Crazy Girls
Chapter 23: The Worst Chapter Ever
-at a completely different point in time...-
-Thanks to myself and FireHanyou or whatever her name is now-
-At the usual setting of Sango's house-
Kagome: WHERE DID YASHA-BAE GO?! *growls and takes Rins chainsaw and points it at you*
Sango: how tf should I know?! And by the way it's pronounced Yashie.
Kagome: YOURE HIS SISTER GOD DAMNIT
Sango: sister?! More like best friend buT I STILL DONT KNOW BRUH
Keira: *appears out of nowhere* PLOT HOLE
Jami: *drags you back into the plot hole*whisper shouts* not yet!
Keira: *mumbles* Damnit. Baiz bitches! *jumps out window after jumping on Yasha nd kissing him.* Keira out bitches
Sango: OH THERES YASHIE *points* I FOUND 'IM
Kagome: No that girl that looks like me did! *hits laptop tht appeared magically, nd it starts to rain candy and pocky nd shit nd more shit lik dat thn the TV turns on to the AMV channel nd shit nd it's caramelldansen!*
Sango: HOLY MOTHER OF CHEEZITS THIS IS WORSE THAN LAST TIME WHEN WE ALMOST DROWNED IN SPRINKLES
Kagome and Rin: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY
Sango: *sigh* now where's that monk of mine...
Kagome: YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY （≧∇≦）
Panda: ((Ok I'm listening to music and I'm freaking tired af so things are gonna get weird ?))
FireHanyou: ((Ik apperantly I confess things too whn I'm tired af))
Panda: ((IKR!))
Miroku: right here honey!
Sango: tf did you just call me? We're not married ya dumbass
Filler Character: IM BAK! I KNOW THE NEW DEFFENITION OF FUCK!
Sango: dude, Rin isn't even- WAIT HOW DID SHE GET HERE?!
Kagome: SHE WUZ ALWAYS HURR
Sango: Welllll I don't pay much attention apparently...
Roku: *tries to-*
Sango: *slams him up against a wall* WILL YOU CUT THAT OUT YA PERV?! You'd think there would be SOMEONE who would listen to me... CHEEZITS...
Kagome: Cheezits?
Sango: don't question my logic and I won't question your sanity! I thought we had a deal here...!
Kagome: But Keira and Jami were talking bout tht?
Sango: I think you're getting the non-existent plot mixed up... OH DEAR CHEEZITS RIN HAS TWO CHAINSAWS
Kagome: HOLY SHIT NUGGETS ON FUCKIN FLUFF
Rin: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAASSDFGHJJLKLZXCBNVMWQWERTYUUOIPASDFGHJKL
Kagome: Rin! Shippo is here!
Sesshy: Rin we're going home.
Rin: AHASHSIOSSONEBDNXokay ^_^
Shippo: HEART SCAR!
Inuyasha: GET THIS THING OFF ME!
Sango: I think he's a bit busy...
Kagome: TOMOE! HERE FOXY FOXY FOXY! *whistles*
Tomoe: What?! *growls and fire forms from hand*
Sango: DONT YOU DARE CALL HIM OVER HERE WE BROKE UP LIKe... TWICE!
Jami: I'LL TAKE HIM! *jumps Tomoe and falls out the window with him
Kagome: I thought Keira pulled you out the window...
Miroku: anyone else here REALLY confused..?
Kagome: Me
Sango: same haha...
Random chibi: HAI
Rin: *runs back into the room with chainsaws* FINALLY SOMEONE WHO I CAN SLAUGHTER! MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAJSJZXJJWSIDI...
Sesshy: *slowly drags her out of the room*
Kagome: Uhhhh Sesshy do you want some help
Sesshy: no, no. She'll only listen to me...
Roku: *whispers to Sango* sometimes I wonder which of them is actually the dog...
Kagome: I dun give a- *cut off by glare from Sesshy* -poo, me nd Yaha-Bae r guna leave now
Shippo: *finally gets tired and takes a nap*
Inuyasha: LETS GET OUT OF HERE WHILE I STILL CAN!
Kagome: YASSS *grabs Yasha then jumps out window*
Sango: geronimo.
Kagome: What the fluffin fluff are you on?!
Panda: ((Wait who are you talking to))
FireHanyou: ((Both
Panda: ((BOTH OF WHO ?))
FireHanyou: ((I DUN KNO
Panda: ((OK. JUST GO HAVE YOUR FUN WITH YASHA WILL YA GEEZ))
FireHanyou: ((KAY
Miroku: Sango we're finally alone.
Sango: well if you don't count Shippo asleep on my bed, Sesshy dragging Rin out of the house, Koga and Aya probably in the closet, and Naraku STILL in a rotting heap on the floor, then SURE WE'RE ALONE YOU FUCKING IDIOT
Rin: I WANNA KILL PEOPLE, FLUFFY YOU WILL HELP ME!
Sesshy: Rin, you have lost your mind
Rin: THATS WHAT THE GOVERNMENT WANTS YOU TO THINK!
Sesshy: I don't get paid enough for this
Rin: YOU DONT GET PAID AT ALL YOU FUCKING IDIOT!
Sango: Oh no...
Sesshy:
Panda: ((What?
FireHanyou: ((He has no words
Panda: ((Ohhh
Panda: ((Well neither do I CHANGE THE SCENE TO YOU AND YASHIE OR SOMETHING
Sango: *pushes Sesshy and Rin out of my house* wh eheh good luck with being a dad Sesshy! ^^'
Sesshy: WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSE TO MEAN
Sango: *locks the door and turns off all the lights* SHHH
Keira: IT MEANS RIN IS PREGNANT YOU CHILD MOLESTER
Panda: ((Wait that did not go as planned
Panda: ((THAS NOT EVEN WHAT I MEANT WHAT HAPPENED
FireHanyou: ((THIS IS WHT HAPPENS TO ME WHN IM TIRED AND HAV HAD SUGAR OR OTHER STUFF
Panda: ((This is messed up omg
FireHanyou: ((U mite wanna cut sum of dis off
Panda: ((Nah I'll just include the in between parts ^^
FireHanyou: ((Bish
Panda: ((Why is it so appropriate that I'm listening to 'Merry Frickin Christmas' at this moment...
FireHanyou: ((I hav no fluffin clue
Miroku: *tries to-*
Sango: YOU LECHEROUS FLUFFING IDIOTIC PERVERTED STUPID AMOROUS FLIRTING PUMPKINHEADED CHEATING CHEEZIT WILL YOU CUT IT OUT ALREADY GOSH
Panda: ((Your turn ^^
FireHanyou: ((No thx
Panda: ((I don't think we're talking about the same thing...
Panda: ((I think it's best to just end the chapter here
FireHanyou: ((yup
Panda: ((Fiiine
Panda: ((any last words?
FireHanyou: ((CHOCOLATE
Panda: ((Brilliant
FireHanyou: ((yup
-TBC-