Previously...
Shippo: Kagome, something doesn't smell right with you.
Kag: ARE YOU SAYIN I STINK?!
Shippo: No I meant that there's a scent that is new. Not the one from the baby, a different one
Miroku: care to explain, Kagome?
Kagome: I don't smell anything
Yashie: It smells like... The fuck?!
Yashie: I found the scent of RedBull and rum
Kag: I haven't drank anything in three months. Maybe two
Yashie: So why do you smell like Red Bull and rum?
-TBC-
Mysterious person: IT WAS ME! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kag: Who the hell are you?
Sesshy: I believe I can answer that. *rips off the mysteriously mysterious persons mysterious cape...mysterious*
Everyone: RIN?!
Rin: YUP IT WAS ME! I figured if I couldn't kill anyone I could get her all crazy! I kinda forgot that she was going to have a baby though...
Sesshy and Rin: *disappear...MYSTERIOUSLY*
Yashie: Well that was just pointless and weird
Sango: so what are we gonna do guys
Kagome: Naraku croquet?
Sango: I thought he was dead...?
Miroku: how about we go to the Louvre; they have some really old paintings there
Sango: *cough cough* boring *cough*
Miroku: it's not boring! It's the most famous art museum in the world!
Kagome: OLD LIKE YOUR...wait that's not funny..
Miroku: well we could always go to the catacombs and be surrounded by old skulls...
Kag: HOW'D YOU KNOW ABOUT FLUFFY'S PRIVATE...THING?!
Kag: I'll never be the same again.. *shudders*
Sango: are you implying that Sesshomaru had something to do with the catacombs
Kag: I'm not saying he did, I'm saying that he made it his...playground... Or something equally disturbing..
Yashie: Saw it myself
Yashie: It was disgusting
Sango: I really don't want to read too much into that
Kag: Then you definitely don't wanna know what he did with someone's arm... *shudders violently* OKAY! So how about that boring art or pastry! I'm voting on pastry, cause I'm hungry
Sango: pastries it is!
Kagome: YAY
Narrator: Remember that Sango is Kagome's personal cheer button for when she's in a mood now that she's pregnant!
-at some local cafe that has the word love in the title (probably)-
Narrator: Kagome, Inuyasha, and Sango are all shoving pastries in their faces for different reasons
Kagome: Merci Monsieur!
Weird French waiter: I can speak Japanese you know
Kagome: BYE BYE
Sango: *in some kind of mix between French and Japanese* We're gonna need some more pastries
Waiter: Yes ma'am
Kagome: I'm having fun~!
Miroku: how are you all eating so many pastries?! Who is going to pay for all of this?!
Everyone but Roku: You
Miroku: *sweatdrops* O Oi
Kag: Do what I say or I'll show you a Italian tradition of how they deal with prisoners...*glaring, as if daring the monk to oppose*
Sango: we're in France not Italy...
Kag: *also holds up rope and a heavy looking weight* Don't care
Miroku: *sinks deeper into his chair*
Sango: *finishes off a pile of pastries* Kagome I'm going to the bathroom; care to join me? *glares*
Kag: I already have to piss in like five minute intervals
Narrator: In the bathroom! Kag: WHY THE HELL DO MEN SUCK?!
Sango: actually I'm pretty sure mine swallows
Kag: HA!
Kag: We should probably get back cause I can hear Yashie screaming at Roku
Yashie: YOU STUPID PIECE OF CAT SHIT!
Sango: I had something to tell you!
*hears screaming*
Kag: Tell me later
Sango: Ok let's go...
Miroku: *under the table* oh hello dear...
Yashie: *ontop of the table about to shove Tesusaiga down into the wood* Fuck!
Sango: what the hell is going on?!
Yashie: HE CALLED MY WIFE A FATASS!
Miroku: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I SWEAR!
Yashie: BULLSHIT
Kagome: FUCKING HELL!
Miroku: Sango help me!
Sango: what the hell am I supposed to do?! I say let him kill you...
Miroku: what?! My own wife...!
Kag: Yashie! HERE BOY! *whistles*
Yashie: *comes running like a dog*...HANG ON THIS IS DEMEANING!
Miroku: *scrambles from beneath the table and latches onto Sango*
Kag: GET OFF OF HER SHE'S MINE YOU LETCH!
Miroku: *slides across the floor away from Sango without actually moving his body*
Kag: Slug...
Sango: can we do something else now?! I'm boreddd
Kag: MIROKU GOLF!
Sango: oh dear god
Kag: *crying*
Sango: Kagome what's wrong?!
Kag: *keeps sobbing*
Miroku: *mutters* it seems Kagome has a severe case of baby hormones...
Narrator: Now for some odd reason Kagome is inconsolable; Miroku decided to be a dick!
Sango: Kagome don't cry! How about tomorrow we go to... to Disneyland! They have one in Paris...
Kag: Disney in Paris is apparently not the happier place on Earth. So naw. How about we just dump a bunch of water on Roku then go shopping?
Kagome: the contest included a shopping spree
Sango: well it's already getting dark outside; why don't we do that tomorrow
Sango: for tonight we can go back to the hotel and watch the sunset!
Kag: Kay
Kag: for now I'm ordering cake and pizza
Miroku: after all those pastries...
Kag: Yeah, got somethin to say bout it Monk?
Sango: I think we can walk back to the hotel from here...
Kag: sure. Yashie carry me
Yashie: *picks her up princess style*
Kag: Yay
Sango: Hey Roku you want me to carry you like that?
Miroku: well I hardly would think-
Sango: *picks him up bridal style* that's right bitch
Kag: Hehehe. Sango's strong. STRONGER THAN ROKU!
Miroku: *whines* Sangoo put me downn
Kag: NO BACKTALK! When the army Sargent picks you up you don't argue Cadet!
Sango: I'll put you down... If you can pick me up
Kag: Do it Miroku. Doooooooo itttttttttttttttttttt!
Miroku: alright fine.
Sango: *puts him down*
Miroku: *hesitates and then scoops her up quickly and kisses her*
Kag: That wasn't part of the deal
Sango: *smirks* I'm surprised you're strong enough, monk
Miroku: hey, I have muscles! Besides, all I had to do was imagine you in your wedding dress...
Sango: alright alright put me down...
Miroku: why?! We aren't at the hotel yet!
Sango: but...you wouldn't want to ruin it! I mean, it's a wedding tradition...
Miroku: *sigh* fine *puts her down*
Kag: TO THE HOTEL
Narrator: *at the hotel*
Kag: ROOM SERVICE!
Sango: *translates to French*
Kag: Yay they have chocolate hot dogs. I might as well stuff my face with chocolate seeing as I can't have booze
Sango: yeah I would have suggested that we all go out for drinks but this is much nicer honestly
Miroku: what a bootyful sunset
Sango: did you just say...bootyful?
Kag: Is he drunk?
Miroku: no...
Sango: even if he was, he usually takes it pretty well...
Sango: I'll never have to worry about him sleeping with another woman because the excuse "I was drunk" is invalid
Kag: So dont even think about cheating monk
Kag: I'LL KNOW ABOUT IT
Miroku: why I would never cheat on Sango! I only slept with a lot of women before I met her...!
Kag: How much can I bet that they were underage
Miroku: THEY WERE OVER EIGHTEEN I SWEAR
Miroku: a few of them were older than me actually...
Sango: wait Miroku; we met about three years ago and you were still having sex with women as far as I know
Kag: LIAR!
Miroku: well I guess I was, but that was before I knew that you were the one!
Sango I thought you knew right away..!
Miroku: well I did...
Kag: YOU GOD DAMN WOMANIZER!
Sango: Kagome calm down!
Kag: Aww... *pouts*
Miroku: anyways it doesn't matter when I stopped having sex but the only person I'll do it with now is you
Sango: I feel like that's supposed to be sweet but the words just don't work like that...
Kag: Yeah perv. Make it up to her
Miroku: I-I'm sorry... ?
Kag: MAKE IT UP TO HER YOU IDIOTIC EXCUSE FOR LIFE!
Miroku: uhh... How about I take you out to dinner tomorrow night?
Sango: how fancy?
Miroku: very fancy
Kag: Royalty fancy? Or cheap Paris Hilton fancy?
Miroku: Royalty, of course.
Kag: good
Sango: alrighty then
Kag: And don't screw up or I'll implant a jackhammer into your asshole
Miroku: you don't have to worry about me, Kagome. *swallows nervously*
Kag: Oh believe me, I want to
-TBC-