Crazy Girls
Chapter 19: The Magically Disappearing Jaken
Me (Panda) and FireHanyou13!
-The Next Day...-
Miroku: Hello young lady would you bear my children? *hopeful eyes*
Everyone: WTF MIROKU! THI IS JUST LIK THE KOHARU INCEDENT!
Miroku: but Koharu was only eleven; Rin is 13!
Sango: IT DOESNT MATTER YOU PERV!
Kagome: STILL U DONT GO ASKIN LITTL FUCKIN GIRLS TO BEAR UR CHILDREN U STUPID GOD DAMN LECHEROUS MONK DAMNIT I AUTTA KILL U THEN HIDE DA BODY!
Miroku: *hides behind Sango*
Sango: what, you think I'm gonna protect you?!
Miroku: Uh YES!
Sango: *sigh* look, let's just let Rin open all her presents and then have cake. And if you do anything perverted I will personally cut open your throat.
Miroku: maybe I should be hiding behind someone else...
Kagome: Not me beeitch!
Miroku: stop using my bee puns against me!
Kagome: Nah I think I'll keep using them to u BEEgone!
Miroku: nuuuuuu
Sango: *sigh*
Rin: CAN WE OPEN MY PRESENTS ALREADY
Kagome: Sure
Sango: *gives Rin a box*
Rin: *rips paper to shreds*
Rin: OMIGOD ITS A CHAINSAW
Koga: Wait just who was that from?!
Sango: I was tired of her using mine...
Kagome: Oh well I got her one too! Rin open the one with puppy wrapping paper on it!
Rin: *rips it open and holds both chainsaws in each of her hands* HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
Everyone but Sango nd Kagome: RUNNNN!
Rin: Hmm who should I try it out on...
Kagome: *hits key on laptop nd starts to rain candy nd chocolate nd pocky of all kinds*
Rin: *drops chainsaws and starts prancing around the room*
Sango: great. Now it's raining chocolate in my living room.
Kagome nd Rin: AND CHOCOLATE ND LOTS OF POCKY!
Sango: *facepalm*
Kagome nd Rin: BUNNEHS ND CHAINSAWS ND POCKY OH MY!
Sango: wait... Aren't I the only bunny here...?
Kagome: BESIDES ROKU!
Sango: right...
Rin: okay what's my next present?
Kagome: Well according to my calculations it should be- Oh god...
Sango: what?
Kagome: *whispers in ur ear* It's da fuckin pervert's present
Sango: *sigh* I'm pretty sure it couldn't be THAT bad...
Rin: What's this? *holds up little playboy costume nd bras nd underwear nd all sorts of Mirokuish stuff*
Kagome: SEE I TOLD U!
Sango: ok... So maybe it is that bad...
Miroku: heheh...
Sango: *drags Miroku into the kitchen by his ear*
Miroku: OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW! Sango!
*crash*
Rin: so is someone gonna tell me what this stuff is or...?
Kagome: IM GONNA KILL HIM! LEMME AT 'EM! *tries to get past InuYasha to Kill Roku*
Inuyasha: Kagome! I'm pretty sure Sango has it taken care of...
Sango: *walks back into the room* Kagome what are you doing? *sigh* can we get back to the presents?
Kagome: I WANNA KILL HIM! LEMME GO INU KUN I NEED TO MURDER HIM JUST LIK NARAKU!
Sango: KAGOME I ALREADY TOOK CARE OF IT can we please get back to Rin's presents
Rin: *is holding her chainsaws* someone explain this stuff to me NOW!
Kagome: Uhhhh Bai!
Kagome: *flees wif Inu-kun*
Inuyasha: hey what the- Kagome!
Sango: *sigh*
Rin: SOMEONE TELL ME!
Sesshomaru: Rin. Put the chainsaws down.
Rin: *drops chainsaws and runs over and hugs Sesshy* Sesshomaru!
Jaken: RIN STOP THAT THIS INSTANT! *squawks*
Sesshy: Jaken... *lets sentence hang off*
Jaken: *hides behind Sango*
Sango: why does everyone hide behind me?!
Sesshomaru: *looks at the stuff Miroku got Rin* who got such inappropriate things for my Rin?
Kagome: Miroku!
Sesshomaru: and where is he?
Kagome: Killed by Sango but u can revive him and kill him again!
Sango: Kagome you know I didn't actually kill him; somehow we revived him twice already...
Sesshomaru: *walks into the kitchen*
Sango: wait- Sesshomaru! *runs in front of him* you don't need to kill him...! I already took care of him! He won't try anything...!
Sesshomaru: this Sesshomaru does not listen to humans. I intend to protect Rin any way I can
Sango: Kagome do something! Make it rain pocky or something...!
Kagome: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh IM A BARBIE GIRL IN A BARBIE WORLD~! LIFE IN PLASTIC! IT'S FANTASTIC! YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR OR DRESS ME EVERY WHERE~! IMAGINATION LIFE IS YOUR CREATION!
Sesshomaru: what the...
Sango: *runs past Sesshomaru and tell Roku to go hide*
Rin: I wanna open more presents!
-later that day-
Kagome: SANGO!
Sango: WHAT
Kagome: ^_^ HAI!
Sango: (¬_¬)
Miroku: IM A LITTLE TEA POT SHORT AND SPOUT! HERE IS MY HANDLE HERE IS MY SPOUT!
Sango: NO ONE WANTS TO DRINK YOUR TEA
Sango: wait...
Kagome nd Inu: THAT'S WHT SHE SAID!
Miroku: THATS MY THING! *pouts lik a child*
Sango: *kicks Roku in the face and sends him flying out the window*
Kag: 0.0
Rin: *is sitting in a pile of birthday presents holding chainsaws while eating pocky and listening to music through earbuds*
Kagome: Hey I think I hear sumfin in da closet... *goes in*
Inu: *smirks nd follows*
Sango: NO! KAGOME!
Sango: wow I guess Inuyasha really is a pervert... 0.o
Kag: *comes out ten minutes later wide eyed and stuttering* Uhhhh i ummm MIROKU HOW COULD U DO THAT TO INUYASHA!
Sango: *jumps out the window and drags Roku back into the house and then hits him repeatedly with a random spatula* GO APOLOGIZE!
Rin: CAN I HELP? MAYBE I CAN BRING MASTER JAKEN!
Sango: hey where is Jaken anyways? Did we finally get rid of him..?
Kag: I don't even know... *looks round suspiciously*
All that have spoken in this part of the chapter besides Kagome: *lean towards Kagz*
Kagome: Uhhh WHAT ARE YOU GUYS LOOKIN AT ME FOR?! *eyes everyone*
Sango: *shines bright flashlight in you face* We ask the questions around here. No seriously it's my house
Kag: What's with the CSI stuff?
Sango: I ASK THE QUESTIONS AROUND HERE
Sango: now tell us where Jaken is!
Kag: UHH IM NOT ANSWERIN ANYTHIN TILL I SEE MAH LAWYER!
Rin: *is suddenly wearing a business outfit with a skirt and a briefcase* I'm here
Kag: What took u so long?
Rin: I had to fill my briefcase up.
Kag: Please tell meh thrs candy in thr...
Rin: *opens briefcase to reveal a bunch of candy*
Kag: YAY!
Panda: ((YOU READ MY MIND OMF))
FireHanyou: ((Wtf))
Panda: ((That's what I was gonna have in the briefcase; candy))
FieHanyou: ((Wht am I thinkin bout?))
Panda: ((Uhh idk... Inuyasha?))
FireHanyou: ((Holy shitnuggets how'd ya kno?!))
Panda: ((? ﾟﾘﾂ? I'll never tell))
Sango: ANYWAYS we are here because of the disappearance of Jaken. Kagome here has some information to give us, and we are waiting to hear what she has to say.
*The living room is suddenly a court room and everyone is in seats with Sango as the judge*
Rin: *is eating candy* so... What DO you know about Jaken, hmm?
Kagome: A word please with my lawyer?
Sango: fine, fine. We'll just wait here... Staring at you...
Kag: Well THAT isn't nerve racking...
Rin: will you tell me what you know about Jaken already?!
Kag: Fine... All I kno ish dat he left wif Sesshy nd I haven't seen him since.
Rin: sure... Sure...
Kag: So am I free to go?!
Sango: not so fast! You obviously know something more
Kag: I'll giv u all marshmallows free of charge!
Sango: eh who cares. We never liked Jaken anyways...
Rin: YAY MARSHMALLOWS!
Rin: DONT COPY ME! *grabs chainsaw*
Everyone: AHH RIN!
-TBC-