Crazy Girls
Chapter 22: Sprinkles and Squirrel Poop
Kagome: SANGO!
Sango: WHAT
Kagome: Let's torture the guys at the mall! * evil smile*
Sango: O Oi Kagome you coulda just said 'let's go to the mall' the torturing part is already implied *smirks*
Kagome: damn I'm stupid...
Shippo: Kagome, Inuyasha's being a meaner again!
Sango: Kagome I think that's your cue
Kagome: Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: *makes face from fear* Uhh Kagome wait!
Kagome: *breaths in* GO IN UR CORNER! Bad dog! Bad!
Sango: well that was... Different...
Miroku: Well THAT was unexpected
Kagome: EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED
Sango: JINX! *punches Roku in the face* I win.
Kagome: I thought it was just sayin it however many times till one owes someone else something
FireHanyou: ((Wait wht? I just confused myself))
Panda: ((Idk just go with it))
Sango: why don't we just go to the mall like you said...?
Inuyasha and Miroku: NO NOT THE MALL!
-at the mall-
Kagome: I wish Ayame wuz here!
Sango: she's still with Koga...
Kagome: Uhhhh still Wolf plus Wolf?
Sango: Don't ask...
Kagome: Well if ya can't stop wolves from repopulatin then u can't stop em
Sango: so where should we go first?
Yasha: Uhh food court
Miroku: Victoria's Secret?!
Kagome: Hmm lemme think... NO!
Sango: YOU PERVERT *hits Roku with my purse*
Sango: whoops... Sorry Roku...
Miroku: Since when did you call me Roku?
Inuyasha: since when did you start apologizing?!
-later-
Kagome: Well fuck me sideways!
Sango: I won't but maybe Yashie will ^^
Kagome: that's not a bad thing *pervy smirk*
Sango: *internally squeals over OTP aka best friend and other best friend going down on each other*
Miroku: she's not wrong... *pervy smirk*
Sango: WTF YOU PERVERT *madly blushes*
Kagome: Well Yasha nd I are gonna get pizza want me to get ya a box Sango?
Sango: OMF YES I LOVE PIZZA
Sango: wait did you just trick me into staying here with Roku DAMNIT
Miroku: Sango my sweet I must protect you from the Furries!
Sango: Furries...?
Yasha: *facepalm*
Kagome: *sliding down facepalm*
Sango: *sigh* just go get the pizzas
Kagome: Well whteva. We might be a little late tho...
Sango: em why?
Miroku: Are you two gonna screw?
Yasha: *punches Roku*
Sango: You don't have to be so blunt..!
Kagome: *ten minutes later is back* Hey guys
Sango: Where's my pizza?
Kagome: oh yea
Sango: uhhh
Kagome: *pulls pizza out from random portal* Here ya go
Sango: *takes pizza box suspiciously* where did this come from?
Kag: Akitoki's Pizza House
Sango: okay! *eats two slices in one minute*
Roku: can I have a piece?
Sango: *glares*
Kag: I'll take that as I no *takes slice*
Sango: *slaps your hand and pizza falls on the ground* my pizza!
Kagome: Your fault and I bought it so I should get a piece!
Sango: yeah but technically ITS MY PIZZA AND YOU MADE IT FALL ON THE FLOOR
Roku: can I have the one that fell on the ground?
Sango: *sigh*
Yasha: Fuckin idiot
Sango: *happily finishes entire pizza*
Kagome: You bitch!
Sango: It was my pizza! I deserve it, letting you run around my house while it rained pocky and chocolate cake in my bedroom
Roku: we should do that again.
Sango: well we're not at my house anymore...
Kag: We're not?
Sango: wait where the hell are we anyways?
Rin: We're in Feudalia and I am the ruler!
Sango: uhhh I thought Sesshomaru took you away...
Rin: Never forget I am NOWHERE ND EVERYWHERE!
Rin: *mysteriously disappears*
Jami, Keira, nd Lauren: *magically spin in with wife hand jestures*
Miroku: hello ladies ^^
Yasha nd Keira: *slap him* Pervert
Jami: step aside Kagz. You too, Yashie. Thats my job. *slaps Roku*
Roku: could you please be a bit less violent with my face? ^^'
Jami: nope.
Keira: Sooo r we just gonna ignore the fact that the teen child just disappeared?
Jami: you mean Rin?
Keira: I think
Jami: let's go find her. GRAB YOUR CHARACTER AND ASSUME DISAPPEARING POSITIONS
Keira: *grabs Yusuke*
Lauren: *grabs Kyo*
Jami: *grabs Miroku* whoops I can't take you *grabs Tomoe instead*
All three: *summersaults out the window*
Kagome: I'm not even going to question why that girl with brown hair looked like me...
Sango: or the girl that looked like blonde me and and the girl who looked like Aya with short hair...
Shippo: *still laughing like a psycho in the distance*
Kagome: What the fuck is that?
Sango: don't wanna know?
Kagome: DOESNT ANYONE BESIDES ME HEAR THAT FUCKIN CRAZY LAUGHIN?!
Miroku: FINALLY SOMEBODY HEARS IT TO!
Sango *Too
Yasha: WATCH THE FUCKIN EARS THEY HURT YA BUNCH A DICKS!
Kagome: SANGO
Sango: KAGOME
Kagome: IM BORED
Sango: SAME
Kagome: SO IM GONNA RUN IN UR BACKYARD LIK A BOSS!
Sango: WATCH OUT FOR SQUIRREL POOP
Kagome: *whispered* and maybe fricklefrack wif mah Inu-Kun
Sango: I CAN HEAR YOU YA KNOW just don't let Roky hear...
Roku: Hear what? And did you just call me Roky?
Sango: HEHEH NOTHING
Kagome: Want the ducktape?
Sango: I'm not trying to stop him from speaking I'm trying to stop him from hearing do you want me to duct tape his ears?! And you're the one who said it wtf!
Yashie: *enters the room eating a cookie* what's up?
Kagome: Well fuck you. *glared and leaves wif Inuyasha that magically fucking appeared*
Yashie: WAIT I JUST GOT HERE COME ON
Miroku: I guess that leaves you and me Sango
Rin: Nope!
Roku: Darnit! Always some kind of cock block! *snaps fingers*
Sango: *hits Roku with a TV* WHAT THE FLUFF DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO WITH YOU YOU IDIOT!
Rin: DID SOMBODY SAY FLUFFY?!
Kagome: No she said 'fluff'
Sesshomaru: *enters the room with a dead expression* Did someone call for me?
Kag: No go away, Mr. Stick up his ass!
Sango: wait Kagz I thought you left...
Kag: I did, I'm taking telepathically! Idiot!
Sango: how does that make me an idiot..?
Kag: It does ok! Stop being logical it messes wif mah insanity!... Bitch!
Rin: SPRINKLES!
*It starts raining sprinkles inside*
Sango: NOW YOUVE TURNED MY HOUSE INTO A GIANT ICECREAM SUNDAE?!
Shippo: YAY
Yasha: Where the fuck did YOU come from?!
Shippo: My mom
Roku: *hits drum and symbol set*
Kag: *slow, dragging, facepalm*
Rin: *runs around with her mouth open to catch the sprinkles*
Sango: so are we all gonna drown in the sprinkles or..?
Kag: Jut go wif it.
-TBC-