WELL THEN HOW DA HELL OLD R CHU?!
Rin: IM TWELVE
Kagome: Ok preteen
Rin: better.
Kagome: You're about a few years younger than me
Rin: I've grown
Kagome: I'm eighteen
Rin: ...you've grown
Kagome: Yup
Rin: that means that Sango's 19 and Miroku's 21!
Kagome: But how old does that leave Inuyasha?
Rin: Inuyasha still looks 15 to me
Inuyasha: I'm immortal ya know
Kagome: Ass u just had to rub it in...!
Inuyasha: hey it's not always a good thing I'll be stuck like this forever and who knows for how long
Rin: ...that didn't even make sense
Kagome: I wanna be immortal
Kagome: Wait where did Sango go?!
Rin: she never left her house didn't she..?
Sango: *walks up* hey guys!
Kagome and Rin: WHR IN DA NAME OF SEVEN HELLA WERE CHU DAMNIT?!
Sango: ...I was at my house...
Kagome: But we were at ur house...? Wait nevamind I gotta go today's da anniverserary of my bunny's death
Sango: does it have a grave or...?
Kagome: His name wuz Chubby da Bunny nd YUSHHH
Rin: ok. Hey we should have a sleepover at Sango's place!
Sango: who said you could invite other people to my house?!
Rin: pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
Sango: ok!
Kagome: *whispers to Roku nd Inu* Well that wuz easy...
Roku: *perverted face* THAT'S WHT SHE SAID! Literally
Sango: *hits Roku with a frying pan that randomly appeared*
Rin: Kagome come back to Sango's house after you visit ur rabbit's grave ok?
Kagome: *sniffles* Kay... *goes to graveyard*
Rin and Sango: *go to Sango's room with no one else in the house(possibly)*
*ten hours later* Kagome: *comes bak fwom graveyard*
Sango: wtf it's almost midnight!
Rin: how the hell did that work
Sango: Rin don't use that language ur only 12!
Kagome: YEAH RIN YELL OUT UR FRUSTRANTION I KNO CHU HATE MASTER JAKEN!
Sango: KAGOME!
Rin: hehe... Hehehe... HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
Sango: what have we done to her
Kagome: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYATAYAAYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAYAYAYAYAYYAA
Sango: *sigh* I might as well say it... BUNNY PLUS BUNNY EQUALS MANY BUNNIES RUNNING AROUND THE HOUSE DROPPING BOMBS EVERYWHERE
Roku: THAT'S WHT SHE SAID!
Sango: *throws book out the window* direct hit... WAIT MY BOOK!
Kagome: That's why I don't thro things I like
Sango: but I threw the fridge at him once and I love the fridge
Kagome: *sigh* Cuz IT'S FULL OF FOOD! *growls*
Rin: so you throw the things you love... At the people you love
Sango: \(/∇/)\ WAT
Kagome: BURNNNNNNNNNNNN
Rin: hehe I've done good *wags tail*
Sango: WAIT WHAT YOU HAVE A TAIL
Rin: didn't I tell you guys? I'm a neko
Kagome: UMMMMM IM AN INU HANYOU! *tail whippin Sango in da face at 100 miles per hour*
Sango: *falls on the ground dramatically* bunny down...
Rin: don't worry I'll tell Miroku you love him for you
Sango: *sits up* WHAT
Kagome: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA KITTY PLUS KITTY EQUALS MANY KITTIES RUNNIN ROUND DA YARD THROWIN SWORDS EVERYWHR!
Rin: I believe you meant kitty plus doggy and throwing chainsaws everywhere but ok XD
Kagome: *pouts* Whteva...
Rin: let's play truth or dare!
Sango: ok. Truth or dare?
Rin: truth
Sango: ARE YOU EVEN A VIRGIN
Kagome: *looks surprised* WTF!
Rin: *makes an innocent face* auntie Kagome what does 'virgin' mean
Sango: *sigh* Nevermind...
Kagome: *sqeals* OH MY KAMI UR SOOOOOO CUTE!
Sango: wait why auntie u two are pretty much sister-in-laws...
Kagome: BE A HALF DEMON ND DEAL WIF IT SANGO CHAN GO WIF UR PERVERTED BUNNY!
Sango: WHAT NO I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN
Roku: that's what she said!
Sango: NOT TO YOU!
Rin: why does he keep saying that?
Sango: because he's a pervert. You're lucky that Sesshomaru isn't one given how much older he is than you
Kagome: If he wuz I would get him arrested for child porn or sumfin!
Rin: what's porn?
Sango: we should probably shut up...
Kagome: Or just whisper...
Rin: I can hear ya know
Kagome: HERE SHIPPO SHIPPO SHIPPO HERE BOY! *whistles for said fox demon*
Rin: no way! Shippo is too girly
Sango: he's a boy...
Rin: wait really?
Sango: *sigh*
Shippo: Kagome? Did you need something
Rin: OMG SHIPPO YOU LOOK SO MUCH OLDER NOW ASDFGHJKL
Sango: umm...
Kagome: I THOUGHT CHU LOVES FLUFFY?!
Rin: hey I'm only 12 I got time
Kagome nd Inuyasha: Wtf
Sango: WAIT IF YOURE ONLY TWELVE THEN HOW DO YOU OWN A CLUB
Kagome: I just stopped asking.
Inuyasha: Wanna get ice cream cake?
Rin: *pushes Shippo and Sango's faces down when she stands up* DID SOMEONE SAY ICE CREAM
Inuyasha: I said cake too...
Rin: *pushes their faces down farther* CAKE!
Kagome: Oh dear lord save us all!
Roku: DID I HEAR CAKE?!
Everyone: SHUT UP!
Sango: *sighs and moves Rin's hand away* well I guess we're all going to go get ice cream cake at midnight...
Kagome: It's midnight already?!
Sango: wait who all is going?
Everyone who has been in this scene: ME!
Kagome: Wait where did Sota and Kohaku go?!
Sango: idk. I think they ran off after the excorcism ended...
Kagome: oh
Rin: WAIT WE DONT HAVE TO GO ANYWHERE! *pushes a button on her laptop that randomly appeared and cake falls in front of everyone*
Sango: ...and now it's raining cake in my room
Kagome: Well make it rain chocolate please?
Rin: Kay! *scrolls on the mousepad and then presses the button again*
Sango: well this will be a lot to clean up...
*everyone who has ever been mentioned in this fanfiction shows up in Sango's room*
Sango: what
-TBC-