Crazy Girls
Chapter 30: The One Where Sango Won't Stop Cussing
Kagome: So San, WHY WERE YOU IN MY HOUSE?!
Sango: *shrugs* I was bored
Kagome: WHY DIDNT YOU JUST SCREW YOUR BOYFRIEND LIKE I DO WHEN IM BORED?!
Sango: HES NOT MY FUCKING BOYFRIEND
Kagome: SO YOU ARE FUCKING HIM!
Fire: ((see what I did there?))
Sango: NO IM NOT COME ON MIROKU HELP ME OUT HERE
Roku: *looks up from porn magazine with Sango's face glued on the women's faces* Huh?
Sango: *facepalm*
Kagome: *laughing hysterically at the moron* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sango: MIROKU GET YOUR FACE OUT OF THAT SEXIST TRASH AND MAKE OUT WITH ME
Roku: *shoots up hopefully* REALLY?!
Sango: *facepalm again*
Yasha: Idiot...
Sango: hmm Miroku let me see... Only if you promise to never ever read porn ever again...
Roku: As long as I'm with you my love, I'd give it up in a heartbeat!
Sango: eh?! *thinks: what the hell do I even say now?!*
Kagome: I'll take over! *chucks porn out of the window and it lands across the street in front of little kids*
Sango: u-um...
Kagome: Whoops...I think I just created the newest molesters...
Sango: *still flustered*
Kagome: Well good luck with the pervert...BAI BAI
Kagome: *disappears with Yasha*
*shredded chocolate starts raining from the ceiling*
Sango: what... The fuck...
Rin: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT SHALL RAIN CANDY AGAIN! *laughs evilly once more*
Sesshomaru: Rin, you are to be in bed.
Rin: THATS WHAT THE GOVERNMET WANTS YOU TO THINK
Miroku: not this again...
Sango: goddamnit Miroku just hurry up and kiss me you idiot
Roku: OK! *smooch*
Sesshomaru: THAT IS NOT APPROPRIATE FOR RIN TO SEE
Sango: OH YEAH WELL WHAT ABOUT THIS *grabs Miroku's face and makes out with him*
Sesshomaru: KEEP YOUR CLOTHES ON WENCH
Roku: DONT YOU DARE INSULT MY LOVE
Sango: err... YEAH! Also why the hell are you guys in my house anyways get the fuck out
Rin: WHAT IS GOING ON?!
Rin: WHAT DOES FUCK MEAN?!
Sango: Rin the only reason you don't know is because you've never gone to public school
Sango: ...or school at all
Rin: I WANNA GO TO SCHOOL, FLUFFY
Sesshomaru (Fluffy): *mumbles something*
((Fire: He mumbled 'shoot me in the fucking face'
Kagome: YOU ARE VERY INAPPROPRIATE!
Sango: well have fun taking Rin to school Sesshy! ILL SEE YOU LATER NOW GET OUT OF MY HOUSE SO I CAN DO... WHAT I WANT
Yasha: KAGOME WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING!
Kagome: Oh yeah... BAI BAI BITCHES
Miroku: wait weren't we in the middle of something too?
Sango: oh yeah!
*make out session resumes*
Shippo: *in an extremely cheerful voice* fucking savage!
Kagome: SHIPPO! BAD FOX BAD!
Shippo: HEHEHEHAHAHA *runs away*
Rin: *mumbles* little bitch...
Rin: GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE FLUFFY TAILED SHIT
Kagome: FUCK YOU FLUFFY
*"Everybody Talks" starts playing in the background*
Kagome: HERE'S A DILDO, GO SHOVE IT UP YOUR-
Yasha: *kisses her*
Sango: *whispers to Miroku* why does she have a dildo if she has Yashie?
Kagome: I KEEP IT FOR FAGS! I HAVEN'T EVEN USED IT! HELL I LET JAKOTSU HAVE IT ONCE
Sango: I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT
Kagome: BUNNY PLUS BUNNY EQUALS MANY BUNNIES
Miroku: *taps Sango on the shoulder*
Sango: Wha-
*makeout session resumes once again*
((Basically some shit happens with Koga and Kagz in the closet and idek I don't feel like copy and pasting))
Sango: not this shit again
Ayame: STUPID I LOVE YOU! HELL I RESTARTED YOUR CLAN WITH YOU
Sango: WHY DONT YOU TWO GO FUCK IN THE FOREST OR SOME SHIT
Ayame: BECAUSE THERE'S DWARVES AN FAIRIES AND OTHER STUFF AN IM AFRAID OF THEM
Koga: *arm around Aya* it's alright baby we can go somewhere else
Sango: GO IN MY SHED OUT BACK I DONT CARE JUST LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE
Meanwhile:
Shippo: STOP CHASING ME
Rin: I SAID GET BACK HER YOU LITTLE SHIT
Shippo: LIKE YOU HAVE ROOM TO TALK
Rin: WHAT WAS THAT?!
Anyways:
Sango: ok can you all get out of my house I'm not ending his chapter until no one is here
Miroku: whatever you want my love...
Sango: Oh no Miroku you can stay
Kagome: *slowly twitching in anger* Everyone...
Kagome: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET OUT ALONG WITH ME
Kagome: OR ELSE SOMEONE WILL END UP A SMOLDERING PILE OF SHIT AND I'LL MAKE IT LOOK LIKE A BLOODY ACCIDENT!
Everyone: *suddenly disappears into thin air leaving MirSan alone*
Sango: well that was... Easy...
Kagome: Finally...I'll see you later guys...Miroku, MAKE SURE TO FERTALIZE HER EGGS!
Sango: WHAT THE FUCK KAGOME
Kagome: *disappears with Yasha who looks confused*
Sango: WERE NOT EVEN MARRIED GET BACK HERE AND FIGHT ME
Wind: WHOOSH
((Fire: Annnnddddddd, THAT'S A WRAP!