Crazy Girls: Chapter 43: The Purple Blood Adventures
(Just to hold you over until the next one)
Kagome: Rin, what are you doing?
Rin: PURPLE! (exclamation point times 4) *laughs maniacally and throws glitter around*
Kagome:...Okay..? Eh, whatever. Might as well...PURPLE! (exclamation point times 5) *goes crazy and starts throwing glitter too*
Jaken: what am I doing here—
Rin: HEY MASTER JAKEN, look what I can do! *stabs him through the stomach*
Jaken: *starts bleeding blood but it's purple; looks down; lets out a high pitched screech*
Kagome: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (exclamation point times 5) *starts scooping up the purple blood and fills a vial with it* I AM A MOTHERFUCKING SCIENTIST
Rin: *starts giggling maniacally*
Kagome: *is suddenly wearing a scientist's lab coat; throws one on Rin*
Rin: MOVE OUT OF THE WAY BITCHES IM A FUCKMOTHERING SCIENTIST ABOUT TO SCIENCE YOU ALL
Miroku and Sango: *silently watching from the sidelines*
Kagome: OH NO YOU DON'T! (exclamation point times 4) I'M THE BIGGEST AND BADDEST SCIENCE BITCH AROUND HERE YOU FUCKING THIRTEEN YEAR OLD!
Kagome: YOU MAY OWN A FUCKING CLUB TOU YOU DON'T HAVE SHIT ON ME
Rin: *pulls a chainsaw covered in purple liquid out of nowhere and starts chasing Jaken around with it*
((Panda: Since Rin is a cat demon, she has lost interest
Sesshy: STOP FUCKING SWEARING
Kagome: AIN'T THAT THE POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK
((Panda: OHMYGODYES THAT IS TOTALLY SOMETHING SESSHY WOULD SAY AS A PARENT
((Fire: FUCKING YEAH
Miroku: *turns to Sango* it appears that our dearest Rin has—*gets splattered in the face with purple liquid* nevermind...
Kagome: Serves you right you stupid fucking lecher!
Sesshy: I TOLD YOU TO STOP MOTHERFUCKING SWEARING WHAT THE FUCK KAGOME
Kagome: AND I SAID 'AIN'T THAT THE POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK' YOU STUPID FUCKING POODLE!
Kagome: OPEN YOUR FUCKING EARS YOU OLD DOG
Sesshy: DON'T YOU EVER FUCKING CALL ME THAT AGAIN YOU IGNORANT WENCH
Yashie: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY YOU FUCKER?!
Kagome: I AM GOING TO FUCKING MURDER YOUR FLUFFY ASS YOU DAMN FRENCH FUCKING POODLE!
Kirara: How did this even happen?
Kagome: SHUT UP YOU NEKO BITCH
Kagome: GO AWKWARDLY FLIRT WITH SOMEONE
Shippo: DONT YOU DARE CALL MY WOMAN THAT!
Sango: SHES NOT YOUR FUCKING WOMAN YOUR LIKE TWELVE
Kirara: *miffed* Well. *huffy* Fuck you, Kagome. *disappears in magic smoke*
Shippo: I'M FIFTY FOR CHRIST'S SAKE
Kagome: YOU ARE GROUNDED
Miroku: Sango what has gotten into you?!
Sango: *takes a swig from a bottle of vodka* nothing...
Shippo: SAVAGE
Kagome: *takes a sip from her twelve year aged scotch* Same
Rin: MASTER JAKEN LET'S PLAY! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHFJUDJUSHYEJUSGGAHAHAHAHAHAHAJDOGJDHG *continues to chase Jaken around with her purple, blood covered chainsaw*
Jaken: LORD SESSHOMARU PLEASE SAVE ME
Sesshy: SAVE YOURSELF
Sesshy: Jaken, stop screaming, it's loud.
Jaken: I HATE MY FUCKING LIFE
Jaken: I DON'T WANNA DIEEE
Sesshy: STOP. FUCKING. SWEARING.
Rin: TOO BAD MOTHER FUCKER
Sesshy: RIN!
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