Crazy Girls
Chapter 25: Cards Against Humanity
We did this one together too
Rin: Guys look what game I brought for us to all play!
Sango: where'd you get that?
Rin: Sesshomaru's closet!
Kagome: *bursts out laughing considering she's probably drunk off of Rin's special club drink*
Sango: wait a second, lemme see that... These are custom cards; they have our names on them!
Kagome: *sounding slurred* we might as well play!
Miroku: I'll pick the black card first
Sango: so you're the judge...
Miroku: that's right! Draw your cards; the card is: while x-raying Miroku, doctors found _ stuck in his butt.
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And the winner is, a live studio audience!
Sango: figures...
Kagome: YES! I win!
Inuyasha: I'm next...
The question is: why can't I sleep at night?
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The winner is Miroku's lecherous hand...
Sango: that would be me, thank you!
Rin: my turn! Your card is: what's under the bed waiting for you?
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The winner is: chopped up rotting corpses waiting to be consumed by four-year-olds!
Sango: me again, thanks!
Kagome: ok, your card is: Miroku's guilty pleasure
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The winner is: cutting off other guys' balls...
Miroku: uhhh that was mine...
Everyone: 0.0
Sango: it's my turn; what's Naraku's guilty pleasure?
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Miroku's tentacle porn!
Rin: haha! I win! **** you! *stuffs the card in her training bra*
Miroku: my turn again; what's Kagura's fan replacement?
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Miroku's lecherous hand... detached...
Inuyasha: keh; you losers. And it's my turn so, what does Byakuya use as lipstick?
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a vanilla pudding cup labeled Miroku's sweet nectar...
Rin: suckas! *stuffs the card down her pants* and your card is Shippo's mission to find _
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Flying poopy
I put that one down haha!
Kagome: wait you're the judge!
Rin: I know!
Kagome: well it's my turn, so what does Miroku dream about?
Miroku: why are all of these about me?!
Everyone: because you're you!
Miroku: *imagines sulking in a corner listening to Adele while eating cookie dough ice cream*
Kagome and the winner is... Filling every hole with hot fudge
Sango: haha! I'm winning! And your next card is what was Naraku's last thought before becoming a pile of shit?
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Becoming so angry that you pop a boner...
Myoga: that was me!
Inuyasha: how the hell did you get here?!
Myoga: I've been here the whole time!
Sesshomaru: *bursts in* Rin I told you not to go in my closet!
Rin: well you also told me not to touch your fluff, but you didn't punish me! And when Jaken did it you hissed at him and hit him with a frying pan!
Everyone else: 0.0
Sesshomaru: we're going home