Crazy Girls
Chapter 26: The Chapter Without Roku
Kagome: WHERE IS MY GODDAMN POCKY?! *growls and tears apart your room looking for said box of chocolate pocky sitting not even two feet from her, directly behind her*
Panda: ((Wait are we role playing now I wasn't expecting this))
FireHanyou: ((Yush we r))
Yasha-Bae: It's RIGHT behind you...
Kagome:...Oh... *sweatdrop*
Sango: I'm supposed to be watching a show that Ayame told me to watch but I guess it'll have to wait
Kagome: No go ahead, I'll fix your room and get rid of all the candy, cake, pocky, and chocolate except for your butterscotch in which I'll take some... *cleans at warp-speed*
Sango: dude if you clean so fast I won't even get anything watched
Kagome: *pauses from throwing half of the sweets out the window* Oh, sorry...
Sango: ...can't Rin just press a button
Yashie: *covers my mouth* SHHH IF YOU SAY HER NAME SHE'LL SHOW UP
Kagome: WAIT! Have ANYONE of you noticed I've BARELY SAID ANY CUSS WORDS?!
Rin: Someone called?
Shippo: *still asleep*
Sango: Shippo can't you go sleep in a nearby tree or something?
Shippo: *shifts and ends up falling out the window on a tree branch*
Sango: when did this chapter suddenly go straight down the drain
Kagome: When Keira started making all this noise including yelling about making her own language...
Sango: ok can we not talk about the outer-frame I've already had enough of this framed-text shit at school
Sango: HAHAHA I CUSSED BEFORE YOU FOR ONCE
Kagome: *glares and grabs her pocky nd Yasha* Fuck you *leaves*
Sango: WAIT DONT LEAVE ME HERE WITH- oh wait, Roku's not actually here... I'm finally alone...
Kagome: EXCUSE ME BUT I WAS THE ONE YELLING GODDAMN SO FUCK YOU STRAIT UP THE MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLE YOU BISHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Sango: dude I thought you left
Kagome: Go fuck ur perverted peice of shit monk...
Sango: he's not even here!
Kagome: I don't care! Have I ever made sense? No! *eats more pocky*
Sango: why don't you just go somewhere with Yashie?!
Kagome: that's what I was already planning you bishhhh *glares and grabs Yasha dragging him out the door while he eats a chocolate chip cookie*
Sango: *sigh* now I really am alone... It's amazing...
Roku: *rises from the pits of hell* hello my lovely Sango! It seems that you are lonely
Sango: no I was actually enjoying it very much thank you
Miroku: well I'll enjoy it with you
Sango: I was finally enjoying some peace and quiet without my greatest enemy rotting in a heap on the floor, a cute yet annoying fox demon asleep on my own bed, a possibly gay dog yokai and his annoying thirteen year old who owns a club showing up uninvited, and my best friend cussing me out and dragging her hanyou husband around for show and tell.
Miroku: that sounds tough...
Sango: well I left out the part about you and your supposedly cursed hand trying to grope me without a second thought
Miroku: you wound me so, dearest Sango! I am but I mere humble monk who wishes to indulge in the beauty of the opposite sex
Sango: oh gimme a break! *slaps*
Miroku: *gets slapped by the air as well*
*closet door opens and Koga and Ayame fall out onto the floor*
Sango: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! YOU TWO BETTER LEAVE BEFORE I REALLY DO CALL THE COPS!
Koga and Ayame: *magically disappear*