Crazy Girls

Chapter 18: The Chapter Without A Name

FireHanyou13 and I!

Naraku: Sup bishhessssssssss- wait is that what I think it is?

Everyone: Oh no...

Naraku: CHOCOLATE!

Sango: OMFG

Sango: *sigh* why is everyone in my house all of a sudden...

Rin: CUZ ITS RAINING CHOCOLATE DUH

Kagome: RUN! NARAKU GOT THE CHOCOLATE WERE ALL GONNA DIE NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Sango: NARAKU TAKE UR CHOCOLATE AND GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

Naraku: Fine bisshhhhhhhhhhh *leaves*

Sango: NOW WILL EVERYONE GET OUT?! Except Rin and Kagz but EVERYONE ELSE

Kagome: OH HELL NAW IF INUYASHA HASTA LEAVE DEN SO DO I DAMNIT!

Sango: Kagome we were having a sleepover remember? He always ends up here anyways

Kagome: Oh

Everyone besides Sango Kagome and Rin: *takes a bunch of chocolate and files out the door*

Sango: and now my room is covered in chocolate and cake...

Rin: I CAN MAK IT DISAPPEAR!

Rin: *randomly types on laptop nd chocolate reappears as candies for us*

Sango: now my room is covered in- OMG IS THAT BUTTERSCOTCH

Rin: AT LEAST IT'S IN A CUTE NEAT BOX!

All three girls: *eats candy*

Rin: hehe... Hehehe... HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

Sango: Rin what have we done to you?!

Kagome: Well now isn't this sumfin

Rin: HAHA HAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA *randomly has a dress on*

Sango: why does this feel like déjà vu...?

Kagome: *leaves the room comes bak ten minutes later then falls on the floor*

Sango: OMFG ITS HAPPENING AGAIN!

Rin: I'll be right ba-aack! *goes in the closet

Rin: *comes out of the closet grinning like an idiot and falls on the bed with her arms outstretched*

Sango: u-uh... *gets pulled under the bed*

Kagome: *gets pulled under too*

Rin: hmm... Where did my friends go... Oh, who cares... I'm only twelve... I have time... *falls asleep holding the fluff*

Sango: *rolls out from under the bed and lies next to it staring at the ceiling*

Kagome: *rolls out fwom unda da bed*

*Sesshomaru comes out from under the bed and Sesshomaru comes out from the closet*

Rin: *wakes up* what...

Sango: wtf?!

Kagome: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Kagome: SANGO!

Sango: WAT?

Miroku: *singing* TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALL GAME! TAKE ME OUT TO THE UHHHH HOT DURGERS!

Sango: -.- *punches Miroku and he flies out the window*

Everyone: THANK YOU!

Rin: Hey do ya have any pocky?

Sango: uh...

Kagome: POCKY! GIVE ME POCKY! * growls*

Kagome: *gets chainsaw fwom Rin*

Sango: OKAY OKAY *gives pocky box*

Rin: hey gimme my chainsaw back! You stole my other one!

Sango: they were both mine actually... -.-

Kagome: * suddenly bak to normal* W-What! WAH! WHAT HAPPENED?!

Rin: *takes chainsaw back* you were going crazy over pocky

Kagome: SANGO!

Sango: WHAT THE HELL IS IT NOW?!

Kagome: Hi! (≧∇≦)

Sango: (¬_¬)

Rin: *clicks a button*

Sango: RIN WHAT ARE YOU- *pocky falls from the sky*

Kagome: YAY! *really happy*

Sango: -.- so now it's raining pocky in my room

Inuyasha: *runs round da house lik an idiot*

Sango: JUST TAKE SOME POCKY AND GET THE HELL OUT

Miroku: Sango!

Sango: *turns around* what the-

Miroku: *has pocky stick halfway in his mouth*

Sango: 0/0 u-u-uh... *shuts eyes and pushes Roku to the ground*

Kagome: Well SOMEONE needs to get laid...

Rin: What does "laid" mean

Everyone: ASK SESSHOMARU!

Everyone thinking: * Sessho autta love that one...*

Sesshomaru: *is standing in the middle of the room*

Sesshomaru: *is standing in the middle of the room*

Both Sesshomarus: who; me?!

Sango: I forgot there were two of them oh my god...

Kagome: Who is a cold hearted *whispered* asshole?

Inuyasha: *bursts out laughing*

Rin: *runs over to one of the Sesshomarus* Sesshy; what does "get laid" mean...?

Inuyasha: *falls on the ground with laughter*

Sesshomaru: Rin why don't you ask the person who said it?

Rin: KAGOME WHAT DOES IT MEAN

Kagome: *suddenly no where in sight* Say hi to everyone for me!

Miroku: I think she left...

Everyone: NO SHIT SHERLOCK!

Rin: Sango; you can tell me, right?

Sango: u-uh...

Miroku: Rin; how about I tell you?

Sango: *smacks him* sorry it was a mosquito *evil glare*

Miroku: or not...

Sesshomaru: WHO LIVES IN A PINAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?! SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

Sango: wait which Sesshomaru was that?!

Sesshomaru: *turns into Naraku leaving one Sesshomaru left in the room* sup bishessss

Miroku: I'm guessing the one tht turned into the Spider Monkey

Naraku: *turns on a random TV and turns on Spongebob*

Rin: *cant keep her eyes off of the TV*

Sesshomaru: now look what you've done you baboon!

Kagome: Sup bitches wtf did I miss?

TV: *switches to Boku no Pico*

Sango: oh god no TURN IT OFF OH MY GUMMIBEARS

Random Japanese person: YOU'RE ALL OTAKUS!

Everyone: THANK U UR TOO KIND!

TV: *switches to Kyo and Yuki caramelldansen*

Sango: wait what channel is this...?

Everyone: *starts randomly dancing*

Kagome: It's the anime AMV channel

Sango: the anime anime music video channel?

Kagome: Yup

Kagome: I watch it all the frickin time

TV: *switches to one of Natsuko Aso's music videos*

Sango: MAKE IT SWITCH TO AKB48!

Kagome: NOOO EVERY LITTLE THING!

Sango: AKB48!

Kagome: ELT!

TV: *switches to Inuyasha AMV of Merry Frickin Christmas*

Inuyasha: Is that us...?

Kagome: Ahhhhh!

Hakudoshi: Hey fuckers

Rin: DIE HAKUDOSHI! *pushes out the window*

Everyone: *starts singing Merry Frickin Christmas while it's still raining pocky*

Byakuya: Hello my lovely little flowers...

Rin: UR GAY! *pushes out the window*

Sango: Rin it isn't nice to use that as an insult...

Rin: Sesshy said it to Inuyasha!

Sango: well that doesn't mean you should say it!

Kagome: Wait when did Sesshy do this?!

Rin: idk... I think they were fighting like with cheesy insults and stuff

Inuyasha and Sesshy: WHAT WAS THAT

Sango: hey where are Koga and Ayame? They didn't even show up when it was raining chocolate!

Kagome: Oh I kno! HERE WOLFY WOLFY WOLVES! *whistles*

Koga and Ayame: *enter the room*

Ayame: OMG POCKY!

Sango: how the hell does that keep working?!

Kagome: *smirks*

Ayame: Koga let's play the pocky game!

Koga: n-not here! Remember what happened last time...?!

Miroku: HEY BEEITCHES READY TO MAKE NARAKU BEE GONE?!

Kagome: STOP MAKING BEE PUNS!

Sango: TAKE YOUR STUPID PUNS AND GET OUT OF HERE

Miroku: No one understands me... * sulks*

Inuyasha: Yeah ur rite no one understands ya now get outta here ya freak of nature!

Everyone: *laughs when Miroku flips Inuyasha off*

Sango: Inuyasha you don't have to bee so mean *smirks*

Miroku: ...

Rin: Kagome what does *middle finger* mean?!

Fluffy: KAGOME DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT RUNNING AWAY!

Kagome: Shit...

Rin: what does shit mean?!

Kagome: Stop asking me!

Rin: FINE ILL JUST SEARCH THEM ON THE INTERNET

Kagome: OPPS I CRASHED UR LAPTOP!

Rin: then I'll use Sango's!

Sango: Kagome don't even think about it

Kagome: *Mutters* Damn

Sango: Rin can you wait until you're thirteen? We'll tell you then, but you're not old enough.

Rin: well my birthday's tomorrow so... OKAY!

Everyone: TF?!

Sango: *facepalm*

Sesshy: Saw that coming...

Everyone: SCREW U FLUFFY!

Rin: you all got me presents right?! PRESENTS!

Sango: umm... Yes! Yes I did! *grabs laptop and clicks a button* it won't be here until tomorrow tho...

Naraku: *knocks Rin out*

Sango: WHAT THE HELL NARAKU?!

Naraku: *looks innocent* What? It was the only way to get her to stop her rage...

Sango: she'd better not be dead...

Sesshy: I'm taking Rin home. I'll bring here back tomorrow for her birthday celebration *cold stare telling us to have a party for her*

Everyone: *sweatdrop* of course...

Rin and Sesshy: *leave*

Kagome: *whistles low* Glad that's over!

Sango: WAIT ITS STILL RAINING POCKY AND RIN IS THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN STOP IT!

Kagome: I kno a way to stop it! *smirks nd types for a minute before Nightcore-I like it loud comes on

Sango: uhh...

-TBC-