Intermission-Chapter-To-Hold-You-Over-Cuz-We-Owe-You-One:
Kagz: *sends pic of clear glass bathtub* HOLY FUCK I FUCKING WANT THIS
San: but that would make it too easy to make a sextape
San: I DID NOT JUST SAY THAT
Kagz: Well I might be in one
San: Don't be
Kagz: Too late
Kagz: Yasha and I...
San: yeah right
San: Actually that's pretty believable in this story...
Kagz: I knew it
Kagz: You want the video?
San: Um no thanks...
Kagz: Suit yourself...