Chapter 58: Ëssëntïäl Öïls
Note: Fluffy and Sesshy are both just Sesshomaru
Fluffy: Rin, it's time to go to bed *dodges chainsaw*
Rin: *eyes cold like ice* I'll sleep when I'm dead
Jaken: *under his breath* You won't have to wait long
Rin: *slashes him open with her chainsaw again*
Sesshy: Rin. Slashing Jaken is not a good anger management strategy.
Rin: What's anger management?
Rin: *using Jaken's blood to paint obscene things on her bedroom wall*
Sesshy: *ignores the obscenity* It's time for bed. And that's very vulgar.
Rin: You're vulgar. And stupid.
Sesshy: if you do not sleep I will cut the electricity in the house
Rin: And what's that gonna do?
Jaken: *trying to sew himself shut*
Sesshy: you will no longer be able to play your violent games on the electronic console
Rin: *kicks Jaken in the knee to demonstrate she doesn't care*
Jaken: *howls in pain and switches from stitching himself to cradling his knee*
Sesshy: *picks Jaken up and relocates him to the basement, where he is now locked* no more.
Rin: You ruined my fun
Fluffy: I do not care. Sleep.
Rin: I will punish Jaken for this tomorrow
Fluffy: No, you won't
Rin: *sassy* and what'll stop me?
Fluffy: Me
Rin: *starts laughing hysterically*
Sesshy: your laughter does not make me less powerful
Rin: No, but it bruises your ego, you dumb dog
Sesshy: nothing can even attempt to brush my ego, child. I have extremely high self confidence
Rin: Is that so? *stares at him for several minutes* I like shorter guys. What's your height?
Sesshy: Rin, I am not dependent on your personal preferences regarding males of certain heights. I am, however, glad to see I have taught you my self-confidence mindset. It is refreshing after Jaken failed so terribly
Rin: Your hair care products suck ass
Fluffy: Rin, language
Rin: Suck a ****
Fluffy: Rin, you are grounded
Rin: Does it look like I give a ****
Narrator: Jaken's muffled begging echoes throughout the house from the basement, bringing joy to both the dog demon and the small human
Rin: *smirking* I did that
Fluffy: Yes, you did. And you are still grounded
Rin: sleep is for the weak, and you taught me to never be weak
Fluffy: If you don't sleep, you will be weak
Fluffy: Do not make me get the essential oils
Rin: *freezes* ...You wouldn't
Sesshy: I will operate by any means necessary *smiles just a little tiny bit, which is the scariest thing ever*
Rin: *glares, which is the second scariest thing ever*
Sesshy: *turns toward the door* then I shall do it
Rin: *hisses and begins clawing her bedpost*
Sesshy: *continues walking* there is only one way to stop me
Rin: *begins hacking at her bed post with furious abandon*
Sesshy: *reaches into a strictly organized cupboard for the essential oils*
Rin: ****
Sesshy: *pulls the cork top off a bottle and drips several drops into the diffuser*
Rin: *holding back venomous tears and speaks in a dual voice* nö
Sesshy: *in his own dual demon voice* Yês
Rin: *angrily begins getting tired*
Rin: nÖ, NÖ...nö...
Sesshy: *laughing monotonously*
Rin: sëssho...maru...fluffy bunny...
Sesshy: *flicks off the light switch* goodnight
Rin: Don't kill...the dogs...
Sesshomaru, outside the door, whispering to himself: What dogs
Rin: mmmmmfluffernutter...death...
Sesshy: *whispering* Fuck me.
Sesshy: *goes to locate the 'dogs' Rin mentioned*
Sesshomaru, a few moments later: Oh dear god!