Crazy Girls
Chapter 26: Sango's Day Off part 1
Shippo: I WANT CANDY
Kagome: HI SON
Kagome: Don't ruin the insanity
Sango: Oh it's still insanity
Kagome: The Insanitists will be very very displeased
Sango: You mean you and I?
Kagome: More than that, baby
Kagome: Wait, what?!
Kagome: WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!
Kagome: SANGO WHAT
Sango: wtf
Shippo: MOMMY INUYASHA WAS BEING A JERK TO ME!
Kagome: INUYASHA!
Sango: here we go again...
Yasha: WHAT DID I DO NOW?!
Kagome: GO IN YOUR GOD DAMN CORNER! BAD DOG! BAD!
Miroku: Let's just sit back and watch the moron get killed... *puts arm around Sango's waist*
Sango: hands off pervert! *doesnt actually try to move his arm just yells at him*
Kagome: And I'm called bipolar...
Sango: what was that?
Keira: THATS MY JOB YOU BITCH
Jami: Keira stop it..I'll buy you chocolate...
The ACTUAL Jami: why the hell are you being me stop it
Keira: ...BYE BITCHES
Kagome: Well now those two are gone, so what now
Miroku: *moves hand lower*
Sango: *twists his arm in a way that it shouldn't be twisted*has fire in her eyes with a dead expression* stop
Kagome: Ya know wht? I'm getting you that Valium...
Sango: what's Valium..?
Panda: ((Wait hold up
Sango: *drops his arm* What's Valium..?
Panda: ((continue
Kagome: A relaxant... My dad took it when he took his drivers test
Sango: the only one that needs to relax is this pervert
Kagome: Well how about I put Viagra in all of his favorite foods so much that he can't enjoy them?
Sango: um if you put Viagra in his food I will honestly murder you and him and probably an innocent pedestrian as well
Kagome: Aw but I wanna see him get pissed off that he can't eat his fave foods when he keeps getting a major boner because of it!
Sango: Kagome the only one who would end up hurting from that is me
Sango: you might as well put Viagra in all of MY favorite foods
Kagome: Hell I did it to Yasha once! I put Viagra in his food when he was in the bathroom at this fancy restaurant
Sango: WTF
Kagome: When he stood up a woman screamed
Sango: I bet that resulted in a place on your very long list
Kagome: Then the manager asked us to leave, so we snuck in through the back and did it on one of the tables in the kitchen when no one was there! It had food on it, and then a waiter took it to a table, it had a food critic seated there
Sango: WHY TF WOULD YOU DO THAT
Kagome: The food critic found out, and shut the place down. It serves him right for kicking us out!
Sango: you could have at least told me this story wen Roku wasn't right- hey where did he go?
Yasha: Wait you did WHAT to my food?!
Kagome: Shit... GOTTA GO!
Sango: I'm actually finally alone now!
Kirara: Meow
*translation: All of our friends are idiots are they not?
Sango: *sigh* I agree...
Kirara: Meow! *translation: I say we should just lock them out...
Sango: -.- why didn't I think of that sooner
Rin: KITTY KITTY!
Kirara: MEOW! *translation: HELP ME!
Fluffy: Rin we're going
Rin: Bye bye Kitty
Sango: *locks the doors as soon as they leave* that was a close one
Kirara: Meow? *translation: Want to go get a snack?
Sango: but if we leave the house someone will find us...
Kirara: Meow meow meow! *translation: Hide us hide us hide us!*
*magic sparkles fly around you two and you disappear*
Sango: whoa what happened...?
Kirara: Meow meow. *translation: It's a hiding spell.
Sango: cool lets get some food
Both: *leave*
TBC