Crazy Girls
Chapter 29: Sango's Day Off Part 2
Starring Panda as Sango and FireHanyou as Kirara
Sango: I need food Kirara I'm gonna starve
Kirara: MEOW! *translation: I'm gonna use a spell to give me a human form...that way we can both get food
Kirara: How do I look?
Sango: omg you're so pretty! Now let's get some food... Wait! We should go spy on our friends and see what they do when they're not with me...!
Kirara: Well I know for a fact that the kit Shippo is asleep in the tree...
Sango: but what about Kagome and Inuyasha?! Unless they're fricklefracking cuz I don't wanna see that...
Kirara: Well lets fly, I can still do that in this form
Sango: let's go!
Kirara: *arrives at Kags house in five minutes* Well from the sounds of it, they're just eating ice cream and watching home movies
Sango: Kirara were invisible; lets go inside the house
Kirara and Sango: *walk in*
Kagome: I DON'T SEE WHAT'S SO FUCKING FUNNY!
Yasha: You fell face first into a bucket of glue then tripped and fell onto a chicken!
Kagome: I CHASED A CHICKEN ONCE WHEN I WAS LITTLE!
Fire: ((I did that too! Got it on video...
Sango: this is boring I. I wonder what Miroku's doing...
Kagome: SHUT THE HELL UP DAMNIT!
Yasha: Hey you hear that?
Kagome: What? Is it Shippo laughing like a villain again?
Yasha: No sounds like...Sango and some woman...
Sango: *thinks: oh no they're on to us! But they can't see us...*
Kagome: Uhhh...I WANT CHOCOLATE!
Yasha: The hell?! What is wrong with you?!
Kagome: DONT YOU LOVE ME?!
Kagome: *makes slight hand movement to signal you two to leave*
Kirara: *thinking: She knew?!*
Sango: *thinks: maybe she won't know if we don't leave...*
Kagome: COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH!
*translation: I'm not an idiot, leave
Sango: damnit...
Yasha: What the hell are you on?
Sango: fine lets go find Roku
Kirara: Come along. *flies to Miroku's temple*
Miroku: *is talking to the wall*
Panda: ((you can take it from here
Miroku: So I'm thinking 'why won't she just like say that she loves me' I already know she secretely loves when I grope her!
Wall: ...
Miroku: I KNOW RIGHT! Women...
Sango: 0.o
Kirara: Please let me claw his eyes out...
Sango: *wait I have an idea!*
Sango: *pretends to be the wall and talks in a ridiculous voice* Miroku you should... Tell her how you feel instead of groping her all the time!
Miroku: YOU'RE RIGHT TOM! ...Wait, why do you sound like a girl?
Wall (Sango): ...I'm going through puberty right now so my voice sounds really weird...
Miroku: I thought you were twenty six
Wall: ...walls live longer than you humans usually so I am indeed an adolescent
Kirara: This is your conscious. Don't be an idiot, just tell Sango you love her!
Miroku: Oh that makes sense...THANKS YOU TWO!
Miroku: I'm going to tell her now!
Wall: no problem! And you should probably wait until she gets home
Wall: ...I only know that because I'm, err, psychic
Miroku: What am I thinking of
Wall: Women
Miroku: You are Jesus
Sango and Kirara: *race home*
Sango: turn the fucking invisibility off rn omg
Kirara: inchantment dispell!
*doorbell rings*
Miroku: SANGO I LOVE YOU!
Panda: ((You forgot the part where I open the door
Fire: ((He screamed it through the door
Panda: ((No
Fire: ((Funnier that way
Panda: ((No no watch
Sango: *opens the door*
Panda: ((Continue now ? ﾟﾘﾂ
Panda: ((Say the thing again
Miroku: SANGO I LOVE YOU!
Sango: *slams the door*
Kirara: What was that about? I thought you wanted him to declare he loved you...
Sango: *opens the door cautiously*
Miroku: I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO BE KING!
Sango: -.- wtf
Kirara: Fool...
Miroku: YOU GET THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS! TAKE IT OUT TAKE IT SLOW THEN YOU ROCK OUT THE SHOW!
Kirara: WHY ARE YOU SINGING HANNAH MONTANA
Miroku: Who are you?
Sango: WHEN YOU WALK INTO THE ROOM IM TOO COOL FOR YOU
Sango: also this is Kirara
Miroku: But she's a cat demon
Sango: she's a demon so she has a human form
Kirara: there's spells to make a demon that's animal based become human
Sango: also she's magic
Kirara: Why is your boyfriend an idiot?
Sango: he's not my boyfriend!
Kirara: Sureeeeeee
Sango: he's not!
Miroku: I'm not?
Sango: what the- no I never said you were you idiot!
Miroku: I I I NEED MY MOMMA
Miroku: BUT SHE BROKE MY FAVORITE STAFF ON EASTER!
Fire: ((See what I did there?
Sango: ENOUGH WITH THE REFERENCES MIROKU CAN WE GET BCK TO THE PART WHERE YOU SAID THAT YOU LOVE ME ARE WE SERIOUSLY GONNA LET THAT HANG IN THE AIR DOING NOTHING
Fire: ((Can we pik up later, I wanna nap
Panda: ((Nooo nap later
Fire: ((I take naps in hot weather
Fire: ((DONT JUDGE ME
Fire: ((Bai bai
Panda: ((Miroku just declared his love you can't just leave!
-one very long day later (not in the rp of course we can't just skip that far ahead)-
Kagome: What's up? I just finished yelling at Feudal Fido for bein an ass...
Kagome: What's up? I just finished yelling at Feudal Fido for bein an ass...
Kagome: HOLY SHIT WHO ARE YOU?!
Sango: *facepalm*
Miroku: Why do I even bother
Sango: bother doing what?
Miroku: Trying to be a scholar
Kagome: HE MEANS TO BE A MR SMARTIMACLES!
Sango: ok then... Kagome shouldn't you be with Inuyasha? I mean I wouldn't leave him alone like that...
Kagome: ARE YOU TRYING TO TAKE MY MAN?!
Sango: um no I'm saying you should go do something with Inuyasha
Kagome: What do you mean ' do something' I already did him on everthing in the immediate vicinity
Sango: *facepalm* NO I MEANT YOU SHOULD GO HANG OUT WITH HIM
Sango: TAKE A HINT GODDAMNIT
Kagome: YOU DONT WANT YOUR BEST FRIEND HERE?! FINE FUCK YOU! *leaves*
Miroku: why did you just tell her to leave?
Sango: BECAUSE YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO EXPLAIN TO ME
TBC